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THE PHD QUACK

 

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CENTRAL PLANNER

 

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REVENGE OF THE CREATURE

The low-interest terror proceeds
The Beast from J. Island has needs
Our moral decay
Has brought it our way
On U.S. perdition it feeds

The Limerick King

 

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MANDRAKE THE GREAT

The writers of history will tell
Of Ben's truly terrible spell
A black magic feat
To enrich the Elite
While pensions are cast into hell

The Limerick King

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BEN BERNANKE 1968

Before taking over the FED
Ben would be tied to his bed
He had an obsession
WIth causing depression
Just look where his torments have led

The Limerick King

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FRACTIONAL RESERVE ASTROLOGY

The FOMC has a chart
As part of their mystical art
They fill-up on wine
Then look for a sign
To say when the printing should start

The Limerick King

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SULTAN OF BULL SHIT

Ben is the Sultan of shit
And everything smelling of it
This fool of Brunei
Would have us all die
So Kleptos will not take a hit

The Limerick King

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MERVYN THE DOG
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MASAAKI SHIRAKAWA
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MARIO DRAGHI 2012
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ELASTIC MONEY
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FIAT FORNICATIO

When the God of all fiat inflated
All those in his realm were elated
Their joy was a lie
And now they must die
For hazard was all he created

The Limerick King

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E PLURIBUS

 

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Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:39 | 2607644 monad
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Ivan Boesky lives with his mercs and dobermans a block from Williard Romney's house in La Jolla. Much nicer view than Williard's... brought to you by google maps

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 01:39 | 2605022 jack stephan
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These are the shit, but the one that sticks out in my mind was the bernie made off george washington combination, it looked seemless, kudos wb7, smash on these weasels.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:37 | 2604920 HardlyZero
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I really liked Jekyll Island creature and OPV$ DEBT.

Pretty soon you might think about some sideline/back-alley posters you could do...small format...telephone pole.

Hey...what if...you did all your art in a way that could be printed to 11"x17" format ?  Then we could all print (some) of your best stuff and 'get it out and up there' where the peeps can see your work.

There must be some simple thing we could push/select/button to print your stuff in color or B&W on our laser printers from home ?  We'd supply the paste and paper.

I bet some might pitch-in to get you 'on the street' naked with your vibe....shocking !

Maybe we can start to shock the monkey !!

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:32 | 2604911 Temporalist
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Completely agree that this is some of the best stuff yet from both!

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 00:21 | 2604883 ShakaZulu
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Ben B has a face only a mother (maybe?) could love.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:47 | 2604788 Bear
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You'll be going mainstream soon ... everyone needs your humor 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:36 | 2604752 williambanzai7
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It is no coincidence that I read the Creature from Jeckyll Island, End the Fed and Greenspans 1966 article on the Gold Standard cover to cover this weekend.

I am fine tuning my approach to these Ponzi freaks.

Thie subject of monetary control and cartel behavior in finance is surprisingly lacking of visual satire,

The hypocrisy of those belittling advocates of sound currency such as Dr Paul also needs to be addressed.

Limerick King is right in tune with the direction I am headed.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:50 | 2604796 monad
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The Capitalist Conspiracy starring G Edward Griffin from some time in THE 60s

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 23:40 | 2604766 palmereldritch
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Hey Bill, Have you done Bernanke as The Ponz yet?

(Or would that be jumping the shark?)...Crappy Days?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:43 | 2604576 General Debility
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Fiat Fornicatio...hahaha All of it hahaha

 

 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 22:04 | 2604456 palmereldritch
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Hey is the Bernanke working an early Rockefeller snake oil franchise?

http://coat.ncf.ca/our_magazine/links/53/rockefeller.html

William Avery Rockefeller was a travelling, snake oil salesman. “Big Bill” excelled as a quack doctor, or pitch man, conning the sick and desperate into buying expensive remedies that were either useless or downright dangerous. “He would be gone for months and come back with a great roll of money…. He would go to small towns and put up handbills advertising himself as ‘The Celebrated Dr. Levingston.’ He advertised to cure anything, but made a specialty of cancer and kidney troubles” (MacDonald, “Double Life,” New York World, February 2, 1908).

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 21:19 | 2604308 tsuki
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E Pluribus Fool 'Em.  The best!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 20:10 | 2604117 shuckster
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The 4 D's of Deception

Distract: when accused with something you are surely guilty of, throw up a diversion "look at that Euro crisis over there!"

Deny: if the diversion fails, deny any and all wrongdoing "next question"

Deflect: blame onto a pawn "it's those damn speculators and rogue traders!"

Diffuse (or dissipate): any anger/blame into small pieces that can be easily swallowed. Diffuse the situation. Dissipate the arguement "everything will be okay, why is everyone freaking out?!" - create straw men - "inflation is slowing, therefore we should do more easing" (wha??). Obfusciate "this crisis is transitory... " "left vs. right" "liberal vs. conservative" "rich vs poor" (no relation to the real issue)...

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:54 | 2603911 ReligiousAtheist1
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Another hit piece by WB7

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:08 | 2603734 lakecity55
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haha. i'm sending these out to everyone.

super job!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 17:37 | 2603658 Goldtoothchimp09
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I reposted these images to Facebook -- they are a public service -- the images are worth more than 1000 words...

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 17:05 | 2603557 Graph
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Great work WB as usual.

