This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.
THe ZeRo HeDGe CoMMeNT CYCLe
- advertisements -
Contact Information:
Tips: tips [ at ] zerohedge.com
General: info [ at ] zerohedge.com
Legal: legal [ at ] zerohedge.com
Advertising: ads [ at ] zerohedge.com
Abuse/Complaints: abuse [ at ] zerohedge.com
Suggested Reading:
Make sure to read our "How To [Read/Tip Off] Zero Hedge Without Attracting The Interest Of [Human Resources/The Treasury/Black Helicopters]" Guide
It would be very wise of you to study our disclaimer, our privacy policy and our (non)policy on conflicts / full disclosure. Here's our Cookie Policy.
...because somebody said to "pull it".
Blame the chemtrails. I just learned this morning they're being spread by delta wing aircraft (this is the conservative line, ufo's if you wanna go whole hog) concealed by holographic projections and/or lightbending technology. Not only are they spreading nano-scale tracking devices and low-grade disease, but they also heighten the atmosphere's conductivity for HAARP's control of weather and earthquakes.
Life was simple for me before ZH. Now flouride makes me wonder.
It's clearly all a fucking Keynesian plot.
but our overlords are doing this to wrest control from the true reptilian overlords that have always controlled the weather.. it was never random
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-tpPjHJOQU
Friggin hilarious
ZeroHedge RULES
Out of order buddy - we are just getting to step 9.
You smell of elderberries and your mother was a hamster.
No, it was a gerbil.....
I vehemently disagree, she smells of roses and her hamster is cute
#6 soft porn:
look where his mother stuck that rose!
It sure has a long stem...
Where's the visual combat???!
Visual combat and soft porn...
...Step 6, I'm doing my share.
Why am I NEVER invited to those kinds of parties??
I think I'll play Devil's advocate here. With a gratuitous can't we just get along. Oh and it's Obama's fault.
What? are you an idiot? It's obviously Bush's fault!
I pity you sleeple stuck in the left/right paradigm.
Tylers for POTUS
eat shit and die
You're just a ghoul that hasn't even been registered for two years.
sayeth the ogre who hasn't aged past 3....
The knights of nee demand a sacrafice, you must return here with a shrubbery or you will never pass these woods alive!
Gold Bitches
;) too soon ???
ANTI KEYNSIAN RANT!
Too contrived. Let it flow. Be one with the farce.
Bart Chilton thinks the silver investigation will wrap up in a few months. I'll believe it when I see it.
LOL
pilsner bitchez
Gold Bitchez!
XD
Well done.
William good job as always, but to add a few crazy rants: Zionists, Jews, Black Helicopters, FEMA, Drones, Banker Overlords, etc etc etc.
I lOvE Zionists, Jews, Black Helicopters, FEMA, Drones, Banker Overlords, etc etc etc...
Taste just like chicken.
..so does boxed wine
you forgot nr. 1: bitchez
!
WilliamBanzi: You forgot the part where some asshole adds silly photos and characatures!
Just about as funny as adding "shove it up your butt" to the end of every sentence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a8LaIME66M
Mary had a little lamb shove it up your butt.
I pledge allegiance to the shove it up your butt.
Our father who art in heaven shove it up your butt.
Why yes, officer, shove it up your butt.
If it doesn't make sense then I'll shove it up your butt.
If it moves shove it up your butt.
I wish I could just shove it up your butt.
Sometimes all I feel like is to shove it up your butt.
If the shoe fits shove it up your butt.
When you get to the fork in the road shove it up your butt.
Works for me!
New Penn St fight song
When you are fined $60 million for running a pedophile ring, shove it up your butt!
When your victories for the past 14 seasons have been voided, shove it up your butt!
When the number of scholarships available to your players is reduced from 25 to 15...shove it uuuuup....yoooooour...buuuuuuuuuutt!
Is that you Tim?
Is Tim the asshole who posts silly photos?
I see.
That do not enter sign suits you well.
Maybe--but the female anatomy he formerly used was shockingly appealing, in its own way.
His previous avatars were a reason for visiting ZH. BTW, is there a rule against these attention getting avatars now? I dont see as many.
Agreed. I think I cried a little when he switched it. Speaking of which, would someone hurry up and get to step #6!!!
Howdy!
I'm not aware of any rule. But I haven't investigated it ;-)
Get a fucking life, Banzai.
I think you skipped steps 4-8 and went directly to step 9.
I know this will make your day.
I have had and continue to have a great life. Much more interesting and enriching than I probably deserve.
For me this icing on the cake.
Fan-friggin'-tastic graphic. Thanks for the laugh.
Step 3a: Translate "Bitchez" into at least one other language.
Can I get this in T-shirt form factor?
Add MDB and Robo's Troll division :)