This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

MUTTI MauLeR...

williambanzai7's picture




 

MUTTI MAULER


We affirm our [viagral] com[munalist]itment [between football matches] to do what is [whoromoronically] necessary [until next time] to [detourne] the financial [in]stability of the euro [D Cup] area [as we have so ably intiated heretofootball], in particular by using the existing EFSF/ESM [edifices] in a [flexcurable], effluent and sodomologically circuminventive] manner [what else do we have?] in order to [insta-]stabilize markets [line up and lean over suckas] for Member States re[-in]specting their Country Specific Recommendations [hysterical demands on Tante Mutti] and their other com[munalist]ments [what a pretty word] including their respective timelines [to SOROs Doom], under the European Semester, the Stability and Growth Pact, the Macroeconomic Imbalances Procedure, [the Bilderberg Manifesto, the Collective Comitological Principles of EURO Nomenklat-oral and the Merkel Gaussian Bailout Cycle.]

These conditions should be reflected in a [fully unenforceable] [Magically Materializing] Memorandum of [Mis-]Understanding.

We welcome that the ECB has agreed to serve as a [LIBORactive] agent to EFSF/ESM in conducting [flexicurative] market [sodomization] operations in a [wickedly] [d]effective, [d]efficient [and fornicultural] manner.

This temporary solution has an expected shelf life of two obfuscated trading days.

Arriverderci Troika!

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Sat, 06/30/2012 - 06:11 | 2575676 zhandax
zhandax's picture

I told the Turk at work Germany would loose the soccer match to grease the summit and he looked at me like I was smoking crack.  Politics trump financial sense in Europe.  EOS.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 01:34 | 2575475 caerus
caerus's picture

there is nothing but the end...do you not see this? there is nothing but hte end

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 21:32 | 2575214 Wakanda
Wakanda's picture

fat cat and the big "nien"

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 19:31 | 2575025 worbsid
worbsid's picture

Eat the broccoli or pay the tax.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 11:11 | 2576864 WTFx10
WTFx10's picture

1951: On 1 April the Israeli Secret Intelligence Agency the Mossad, which will go on to terrorize the world, is formed. The motto of the Mossad is probably the most disgusting secret service motto in the world, it is,

"By Way Of Deception,
  Thou Shalt Do War."

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 02:00 | 2575485 Non Passaran
Non Passaran's picture

Fuck off

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 17:37 | 2574764 blindman
blindman's picture

Friday June 29 12:03pm
57 min.
http://archive.wbai.org/#ankor3
. cartel exposed repeatedly.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 16:32 | 2574495 LouisDega
LouisDega's picture

Ahh yes, The brilliant work of Willie Adobe Banzai. Outfucking standing. Bravo

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 16:14 | 2574469 optimator
optimator's picture

So eine schweineri.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 15:20 | 2574253 trilliontroll
trilliontroll's picture

Congress 4th of july 1776:

" ...

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British [american] brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

..."

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 15:02 | 2574175 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

SQUIDBASSADOR

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 16:54 | 2577605 centre.europe
centre.europe's picture

fckg Brilliant

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 10:40 | 2576714 StormShadow
StormShadow's picture

What's up w Murphy's teeth? He looks like one of the extras from Braveheart.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 15:03 | 2574094 otto skorzeny
otto skorzeny's picture

the hole must be in the back of her head to allow that kind of skull-fucking. probably where the .308 exited.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 14:10 | 2573975 Gringo Viejo
Gringo Viejo's picture

Well, they kept global financial markets from imploding for another week. The Amazing Kreskin's got nothin' on them!

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 13:15 | 2573772 battle axe
battle axe's picture

Very funny...

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:42 | 2573671 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

EURO BABBLE 101 (Idea Nein)

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 01:30 | 2575472 Yen Cross
Yen Cross's picture

 In it's entirety WB-7  (Merkel on Thursday Night)  Bear with the commercial!

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 22:15 | 2575271 andrewp111
andrewp111's picture

That cat is too fat to be Merkel.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!