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Florida Town Buys 9-Ton Emergency TK-4 Tactical Vehicle to “Provide Residents Extra Protection During Hurricanes”

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Palm Beach Gardens Buys 9-Ton Emergency TK-4 Tactical Vehicle to "Provide Residents Extra Protection During Hurricanes"

What a way to pitch this new purchase by PB Gardens for a new "rescue/emergency/communications vehicle" while a hurricane is bearing down on Florida...

From the Palm Beach Post...

Weighing 9 tons and capable of withstanding 100-mph winds, a rescue/emergency/communications vehicle bought by the city for $175,000 is expected to provide residents with extra protection during hurricanes and other dangerous situations.
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“It’s a great city and regional tool. We used it on several emergency calls here and in other cities in north county,” said Mayor David Levy.
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The 20-foot-long All-Hazard Special Response Vehicle, also known as the TK-4, was used by Gardens police on a trial basis for about three weeks in July. Several other South Florida communities considering buying a TK-4 also used the vehicle, said Chris Light, president of Armored Solutions Inc., the Pittsfield, Mass.-based company that manufactures the vehicles.
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The TK-4 is now back in Pittsfield where company employees are adding a winch to lift trees and other heavy debris and a night camera. The vehicle should be delivered to Gardens just after Labor Day, Light said.

The article then goes on to say...

Up to 10 people can fit inside the vehicle. That will give Gardens flexibility in using the TK-4 to handle different emergencies from SWAT team emergencies to lifting fallen trees, Light said.

Like they are going to send this thing out to move a fallen tree.

Some additional features listed by the PB Post...

  • Equipped with winch to lift trees and other debris
  • Has 3-inch thick laminated glass windows
  • Withstands 100-mph winds
  • Travels up to 65 mph
  • Has search lights
  • Can withstand 50-caliber bullets
  • Has 20-year life expectancy

Interestingly, the Palm Beach Post left out some of the vehicles best features.

From Armored-Solutions.com

The ASI TK-4 is an armored SWAT vehicle designed to accommodate up to 10 tactical officers. With armor piercing protection, the TK-4 can maintain highway speed, and 4-wheel drive is standard equipment for use on unstable terrain.

TK-4 Features

  • The TK-4 roof hatch has armor piercing shield protection, and ASI’s exterior sniper gun port gives the team a clear view to any impending threat. A rotating turret has a 360° turning radius. The interior sniper step allows easy access to the roof.
  • The TK-4 is standard with ASI’s "outrigger" extended running boards that allow the tactical team additional solid footing while riding on the exterior of the vehicle.
  • All TK-4 front doors have the capability to lock open at a 90° angle as well as a 45° angle allowing the team shield coverage. ASI’s gap shield with armor piercing protection gives complete door coverage at all angles.

Some Additional STANDARD Features on the TK-4

  • The TK-4 emergency package includes a 200 watt siren PA system, front and rear Wig-Wag and front and rear alternating red and blue strobe lights.
  • Upgraded suspension and tires.
  • An after-market AC with an additional condenser is installed. This in conjunction with the TK-4 Insulated walls and ceiling helps keep interior climate control stabilized.
  • The TK-4 has 11 ASI machined exterior gun ports: 8 standard gun ports and 3 sniper gun ports with a 7” opening for sniper rifles.
  • The TK-4 360° protection includes the engine compartment, fire wall and fuel tank.

So there you have it. A perfect vehicle for rescuing kittens that are stuck in fallen trees during a hurricane...

You can check out the vehicles website here...

Love the guy at the top of their webpage...

I bet he loves kittens...

 

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Fri, 08/24/2012 - 11:12 | 2733918 Overfed
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"I wonder what that 9Ton vehicle would look like after it was rammed from the side with either a fire engine pumper or a stolen Brinks Truck (Guarda - in Florida) driven at 65 mph."

A little like this: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/179101/heat_armoured_car_robbery/

 

Apologies for the bullshit ad that you have to endure.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 23:38 | 2732632 Problem Is
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" I'ld mount a campaign to get the responsible "idiots" - tarred, feathered, hung, then fired."

Alright!

Just the excuse to break out the TK-4 and the SWAT team to go pummel Slightly Insane...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:46 | 2732406 Miss Expectations
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Sunny Point practices for terrorist threat

Though it was just a drill, base officials are not taking it lightly.