Is there anybody in the CONgress with enough balls to mount this on presentation board for the next hearing of any finance slimebags and ask him to debunk your work. Before they go with usual: "...we live in  democracy, and WB is free to express his view but I respectively disagree...blah..blah" it should be pointed to them that there was no single case in entire history that satire was wrong.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:45 | 2603509 PoorByChoice
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Mervyn The little bitch

E Pluribus Foolem

Oh my god I nearly laughed a fuckin lung up.........   

  WB7       -    AAA rated and backed with GLD .999 fine

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:42 | 2603496 battlestargalactica
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"Political parties exist to secure responsible government and to execute the will of the people. From these great tasks both of the old parties have turned aside. Instead of instruments to promote the general welfare, they have become the tools of corrupt interest, which use them impartially to serve their selfish purposes. Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people."

-Theodore Roosevelt

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:31 | 2603468 Captain Queeg
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Is that the head of Pierpont Morgan or The Great Oz?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:21 | 2603431 pd303
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Great stuff again dr. Banzai. ( May I call you dr. ? )

thanks!

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 02:21 | 2605073 williambanzai7
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I am a doctorer of images. Just don't call me PhD ;-)

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:23 | 2603421 LouisDega
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What.. No mention of Jay ward and Bullwinkle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1x87xgJ_Dc

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:04 | 2603375 deerhunter
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I was feeding "street people" hot breakfast via a church program many years ago and there were many folks who had cell phones way before I ever did.   There are people who choose to be homeless.  No responsibilities and some bozo like me getting up at 6 am to feed them a hot breakfast.  Strange times indeed.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:53 | 2603319 Captain Queeg
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Limerick King for Nobel Laureate in Literature.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 17:38 | 2603660 el Gallinazo
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And Hillary for the Peace Prize.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:39 | 2604060 sgt_doom
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Yeah, I'll bet all those murdered Hondurans would especially return from the dead just to vote for Hillary, since she's done such an admirable job both when she was chair of the Millennium Challange Corporation and as Sec'y of State.

Gotta love those fascist Clintons (and Bushes, and Reagans, and Obamas....)

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:44 | 2603288 Bansters-in-my-...
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Now I aint picking on you william.I am just pointing out the correct spelling of the "Rothschilds" I can't spell worth two shits,but people need to know the correct spelling of this terrorist family's name, AKA.... Red Shields.

Ya missed the "s" in spellcheck.......

Rothchild.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:40 | 2603277 Nobody For President
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And the Limerick King has done some inspired work today as well.

Great Job, gang!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:44 | 2603504 Jena
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Indeed.  The two of you are truly a brilliant combination.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:25 | 2603183 Cognitive Dissonance
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Very nice work Banzai7. Bravo!

Can I have some of that Draghi Duck to go with a side of fried rice?

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:24 | 2603442 machineh
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Sorry, no. Draghi Duck is being fed with a funnel, to make pate for the ruling class.

Here, have some animal crackers.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:58 | 2604107 minosgal
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It would be interesting if he suffered a Freakish fate.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:15 | 2603157 I dont belong here
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Your photoshop skills get better and better.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:38 | 2603266 Golden monkey
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Yes yes. They made up videos showing me fucking everywhere around, Assange's style.

The (small) problem is that I can't fuck at all. Goodbye suckers. 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 14:55 | 2603052 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Psychotic liars from the Fed

Try to steal with inflation

Little girls from Sweden

Dream of Assange’s “molestation”

And if you want these kind of dreams

It's Fiat Fornication!

 

It's the edge of the world

And all of western civilization

The sun may rise in the East

At least it settles in the final location

It's understood that Bollywood

Sells Job Nullification 

 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 14:44 | 2603006 LowProfile
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LOL!!!  You keep outdoing yourself?  How?!  Some of your best work yet!  (salutes)

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 14:43 | 2602998 Precious
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Your images are not big enough.  You should make them bigger.  10MB each would be nicer.  That way they would take a lot longer to download.  

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 14:22 | 2602922 williambanzai7
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QE BUM

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:20 | 2603429 Agent P
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I'd give that guy a couple bucks....then I'd give him a couple more for inflation.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 19:36 | 2604053 nmewn
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I'd try to give him a can of peas...but thats just me ;-)

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:47 | 2603301 resurger
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+5

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:22 | 2603194 Cognitive Dissonance
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This weekend in the mid day 100+ degree heat there was a panhandler walking up and down in the middle of the road with a small cardboard sign asking for help. Sort of looked like the guy in your image.

I gave him something if only because he was out there in that terrible heat. It showed me he was willing to work at something when many others were not.

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 15:25 | 2603217 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Last weekend on the corner of 12th and University, a guy was panhandling while talking on his cell phone! Strange Days Indeed!

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 18:10 | 2603739 Umh
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The government provides cell phones to poor people. My wife and I laugh everytime we get one of those offers in the mail. I don't know if they do it by zip code or blanket mailings. Actually it's a reminder of what the government considers to be necessary.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 05:02 | 2605167 CompassionateFascist
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Once, many years ago, I saw Ivan Boesky squee-jeeing car windows at Houston and Canal. May the same fate befall them all. 

Tue, 07/10/2012 - 16:48 | 2603520 PoorByChoice
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LOL! 

On the phone to his broker!

He was converting your charity into GLD.......

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