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Diamond looks great in the tube
This guy ain't no regular boob
With style and class
He raped the world's ass
Bernanke provided the lube
The Limerick King
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And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
Its from the movie "Snatch." Really good movie.
"It's hard to move a body on one piece, I find it better to cut it up into six pieces and sort of pile them together."
That should have been the middle finger.
Fiddle finger ?
Diddle finger?
no, the stinky-pinky.
Outstanding!
William, please design a new monopoly game where we, us slaves, can virtually fight against the banks aka government.
I.E. as you hit start again only the wealthiest two receive money and the jail card is not valid for the biggest guy etc.
If every child would try out this unwinable game, they might realize what our monetary and economic system is all about. Fraud!
In essence, everything for the creator of the game and nothing for the players.