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Wow… Romney Introduces Paul Ryan As ‘The Next PRESIDENT Of The United States’ (VIDEO)

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Romney Endorses Ryan for President

Mitt Romney introduced Rep. Paul Ryan of Wisconsin as the next "president of the United States," today in Norfolk, Virginia.

"Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan."

Then a few moments later, after someone from his staff alerted him to his Freudian slip, he returns to the stage and says this.

“Every now and then I’m known to make a mistake. I did not make a mistake with this guy, but I can tell you that he’s going to be the next Vice President of the United States.”

And this is one of the two best candidates that this country can produce in a presidential election.


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Sun, 08/12/2012 - 09:18 | Link to Comment Sathington Willougby
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Yeah because everybody in the same party should get the same treatment.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 02:53 | Link to Comment Dasa Slooofoot
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Dumbest fucking post in ZH history.  Voting 1 star is too much for this faggot.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 02:34 | Link to Comment djthemac
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o\ facepalm

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:28 | Link to Comment ali-ali-al-qomfri
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i've never seen so many negative votes, are mormons allowed to use computers? bicycles yes, but computers......

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:04 | Link to Comment Haole
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These guys are such monumental fuckwits I don't know if Obomber stands a chance in November anymore...

To the idiocracy, the spoils, as it deserves.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:21 | Link to Comment BigDuke6
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Have a green and just be careful using sarcasm around here ok?

It'll get u reds faster than you can say "he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:51 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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circa 1974


Sun, 08/12/2012 - 08:11 | Link to Comment sansnobel
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Gold Banzai, Pure Gold!!!!  Glad to see you back in action.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 02:20 | Link to Comment LouisDega
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Willy B., Can you perform your magic with Marilyn or Spot the dragon? Butch Patrick always bored me.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:40 | Link to Comment blindman
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golly gee, toucan saloon. party !

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:33 | Link to Comment zilverreiger
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can you believe this cheese music? lol get a life yanks

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment Samman
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I loved the BATTLE ship so macho!  I thought we'd see a big banner w/ Mission Accomplished! and at least one cod-piece. 

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:19 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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Romney is a fucking Gaffe machine and its the only real reason to pay any attention to him at all.


Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:55 | Link to Comment illyia
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There is definitely something amiss with Candidate Romney...

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 12:21 | Link to Comment boogerbently
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This is a political/financial site, and you morons are constantly bashing your only choice that DOESN'T want to take your money or your guns.

You'd bitch if you were hung with a new rope !

Tue, 08/14/2012 - 11:05 | Link to Comment forexskin
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i'd bitch if the rope was made of gubmint cheeze - otherwise, no problem

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:12 | Link to Comment Me_Myself_and_I
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Etch-a-Sketches are people too, my friends.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:52 | Link to Comment cjbosk
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This was worthy of a headline post? Tyler(s), get your head out of your asses, post something worth while...and not William (the Gook) Bonzai. I've got an ass load of that Asian retard.

Fuck, you're some dumb mutha fuckas on this site.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 13:50 | Link to Comment bigkahuna
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Racist. Keep that trash inside your head.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:18 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:11 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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First off, cj, it WAS worth a headline post - one, it was worth a laugh early on a Sunday morning, and that is worth a lot.

Second off, it is sort of a basic requirement that POTUS, whomever he or she may be, has their head out of their ass most of the time - you know, red button, nuculear war, international politic sensitivities - all that stuff, and Mitts seems a little short on this basic.

Third off, if someone is forcing you to be here and read all this stuff you don't like, tell them to fuck off, and just leave, OK? 


Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:34 | Link to Comment ali-ali-al-qomfri
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congrats your first shit head I've down voted





+Bonz& Tyler2

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 01:17 | Link to Comment BigDuke6
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U can have your money back then grumpy.

As I said to a mangled patient in britains NHS after a surgical cock up.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:56 | Link to Comment JLee2027
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So start writing and submitting articles if you're so good.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:46 | Link to Comment monad
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1919 Chicago Black Sox

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:10 | Link to Comment DavosSherman
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Bush III.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 05:10 | Link to Comment solgundy
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ah....Obama is Bush III....this election is about who gets to be Bush IV

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 13:34 | Link to Comment bigkahuna
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lizard 5

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 22:47 | Link to Comment max2205
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Retards.. Full retard

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 22:04 | Link to Comment wang (not verified)
Sat, 08/11/2012 - 21:54 | Link to Comment bank guy in Brussels
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Candidates for chief drone-plane murderer of women and children ... how much of the world sees America now

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 11:40 | Link to Comment shovelhead
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But those drones work great.

What the fuck is Belgium? It's not even a country. If you guys had drones, the first thing you would use them on is each other.

Buncha waffle-tossers. :)

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:15 | Link to Comment Yes_Questions
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all of it outside of the US.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 09:38 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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did u mean all of them outside the united states?

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 21:52 | Link to Comment worbsid
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I think this is the same mistake Obumma made in 2008.  Oh well, what can we say. 

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 10:22 | Link to Comment LeonardoFibonacci
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Romney did 4 lines of coke before taking the microphone.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:08 | Link to Comment LMAOLORI
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"I think this is the same mistake Obumma made in 2008.  Oh well, what can we say."


It was but what came after ward was also pretty funny...


Biden promptly referred to his running mate as, er, "Barack America:"

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:56 | Link to Comment nmewn
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It is...the very same.

Only the "clean & articulate" Sheriff Joe Biden could improve on it and did...Barack America...ROTFL!!! No wonder he was placed in charge of overseeing the fraud and abuse that was "shovel ready jobs".

Stand up Chuck...let em see ya!!!

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 22:59 | Link to Comment Precious
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Correction: The next Keynian president of the United States.

Sat, 08/11/2012 - 23:57 | Link to Comment knukles
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Correct correction:  Next Keynian Keynesian president....

(when Krugman had his untouched prostate ejaculation)

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 00:08 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Can't believe the video presented as a gaffe...its like deja vu all over again!!!

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 07:57 | Link to Comment negative rates
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Oh yea, he'll do great with that 3am wake up call. Probably order everyone back to sleep in order to fight another day.

Sun, 08/12/2012 - 09:36 | Link to Comment engineertheeconomy
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Looked like an expensive suit, what, $10,000?

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