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williambanzai7's picture






The low-interest terror proceeds
The Beast from J. Island has needs
Our moral decay
Has brought it our way
On U.S. perdition it feeds

The Limerick King



The writers of history will tell
Of Ben's truly terrible spell
A black magic feat
To enrich the Elite
While pensions are cast into hell

The Limerick King


Before taking over the FED
Ben would be tied to his bed
He had an obsession
WIth causing depression
Just look where his torments have led

The Limerick King


The FOMC has a chart
As part of their mystical art
They fill-up on wine
Then look for a sign
To say when the printing should start

The Limerick King


Ben is the Sultan of shit
And everything smelling of it
This fool of Brunei
Would have us all die
So Kleptos will not take a hit

The Limerick King










When the God of all fiat inflated
All those in his realm were elated
Their joy was a lie
And now they must die
For hazard was all he created

The Limerick King


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monad's picture

Ivan Boesky lives with his mercs and dobermans a block from Williard Romney's house in La Jolla. Much nicer view than Williard's... brought to you by google maps

jack stephan's picture

These are the shit, but the one that sticks out in my mind was the bernie made off george washington combination, it looked seemless, kudos wb7, smash on these weasels.

HardlyZero's picture

I really liked Jekyll Island creature and OPV$ DEBT.

Pretty soon you might think about some sideline/back-alley posters you could do...small format...telephone pole.

Hey...what did all your art in a way that could be printed to 11"x17" format ?  Then we could all print (some) of your best stuff and 'get it out and up there' where the peeps can see your work.

There must be some simple thing we could push/select/button to print your stuff in color or B&W on our laser printers from home ?  We'd supply the paste and paper.

I bet some might pitch-in to get you 'on the street' naked with your vibe....shocking !

Maybe we can start to shock the monkey !!

Temporalist's picture

Completely agree that this is some of the best stuff yet from both!

ShakaZulu's picture

Ben B has a face only a mother (maybe?) could love.

Bear's picture

You'll be going mainstream soon ... everyone needs your humor 

williambanzai7's picture

It is no coincidence that I read the Creature from Jeckyll Island, End the Fed and Greenspans 1966 article on the Gold Standard cover to cover this weekend.

I am fine tuning my approach to these Ponzi freaks.

Thie subject of monetary control and cartel behavior in finance is surprisingly lacking of visual satire,

The hypocrisy of those belittling advocates of sound currency such as Dr Paul also needs to be addressed.

Limerick King is right in tune with the direction I am headed.

monad's picture

The Capitalist Conspiracy starring G Edward Griffin from some time in THE 60s

palmereldritch's picture

Hey Bill, Have you done Bernanke as The Ponz yet?

(Or would that be jumping the shark?)...Crappy Days?

General Debility's picture

Fiat Fornicatio...hahaha All of it hahaha



palmereldritch's picture

Hey is the Bernanke working an early Rockefeller snake oil franchise?

William Avery Rockefeller was a travelling, snake oil salesman. “Big Bill” excelled as a quack doctor, or pitch man, conning the sick and desperate into buying expensive remedies that were either useless or downright dangerous. “He would be gone for months and come back with a great roll of money…. He would go to small towns and put up handbills advertising himself as ‘The Celebrated Dr. Levingston.’ He advertised to cure anything, but made a specialty of cancer and kidney troubles” (MacDonald, “Double Life,” New York World, February 2, 1908).

tsuki's picture

E Pluribus Fool 'Em.  The best!

shuckster's picture

The 4 D's of Deception

Distract: when accused with something you are surely guilty of, throw up a diversion "look at that Euro crisis over there!"

Deny: if the diversion fails, deny any and all wrongdoing "next question"

Deflect: blame onto a pawn "it's those damn speculators and rogue traders!"

Diffuse (or dissipate): any anger/blame into small pieces that can be easily swallowed. Diffuse the situation. Dissipate the arguement "everything will be okay, why is everyone freaking out?!" - create straw men - "inflation is slowing, therefore we should do more easing" (wha??). Obfusciate "this crisis is transitory... " "left vs. right" "liberal vs. conservative" "rich vs poor" (no relation to the real issue)...

ReligiousAtheist1's picture

Another hit piece by WB7

lakecity55's picture

haha. i'm sending these out to everyone.

super job!

Goldtoothchimp09's picture

I reposted these images to Facebook -- they are a public service -- the images are worth more than 1000 words...

Graph's picture

Great work WB as usual.

