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PERIODIC TABLE (FINAL)

It has now been slightly more than two years since I did the original version of this table. It was one of the first Banzai7 works reposted by Tyler Durden. Much has happened since then. Unfortunately, things have only gotten worse. The blatant pattern of organized criminal fraud on Wall Street has continued unabated.

The Banksta perps and their reckless, feeble and/or complicit executive managers have not been brought to justice by the incumbant clown circus and nothing leads us to believe that this state of affairs will somehow be reversed until the next economic collapse is truly upon us.

In the meantime, let us not allow anyone to perpetuate the deception that Barrack or Mitt Obamney are anything other than what they are:

A Wall Street Pimp and a Banksta Ho connected at the hip!

When judgement day does finally arrive, let the crony banksta perps and their Washington protectors know, that for them, justice will not turn a blind eye.

WB7

A PIMP AND A HO

The Banks have a Pimp and a Ho
Some spice for their new puppet show
These two fornicators
Are simply inflators
Whose policies help Bankstas grow

The Limerick King

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GUILLOTINE
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DON CORLEONE

 

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HUNG BANKSTER

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WALL STREET HOMEBOYS

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GENSLER
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THE THIEF

 

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Thu, 07/12/2012 - 00:15 | 2608921 CompassionateFascist
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WB did it...because he could. This man is drunk with power.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 00:22 | 2608935 williambanzai7
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There are much better things to get drunk on.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:38 | 2607638 infotechsailor
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not because MSNBC told you Ayn Rand <3 deregulation and the evil capitalists?

watch her interview... if for no other reason than to see Mike Wallace lighting up while he gives a TV interview

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:45 | 2607645 williambanzai7
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I've watched the interview many times and I read VOS in college.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:46 | 2607666 TaxSlave
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-1 disappointed

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:58 | 2607689 williambanzai7
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Take it up with Greenspan and let me know where you come out.

I will say that I still enjoy watching that clip.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 17:00 | 2607716 infotechsailor
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greenspan is a fake randist and has long ago admitted so... then turned around and pinned the 'failure of the free market' on his half-ass implementation of her philosophy

he took away the bank rules but then supported bailing the losers out...

so who is the nutjob?

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 17:13 | 2607773 williambanzai7
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History will judge her based upon what her acolyte Greenspan wound up doing or thought he was doing in the Fed.

History can be harsh.

It is harsh on Keynes and it is harsh on Rand.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 22:53 | 2608742 TaxSlave
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No, history will judge her on the value of her work, not on what some fucktard fractional reserve banker acolyte did.  Will you be judged by those who admire your work (including me)?  No, your work will stand on its own, and only idiots would judge you by the comments under it.  The minus one I gave for disappointment still leaves you at plus 999, btw.  Still.  Disappointed.  I don't believe you've read her two greatest novels or the articles that followed.  Guilt by association is just as invalid as ad hominem, and I'm sure you know that.  MSM likes to smear her name with Greenspan's performance as lead criminal of the world, in order to dissuade people from reading her work.  Still, the knowledge she unleashed is leaking out.

By the way, when Greenspan accepted the job at the Fed, I was shocked.  I re-read his treatise on gold as money again and again, looking for the flaw.  I found it in what was omitted.  What was omitted was that nothing he said opposed fractional reserve banking and legal tender laws.  In other words, he was advocating a pseudo gold standard, under government/bankster control.  (And he also didn't mention that bankers and the wealthy had been trapping governments in debt even when gold was used as money.)  All this is beside the point, but ... I'm just being long-winded so that you know my disappointment was not intended as a slight.  I admire and am grateful for your work.

The value of Ayn Rand's work stands on its own.  I used it to claim my life for myself, it woke me up out of some kind of stupid fog.  That's the value it has to me.

 

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 00:20 | 2608930 williambanzai7
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I really don't mind the discussion.

I was impressed by her in college. Her ideas fit in with other existential ideas I was playing with way back when. But I forgot about her. Decades later she resurfaced in the political economic gestalt of the free market Taliban led by that moron Greedspan.

I have a mixed view about the efficacy of market regulation. however, I never believed the market would regulate itself. Greed, fraud and corruption in the market are not self regulated, they are self perpetuating.

The truth is the SEC was once an institution one could respect. It was relatively independent, it had very competent people and it policed the market. In 20 years it has become the laughing stock of the world. I never imagined I would be calling it a porn palace.

