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THE CENTRAL PLANNER

This wizard of fiat is hip
He's taken us on a strange trip
His plan for inflation
Is robbing the nation
Our wealth he is trying to strip

The Limerick King

 

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ZOLTAR SPEAKS

Whenever Ben speaks it is "Big"
The markets he's trying to rig
The future is set
It's all about debt
To sheeple he's shouting out "DIG"

The Limerick King

 

QE MASTER PEI ME

"3 chopstick not work like two fingers"

 

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Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:31 | 2670368 RSloane
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Brilliant work as usual, disturbing but also prophetic. Thanks so much, again.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:27 | 2670354 hangemhigh77
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I hope Ben chokes on his daily caviar and toast point hor-dourves tonight.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:21 | 2670318 hangemhigh77
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Aren't Ben's buddies rich enough yet?

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 16:06 | 2670092 pashley1411
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Within which we discover the law of physics that, under our current understanding of the physical universe,"CrtlP" can approach, but cannot exceed, the speed of light.

i feel so much better.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:06 | 2670269 AldousHuxley
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man will spend eternity to control laws of nature.

however, nature wins long term.

 

nature works in cyclical ways. once on top, will be on the bottom. bottom will rise to the top. repeat.

 

change is random and constant.

 

 

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 15:48 | 2670029 calgal
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William,

 

you have to see this photo from the L.A. Times:

 

http://www.latimes.com/business/

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 16:27 | 2670160 williambanzai7
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Tnx, I just saved it.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 15:32 | 2669945 pd303
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Wow absolutely great stuff Dr. Banzai!

Reminds me a little of revelation with that mouth of Merkel  ... 

 

And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

For they are the spirits of demons, working miracles, which go forth to the kings of the earth, and of the whole world ..

 

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 14:31 | 2669654 bank guy in Brussels
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Interesting article about WB7's current home city of Hong Kong ... detailing how it is not really a 'free market' economy but rather yet another place controlled by a tight-knit oligarchy ... seems like the same story in so many places ...:

The myth of a free Hong Kong economy
By Eddie Leung and Pepe Escobar

http://atimes.com/atimes/China_Business/NH02Cb01.html

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 16:25 | 2670152 williambanzai7
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Yes there is a tycoonogarchy. But the funny thing is it is much more easy for people to start a small business here. I mean a real cakewalk compared to the US.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 14:28 | 2669630 onebir
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Jintian Pei me mei pei

shichang jiu luoxia mei fei.

 

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:33 | 2669361 sgt_doom
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Outstanding, Buckaroo!

And from your friendly, neighborhood informationist:

Oh, The Irony!

Abraham Lincoln was the first American president to enact a whistleblower protection law under the wartime powers during the Civil War.

Barack Obama is the American president who has waged a war on whistleblowers, actively pursuing more whistleblowers than all previous American presidents combined, and invoking the Espionage Act against those American whistleblowers more so than all American presidents combined.

Don Siegelman is about to be re-sentenced.  Gov. Siegelman, after winning the governor’s election in Alabama, was railroaded into jail by Karl Rove’s gang in that region.  Mr. Siegelman has received no help from Obama or his Justice Department --- it’s almost as if Obama was in league with Rove, Dick Cheney and George W. Bush?

Peter Orszag, formerly with the Obama administration, just wrote an op-ed urging the complete privatization of the US Post Office.  Obama appointed Orszag, who was at Robert Ruben’s Hamilton Project within the Brookings Institution*, to head his OMB.

The Hamilton Project seeks to privatize everything, i.e., give everything public or in the public commons to Wall Street!

Obama is a democratic president?  In what universe?

The rightwing Obama administration, the criminal congress and the criminal Supreme Court cannot and must not be tolerated.

Either affect real political change by electing Dr. Jill Stein from the Green Party to the presidency in 2012, or crawl to a corner and STFU!

*Dishonest and deceitful newsies claim Brookings is “liberal” and non-partisan --- nothing could be further from the truth.  They are no different than the Du Pont family founded American Enterprise Institute, the Rockefeller family founded Peterson Institute, or the Koch brothers founded Cato Institute.

This is what a klepto-plutocracy looks like!

This is what a corporate fascist police state looks like!

This is what a real protest looks like:

http://cryptome.org/2012-info/qidong/qidong-protest.htm

 Sources:

http://www.wncftv.com/localnews/Former-Governor-Siegelman-Email-164435066.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Siegelman

http://donsiegelman.org/

 

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:16 | 2670299 TX-Mike
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GREEN PARTY?!

WTF planet are you from?  You can find your own hole and STFU!  

The dems and repubs are both acting traitorous and moving us away from the Constitution, but you "think" the green party is the solution?!

What are you effing smoking?!

The green party would make Barry look like a libertarian in all the sh!t the green whackos want to control. 

Find an island somewhere and vote it into a centrally planned utopia, leave the US alone!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:20 | 2670721 nmewn
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Green Party...lol.

