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INSIDE MITT'S CLOSET


Skeletons all in a row
That Mitt doesn't want you to know
The election's in doubt
If these all get out
It's hard to wrap shit with a bow

The Limerick King

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DRINK THE POOR

 

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DR MITT'S SNAKE OIL

 

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GOP ERASERHEAD

 

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CITIZEN BAIN (VERSION 2)

 

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MITT ONE PERCENT

 

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MITT TSE DUNG

 

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YOU'RE SO BAIN

 

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ROMNEY SLOGAN VERSION 2
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TOP SECRET

 

 

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THE MORON WHO WOULD BE KING

 

"We've given you people all you need to know..." --Ann Romney

 

ANN MITTROMNETTE
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OUTSOURCE THIS

 

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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:37 | 2636315 PoliticalRefuge...
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go ahead and vote for RP in the general- four more years of Obama...

 

sometimes it's that simple.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 00:48 | 2634896 drunkenlout
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Gary Johnson is on the ballot in all states.  Just for fun, wouldn't it be great to get him into the Presidential debates, so we can compare the two preening children to an actual adult?

 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 05:56 | 2635104 1Inthebeginning
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Gary Johnson.  Lowers taxes.  Reduces the size of government.  Actually ran a successful business. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Johnson

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 11:02 | 2636152 engineertheeconomy
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He can jerk me off

The only candidate I will vote for is the honest one who is willing to help us END THE FED

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 21:21 | 2634510 New_Meat
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yep, Ron Paul gonna' fix this thingie.  And real soon now.  Thatz a fax. - Ned

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 21:10 | 2634474 engineertheeconomy
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Ron Paul

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:55 | 2634063 Goldilocks
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:50 | 2634050 ebworthen
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I wonder if Citizen Bain's "Rosebud" will be a Catamaran in the Cayman islands called "Urim and Thummim".

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:29 | 2633985 Dien Bien Poo
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who does this supercilious little cunt think she is? you people? really? 

Obama just won the election...little miss Antoinette just fucked it all up for Citizen Bain.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 19:38 | 2634214 jay28elle
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now, now, don't be drinking the kool aid so fast....  gotta consider the actual context of the comment, or better yet see it on Youtube so we can watch it a gazillion times to make sure we can read into the statement what we see fit, or to fit our agenda.

Obama didnt win the election based on what she may or may not have said.  He won it because he's convinced more voters that the kool aid is still tasty.

 

 

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:17 | 2633950 rosiescenario
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Some of your very best!!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:06 | 2633916 Joseph Jones
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Don't get me wrong.  For national office I have as much affection for the two party system as the brown smellly stuck to my shoe.

But c'mon.  This Mitt Romney guy is starting to scare the fn crap out of me.  The more I hear his voice the more I get the distinct feeling his mouth is disconnected to any clear thinking mush between his head.  He sounds quite robot like, don't you think?

Barack obvious is Satan-like.  But this Romney sucker, I fear, may start a war before he finishes his oath of office!

Warning: my best friend is an ex-Mormon, the "temple" type, fairly high in rank.  He asked his age 60-something father, still Mormon and even higher in rank, whether the LDS thinks its the USA's job to "protect Israel".  His dad enthusiastically replied, "Yes!"  This makes perfect sense considering Joseph Smith was an apostate Freemason, and FMs came out of Judaism.   

Strap in tightly, kiddies! 

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:49 | 2633853 Gringo Viejo
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"You People?" Aw, ya see we're off to a bad start here.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 08:56 | 2635472 Widowmaker
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Nope, dessert.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:21 | 2633959 Gringo Viejo
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Watched Ann cut Mitty off during a television appearance about 2 weeks ago. Methinks she be medicated.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:48 | 2633849 Walt D.
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Citizen Bain vs Non-Citizen Pain?

No Bain - No gain?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:27 | 2633753 engineertheeconomy
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http://seanmarske.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/followthemoney-bank-pyramid.jpg

This is for you Will. The bottom 2  layers are missing. That would be us common folk at the very bottom, and  cops pointing their guns downwards at us in the layer just ablove us. Maybe with the faces of the criminals depicted?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 23:20 | 2634769 williambanzai7
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That's great

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 22:07 | 2634623 Obadiah
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Just Whoose freacking Eye is that on the dollar?

Somehow I recognize it??

