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diogeneslaertius's picture

for instance: who thinks this is the only example of as yet uncovered systemic fraud ?




no one thinks it.


sure, we are jaded, but we are also chewing charcoal and breathing smoke, we also learned to live off what poisons others, we learned that we are not our fucking khakis.

diogeneslaertius's picture

the main difference is that today, we do not rely on a (now hijacked) fourth estate


the enemy cannot accelerate the agenda without triggering exponential shockwaves of awakening


which is crucial, considering that the other primary component of their strategy (in addition to hijacking all western governments and media systems) has been to keep and preproduce a sheeple-like slave caste that blindly, passively accepts tyranny (economic and otherwise)

diogeneslaertius's picture

deliberately set about cultivating corruption and fraud (AAA+, wink wink) with the ultimate goal of offshoring the entire fucking ballgame?


ya sure, you betcha

diogeneslaertius's picture



engineered global economic crisis and waterloo 2.0


#EconomicDeathstar etc.


necrotic banking tissue systems and you, the biology of new world order

diogeneslaertius's picture

never feed them hopium after midnight



hangemhigh77's picture

Who puts these deutchbags in charge of things?  I mean is there a list I can sign so at some point I can be the CEO of some multi billion company?  Most of these companies would be better off if they had NO CEO at all.  I wonder if he tried to kill himself because he had some suicide bonus clause in his contract.

williambanzai7's picture

It's not a job, it's an entitlement.

Look at the moron the BBA just appointed. He is a PR guy not an enforcer.

You would think with all this LieBor shit they would want to project a real we mean business image.

diogeneslaertius's picture

unless of course the ultimate goal is to actually ruin the system itself and cause further chaos (from which order will later be created at some later date)

if the alignment of the entire system and its dynamics is analyzed from within the framework of a planned deindustrialization of the west...


the same reason we got george bush jr. for president and Ford Foundation puppet and literal Creation barry soetoro


hangemhigh77's picture

these guys are managing BILLIONS of dollars and this guy can't even kill himself?   Dock his pay, no bonus for him.

Debtless's picture

Jump! You Fuckers. All of you!

swissaustrian's picture

At least Mr Wasendorf was man enough to try suicide. Seems he has some sense of honor left.

Don Corzine is just running arround and bundling money for the US clown in chief.

Yellowhoard's picture

Hello, my name is John Corzine and I'm calling you tonight to raise money for President Obama.

As you are well aware, President Obama is in a very expensive and competitive race to win re election this November. With your help President Obama can beat back the Koch brothers and keep America safe for you and me.

You may be aware that many patriotic Americans on Wall Street are being tarred as scoundrels, larcenists, thieves and douche bags. Well, I don't need to tell you that President Obama thinks that these characterizations are only as extreme and out of touch as the terrorist Tea Bagging scum that hurl them.

So, as a fellow average American with a forward vision for this great country, can we count on you to pitch in a few hundred thousand to stop the incarceration of the Patriots of Wall Street that is sure to happen if Eric Holder is no longer there to look the other way as these true Americans do gods work?

Thank you very much Mr. Dimon for your generous donation. I'm sure that the President and Attorney General will not forget your kindness.

torak's picture

Contribute so that he can continue to support the Wall Street patriots who are doing "God's Work".

sansnobel's picture

The headline says he "attempted" suicide......well shouldn't Jamie Dimon and Lloyd hire another wise guy to finish the job so he don't squeel on the Masters of the universe?

DaddyO's picture



A crow sh*t them on a stump and the sun hatched them!


UncleFurker's picture


How bright is he, really, if he can't even do a proper job of committing suicide?


newstreet's picture

Years ago I did a stint as a broker for PFG.  "no nonsense", "squeaky clean" RW told me before I signed on.

nathan1234's picture

Squeaky clean was for your performance not his.




onebir's picture

At least the guy had the old-school decency to attempt to commit suicide. A little more of that in the world (decency, not necessarily suicidal) and just maybe it wouldn't be quite such a mess.

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

tried to get Drudge to pick this story up so far nada.

overmedicatedundersexed's picture

Drudge now has story for cnbc, cbs, bloomberg ..never mind

Inthemix96's picture

Nice one banzai,

Laughing like an idiot at the MF gremlin. hehehehehe, cheers for the laugh mate.

I_Am_'s picture

A picture is worth a thousand words and this says it.... What did their parents teach these idiots or did they not have parents at all!!! 



Nobody For President's picture

Dear WB - you know I love yah, and I'm not trying to hijack the thread, but this just in:

Caption Contest:

Involves fatboy Venizolos from Greece, Juncker, and Spain's FinMin Elana Salgado.


George Washington's picture

I laughed until I drooled when I saw the little demon guy that Corzine is holding ...

Downtoolong's picture

It's a composite of Jamie and Blythe. 

lwmaus's picture

Its a Gremlin isn't it ? (from movie Gremlins, with Phoebe Cates) 

diogeneslaertius's picture

a young, nubile phoebe cates, nuff said

williambanzai7's picture

Yes, it's Gizmos nemesis.

lwmaus's picture

Tks WB .. most excellent layout !




CIABS's picture

Wasendorf's incompetence extends to his failure to kill himself.  Undoubtedly that has been said many times already...

Skateboarder's picture

Looks like Jabba's pet-jester. Corzine is a Hutt, isn't he....