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THe MuST HaVe CHaRT THat EVeRY EuROCRaT CaRRieS...

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THE CHART CARRIED BY EVERY EUROCRAT

 

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Thu, 06/28/2012 - 20:31 | 2571710 SILVERGEDDON
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The Klingon said "I'll be famous!" 

For falling not far from Uranus

For every good Euro man

Is having a Euro plan

For laundering out the underwear stainous ! 

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 04:33 | 2572512 williambanzai7
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Maybe we should call them Eurons

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 20:00 | 2571640 ghostzapper
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Gotta hand it to you William - pure brilliance.  Although the scale measuring billions of Euros may need to add a few zeroes to each data point. 

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 00:15 | 2572295 williambanzai7
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I was thinking per event as opposed to in the aggregate

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:47 | 2569619 Shigure
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Genius. Very funny, really enjoyed that one.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 14:05 | 2570010 strannick
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If he hates Isreal, he should try spending some time visiting with one of it's neighbors. Or if he finds their company too unpleasant he could skip over to where the moderates are hanging (pardon the pun)

http://www.persecution.org/category/countries/africa/tunisia/

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 19:19 | 2571512 tamboo
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palestine was pretty quiet before the heebs seized the land illegally.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 19:38 | 2571564 strannick
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Spare the racist lingo. So, you were there, or thats just what you read in your textbook? Quiet like Tunisia? (Dang, forgot about feeding the trolls. Over and out)

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:38 | 2569547 shovelhead
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Thu, 06/28/2012 - 19:18 | 2571503 tamboo
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don black (joo) runs stormfront, go figure.

 

 

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:02 | 2569282 Wakanda
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What happens to her cycle if she gets knocked up?

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 16:20 | 2570871 Jena
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Lots of questions:  To what does she give birth?  Who is the father?  What do they name it, or do we even want to know?

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 05:31 | 2572534 Wakanda
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Ignorance can be bliss in this case.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 11:37 | 2569096 pd303
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Herr Banzai your talent is much appreciated, I tip meine Hut.

danke-shoin

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 12:29 | 2569502 williambanzai7
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Bitte shoin...

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 11:18 | 2568952 blindman
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Walkabout, 1971 classic by Nicolas Roeg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgWrVIPAzJo

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 11:05 | 2568816 Zero Govt
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Nice one Banzai

the ticking clock is the death of Govt, not just socialism ...though both have stunk throughout their entirely rotten history

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 11:04 | 2568810 Nachdenken
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Its the 20th Summit so far, your cycle shows the tail event after the (foot) ball.  You show us how it is, and how it will be. Keep the mouse wheel rolling..

 

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 10:53 | 2568684 metastar
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We need you now Banzi on the illegitimate SCROTUMS.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 10:46 | 2568615 Nobody For President
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Fuhooooooooootball, BitCHez!

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 09:51 | 2568071 WALLST8MY8BALL
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THE 90 MINUTES WERE UP

SEEMED NO ONE COULD WIN THE CUP

THE REFS ADDED TIME

TO CONTINUE THE CRIME

OF THE UNION THAT IS EUROPE!

 

 

 

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 16:36 | 2570962 GMadScientist
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the euro economy's sick

and what's more we've all run out of tricks

we're all running on fumes

so real growth can't resume

in the end we'll all have to eat _______ (hint: not eurobonds)

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 14:04 | 2570025 Liquid Courage
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Is this the line for the Limerick Amateur Hour? W8, I was going to use the "Injury Time" idea, but you beat me to it, so allow me to retort with:

 

Who knows what has passed through the shredder?
This may be just one more dead letter,
With Hollande twixt her knees,
Mutti uttered “Yes please,
Perhaps we can score with a header.”

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 14:18 | 2570086 WALLST8MY8BALL
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I think Liquid Courage is Fine!

I really like beer more than wine

but to get a good stone

Ill roll up a bone

2 minutes later I'm Sublime!

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 16:35 | 2570952 GMadScientist
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it's a pleasure to puff and to pass

until everyone's stoned off their ass

and if someone is laggin'

lock em in the choomwagon

until they *cough* up some for gas

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 15:04 | 2570345 Liquid Courage
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I’m really too busy to play,
With 8ball, Bill and LK,
We’re having our Year End,
And I’ll lose my rear end,
I’d better be saying g’day. (eh?)

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 09:29 | 2568033 williambanzai7
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EURO DOOMSDAY CLOCK


It's ten to the hour of doom
The Kleptos have run out of room
They need a distraction
Some good football action
Should muffle the sound of the "BOOM"

The Limerick King

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 11:14 | 2568916 john39
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and in the US, obamacare debacle to keep the masses looking in the wrong direction.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 13:32 | 2569856 williambanzai7
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That is a fair assessment. It would be one thing if we had the best medical system in the world. But we don't and the numbers show it.

The idea that we spend so much time arguing about how to fund something so basic in terms of quality of living amazes me. Particularly since there is so much obvious paper pushing waste that has nothing to do with healthcare.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 19:28 | 2571537 john39
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right on man.  the medical industry is totally owned and controlled by the same corporations and people that run the banking system.  people are naive to put their faith in either system.  the best decision i ever made was to walk away from mainstream medicine and explore traditional healing, holistic health, TCM, Rife technology etc.  nothing is more precious than your health, trust the umbrella corporation at your own risk.  they see you as a lump of dumb meat.  think about it.

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