As I understand it, Rand had a special relationship with Greenspan. She was a mentor of some sort. As such she deserves a large measure of responsibility for the deeds of her star pupil. Deeds clearly undertaken with her teachings in mind. Mis moron rubric has caused serious damage.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 08:40 | 2609483 TaxSlave
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A mixed economy can never 'regulate' itself.  Faith in regulatory agencies seems to decline with our own realization about the perverted incentives that inevitably corrupt any bureaucracy.  Even if an agency starts out with committed, honest agents, eventually they will be pushed out.  The very concept of regulatory democracy itself is now being called into question as the very existence of one after another teeters towards collapse.  I think the canard that everything would be all right if we just got the right people to run everything has pretty well been put to rest (or will be, soon).

I cannot speak for Rand, but I am convinced in my own judgment that she would have been horrified at the prospect of someone claiming to be educated by her taking the mantle as chairman of the largest criminal organization in the history of mankind.  I think she would have loudly and publicly disowned him (generating yet another round of ad hominem attacks, no doubt).  None of us are infallible.  And we cannot control the actions of those we teach.

If you actually read the novels, you are the first person I've ever encountered that had the ability to forget about them.  Interesting.

Thanks for your reply.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 09:03 | 2609553 williambanzai7
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I've done lots of reading in my time. Most of it runs in the background. There are many things I read a long time ago that have suddenly jumped out with unexpected relevance. It keeps things interesting.

Unfortunately for people like Keynes and Rand, their names have become symbols. On the other hand, they are both dead, but their ideas live on in various permutations of Greenspans twisted reality ;-)

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 09:59 | 2609704 TaxSlave
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Can't deny that symbols with perverted meanings are the depth of understanding for most, and end up influencing events to an appalling degree.  Just last week I watched a large group of people marching in a parade proudly carrying torture symbols that they worship.  Still, that efforts are made to twist a body of work into an easily dismissed symbol, does not mean Rand's ideas were carried into reality by Greenspan.  Because they weren't.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:51 | 2607688 Au Member
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william, my opinion matters for fuck all but just for subjective feedback, I fucking love it

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=-RJ380T0Ixk

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:33 | 2607325 t0mmyBerg
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love the periodic table.  hard to read the text in red, eg, under greenspan. might be better in white text there

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:20 | 2607248 hangemhigh77
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I've NEVER seen a BIGGER conglomerate of FUCKING ASSHOLES EVER!!!

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:16 | 2607218 Walt D.
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ROFL again. Seems like we are gettig a BARRYUM ENEMA.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:02 | 2607144 williambanzai7
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Somehow, I dropped Hank Paulsen

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 17:32 | 2607831 Agent P
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Hopefully from a high floor.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:17 | 2607235 hangemhigh77
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Banzai, there are SO many there's no way you can keep track of them all. plus, the one's on your list are just the cockroach's you can see.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 20:42 | 2608417 New_Meat
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just gotta' invent fake elements, they are so proficient in inventing all kinds of fakery.  Ponz-uranics?

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 00:21 | 2608933 dogbreath
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not fake elements, isotopes which are generally radioactive and toxic to the human condition.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:56 | 2607113 hangemhigh77
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and Lloyd?

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:00 | 2607131 williambanzai7
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Upper left

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:55 | 2607109 stant
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i will look for the deck of cards version. but not anytime soon inho

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:53 | 2607100 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Soulfly - "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS"

 

Off with their heads all across the land
Off with their heads, ritual will prepare
Off with their heads, crossbones and skulls dead
Off with their heads, kill all them inbreds

Off with their heads, beware of what's ahead
Off with their heads, betray and now they're dead
Off with their heads just like the old ones had
Off with their heads, hate without end

Off with their heads in this no man's land
Off with their heads, their fate is now in hand
Off with their heads, to kill is their intent
Off with their heads, in blood this will end

Off with their heads, sacrifice 'til death
Off with their heads, now they learn to obey
Off with their heads in between life and death
Off with their heads, you're born with a price on your head

Skulls, bones, Rome burns
Doom falls, war comes
Die, lie, sick soul
Scream, sin in between

Skulls, bones, Rome burns
Doom falls, war comes
Die, lie, sick soul
Scream, sin in between

 

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:51 | 2607094 Cognitive Dissonance
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I particularly liked the "Hung Bankster".

Wanna bet if you told a bankster you had a picture of a "Hung Bankster" his huge ego would lead him to believe that he was going to see a picture of porno star "Long Dong Silver"? :>)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Dong_Silver

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:51 | 2607092 hangemhigh77
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Where's Blyth?

