Wow… Romney Introduces Paul Ryan As ‘The Next PRESIDENT Of The United States’ (VIDEO)

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Romney Endorses Ryan for President

Mitt Romney introduced Rep. Paul Ryan of Wisconsin as the next "president of the United States," today in Norfolk, Virginia.

"Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan."

Then a few moments later, after someone from his staff alerted him to his Freudian slip, he returns to the stage and says this.

“Every now and then I’m known to make a mistake. I did not make a mistake with this guy, but I can tell you that he’s going to be the next Vice President of the United States.”

And this is one of the two best candidates that this country can produce in a presidential election.


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Sun, 08/12/2012 - 09:18 | 2698563 Sathington Willougby
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Yeah because everybody in the same party should get the same treatment.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 02:53 | 2698394 Dasa Slooofoot
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Dumbest fucking post in ZH history.  Voting 1 star is too much for this faggot.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 02:34 | 2698387 djthemac
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o\ facepalm

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:28 | 2698348 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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i've never seen so many negative votes, are mormons allowed to use computers? bicycles yes, but computers......

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:04 | 2698328 Haole
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These guys are such monumental fuckwits I don't know if Obomber stands a chance in November anymore...

To the idiocracy, the spoils, as it deserves.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:21 | 2698341 BigDuke6
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Have a green and just be careful using sarcasm around here ok?

It'll get u reds faster than you can say "he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:51 | 2698316 williambanzai7
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circa 1974


Sun, 08/12/2012 - 08:11 | 2698530 sansnobel
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Gold Banzai, Pure Gold!!!!  Glad to see you back in action.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 02:20 | 2698377 LouisDega
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Willy B., Can you perform your magic with Marilyn or Spot the dragon? Butch Patrick always bored me.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:40 | 2698308 blindman
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golly gee, toucan saloon. party !

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:33 | 2698300 zilverreiger
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can you believe this cheese music? lol get a life yanks

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 15:26 | 2699057 Samman
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I loved the BATTLE ship so macho!  I thought we'd see a big banner w/ Mission Accomplished! and at least one cod-piece. 

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:19 | 2698285 Yes_Questions
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Romney is a fucking Gaffe machine and its the only real reason to pay any attention to him at all.


Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:55 | 2698666 illyia
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There is definitely something amiss with Candidate Romney...

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 12:21 | 2698776 boogerbently
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This is a political/financial site, and you morons are constantly bashing your only choice that DOESN'T want to take your money or your guns.

You'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope !

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 11:05 | 2703783 forexskin
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i'd bitch if the rope was made of gubmint cheeze - otherwise, no problem

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:12 | 2698283 Me_Myself_and_I
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Etch-a-Sketches are people too, my friends.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:52 | 2698258 cjbosk
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This was worthy of a headline post? Tyler(s), get your head out of your asses, post something worth while...and not William (the Gook) Bonzai. I've got an ass load of that Asian retard.

Fuck, you're some dumb mutha fuckas on this site.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 13:50 | 2698899 bigkahuna
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Racist. Keep that trash inside your head.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:18 | 2698701 Nobody For President
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Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:11 | 2698690 Nobody For President
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First off, cj, it WAS worth a headline post - one, it was worth a laugh early on a Sunday morning, and that is worth a lot.

Second off, it is sort of a basic requirement that POTUS, whomever he or she may be, has their head out of their ass most of the time - you know, red button, nuculear war, international politic sensitivities - all that stuff, and Mitts seems a little short on this basic.

Third off, if someone is forcing you to be here and read all this stuff you don't like, tell them to fuck off, and just leave, OK? 


Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:34 | 2698354 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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congrats your first shit head I've down voted





+Bonz& Tyler2

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:17 | 2698339 BigDuke6
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U can have your money back then grumpy.

As I said to a mangled patient in britains NHS after a surgical cock up.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:56 | 2698265 JLee2027
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So start writing and submitting articles if you're so good.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:46 | 2698252 monad
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1919 Chicago Black Sox

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:10 | 2698197 DavosSherman
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Bush III.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 05:10 | 2698444 solgundy
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ah....Obama is Bush III....this election is about who gets to be Bush IV

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 13:34 | 2698875 bigkahuna
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lizard 5

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 22:47 | 2698173 max2205
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Retards.. Full retard

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 22:04 | 2698128 wang (not verified)
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comic relief


Mrs. Greenspan in a type of reverse  Balloon Mosh pit circa 2008

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 21:54 | 2698115 bank guy in Brussels
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Candidates for chief drone-plane murderer of women and children ... how much of the world sees America now

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:40 | 2698731 shovelhead
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But those drones work great.

What the fuck is Belgium? It's not even a country. If you guys had drones, the first thing you would use them on is each other.

Buncha waffle-tossers. :)

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:15 | 2698288 Yes_Questions
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all of it outside of the US.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 09:38 | 2698588 engineertheeconomy
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did u mean all of them outside the united states?

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 21:52 | 2698114 worbsid
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I think this is the same mistake Obumma made in 2008.  Oh well, what can we say. 

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:22 | 2698630 LeonardoFibonacci
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Romney did 4 lines of coke before taking the microphone.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:08 | 2698280 LMAOLORI
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"I think this is the same mistake Obumma made in 2008.  Oh well, what can we say."


It was but what came after ward was also pretty funny...


Biden promptly referred to his running mate as, er, "Barack America:"

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:56 | 2698524 nmewn
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It is...the very same.

Only the "clean & articulate" Sheriff Joe Biden could improve on it and did...Barack America...ROTFL!!! No wonder he was placed in charge of overseeing the fraud and abuse that was "shovel ready jobs".

Stand up Chuck...let em see ya!!!

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 22:59 | 2698190 Precious
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Correction: The next Keynian president of the United States.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:57 | 2698267 knukles
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Correct correction:  Next Keynian Keynesian president....

(when Krugman had his untouched prostate ejaculation)

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:08 | 2698279 nmewn
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Can't believe the video presented as a gaffe...its like deja vu all over again!!!

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 09:36 | 2698583 engineertheeconomy
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Looked like an expensive suit, what, $10,000?

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