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Thu, 08/16/2012 - 16:23 | 2712054 Heyoka Bianco
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If only we had known all those years ago, we could have realized all of Mr. Moose's ping pong balls were actually vaporized investors' money recondensing . . . .

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 14:20 | 2711447 rustymason
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Funny but a lot of these pics just don't make any sense.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 14:38 | 2711538 williambanzai7
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Try viewing through 3D glasses ;-)

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 14:45 | 2711571 WALLST8MY8BALL
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or on Psylocibyn!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 14:18 | 2711435 pd303
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Excellent as usual Dr. Banzai - glad you're back! The place hasn't been quite the same since you've been gone! ;)

Thanks for the beautiful collage. The franken-Corzine / scarface work is particularly nice, I must say.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 14:01 | 2711325 Meesohaawnee
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a legend you are wb. the only way i can get a good laugh at this.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:55 | 2711276 surfsup
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epic humor from a refreshingly derranged mind.   Suggestion:   blankfien's face on Julia Childs with her pre cooked chickens all stting up in a row with various municipal (good meaning) heads put on those chickens as Ms Blank(not)Fine is preparing them for the oven...    "Powdering Muppets before a Meal"  

Sources:  http://blogs.kqed.org/bayareabites/files/2009/08/juliachild1.jpg

http://tannerodell.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/julia-child-photographed-in-1970-on-the-set-of-her-famous-television-show.jpg

http://blog.bluewillowbookshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tvwg_julia_child-500x380.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8t39vPRHg1qe37wfo1_500.jpg

The possibilities for educational humor are endless!     Oh the fun!

Bonzai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:31 | 2711172 JohnKozac
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Corzine with the glove...I bet you can find a pic of him wearing Ferrgamo shoes too....lmao...you're great!...not great...brilliant!!

My spleen needed this.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:19 | 2711131 trichotil
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Slide shows blow unless there's a view all option,

stick with the old format.

Ryan would make a good Mr. Moose with those goofy ears,

I bet he can wiggle them like an antelope

 

http://www.texemarrs.com/102009/zionist_jews_in_power.htm

 

It's all in the eyes:

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2101745_21021...

 

http://img.timeinc.net/time/2010/poy_2010/poy_mz/poy_cover_z_1215.jpg

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:24 | 2711146 williambanzai7
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I only do the slide shows when there are too many images to fit in one post.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:01 | 2711068 gookempucky
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NOW THAT WAS SUM FUNNY SHIT

outfuckingstanding

thisisnotgoingtoendwell.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:56 | 2711050 FranSix
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There's such a thing as "Cat's Pee On A Gooseberry Bush" white wine from New Zealand.  Screw Top.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:45 | 2711008 falak pema
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it all fits in :

1° GS does not get investigated. Official announcement by regulatory board.

2° Corzine is off the hook. This way nobody is jealous, as GS was precedent!

3° Corzine joins the buddy buddy HF club.

The squid squirts the world with its deadly ink! 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:52 | 2711033 williambanzai7
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Apparently he is being treated as a pariah by his pals in the Hamptons, not because he is a thief or a grossly negligent moron of a former CEO, but because he has no clients to fleece.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 15:37 | 2711845 ali-ali-al-qomfri
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Muppeteer’s only ass-ociate with other Muppeteers

 

 

 

+wb7,ZH

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:45 | 2711231 walküre
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And the former friends can not afford to be seen with Corzine or they might loose their clients too!

Let him open a hedge fund. Money doesn't care under which name the guy is operating next. The old clients will pay him visits, I'm sure.

