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THe ZeRo HeDGe CoMMeNT CYCLe

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ZERO HEDGE COMMENT CYCLE

 

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Tue, 07/24/2012 - 18:55 | 2647399 TrillionDollarBoner
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Prompting outrage from newbies and subsequent disagreement about whether sarcasm was involved at all

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:27 | 2646350 MsCreant
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So this is William Banzai's Minstrel Cycle.

You forgot the point where it degenerates to puns.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 16:27 | 2646873 Jim in MN
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Kind of like financial policy in a bisexual bar:

Hope for the breast, prepare for the wurst.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 16:35 | 2646921 kaiserhoff
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He also forgot the Hatfield/McCoy personal grudge matches that are rarely relevant, and never end.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:19 | 2646314 SoNH80
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Welcome to ZeroHedge, the finest in economic/geo-political infotainment.  Cheaper and more effective than primal scream therapy, where the overeducated peasant classes of the Western (and Eastern) World come to bare their ids and learn even more about the burning garbage barge we find ourselves on known as Planet Earth.  And Knowing Is Half the Battle....

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 15:06 | 2646514 Karl von Bahnhof
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What? You manual!

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:18 | 2646309 Shigure
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Genius post, hilarious comments, I love Zero Hedge

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:01 | 2646252 NoTTD
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Oh, sorry.  I see them now.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:01 | 2646246 NoTTD
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At what point do the inevitable anti-Semitic comments begin?

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 17:32 | 2647213 NoTTD
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Well done, all.   I don't know about you but I feel much better just knowing you're out there.  

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 15:07 | 2646516 WTFx10
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"At what point do the inevitable Criminal Rothschilds Zionist Jew comments begin?"

fixed it for U.

So which Nationality are you Jewish or the Criminal Rothschilds Zionist Jew. There is a difference just like itailian mobsters and itailians.

Anti-semitic = Denial of the obvious

 

 

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:28 | 2646359 MsCreant
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You must be a joooooo. Or an AHAB.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 15:42 | 2646655 Jena
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The parrot on me shoulder tells me what to say most of the time... I think.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 16:39 | 2646961 kaiserhoff
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You have a parrot?  I obey me Rice Krispies.  Har, Har...

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 16:51 | 2647047 Jena
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Well, really a band of roadrunners to keep snakes away.  

 

Meep meep!

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:44 | 2646182 Little John
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What about Texas seceding, huh, what about that

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 15:04 | 2646501 Karl von Bahnhof
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I say go for it! And bomb them... You know .. Bomb bomb bomb texas!

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:23 | 2646329 SoNH80
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Can you take John Lackey with you please? 

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:48 | 2646199 thewhitelion
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I tnink you meant to say, "What about Texas seceding, Bitchez?"

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 17:24 | 2647185 Little John
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Ah stahnd CORrected suh.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:49 | 2646198 thewhitelion
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PS Banzai--I laughed til I cried

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:48 | 2646195 Bob
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Gotta get free of the public "educated" libtard socialists while we still have our precious bodily fluids. 

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:26 | 2646341 Gringo Viejo
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Gotta love the Jew haters. Like someone eaten up with cancer. I wish them the same prognosis.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 15:01 | 2646494 Karl von Bahnhof
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Spoiler warning: We might just enter a indefinite comments loop!

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 17:11 | 2647141 MsCreant
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These are comments that never end,

They just go on and on my friends.

Someone started typing them, not knowing what it was

And they'll continue typing them forever just because..

These are comments that never end,

They just go on and on my friends.

Someone started typing them, not knowing what it was

And they'll continue typing them forever just because..

These are comments that never end,

They just go on and on my friends.

Someone started typing them, not knowing what it was

And they'll continue typing them forever just because..

[Holy shit, help].

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:26 | 2646124 rosiescenario
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WB....where is the attribution to it (whatever the subject) being caused by a Zionist plot headed up by the Rothchilds?

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:39 | 2646400 New_Meat
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that should be the 10% background/watercolor for the entire map ;-) - Ned

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:19 | 2646086 Gringo Viejo
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Praise the Tylers & pass the ammunition! Thx Bill   another day ....another smile.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:29 | 2646136 Jay Gould Esq.
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WB7 -- somewhere between stages three and four, the serial junking commences. The frustrated Keynesians use this outlet to vent their agonies -- agonies of witnessing repeated pushings of the stimulatitive string...to no absolutely no avail, and to their utter discredit.

Wed, 07/25/2012 - 07:11 | 2648342 New_Meat
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Jay, I really hadn't noticed ;-)

Maybe Sac can set up an "AUTO-JUNK" feature?  Nyet, that would take all of the fun out of it.

- Ned

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:40 | 2646164 williambanzai7
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You are right. That deserves a box.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:18 | 2646084 The Gooch
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"my mom makes $1400.00 a week working on the internet that the government created! Learn how here- http:www.zerohedge.com

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:24 | 2646113 Diet Coke and F...
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LMAO. Awesome.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:11 | 2646050 Joebloinvestor
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You forgot the "BANZAI" image sums it all up box.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 16:14 | 2646804 Joebloinvestor
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Sorry that might be covered in the "soft core porn".

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:11 | 2646047 whoopsing
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All your comments are belong to us

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:10 | 2646044 New_Meat
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WB7: needs a tiny little dot on the left margin marked "american citizenism." - Ned

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 20:13 | 2647594 Clever Name
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Yes! Yes! A box for AnAnonymous followed by akak and 4th Stooge engaging him with much hilarity!

Ha ha! Hee hee!

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:08 | 2646031 The Gooch
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Don't forget the Ron Paul!

"Ron Paul Punk Rock Anthem"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWC_0jPFQ_Q

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 14:13 | 2646291 AchtungAffen
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Yeah, I don't forget about him. I don't forget how now Ron and Rand are pushing against net neutrality. Never forget...

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:06 | 2646024 purplefrog
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Finally!!!!  It's getting to the point on ZH where I'm looking through the HS to see if there's a pony somehwere in here.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:00 | 2646001 Teapot_Dome
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.... bitchez...

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:58 | 2645992 williambanzai7
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An earlier study...

EPISTEMOLOGY OF ZERO HEDGE

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 13:08 | 2646032 Uncle Remus
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Poor George, he can't help it - he was born with a silver iPad in his hand.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:53 | 2645964 centerline
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Still looking for the soft porn.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:48 | 2645943 AchtungAffen
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Linking to racist pseudo-science also missing from the chart, while it's been kinda common here. Or Deus Ex Gun comments about how much more guns would help solving the problem of too much guns, etc... Also, complete refusal to accept a proper role for the state and comments about originalism and primitivism. Those are all ZH staples.

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 19:06 | 2647427 dark pools of soros
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Random FOFOA worshipper stumbles through thread.....

Tue, 07/24/2012 - 12:47 | 2645935 Itch
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William, i present to you the Zerohedge comments' theme tune.

...get a load of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOqcdiwjnSE

 

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