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The most corrupt moron of a Treasury Secretary, the country has ever known

“Neil, I have been the most fucking transparent secretary of the Treasury in this country’s entire fucking history!”

--Excerpt from Neil Barofsky’s new book, “Bailout: An Inside Account of How Washington Abandoned Main Street While Rescuing Wall Street.”

WB7: Mr Numbnuts, wearing multiple douche weasel clown hats, has presided over the biggest fucking Central Bankster sponsored crime spree in Wall Street history. That is no exaggeration and that will be the simple legacy of his clown faced douche weasel and his boss.











Justice is rotting in jail
A victim of Too Big Too Fail
With bars inside out
Our future's in doubt
Till Kleptocrat coffin meets nail

The Limerick King



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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 22:45 | 2638265 jumbo maverick
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If someone made a t shirt of that debt brother pic I would buy it and wear it everywhere

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 22:37 | 2638257 wisefool
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Timmah! and the lords of the underworld!

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 21:04 | 2638155 Carpathia
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The world may be going down the drain, but thank heaven for Willaim Bonzai 7;--)

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 21:03 | 2638153 malikai
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Benocide as Zed?

Benocide is Zardoz!

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 20:46 | 2638131 brettd
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WB7:  As a one-time ad guy, I keep thinking that there is a small but ready market for 

a limited edition run of many of your works.  But Large...at least one-sheet size.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 20:06 | 2638061 Jena
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I think in putting Bernanke's head on buff bodies, you may be giving him for too much benefit.  Maybe he even wears Spanx For Men under those suits when he testifies.  The short story by cougar_w   2637816  from another thread made me think about how Bernanke is probably very conscious about his appearance.  For satire's sake, making him sloppy and fat would be more biting.


Not to tell the master how to do his art, just a suggestion...

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 20:42 | 2638093 Jay Gould Esq.
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As an aside, that is a still of Sean Connery, from the film "Zardoz."

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 20:43 | 2638123 Jena
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Ah, thanks Jay G.  I didn't know that.  I kind of remember the film but it's been awhile.  His other films I can recall with more clarity.


Fri, 07/20/2012 - 18:24 | 2637904 nmewn
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Stellar work Banzai!!!

Someone finally got the percentages right on the pitchfork, we've always gotten the shaft ;-)

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 18:22 | 2637898 Carl LaFong
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My Dear Extended Family,

Investor's Spring. Freedom at last!

You know that I have spent a good part of my life in an attempt to better understand
the human experience looking for purpose. I would like to share with you a short
conversation I had with Sai Baba in India in 1986. He said to me "What would you
do if I made you a warrior?" The room was full of spiritually liberal people. I 
answered "make great war." There was a collective gasp by the attendees. Sai Baba
said, "Right Answer, Sinclair."

Nobody wants war, but if it comes your way, and is your duty to pursue, it must 
be done, and done well. This war has been brought to us by those that would profit
by destruction in clear violation of common commercial code.

These demons do not just short a situations based on a premise and await profit.

They pound mercilessly on the bids, seeking to depress the price.
They sell short the shares index and other funds buy as a means to get large numbers.
They immediately start dirty tricks.
They turn you in to regulatory bodies in the area of your trading and in the country
of your operation on constructed nonsense.
They seek authors to write negative articles from their imagination to insult your
integrity as a company not only where you work, but also where you trade.
They pay people to adopt a multitude of nicknames to post horrific lies about you
personally and your company on chat boards.
They have a trading campaign to sell every instance of good news you have.
They have a trading campaign to sell your positive closes within the last 30 seconds
of the trading day.
They enter orders with brokers who know what they want to happen in sizes larger
than the total average daily trading to sell at the market on the close of Fridays.
They trade other exchange listed shares on the NASDAQ out of line with the listed
close to skew the closing prices to the negative.
They actually paint the charts with their trading to make your situation less attractive

These are only a few of the standard dirty tricks they execute in order to profit
from these illegal acts to profit from the short which is the fruit of their crimes.

Their offense is violation of common commercial code. The short is simply the means
of illicit profits. I do not intend to preach to you, but rather lead by example.

Your job is to get the attention first of those that are the management and directors
of the companies you invest in that have been manipulated. You may have to be strong
in order to accomplish this.

I am obligated in my corporate position to defend the company to the limit of my
ability. I am obligated to say no, not on my watch. I am obligated to use all means,
including litigation, to protect capital value on behalf of the investors. If I 
failed to do that I would be liable to you. This is true of every investment you
have, not only precious metals shares.

Step one of "Investor's Spring, Freedom" is to raise hell with the management and
directors of your investments to take action to protect your interests from illegal
and unethical activities. Tell them remedy exists in common commercial code moreso
than securities laws.

I will let you know what I am doing as I do it. I will lead other companies to protect
you by example.

It is up to you to do one simple thing. Wake up this bunch of brain dead office 
decorations, professional campers and rock hounds and get them to follow me in my
march forward.

Jim Sinclair

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 18:02 | 2637863 oldgasII
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The thing about weasels is they go to far. They'll kill every chicken in a coop when they can only eat one. Sooner or later while they are enjoying their little greedy kill fest the coop door is opened and the shotgun fires. 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:31 | 2637811 Fozzy Slippers
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  Line em up. Chauchesku style.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 19:59 | 2638042 madridisburning
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Oh, my. Do a quick google search next time so you can get a least a few of the letters in the name correct.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:28 | 2637803 Crash2012
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Is it really possible to NOT give a shout out to Hank 'give me 700 billion with no strings' Paulson when evaluating corrupt treasury secrataries?