"The Port Defender exercise is designed to sharpen our security and readiness skills to ensure that we have the right installation security posture," Command Sgt. Maj. Felton L. Head said.

More than 200 people took part in the simulation in which an attack takes place on an American military installation, and it turns into a mass casualty situation.

http://www.wwaytv3.com/2012/08/23/sunny-point-practices-for-terrorist-th...

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:43 | 2732399 mademesmile
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That will give the blue hairs a heart attack!

 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:46 | 2732407 CH1
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Do these guys realize what a total fucking joke they are?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:36 | 2732366 SwingForce
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When these morons say they will "Ride it Out" only to cry like a baby when the real storm hits, screw them. I guess this protects the rescue personal, as they should be.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 06:25 | 2732968 TheFourthStooge-ing
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SwingForce, after chugging the kool-aid from a beer bong, rationalized:

I guess this protects the rescue personal, as they should be.

Riiiiiiight. I suppose eleven is also the magic number of gun ports needed to enable the "rescue personal" [sic] to divert and repel hurricanes.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 09:10 | 2733366 GeezerGeek
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The gun ports can be used to safely hand out dixie cups containing water in the aftermath of a hurricane. Andrew back in 1992 showed how quickly people run out of necessities like potable water. It would be better if the vehicle also had external AC power sockets and a wi-fi hotspot so survivors of a hurricane could plug in their laptops and go read ZH.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 20:35 | 2735953 mjcOH1
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Maybe a corn-syrup canon, to safely dispense the necessities at distance.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 07:55 | 2733121 ExpendableOne
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You say gunports, I say paddle ports!  Stroke, stroke, stroke....

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 22:50 | 2732550 booboo
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Fire and Rescue will NOT deploy ANY vehicles when winds exceed 50 MPH, fire trucks weigh as much as this turd with wheels so if you think this is about moving about during hurricanes and rescuing blue hairs I have a APC that fly's I'll sell you.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 12:34 | 2734197 NotApplicable
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That's what my first thought was. They won't go out anywhere (nor should they).

Local kids have had a National Guard leftover APC for a few years, yet sadly (for them), they've not used it once.

Then again, most of the younger cops here are too overweight to participate anyway.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:15 | 2732328 FeralSerf
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How many cup holders does it have?

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 06:34 | 2732975 phungus amungus
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Great for soccer moms!  Arnold Schwarzehooger wants one too, as well as Eric Holder-he doesn't want to drive it, just float above it.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:44 | 2732398 Big Corked Boots
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Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:41 | 2732396 kliguy38
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Holds ten average sized men and holds six dunkin donut eaters

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 12:27 | 2734188 Oh regional Indian
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*Clap Clap Clap*

Classic..... :-)

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:14 | 2732324 SubjectivObject
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Runflat tires, I suppose.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 22:09 | 2732446 Offthebeach
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In the movie " A Tree Grows In Brooklyn " the Irish cop character walks the beat with only a Billy club. Pre 1900. So in a era of no ID, near no gun laws, poverty to starvation and freezing, a cop was safe and could take people in with a glorified stick.
Now? Hello.
They ARE THE STANDING ARMY. They don't trust and are not trusted.
It's like the FedGov/State/Town blob can't exist with out debts and force.
As citizens real, true, personal and family economy degrades, the state grows and manifests in debts and internal cop/SS/KGB/ H

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 23:33 | 2732627 Problem Is
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That is a pretty good analysis from our serf point of you...

But keep in mind... There was a Rockefeller criminal oligarchy ruling elite then... and there is a Rockefeller criminal oligarchy ruling elite now...

The serfs won't be free until the last oligarch is strangled with the entrails of the last bankster...

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 06:29 | 2732971 Ace Ventura
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+1 Quadrillion. Trillion is so 2011.

P.S. Let's not stop with the Rockafellaz. They're but one of the demonic branches of the oligarchy you mentioned. Oh, and let's also make sure their vast gaggle of willing enablers in all levels of gubment are likewise handled.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:14 | 2732322 apberusdisvet
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Every ghetto should own at least one.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:07 | 2732305 Piranhanoia
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Turn the nice turtle the other way and it blows into the swamp

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:06 | 2732304 Yes_Questions
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Go Away, Batin'!!