Is there anybody in the CONgress with enough balls to mount this on presentation board for the next hearing of any finance slimebags and ask him to debunk your work. Before they go with usual: "...we live in  democracy, and WB is free to express his view but I respectively disagree...blah..blah" it should be pointed to them that there was no single case in entire history that satire was wrong.

PoorByChoice's picture

Mervyn The little bitch

E Pluribus Foolem

Oh my god I nearly laughed a fuckin lung up.........   

  WB7       -    AAA rated and backed with GLD .999 fine

battlestargalactica's picture

"Political parties exist to secure responsible government and to execute the will of the people. From these great tasks both of the old parties have turned aside. Instead of instruments to promote the general welfare, they have become the tools of corrupt interest, which use them impartially to serve their selfish purposes. Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people."

-Theodore Roosevelt

Captain Queeg's picture

Is that the head of Pierpont Morgan or The Great Oz?

pd303's picture

Great stuff again dr. Banzai. ( May I call you dr. ? )


williambanzai7's picture

I am a doctorer of images. Just don't call me PhD ;-)

LouisDega's picture

What.. No mention of Jay ward and Bullwinkle?

deerhunter's picture

I was feeding "street people" hot breakfast via a church program many years ago and there were many folks who had cell phones way before I ever did.   There are people who choose to be homeless.  No responsibilities and some bozo like me getting up at 6 am to feed them a hot breakfast.  Strange times indeed.

Captain Queeg's picture

Limerick King for Nobel Laureate in Literature.

el Gallinazo's picture

And Hillary for the Peace Prize.

sgt_doom's picture

Yeah, I'll bet all those murdered Hondurans would especially return from the dead just to vote for Hillary, since she's done such an admirable job both when she was chair of the Millennium Challange Corporation and as Sec'y of State.

Gotta love those fascist Clintons (and Bushes, and Reagans, and Obamas....)

Bansters-in-my- feces's picture

Now I aint picking on you william.I am just pointing out the correct spelling of the "Rothschilds" I can't spell worth two shits,but people need to know the correct spelling of this terrorist family's name, AKA.... Red Shields.

Ya missed the "s" in spellcheck.......


Nobody For President's picture

And the Limerick King has done some inspired work today as well.

Great Job, gang!

Jena's picture

Indeed.  The two of you are truly a brilliant combination.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Very nice work Banzai7. Bravo!

Can I have some of that Draghi Duck to go with a side of fried rice?

machineh's picture

Sorry, no. Draghi Duck is being fed with a funnel, to make pate for the ruling class.

Here, have some animal crackers.

minosgal's picture

It would be interesting if he suffered a Freakish fate.

I dont belong here's picture

Your photoshop skills get better and better.

Golden monkey's picture

Yes yes. They made up videos showing me fucking everywhere around, Assange's style.

The (small) problem is that I can't fuck at all. Goodbye suckers. 

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

Psychotic liars from the Fed

Try to steal with inflation

Little girls from Sweden

Dream of Assange’s “molestation”

And if you want these kind of dreams

It's Fiat Fornication!


It's the edge of the world

And all of western civilization

The sun may rise in the East

At least it settles in the final location

It's understood that Bollywood

Sells Job Nullification 


LowProfile's picture

LOL!!!  You keep outdoing yourself?  How?!  Some of your best work yet!  (salutes)

Precious's picture

Your images are not big enough.  You should make them bigger.  10MB each would be nicer.  That way they would take a lot longer to download.  

Agent P's picture

I'd give that guy a couple bucks....then I'd give him a couple more for inflation.

nmewn's picture

I'd try to give him a can of peas...but thats just me ;-)

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

This weekend in the mid day 100+ degree heat there was a panhandler walking up and down in the middle of the road with a small cardboard sign asking for help. Sort of looked like the guy in your image.

I gave him something if only because he was out there in that terrible heat. It showed me he was willing to work at something when many others were not.

WALLST8MY8BALL's picture

Last weekend on the corner of 12th and University, a guy was panhandling while talking on his cell phone! Strange Days Indeed!

Umh's picture

The government provides cell phones to poor people. My wife and I laugh everytime we get one of those offers in the mail. I don't know if they do it by zip code or blanket mailings. Actually it's a reminder of what the government considers to be necessary.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Once, many years ago, I saw Ivan Boesky squee-jeeing car windows at Houston and Canal. May the same fate befall them all. 

PoorByChoice's picture


On the phone to his broker!

He was converting your charity into GLD.......