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MiTT THe TWiT: AMeRiCaN BoRaT...

Submitted by williambanzai7 on 07/28/2012 14:09 -0400

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Sat, 07/28/2012 - 22:16 | 2659791 Rogue Trooper

You win "defencev'!

Fookin' Tard of da week :P

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 19:57 | 2659587 disabledvet

Mitt Romney Adminstration: "Jamie Dimon: you run the country...i''ll run the world." sounds fairly straightforward. "YOU OVER THERE! GET TO WORK!" Sound about right?

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 20:24 | 2659616 dirtbagger

Mitt to Secretary of Defense: I have a great idea to cut guberment costs - let's outsource the Military to China.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 22:37 | 2661370 engineertheeconomy

Put the U.S. Military on food stamps like the rest of the country.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 19:49 | 2659583 booboo

"So, it's either a front man for the oligarchy with a microscopically liberal bent (good with respect to civil rights) who hasn't touched gun rights (good)"

(GUNS) at least as President, Senator Zulu, mmm, not so much, and "civil rights, GOOD"

Oh my! them ain't Winstons you're smokin

you mean you ain't voting for him AGAIN. I doubt that as well, but thanks for playing.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:05 | 2659426 WillyGroper

>>>>>>>because the strings of both puppets lead back to the same oligarchy.

Anyway, I won't be voting for either.

Why waste the time or gas.

It's the illusion of choice-----Carlin

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 22:30 | 2661359 Dr. No

If you don't vote, you have the right to complain.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 13:52 | 2660478 centerline

Makes one wonder what happens next.

Seems to me that if Romney wins, there is a greater risk of folks figuring out that there is no choice. Rather, if Obama wins, J6P has a damn good excuse to bitch for 4 more years about why he is still getting ass raped. Top it off with a gridlocked house and/or senate and the soap opera continues as planned.

On said premise, I would dare to suggest Romney was selected to fail. All that is needed now is to just let nature take it's course (foot in mouth disease) while Obama hides in a campaign bunker.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 21:50 | 2659758 Mr. Mandelbrot

I won't be voting for either either . . .

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 23:47 | 2659858 fattail

I will not be voting for either and will be pointing out the falacy of pretending there is a difference. I fully expect the oligarchs to step aside and let Wall Street fall before the election. While Obama has been a faithful lapdog the chance to get a tried and true, true believing wall street tool in the white house is irresistible.

Let it Burn.....

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 15:47 | 2659323 Heroic Couplet

It's Limbaugh's job to get Mittens into the White House. Murdoch's dumb butt has been yanked to England on a criminal cell phone hacking case. Rs cannot say tax cuts create US jobs, so let Limbaugh do his job. If Republicans don't nominate Mitt, what other clown will they find?

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 02:48 | 2659942 linrom

Ron Paul

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 22:49 | 2659825 Peter Pan

The real race is not between Obama and Romney. The real race is between the people of America waking up and getting rid of the fiatocracy or else going deeper into a USSR style oligarchy where they are forced to wait in line to even get their food stamps and as they enter WALMART to spend, they will be scanned, groped and probably given a colonoscopy if they get unruly.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:30 | 2659450 FeralSerf

"If Republicans don't nominate Mitt, what other clown will they find?"

There's lots of possibilities. There's, of course, someone that's actually qualified like Ron Paul or Paul Craig Roberts. Maybe they could get Will Ferrell or one of the other Saturday Night Live crew. I'd drive to the polls for any of those.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 21:11 | 2659705 engineertheeconomy

Baby jesus...

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 02:17 | 2659935 palmereldritch

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 15:35 | 2659301 Gringo Viejo

"I arrive in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS".

"I loves the Pamela Andersons."

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 15:34 | 2659299 Careless Whisper

I'm gonna vote for this guy just to get 4 years of laughs from mr banzai7.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 15:40 | 2659310 williambanzai7

It has occurred to me that this is one of the blowback effects of what I am doing. Debt Bro seems to have figured out that his best strategy is to remain invisible and let the Wazzok implode.

I'm gonna have to smoke him out into the open...

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 23:36 | 2659851 williambanzai7

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 07:04 | 2660018 nmewn

Me likey!!!

Another one...(the visual) a long line of people stretching around the block outside an unemployment office...(the text) "you didn't build that!"

Another...(the visual) bailed out fat cat investment bankers puffing on cigars...(the text) "you didn't build that!"

Another...(the visual) the vacant Solyndra building...(the text) "you didn't build that!"

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 09:30 | 2660095 New_Meat

Professor Warren would approve. - Ned

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 20:16 | 2660989 nmewn

lol...shovel ready jobs...I errr ahhh, the ahhh, "Shovel ready was not as shovel ready as we expected."

So, naturally, you didn't build that!!!...fits perfectly again ;-)

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Here ya go Ned...

Nice little mashup of Prezbo plagarizing Fauxcahontas, who somehow got past the smell and blue eyed, blue blood test onto the Hahhhvahhd U faculty as the >>>only<<< American-Cherokee-Female (cut short due to the internet hyphen extension tax).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GKfnLOZ9Fcg

Classic.

Mon, 07/30/2012 - 01:35 | 2661615 Liquid Courage

And those shovels ... Made in China.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 02:13 | 2659933 palmereldritch

You forgot Pol Pot. The ultimate irony of ...You didn't build that!!

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:37 | 2659458 Wakanda

Smoke him out of the choom wagon.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 21:29 | 2659733 nmewn

Following on the heels of "the private sector is doing fine"...its the public sector thats hurting...Banzai could fill his time for two entire years with "you didn't build that!!!"

I do have ideas for it...starting with the Fed ;-)

The pompous, indignant snarl at small business owners was pretty clear to everyone...I loves my Banzai...but he's missin a bonanza there.

As I said at the time...Moscow and Damascus has paved roads and bridges too. And the level of teaching here leaves a little bit to be desired...O'Barry was trying to make the case that without a federal government no one could eat or drink or travel or conduct business...nothing.

IMHO he's fucking delusional...but lets all skip past the graveyard holding hands, thats much better.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:07 | 2659429 johnjkiii

Don't get yer hopes up skippy.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 16:26 | 2659380 divide_by_zero

Apparently your Progressive news channels aren't covering Obama's teleprompter-less implosions, like "You didn't build that..."

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 20:05 | 2659597 disabledvet

I'd run on "but I did blow it up" anytime...anywhere.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 17:02 | 2659424 WillyGroper

>>>>>>"You didn't build that..."

Watch the whole clip, not what was parsed.

I'm not defending what I see as to be no choice at all. Two eyes of the same dead & rotting fish head.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 20:26 | 2661133 BigInJapan

Which part are you talking about?
The part where Obama lied about why the internet was created?

Yup. Watched the hole thing.
You didn't see that!

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 16:57 | 2660797 e_goldstein

But what was parsed is O so much fun.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 18:56 | 2659537 robochess

I watched the whole clip. And that's what he said and that's what he meant. Come on, he's a Marxist, how could he not have meant that? Nikita Obama.

Sun, 07/29/2012 - 08:01 | 2660041 blindfaith

Hey Robochess are you related to Robotrader?

By the way. how is that new job working out at Fox? Nice restrooms if you don't mind cleaning up the shit all the time.

You look a wee bit over weight, bet your gona be glad when Omamaha Care kicks in and you can get that 20 year over due checkup. Unless this worthless stooge get elected and kills it for you.

Sat, 07/28/2012 - 21:04 | 2659693 Omen IV