Seems like without Paulson, Turbo Timmy would never have made it to the big time!


Like Obama said, there is always someone that made your entire miserable life possible.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:04 | 2637751 Snakeeyes
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Geithner's administration of TARP and HAMP have been a disaster. He allowed Nevada to spend 75% of their alllocation of the hardest hit fund on ADMINISTRATIVE EXPENSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:37 | 2637681 Peter Pan
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Timmy is definitely the most corrupt to date but I have faith in the system to find someone even more corrupt to replace him.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 20:04 | 2638056 eatthebanksters
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Larry Summers, under Clinton, gives Timmeh a run for his, er, our money!

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:51 | 2637717 Goldtoothchimp09
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Timmy might be a big enough tool to not even realize he's a hand-picked stooge?!

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:26 | 2637653 Dingleberry
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And what will his replacement be like?  More honest or competent, perhaps? Who was in his seat before him?

See my point?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:34 | 2637672 williambanzai7
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We can only deal today with the devils we know.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:40 | 2637691 Kyron95131
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lol i love the pic of JP Morgan with the noose.. a suiting necktie for the king of economic douchebaggery.. 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:26 | 2637651 RSloane
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Absolutely fantastic to be gifted with this brilliance. What a great way to jump start the weekend. Thanks for the lift in spirits, WB.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:18 | 2637629 hangemhigh77
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Someone should tell these self serving maggotrats that just because J Q Public is powerless it doesn't mean he's fucking stooopid and believes all this BULLSHIT.  The time for fist meeting face has arrived. Soon followed by neck meeting noose.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:16 | 2637619 hangemhigh77
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I'd would just love to slap the fucking SHIT out of that pompous arrogant motherfucker.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 20:47 | 2638132 azzhatter
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I'll tag team with you. I hate this little weasel fuck and he is such a pussy besides being a cocksucker. 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:36 | 2637821 BidnessMan
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Don't sugarcoat it.  Tell us what you really think!

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:57 | 2637555 ebworthen
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Timmy's closing drivel in his interview with Larry Kudlow was nausea inspiring.

"We need to invest in infrastructure and education to make this country competitive again."

Really?  Are we going to invest using money that tax-cheats like you didn't pay?

Are TRILLIONS of dollars given to malfeasant banks and failed corporations an investment?

What a bunch of catch-phrase diarrhea that man is full of, what a crock of steaming platitude bullshit.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:14 | 2637615 williambanzai7
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Yes, lies and catch phrase diarrhea. And he drinks his own cool aid.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 21:37 | 2638198 krispkritter
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Hint...don't eat the yellow snow or drink the yellow kool-aid...

(thanks again WB for an alcohol-fueled laff-fest)

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:47 | 2637518 williambanzai7
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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:02 | 2637578 Alea Iactaest
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re: Democrat vs. Republican

I had been thinking "Coke vs. Pepsi" but a friend is trying to persuade me to use "My crook is better than your crook"


Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:19 | 2637631 ebworthen
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"I'm not a crook."

"I did not have sex with that Woman."


How about "My puppet is better than your puppet."?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:13 | 2637611 williambanzai7
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What are you going to do with it?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:44 | 2637504 falak pema
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geithner, bernanke, lagarde and draghi; the four musketeers of the current phase of financial collapse.

Geithner and Bernanke get precedence as they were in it before 2010. It really goes all the way back to Greenspan and Robert Rubin according to the historical time line of "greed is good" becoming "its a financial free for all, stupid, and its all pumped with derivative steroids". The sewer put in place since MAggie days was linked to the Thames and it became a torrent of filth. 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:04 | 2637750 YouBetYourLife
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More like the MOUSEketeers, actually.

I can hear Timmy saying, in his best Jimmy Dodd voice: "Screw you r-e-a-l  s-o-o-n.  Why?  Because [pointing his finger] WE - OWN - YOU!"

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:36 | 2637460 W10321303
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High Quality...Hilarious...

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:34 | 2637453 Fix It Again Timmy
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Yeah Timmah - you're transparent, we can see right through you!

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:26 | 2637414 MFL8240
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What would anyone expect from Obama?  Tim Geither is poerfect for that croud of crooks this clown has empowered.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:29 | 2637427 williambanzai7
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Actually the crooks empowered Obama. What he has done was the price of admission.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:19 | 2637381 Wakanda
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“Neil, I have been the most fucking transparent secretary of the Treasury in this country’s entire fucking history!”

fucking transparent = invisible, a spectre, not in the physical world

Timmah must be a ghost drifting above the stinking swales of the Ptomac

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:16 | 2637369 monopoly
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Beautiful William, just awesome.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:15 | 2637358 williambanzai7
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I take it back.

Tim you are doing yeoman's work...

I salute you and you sodofornicative skills.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:11 | 2637604 Fecklesslackey
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sodofornicative ... do you have the graphic?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 19:02 | 2637953 Wakanda
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please no WB7

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:57 | 2637736 falak pema
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you provide the scotch, I'll provide the soda! 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:14 | 2637355 ImNotARobot
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WB, thank you for bringing back the Debt Brother.  I laugh hysterically every time I see it. 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:00 | 2637573 Alea Iactaest
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I fail to see anything funny about it.

No arrow for you today, but a green if you had used "ironic", "chilling" or "satanic".

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 21:51 | 2638215 old naughty
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but the pigtail is a nice touch, don't you agree?

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