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MUTTI MauLeR...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 06/29/2012 12:24 -0400

We affirm our [viagral] com[munalist]itment [between football matches] to do what is [whoromoronically] necessary [until next time] to [detourne] the financial [in]stability of the euro [D Cup] area [as we have so ably intiated heretofootball], in particular by using the existing EFSF/ESM [edifices] in a [flexcurable], effluent and sodomologically circuminventive] manner [what else do we have?] in order to [insta-]stabilize markets [line up and lean over suckas] for Member States re[-in]specting their Country Specific Recommendations [hysterical demands on Tante Mutti] and their other com[munalist]ments [what a pretty word] including their respective timelines [to SOROs Doom], under the European Semester, the Stability and Growth Pact, the Macroeconomic Imbalances Procedure, [the Bilderberg Manifesto, the Collective Comitological Principles of EURO Nomenklat-oral and the Merkel Gaussian Bailout Cycle.]

These conditions should be reflected in a [fully unenforceable] [Magically Materializing] Memorandum of [Mis-]Understanding.

We welcome that the ECB has agreed to serve as a [LIBORactive] agent to EFSF/ESM in conducting [flexicurative] market [sodomization] operations in a [wickedly] [d]effective, [d]efficient [and fornicultural] manner.

This temporary solution has an expected shelf life of two obfuscated trading days.

Arriverderci Troika!

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Sat, 06/30/2012 - 06:11 | 2575676 zhandax

I told the Turk at work Germany would loose the soccer match to grease the summit and he looked at me like I was smoking crack. Politics trump financial sense in Europe. EOS.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 01:34 | 2575475 caerus

there is nothing but the end...do you not see this? there is nothing but hte end

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 21:32 | 2575214 Wakanda

fat cat and the big "nien"

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 19:31 | 2575025 worbsid

Eat the broccoli or pay the tax.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:58 | 2574817 tamboo

Nora Ephron Dies, and People Actually Give a Damn

Macau Gambling Billionaire/ Kahanite Warmonger Sheldon Adelson Joins The Koch Cartel

Beneath a Ranting Elmo’s Mask, a Man With a Disturbing Past

Jewish foot doctor fraud = 19 felonies

jew stooge roberts to goyim, give shabazz your loot, it's ours

Supreme Court Says SCREW The Constitution, BIG WIN FOR JOO COMMIES!

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:11 | 2576864 WTFx10

1951: On 1 April the Israeli Secret Intelligence Agency the Mossad, which will go on to terrorize the world, is formed. The motto of the Mossad is probably the most disgusting secret service motto in the world, it is,

"By Way Of Deception,
Thou Shalt Do War."

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 02:00 | 2575485 Non Passaran

Fuck off

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:37 | 2574764 blindman

Friday June 29 12:03pm
57 min.
http://archive.wbai.org/#ankor3
. cartel exposed repeatedly.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 16:32 | 2574495 LouisDega

Ahh yes, The brilliant work of Willie Adobe Banzai. Outfucking standing. Bravo

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 16:14 | 2574469 optimator

So eine schweineri.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 15:20 | 2574253 trilliontroll

Congress 4th of july 1776:

" ...

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British [american] brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

..."

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 15:02 | 2574175 williambanzai7