Lessee, we got a drought goin on in the midwest, so ethanol will need additional Benny bucks subsidy.  The ranchers & dairymen are competing with the greenies for whatever corn makes it to market in order to keep their animals alive, afterall, both are food.

So questions must now be asked...why do the greens want to see animals suffer in the name of corporatist Toyota Prius? Does PETA condone the tradeoff human transportation vs animals? Will Krugman now step forward, once and for all, to stand with the crony capitalist moonshiners at the expense of poor little doe-eyed Daisy the Cow?

Inquiring minds ;-)

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:23 | 2669109 UP4Liberty
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Methinks this is a massive game of distraction to shake people out of their "ONLY SAFE HAVEN LEFT".

Once the cartel shakes everyone out of their gold and silver positions, we the people literally have no asset protection.

http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2012/8/1_Thi...

http://www.constitution.org/mon/greenspan_gold.htm

 

 

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:11 | 2669055 ebworthen
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Ben will save us because everyone knows that econometric models and formulai make choices, not people.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:58 | 2668984 stant
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the rasputin of the ussa apparatchik

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:35 | 2668842 Nobody For President
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Plus 10 on 'Master Pei Me'

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:32 | 2668829 mendolover
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Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.  Romans 1:22

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:15 | 2668743 Brother Sebastian
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Benny-boy's motto:  Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:35 | 2668847 engineertheeconomy
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Another beautiful 24 hour theft spree ahead of him

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:12 | 2668719 Winston Churchill
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Hironimus Bosch might have been more appropos.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:39 | 2668869 williambanzai7
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AUSTERITY HELL

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 18:21 | 2670485 Híppos Purrós
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It has been "A Cruel Tutelage", Master BanZai7... But we are eternally in your debt...

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:11 | 2670287 g speed
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Ah then-- you're Flemish---I've always suspected

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 13:29 | 2669349 Winston Churchill
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Thanks WB.

Quick retort,

Really captures the psychopathic mindset bordering on criminal

insanity of these 'central planners'.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 14:05 | 2669506 ptoemmes
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Speaking of psychopaths...

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/07/the-startling-accuracy...

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The question, then, is whether it is reasonable to believe that people with serious abnormalities in the way they interact with the world can be found running for (and winning) office. However unsettling as this may be, the answer seems to be yes. It's possible for psychopaths to be found anywhere -- including city hall or Washington, D.C. Remember, psychopaths are not delusional or psychotic; in fact, two of the hallmarks of psychopathy are a calculating mind and a seemingly easy charm. 

...

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Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:53 | 2669221 Wakanda
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I love the mash up of cultural and moral themes across the centuries.  This one kind of makes my mind spin!

Awesome WB7!

Thanks!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:52 | 2668951 Element
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OMG!!!  lolololol  ... you're one very strange puppy banzai :D

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:11 | 2668718 LMAOLORI
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Mike Maloney tells Ben Bernanke to "Quit and Close the Federal Reserve!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0rchDoxfmw&feature=plcp

 


Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:09 | 2668705 Lost Wages
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moar liek Drunken Master, am i rite guize?

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:00 | 2668668 Vincent Vega
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FYB!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:14 | 2668484 q99x2
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Kick that crook out of the country.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 11:38 | 2668867 engineertheeconomy
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Maybe Iran would give him asylum lol

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 10:01 | 2668426 ptoemmes
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I will not obey.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 17:22 | 2668862 engineertheeconomy
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I will not submit.

I will not surrender my weapon.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 19:21 | 2670591 nmewn
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Question authority.

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:03 | 2670679 Hulk
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Never bite down hard on hard candy...

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:22 | 2670725 nmewn
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Never kick a fresh cow pie on a hot day ;-)

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 20:41 | 2670757 Hulk
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Never poke a stick in a paper wasp's nest...

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 09:53 | 2668384 WALLST8MY8BALL
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FLAMING LIPS - THE W.A.N.D (Will Always Negates Defeat)

You've got the power in there
Waving your wand in the air
Time after time those fanatical minds
Try to rule all the world
Telling us all it's them who's in charge of it all
I got a trick a magic stick that will make them all fall
We got the power now MOTHERFUCKER
That's where it belongs

You've got that right
You know that it is

They got their weapons to solve all their questions
They don't know what they're for
Why can't they see that's not power that's greed
To just want more and more

I got a plan
And it's here in my hand
A baton made of light
We're the enforcers
The sorcerer's orphans
And we know why we fight
You got that right!

You've got the power in there
Waving your wand in the air

You've got that right!
You know that it is!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 09:44 | 2668355 WALLST8MY8BALL
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MANBERNKRUG!

Wed, 08/01/2012 - 12:19 | 2668811 engineertheeconomy
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Name one single time that Ben told the truth about anything!

Captain Evil would neeever print behind our backs...

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