Former MF client dropping in for a visit to Corzine's new offices:

Client: Hey Jonny ... how are you? So you're back in business, huh? Nice office there, Jonny? So what about the money that you can't find, Jonny? That was my money, Jonny and you know that. I'm sure with this new firm of yours, you will be able to pay me back by Friday, right? Over here's Marty. The guy follows me around everywhere. Marty, say "hi" to our friend, Jon

.. sounds of finger cracking in the background

Marty: Hi (grumbling like a true 300 lbs gorilla)

Client: Anyway, Jonny. It was good to see you again and I wish you well. Marty will come on Friday to pick up my money. I found a new adviser, Jonny. With you being out of sight and out of business and all. Maybe, I'll come back if you got established. LOL. Well, maybe is a bit too optimistic. Bye, Jonny.

 

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:28 | 2711164 WALLST8MY8BALL
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John walks into Amaganset Country Club wearing a used car salesman jacket he loaned from Opheilia, his new prostitute freind -

Todd, Harry, Andrew, Philip.             

 

I realise this looks completely awful

 

but I just wanted to assure you,                 

 

my friends, that I am completely innocent.                  

 

I'm going to fight this.

 

Someone is out to get me and I know who.                  

 

The important thing is

 

that I can rely on you,                 

 

my friends, as character witnesses.                  

 

I'm going to be defending myself                   

 

and I wondered

 

if you could see your way clear                  

 

to perhaps advance me

 

a small loan until the hearing.                   

 

Frankly, Corzine,

 

and I think I speak for all of us,                   

 

I think it shows incredibly bad taste

 

for you to embarrass us like this.

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:25 | 2710937 Nobody For President
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Now we know what you did when you took a few days off.

A most deserved pillory - you are bringing that word back - hadn't thought of it in years.

Thanks!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:22 | 2710924 bankruptcylawyer
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the fucking glove. 

banzai you are a godamn genius. 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:15 | 2710897 JohnFrodo
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One of your best ever, the OJ metaphor in particular.

I ask How did it all Fit?

http://thinkingaboot.blogspot.ca/2012/08/how-did-it-all-fit.html

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:12 | 2710890 BULLSHITARTIST
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WB7.....THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK! IT'S BEEN BOREING AROUND HERE!!!!!!!!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:05 | 2710862 michigan independant
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Thanks, I needed that.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:45 | 2710771 malikai
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Gizmo.. CACA!

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:26 | 2710667 diogeneslaertius
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OBAMANEY WILL SAVES US

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:22 | 2710926 diogeneslaertius
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corzine and obama are errand boys sent by NWO banking cartel grocery clerks to collect a bill

 

front men

 

dumbshit CEO's of wholly-owned NWO subsidiaries

 

one of these subsidaries is THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA LLC

 

the other one is And-It's-Gone Ultra Short-Term 40X Inverse Capital Muppet Fund NLC

 

just my 50 pieces of silver of course

 

 

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:54 | 2710814 williambanzai7
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He is the malignant tumor. Cut him off and another one will surface.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:58 | 2711056 LMAOLORI
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The only way to cut them out is via the politicians if the buck doesn't stop with obama and his DOJ it doeesn't stop anywhere

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:23 | 2710931 diogeneslaertius
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this is relevant to my interests

 

ty good sir

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:19 | 2710915 diogeneslaertius
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economic endocrine system is in failure mode by design, no amount of cutting out of tumors will ever solve the problem

 

hear, hear

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:24 | 2710654 Cognitive Dissonance
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Bill.....when they finally draw and quarter Corzine save me the wishbone.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 12:18 | 2710911 12ToothAssassin
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I want to mount the horns at the entrance to my compound as a reminder to visitors.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:19 | 2710620 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Corzine the Muppet Slayer

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 13:38 | 2711206 john39
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fleecing the cattle is ok with his god.

Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:57 | 2710516 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Theme song from Captain Kangaroo

 My mother's hands are gentle.
My father's hands are strong.
My teacher's hands are patient;
They taught me right from wrong.

Clap your hands to the music!
Do it all day long!
Busy hands are happy hands!
Hands that can't go wrong!
 


Thu, 08/16/2012 - 11:30 | 2710683 LMAOLORI
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What door is your money behind?

CLASSIC TV - 1960s - Captain Kangaroo Show Open

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