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Angela's looking her best
Smiling, seductively dressed
Keep calm is a lie
This system will die
The Germans know more than the rest

The Limerick King


Here comes the Euro Temptations
The source of the market gyrations
Everything's fine
Then Wolfgang sings "NEIN"
Their new dance is "Manipulations"

The Limerick King






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Wed, 08/01/2012 - 03:53 | 2667882 Zero-risk bias
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I love Euro Fonz. Free soda for the EU! Yay

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 19:38 | 2666847 Phat Stax
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:49 | 2666697 Lost Wages
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 It's too bad that one day the electricity will go out forever and our amazing internet culture will evaporate. There will be nothing for archaeologists to find except fast food wrappers, liquor bottles and old bath salt jars next to half-eaten corpses.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 19:19 | 2666787 Tango in the Blight
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One second after EMP bitchez!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:38 | 2666668 I am on to you
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Damn, it wasnt "The Flight of the Eurolords".Bound to Cavemans Islands!!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:24 | 2666627 raiha
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Angela wouldn't fit in that chair.

I sprayed my screen. Made me feel better. Thanks for reflecting Things As They Are.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:40 | 2666671 I am on to you
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I sprayed my Eyes,but shes still there!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:22 | 2666622 calgal
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sh$t in library book return on time omigod lmfao!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:26 | 2666635 raiha
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Yep CalGal that just about sums up the reality of it.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 17:27 | 2666494 Goldtoothchimp09
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Schuable ... Nein -- I love it!  

thinking there's a 99 luft balloons parody there somewhere?!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 17:45 | 2666552 slaughterer
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Banzai, that Flies image makes it keyboard 12 you owe me.  


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 16:19 | 2666289 CH1
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Banzai, that dog (below) is your best EVER!!!

You rock!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:54 | 2666177 stiler
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ha ha! Common Debt Fly. that's good.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:54 | 2666175 rsnoble
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They're not flies, they're maggots and the EU is a rotting piece of dog shit with them squirming around in it. Dispose of properly.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:34 | 2666099 Uncle Remus
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2 for 1 special

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:28 | 2666063 williambanzai7
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I think that is the landing strip all clear signal.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:33 | 2666093 Bastiat
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I went through all those pics.  I learned nothing about beach volley ball hand signals but I need a smoke now.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:17 | 2666609 New_Meat
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So, you do? ...

Or did you look?

- Ned

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:11 | 2665966 Jena
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The EuroTempts Singing to Germany:


"Ain't Too Proud To Beg"

I know you wanna leave me

But I refuse to let you go

If I have to beg, please for your sympathy

I don't mind 'cause you mean that much to me

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:01 | 2665912 Self Trader
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Angela !  Achtung die twat swat !!!

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:56 | 2665897 williambanzai7
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All you need to do is look at those flies and you know this situation is totally flied, I mean fried ;-)

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:31 | 2665785 jmk
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I have not laughed this hard since the hogs ate my little brother.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:15 | 2666606 New_Meat
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I heard he was rather tasty ;-)

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:39 | 2665832 williambanzai7
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:23 | 2665769 trichotil
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Maybe it's just me but do all those folks look...somehow....related?Judging from the looks of them there's definitely been some inbreeding going on.Apparently laws against that sort of thing can only prevent so much.They dont look very friendly either, what do you think theyre so angry about?Good thing our strictly regulated financial and political systems prevent any nepotistic tendencies amongst those in power.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:30 | 2665784 williambanzai7
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:45 | 2666689 Muppet Pimp
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:19 | 2665754 stiler
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Euro: Lords of the Flies


The power of flies: they win battles, prevent our soul from activity, devour our body.


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:12 | 2665736 Nachdenken
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The US Postal Service is almost broke so there will be no more FED checks in the mail for the High Fly ers.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 17:36 | 2666524 Quantum Nucleonics
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Almost broke???  They missed a $5 billion payment last year, they said they are defaulting on another $5 billion payment tomorrow.  You can go ahead and say they ARE broke.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:10 | 2665724 ptoemmes
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Utz would be proud.

I have not yet processed all the subtleties in the doggie pic.





Re: your previous top-post may I say that, you sir, also do not fuck around.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:05 | 2665708 Armchair Bear
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hilarious!  Love the pic...




Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:05 | 2665707 Piranhanoia
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Puerileina knows dogs read English.  That's a start.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:59 | 2665684 Nobody For President
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I'm calm, I'm calm. She will be back from holiday soon and straighten this mess out.

(Holy Shit, I'm glad I saw that yesterday on Flicker...)

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:42 | 2665628 williambanzai7
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Good one. They can have an Olympic thiathlon between her and Hillary.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:57 | 2665680 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Howabout an  "Old Limp Dicks" Mashup WB7?

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:05 | 2665666 Disenchanted
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Yeah really...ain't dat the troof!


But this one might really be a better theme for what's going down...


Seasons of Wither


close second:


Long ago in days I'm told
Were ruled by Lords of greed
Maidens fared with gold
They dared to bare their wombs that bleed

Kings and queens and guillotines
Taking lives denied
Starch and parchment laid the laws
When bishops took the ride
Only to deceive...


Living other centuries
Deja vu or what you please
Follows true to all who do or die

Kings and Queens

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:38 | 2665620 Disenchanted
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Angela Merkel: Lord of the Thighs

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:09 | 2665720 Jonas Parker
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Does this make Bernake "Lord of the Cockroches"?

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 18:16 | 2666607 saturn
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Lord of the $hit to feed the flies with.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:21 | 2665764 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Lord of the LIES

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:04 | 2665927 williambanzai7
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Have some Freedom Lies

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:17 | 2665542 williambanzai7
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Tue, 07/31/2012 - 13:22 | 2665563 WALLST8MY8BALL
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CAKE - "Long Line Of Cars"

There's a long line of cars
And they're trying to get through

There's no single explanation
There's no central destination

But this long line of cars
Is trying to get through

And this long line of cars

Is all because of you

You don't wonder where we're going
Or remember where we've been

We've got to keep this traffic
Flowing and accept a little spin

So this long line of cars
will never have an end

And this long line of cars
Keeps coming around the bend

From the streets of Sacramento
To the freeways of L.A.

We've got to keep this fire burning
and accept a little gray

So this long line of cars

Is trying to break free

(drawn out words)
And this long line of cars
Is all because of me
This long line of cars
Long line of cars
Long line of cars
Long line of cars


Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:09 | 2665719 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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indeed, may I also suggest

"Satan is my motor" Cake.

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:10 | 2665726 WALLST8MY8BALL
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True That!

BTW - Bill Doss - Olivia Tremor Control, and Apples in Stereo - dead age 40

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 14:21 | 2665529 williambanzai7
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Dog cereal, as in serial...

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:27 | 2666049 Jay Gould Esq.
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WB7 -- I believe many of us have been nipped by Stanks the serial "junk yard" dog at one time or another. Perhaps he simply needs a less destructive outlet for his frustrations...

Tue, 07/31/2012 - 15:31 | 2666077 williambanzai7
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That poor defenseless animal

You knw that cartoon...I like to junk it junk it...

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