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 20:40 | 2608415 New_Meat
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"Where's Blyth?"

Trans-Uranic

- Ned

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:01 | 2607136 williambanzai7
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I ran out of space

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 17:59 | 2607937 ptoemmes
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Update your template: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Periodic_table

I believe you'll find room for 118.  And if that isn't enough...there's always the LHC.

Not a criticism..you are simply the best.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 00:25 | 2608943 williambanzai7
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When I originally did this, it was a huge pain to get it all lined up properly etc. Little did I know what pain was until I did the Monopoly Boards.

That said, no pain no gain ;-)

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 01:14 | 2609026 skistroni
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I know you're a Photoshop guy, but for a graphic like this, Excel would rock. 

Cheers for your work once again, WB7.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 16:15 | 2607558 Nobody For President
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Always a problem in a target rich environment...

Thanks again.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:18 | 2607239 hangemhigh77
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I must say, she DOES deserve a spot on your chart. Pencil that bitch in somewhere.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:46 | 2607068 WillyGroper
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Will ur periodic table be available on long sleeve T's?

Would make great xmas presents!

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 01:05 | 2609010 williambanzai7
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I'm not sure it would be legible on a shirt.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:43 | 2607050 williambanzai7
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ROCK AND HARD PLACE

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:12 | 2607209 williambanzai7
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The sheep's in a terrible place
Stuck in a fraudulent race
What happened to hope
To help sheeple cope?
It's gone without leaving a trace...

The Limerick King

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 22:08 | 2608658 disabledvet
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I actually felt a ray of hope when Mitt gave a speech before the NAACP. I hope one of many of course cuz "if you can't relate to those folks, folks...who can you relate to?" And of course the answer is "nobody." The folks are hurtin' sheeple! We need to IDENTIFY not QUANTIFY. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DZHn-lcpfY

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 00:33 | 2608960 williambanzai7
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Don't get your hopes up. This guy didnt invent the word disingenuous, but he takes it to a new level.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 09:02 | 2609535 blindfaith
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he couldn't  define it, spell it, or use it in a sentence.  He makes Dan Quail ( Ceribus leads to Crystler leads to taxpayer bailout) seem like a PHD in English.  Every time he says a sentence I expect him to turn to the right to see if his coach gives him the 'you did good' thumbs up and a wink.  This guy is no leader, he is another big money puppet.

We have two REALLY bad choices to choose from, how sad.  Hold you nose and go for the one who will do the least damage, but staying home ( as one reader suggests is the right thing to do) only helps the worst choice.

We already have a disingenous president, we don't need to be breaking in a second one with god know who he has as boy friends or what havoc they would unleash.

 Speaking of disingenous, no politian has any answer for jobs except to enlist guys and send them to some war.  Machines have taken the jobs and they will not return.  Stop buying Chinese shit, do without a damn Ihone for once, and break the cycle that you finance to bring your life into misery.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 09:13 | 2609572 williambanzai7
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Probably the only time I will ever agree with Murdoch, last week when he said Romney is surrounded by idiots.

People who can't spell and don't know what venn diagrams are. All they know how to do is tell him not to say anything and hide all evidence.

He has a dual agenda, do what Wall Street and Israel tell me to do.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 00:10 | 2608910 CompassionateFascist
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  Let me know when mittens addresses a WHITE racist organization, U useless sucker.

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:05 | 2607158 AnonymousCitizen
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No problem for Ninja Goats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zamF3Y-rBxM

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:39 | 2607031 Piranhanoia
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We need new elements to get some of the ones not listed.   How about Blythe as Rigdicum?

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 15:42 | 2607365 tiger
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Was looking for Blythe under cumswap

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:30 | 2606984 Wakanda
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Thanks WB7!  Now we can perform chemistry experiments with full confidence in creating dangerous, toxic results.

Oh, boy, this is gonna be great!--Flounder in ANIMAL HOUSE

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:29 | 2606979 Atlantis Consigliore
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i want to hear them talk,  animation please, sound please,  CMON,  ITS A RECESSION STUPID, 

 

WE NEED LIONS TIGERS AND FRAUD...

 

LETS HEAR EM TALK WITH MOUTH MOVING......WHAT YOU SAY mo FO??? LOL

 

my dog can talk...

 

http://youtu.be/Swyjssu0boE

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 14:27 | 2606961 derek_vineyard
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i like obamas hands

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