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If only we had known all those years ago, we could have realized all of Mr. Moose's ping pong balls were actually vaporized investors' money recondensing . . . .
Funny but a lot of these pics just don't make any sense.
Try viewing through 3D glasses ;-)
or on Psylocibyn!
Excellent as usual Dr. Banzai - glad you're back! The place hasn't been quite the same since you've been gone! ;)
Thanks for the beautiful collage. The franken-Corzine / scarface work is particularly nice, I must say.
a legend you are wb. the only way i can get a good laugh at this.
epic humor from a refreshingly derranged mind. Suggestion: blankfien's face on Julia Childs with her pre cooked chickens all stting up in a row with various municipal (good meaning) heads put on those chickens as Ms Blank(not)Fine is preparing them for the oven... "Powdering Muppets before a Meal"
Sources: http://blogs.kqed.org/bayareabites/files/2009/08/juliachild1.jpg
http://tannerodell.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/julia-child-photographed-in-1970-on-the-set-of-her-famous-television-show.jpg
http://blog.bluewillowbookshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tvwg_julia_child-500x380.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8t39vPRHg1qe37wfo1_500.jpg
The possibilities for educational humor are endless! Oh the fun!
Bonzai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Corzine with the glove...I bet you can find a pic of him wearing Ferrgamo shoes too....lmao...you're great!...not great...brilliant!!
My spleen needed this.
Slide shows blow unless there's a view all option,
stick with the old format.
Ryan would make a good Mr. Moose with those goofy ears,
I bet he can wiggle them like an antelope
http://www.texemarrs.com/102009/zionist_jews_in_power.htm
It's all in the eyes:
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2101745_21021...
http://img.timeinc.net/time/2010/poy_2010/poy_mz/poy_cover_z_1215.jpg
I only do the slide shows when there are too many images to fit in one post.
NOW THAT WAS SUM FUNNY SHIT
outfuckingstanding
thisisnotgoingtoendwell.
There's such a thing as "Cat's Pee On A Gooseberry Bush" white wine from New Zealand. Screw Top.
it all fits in :
1° GS does not get investigated. Official announcement by regulatory board.
2° Corzine is off the hook. This way nobody is jealous, as GS was precedent!
3° Corzine joins the buddy buddy HF club.
The squid squirts the world with its deadly ink!
Apparently he is being treated as a pariah by his pals in the Hamptons, not because he is a thief or a grossly negligent moron of a former CEO, but because he has no clients to fleece.
Muppeteer’s only ass-ociate with other Muppeteers
+wb7,ZH
And the former friends can not afford to be seen with Corzine or they might loose their clients too!
Let him open a hedge fund. Money doesn't care under which name the guy is operating next. The old clients will pay him visits, I'm sure.
Former MF client dropping in for a visit to Corzine's new offices:
Client: Hey Jonny ... how are you? So you're back in business, huh? Nice office there, Jonny? So what about the money that you can't find, Jonny? That was my money, Jonny and you know that. I'm sure with this new firm of yours, you will be able to pay me back by Friday, right? Over here's Marty. The guy follows me around everywhere. Marty, say "hi" to our friend, Jon
.. sounds of finger cracking in the background
Marty: Hi (grumbling like a true 300 lbs gorilla)
Client: Anyway, Jonny. It was good to see you again and I wish you well. Marty will come on Friday to pick up my money. I found a new adviser, Jonny. With you being out of sight and out of business and all. Maybe, I'll come back if you got established. LOL. Well, maybe is a bit too optimistic. Bye, Jonny.
John walks into Amaganset Country Club wearing a used car salesman jacket he loaned from Opheilia, his new prostitute freind -
Todd, Harry, Andrew, Philip.
I realise this looks completely awful
but I just wanted to assure you,
my friends, that I am completely innocent.
I'm going to fight this.
Someone is out to get me and I know who.
The important thing is
that I can rely on you,
my friends, as character witnesses.
I'm going to be defending myself
and I wondered
if you could see your way clear
to perhaps advance me
a small loan until the hearing.
Frankly, Corzine,
and I think I speak for all of us,
I think it shows incredibly bad taste
for you to embarrass us like this.
Now we know what you did when you took a few days off.
A most deserved pillory - you are bringing that word back - hadn't thought of it in years.
Thanks!
the fucking glove.
banzai you are a godamn genius.
One of your best ever, the OJ metaphor in particular.
I ask How did it all Fit?
http://thinkingaboot.blogspot.ca/2012/08/how-did-it-all-fit.html
WB7.....THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK! IT'S BEEN BOREING AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!
Thanks, I needed that.
Gizmo.. CACA!
OBAMANEY WILL SAVES US
Corzine is the symptom Obama is the DISEASE
Report: Cronyism, political donations likely behind Obama, Holder failure to charge any bankers after 2008 financial meltdown
corzine and obama are errand boys sent by NWO banking cartel grocery clerks to collect a bill
front men
dumbshit CEO's of wholly-owned NWO subsidiaries
one of these subsidaries is THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA LLC
the other one is And-It's-Gone Ultra Short-Term 40X Inverse Capital Muppet Fund NLC
just my 50 pieces of silver of course
He is the malignant tumor. Cut him off and another one will surface.
The only way to cut them out is via the politicians if the buck doesn't stop with obama and his DOJ it doeesn't stop anywhere
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ILqHSH4X_w&feature=related
this is relevant to my interests
ty good sir
economic endocrine system is in failure mode by design, no amount of cutting out of tumors will ever solve the problem
hear, hear
Bill.....when they finally draw and quarter Corzine save me the wishbone.
I want to mount the horns at the entrance to my compound as a reminder to visitors.
Corzine the Muppet Slayer
fleecing the cattle is ok with his god.
Theme song from Captain Kangaroo
My mother's hands are gentle.
My father's hands are strong.
My teacher's hands are patient;
They taught me right from wrong.
Clap your hands to the music!
Do it all day long!
Busy hands are happy hands!
Hands that can't go wrong!
What door is your money behind?
CLASSIC TV - 1960s - Captain Kangaroo Show Open