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ELeCTioN 2012: NoBoDY GiVeS a FLYiNG...
Like me, I know that many members of the Zero Hedge community are sick and tired of the two most unsavory alternatives presented in this year's Persidential election.
Just like me, most of you are sick and tired of this...
and this...
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Cheer up friends, yesterday I stumbled across an exciting alternative candidate purely by accident : Nobody.
Nowbody seems to know who he is and Nobody seems to care...because Nobody gives a:
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Nobody has a platform we can all rally behind....
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All you have to do is write in Nobody or check none of the above.
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lol...I heard about that...that Bloomberg is a piece-a-work.
From banning Big Gulps to hiding baby formula in hospitals...I swear, you really can't make this shit up...if anyone wants to see what a modern day,overbearing technocrat fascist looks like...just Google up Mayor Bloombergs picture.
Why, sir, I am pissing my pants funny about all y'all offerin' DWZ up for anything. I'll do some mahket suhvezyz and get back to y'all.
- Ned
lol...we are, if nothing else...gracious ;-)
Yeah, that Chick-fil-a thing is a really important issue.
JFC!
The mayors of Chicago and Baaawston seemed to think so...as did countless regulatory bureaucrats across the nation.
The words of government officials is what caused this...not the words of a business owner, simply stating his beliefs in some obscure religious paper.
Who knew these fine, upstanding public officials nervously counted the days until the next edition of the Baptist Press is issued ;-)
As long as you're voting for nobody, you may as well vote for Gary Johnson. Not that you really have a vote when you vote electronically.
Vote for yourself and Americans and stop voting for people that's job is not to Represent you. Their an employee of the Corperate States.
Ahahahahahahahahaha, sometimes clarifying the OBVIOUS in such a definative way is POWERFUL!!! NICE BANZAI!!!!! The simplicity speaks of genius. Love the pic of Blankmind on Rombots desk. I can only hope the dog takes a shit on Rombots head which would make him a "Dogshit head" instead of just a "shithead". Nice job!!! Keep kicking ass.
Dogshit head...nice touch
Don't vote.
Haiti had 20% voting participation in the last 2 "elections".
they got this clown:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMJ1US3TWig&feature=related
maybe better to go vote and write-in "Nobody" across the board?
at least it will force the fuckers to count em by hand vs. letting the machines to do all the "work".
Whatever you do, think about it carefully.
The lesser of two evils argument is itself an evil.
Not voting is a vote for somebody... but voting for Nobody is a vote for....
intentional enslavement.
For myself...paraphrasing someone much smarter than me...just because they are inferior to me, does not mean I renounce which of these inferior beings I will pay to make decisions FOR me.
ABO.
I love the pin and would love to see a bumper sticker and a t-shirt. Let me know if you'll provide the graphics, Banzai. If so, I'll sell it. We can split the profit or donate it to your charity of choice.
I don't mean to take credit for starting this Vote for Nobody meme. But it is clearly the kind of thing my images can put wheels on ;-)
The image of the button hit home for me. I know the meme is out there. But, I now own www.nobody2012.org. I would really like to use your images as campaign material. Posters, buttons, hats, coffee mugs, bumper stickers. Is there any way we can discuss. I can't find an email address for you, anywhere.
Our goal should be to make the polling rates as low as possible this year, but all the uppity wank offs will be galloping off the polls to enjoy Democracy because they are concerned about abortion or gays getting married or derpity doodle derpty doo.
You have to admit, the divide and conquer strategy is formidable.
They count votes, right? Do they count the votes for mr. fellow Nobody?
ELeCTioN 2012: NoBoDY GiVeS a FLYiNG...
Uh, is it frizzbie Banzai?!!
Yes but the authorities have to give the impression democracy is not a complete and utter sham.
They do this by fabricating the fraudulent figure "53% of the electorate voted" when we all know it was only a minority 20% of the population who bothered: 10% who live in and off Democrats and 10% of religous sheeple who vote Republican
In Blighty the Party membership of all 3 Parties has been diving for about 3 decades. Yet every election the establishment trot out the ever more unbelieveable figure, "53% of the electorate voted"
Romney...... DEATH
Obama....... DEATH
PAUL.......... LIBERTY
Clinton....... DEATH LIST
He Who Must Not Be Named 2012
I respect Ron Paul. But I have no idea what his game is now.
And I have zero use for Rand Paul.
and while they worked the muppets, they were singing... this
You got it, WB: the Repub oligarchs neutered Ron Paul by threatening Jr.'s so-called political career. Rand, meanwhile, has become ever thicker with Zion. They sell-out quick these days.
Ron Paul can't do shit to fix the mess were in, TPTB will never let him within 100 yards of the Oval office, believe that.
The faces change, the handlers stay the same.
RP isn't going to take down the crooks, we are. It will just be alot easier with him managing the NAU Inc. Predator Command Center.
are you sure, they're that afraid of Ron?
He seems harmless...
They are apparently affraid of nobody!
I've been calling him "Oboner" for years now but NO ONE has shown any interest. I'm wondering why not, I thought it was pretty good. Maybe the imagry is too graphic? Give me a hand and create an Oboner for me. Go Banzai GO!!!! I call him "Puppident Oboner"
Its hard (pun intended) to do that without getting graphic.
Which is why I prefer to call him Obamatron, the Decepticrat.
They are deflated in your assessment.
- Ned
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The sign makes it perfectly clear
No change will be given in here
Just left and right spins
Regardless who wins
The sheeple get poked in the rear
The Limerick King
That was nothing short of genius!
Unfortunately, I will never look at a Rockwell the same again....
Banzai7, while I really dig all your art, and am especially fond of the Debt Brother and now Obozo, this post, and especially this piece in the comments, really sums up the crummy choices in this presidential election...
That is, if I'm correct in presuming that this represents there not being a dime of difference between the two since they essentially are both sides of the same coin, so to speak; depicted by Romney trying to pain a picture of Debt Brother and ending up with one of himself instead.
If my interpretation is wrong, well, chalk it up to me being a philistine :)
As always, my warmest regards.
There is one difference. Obama wants the government to be in your living room. Romney's pals also want "God" to be in your living room want the government to take control of all American uteruses.
And this enhances my disgust with the entire fiasco.
Has anyone heard either of these two clowns say the word LieBOR?
Read this article and tell us if you can be even MORE disgusted with Romney than you already are. It is a frightening to think that someone who believes such crap could have his finger on the red button!
http://theuglytruth.wordpress.com/2012/07/31/must-read-people-of-the-boo...
Romney's motto: "I want to work for The Goldman Sachs."
A question Mitt is too afraid to express out loud: "Can I be ambassador to Israel AND president at the same time?"
"Has anyone heard either of these two clowns say the word LieBOR?"
No, and both of them have been or will be in perfect spots(London, Switzerland) on their respective Euro fundraising(bribery management) tours to keep it that way.
Our Dear President spent, what?, three years in our dear Commonwealth of MA, yet still says "Massatoosits". I'd bet he never went to Stockbridge, his pos car with all of the parking tickets probably couldn't have made it out that far..
WB7--Great Rockwell, u got the spirit!
- Ned
I don't know if you've ever been to the Rockwell Museum in Stockbridge. It is well worth the visit. There is one piece there that floored me. It is a big rickshaw street scene in Karachi.
I always loved his American pictures but I never realised he did works oustide of the country.
Consider the alternatives...
What, no smoke coming from Choomy?