 

Said the mayor of Palm Beach Gardens. 

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 22:03 | 2732438 JustAnotherHack
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LOL.  Am I the only one who got this?  Hilarious.  "Welcome to Costco . . . I love you."

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:02 | 2732285 moonstears
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Palm Beach Gardens PD...Fuck Yeah! Old folks down in FL must be crazier and stronger than previous retirees...damned GMOs, man!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 03:30 | 2732866 CompassionateFascist
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It's the Holocaust Survivors. They never die. And there are more of them every year.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:56 | 2732280 Tango in the Blight
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It looks like one of those vehicles from Damnation Alley.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnation_Alley_%28film%29

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:13 | 2732317 Stoploss
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Our little city has the exact same vehicle, went and toured it with the cub scouts.

It is not for hurricanes, it is built specifically for riot control, able to drive down streets firing from all angles simultaneously.

It is bullet, fire and bomb resistant.

Power train is the weak link apparently. Im sure we will be seeing them on the roads in the not too distant future. And running from them.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 12:40 | 2734220 Metalredneck
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One EMP hit, and she's a sitting duck.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 19:47 | 2735868 cbxer55
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OH! I'd wager it's EMP hardened. The EMP Commission report stated that most of our vehicles would still operate after an event, especially if they were not running when it happened. Those that were running, shut them off and they would resume operation after re-starting.

But with no electricity, the pumps at the gas stations will not work, so it's a moot point.

For some reason, aircraft are far more susceptible. Probably all of that fly-by-wire crap. One second after, 3,000 smoking holes in the U.S. top soil.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 23:41 | 2736226 my puppy for prez
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And there won't be ANY plane debris in those holes....just like 9/11.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:56 | 2732279 max2205
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Does it have a hot tub?

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:55 | 2732275 Winston Churchill
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Gives you that warm feeling in your chest.

Oh wait,thats bleeding

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 22:42 | 2732537 Van Halen
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Hysterical!

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:53 | 2732269 Cloud9.5
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RNC might have something to do with the concentration of fire power.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:52 | 2732268 Overfed
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Freedom delivery vehicle! /s

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:08 | 2732165 SaveTheBales
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$175,000?  They'll be all over town in no time.  (I live in Oil Country).  Everyone that's anyone will have at least 3, on the principle that if they're good enough for FEMA (they rescue people, right?) they're good enough for me.  /sarc

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 21:56 | 2732428 NoClueSneaker
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I'm sure they provided some xtras - plows for fast harvesting the work of tactical officers . First u kill them then you dig them .

Bosnia in Florida . Work in progress.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 22:59 | 2732573 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I'm sure they provided some xtras

Its custom military-style suspension comes equipped with oversized, heavy duty tax absorbers.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 11:44 | 2734046 viahj
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high flow tax injectors

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 23:35 | 2732616 Manthong
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Every one in the decision chain for that purchase needs to be fired. 

They should put that insult to their citizens on the front page of their "Environment of Excellence" web page if they are so freaking proud of it.

http://www.pbgfl.com/

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:44 | 2732241 sadmamapatriot
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Shoot, I wish I could get one but I am still working on the bunker. Could be right handy, I tell you.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 20:00 | 2732150 DavosSherman
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Looks like it'll float in a flood too.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 19:59 | 2732148 cbxer55
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Next thing to happen after you spot this contraption, you wake up in a FEMA camp. If you wake up at all.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 05:03 | 2732928 Offthebeach
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The country is the camp
FEMA camps are just for secure interrogation/ informant debrief centers. Even the Nazis/KGB let the Jew/others stew like free range cattle until round- up time.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 03:26 | 2732863 CompassionateFascist
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No, it's an interesting tactical problem. That's all. A half-dozen Patriots with nothing more than M1As/ARs, a few cocktails and some fire discipline could take it out: shoot out the tires and windows, then warm up the crew.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 07:52 | 2733108 ExpendableOne
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Rickety wooden bridge over 10 foot deep pit.

Fri, 08/24/2012 - 10:59 | 2733867 Overfed
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Tiger trap.

Thu, 08/23/2012 - 19:53 | 2732135 DeadOnArrival
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Made in the USA...hoorah!

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