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:14 | 2633724 otto skorzeny
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ann- show us your tits and we'll forget about the tax shit. that fucking immelt is a zionist POS

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:02 | 2633676 Jendrzejczyk
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You having THAT much material to work with doesn't bode well for the world.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:07 | 2633698 Jendrzejczyk
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You must be cursed (ever so slightly) for defiling Carly though.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:11 | 2633710 williambanzai7
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That's one of those instances where I got tired of seeing the pun and said why hasn't someone done a picture.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:53 | 2634059 Jendrzejczyk
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Understood. the power of the pun is often undeniable.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 16:12 | 2633498 williambanzai7
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MITT ZOMBIE FOR JERIS

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 16:06 | 2633468 johnjkiii
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So, We should vote for 4 more years?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 08:10 | 2635287 StychoKiller
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Why not write-in a more competent candidate?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:04 | 2633907 El
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Try again....

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 16:09 | 2633481 williambanzai7
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Stubbs the cat

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:08 | 2637019 Jena
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Pick a cat, any cat.  Or a dog.  No, a cat would be less likely to care about anyone thinks of them.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 15:58 | 2633412 Nobody For President
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Another day, another rip-em-to-shreds. Amazing output, WB.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:03 | 2633684 FEDbuster
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About half the images could apply to Obama and his school and legislative records, which are all sealed.  Who really cares anyway? They are all a bunch of crooked, whores working the DC streets for their pimp daddies on Wall St.  The one difference about Mittens is he is a pimp trying to walk the street, too.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:09 | 2633701 williambanzai7
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Yeah, but this week looks like Mitts moment of glory.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 15:50 | 2633348 williambanzai7
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LIMBANE

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:14 | 2637053 Jena
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What, exactly, is the mask thing?  It looks like creepy opposing fingers.... 

 

Terrific work, as always.  Seems crazy to say (and I know we all keep saying it), there is no shortage of material for you to play with nor does it look like there will be any time soon.  (We are screwed.)

 

 

 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 06:45 | 2635153 YHC-FTSE
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Nice. I was going to post this story: "Is Batman's Bane, the Bain of Romney" from the Independent, but I guess you guys have already heard the story about Rush Limbaugh complaining about the new Batman film. Limbaugh would know all about character assassination through subtle negative association in the media. 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 07:08 | 2635168 williambanzai7
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But this is the only place you will see Limbane ;-)

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 07:37 | 2635197 overmedicatedun...
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mr bill, we got one running who was hated by the base of his party-we hate him as much as the left.

we got the left seeing the  fabricated in office,big bank, war monger, corruption inc. and turning away in disgust.

in politics this would mean a third way has a very good op..but diebold has the vote total on a flash drive in Spain, and that's that.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 05:10 | 2635065 Disenchanted
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Once upon a time(1990s) I used to waste three hours a day listening to that chickenhawk, neocon mouthpiece, partisan loyalist, and hypocritical drug addled gasbag.

 

WTF was wrong with me?

 

Conservative my ass...

 

Speaking of Romney, some(most) of the names on his announced list of advisers should make people very nervous. We've been there and done that, and look where it's gotten us. The ones that jump out at me the most...Dov Zakheim, Michael Chertoff, Eliot Cohen and Cofer Black. But read them for yourselves here:

Mitt Romney Announces Foreign Policy And National Security Advisory Team

 

Since that list was announced in 2011, I've read several places that John Bolton is also now a Romney adviser, but I can't confirm that.

 

So it's apparent to me that no matter which of the two 'major' candidates 'wins' in 2012, this country will stay in the hole and keep on digging. The majority of us will lose either way.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 23:29 | 2634780 ShakaZulu
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Now this dude I would vote for to stay out of my house.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 21:17 | 2634496 New_Meat
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WB7: really, dude, it is too late for me to be spitting things.  Priceless! - Ned

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 15:49 | 2633344 williambanzai7
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I HAVE A DRONE
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Just check out Obama's new drone
"In The Land Of The Free" it is flown
Nothing will save
"The Home Of The Brave"
Tyrannical forces have grown

The Limerick King

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 08:35 | 2635382 duo
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"I have a drone!  There will come a day when a man will be targeted for death not by his religion, but by the color of his skin"

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 21:16 | 2634492 New_Meat
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"I have just two words for you boys: 'Predator Drones.' " -- Our Dear President.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 20:48 | 2634419 AUD
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This would go well on public billboards all across the nation.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 20:13 | 2634338 philipat
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"Hope and Chains"?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 17:11 | 2633711 Frastric
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That sir is genius!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 19:52 | 2634274 nasa
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Drones = Comedy Gold

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 15:46 | 2633334 williambanzai7
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GALT II

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