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I remember watching Neil Armstrong land on the Moon...And I remember the days when our national heroes looked like this...
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And not like this...
or this...
or this...
Yet here we are...
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Rest in Peace Neil Armstrong...
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CCCP is landing on moon in 1964, but no one is believe. Boris tell you Soviet lie is make laugh. Get used to it when is every day! Now Amerikan is learn to laugh?
3 kids canoeing the fulton chain of lakes
sitting around the fire
with a cheap little radio
looking up at the moon
prime time ...
Sounds like you have some great memories stored up Mt Paul. Upstate New York is beautiful...
Boris father in Leningrad is mining coal
sitting around fire in stove to keep warm
with illegal radio
father is come home drunk, smash radio and beat mama first and then Boris
Very nice, Thanks Billy! RIP Neil Armstrong.
So... Neil Armstrong & Lance Armstrong in the headlines the same week...
Huh, one did not walk the moon and the other never won a bike race.
hmm..
<=== Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon on 7/20/69
<=== It was a hoax
I saw that bitch at a Burger King on the night he was SUPPOSEDLY hoofin it all over the moon! Big fibber.
Watched the moon landing in NY and later that year met Mr. Armstrong at a night club in Bangkok. Shook his hand and got his autograph.
Met Buzz in casino in Las Vegas in 1995, ask about hoax and Buzz take drunken swing, punch cocktail girl. Boris is warned by Secret Service to keep quiet.
had that Manchurian Candidate glazed eye look?
Boris is visit Bangkok is favorite to eat noodles and glazed duck. Can look for Chinese restaraunt, but is not to have glazed eye. Is sure Manchurian Epicure?
Bangkok long way trip for "noodles and duck". You telling truth? Or is noodles and duck -- metaphor again?
1994 Russian Passport is to ban, so is must enter Amerika in Mexico. Thai Airport is cheapest flight but Boris is taking 5 day overlay. Massage, Tattoo, Duck and Noodle. Also have strong clear drink made for root plant.
Passport waste of time if have submarine.
Russian submarine not so safe. Boris is tour in Minsk.
I hope they revisit the soundstage where the moon landing "occured". I stopped believing that we landed on the moon when I developed rational thinking as a child. seriously-with the technology that was available back then we went 480000 miles round trip? It was nothing but a "mine's bigger" contest with the Red Menace.
Yep. You can't even put a satellite into orbit around the earth, seein' as how it is flat and all. /s
Gimmee a break. We landed on the moon. It happened. If it were faked, the Soviets would have been all over it like stink on shit.
BTW, RIP Neil.
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If anyone does, it will be the Chinese, because the "soundstage" is on the friggin' moon.
Perhaps someday you'll develop rational thinking as an adult.
I know about Birthers and Truthers etc, but what do they call you guys? Spacers?
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I think the term for them is Moon Rockheads.
or rational thinking, i know it is
blaspheme.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=BBJUyYuzivo&NR=1
How Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landings
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hmm?
It was a distraction from LBJ's War. Everytime there was a Vietnam problem, he had NASA "launch" another Apollo. #13 was an especially outstanding distraction -- even better than baseball.
Even Soviet is forget land war in asia when is see Apollo XIII, but is enjoy Baltimore win World Series. Russian is favorite in hockey, but baseball is cool, too.
Baltimore won the World Series in October... Not April...
But they beat... wait for it... wait for it... The REDS! ~ lol
Try explain baseball rules to Russian. Takes week.
Average Russian is not so happy for baseball programming, but Boris in hospital cannot change channel so is watching World Series. Learn to spit.
LOL
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It was Nixon's war by the time of Apollo 11.
Sorry, change that "he" to a "They". It will always be that rotton sonofabitch LBJ's War to me. I was draftable and knew that the whole fucking war thing was an awful hoax and the "Good Guys" were on the other side. I was prepared to become a Canadian if necessary.
FeralSerf said:
Understood. I'm certainly no fan of LBJ. At the time, I was too young to understand what was happening. I remember my grandma would get nervous whenever the TV news had coverage of Vietnam, because my uncle was over there.
You are correct in your assessment. Most Americans are not aware that, following the first world war, Ho Chi Minh, citing the US Declaration of Independence, petitioned US president Woodrow Wilson for help in replacing the occupational French government with a new nationalist government. His appeals were ignored by the western powers at Versailles. Following the second world war, he repeatedly petitioned US president Truman for support of Vietnamese independence, but never received a response.
The Vietnamese Declaration of Independence even cites principles from the US Declaration of Independence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proclamation_of_Independence_of_the_Democra...
The slow but steady spread of the realization that the US is not always the "Good Guys" may be what prompted the recent "global force for good" propaganda campaign of the US Navy.
JFK and LBJ's war. The Good Guys - there were no good guys. The other side were not good either. All politicians.
LBJ killed Kennedy because the money that LBJ could make off Vietnam was too damn good. He had a piece of everything in Texas including North American, Bell Helicopters, Johnson Fence Company, Brown & Root construction (aka Halliburton). All the base fencing and all the bases in SE Asia made lBJ money.
LBJ was not going to be JFK's running mate the next time around. LBJ was going to get indicted or given the chance to leave the ticket. RFK and others were on LBJ. The Kennedys got in bed with slimy people and got mega payback when they tried to screw them over.
LBJ was a tool of The Oligarchy that planned the Vietnam War. JFK was in the process of getting out of that quagmire. It wasn't JFK's war, according to L. Fletcher Prouty, who was there on the inside. Read his "JFK: The CIA, Vietnam and the Plot to Assassinate John F. Kennedy".
LBJ didn't have the means to kill JFK, but his puppeteers did and they did.
The other side was defending themselves against colonial superpowers that were invading, or in the case of the French occupying, their country. That makes them the "Good Guys" in this context.
"It wasn't JFK's war, ..."
But Bobbie had skin in that game, why he had to be aced as well. Sirhan**2 came out of the blue.
I've always wondered why.
- Ned
If Bobby had made Pres., and it looked like there was a good chance, there was a justified fear that there would have been a real investigation into JFK's murder. Bobbie wasn't a team player anymore than JFK was. And he was nastier to his enemies as well. And he didn't like Texans or the Allen brothers much.
The space race was framed with a political narrative from the beginning.
Space race is cover for Vietnam, but Vietnam is cover for exit Bretton Woods. Bretton Woods is cover for empty Fort Knox.
How Boris tell all this? Is Boris KGB? And where is Natasha?
Boris is custodial engineer. Is many Natasha, are you knowing surname?
Yes. Natasha Ura Vulakrap.
Comrade Boris Alatovkrap said:
Questioner reference did to Natasha Fatale. If it will be of helping, working do she for Fearless Leader.
Okay good the bye now.
They come back in man-size badmitton birdie.
Looks like red-hot thimble with parachute. Drop into ocean. Hit baby seal.
Everybody salute from Florida. Have big party. Go to disco. Listen to Jay Z.
It was 1969. You keep VHS recording, yes?
1989 Boris is get first VHS deck in apartment block, but is Betamax so cannot play tapes. No is having VHS in 1969. Now Boris is BlueRay and 70 inches of manly flat screen! Same apartment is very cramming up.
Cannot buy VHS at GUM in 1969? Unbelievable.
Can buy VHS but VHS is not fit in Beta. Too long but if turn is too short!
Moon Landing...
The biggest Hoax until 9/11.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8722567021561633304
You're an embarrassment to the site and the species.
Hilarious Onion Moon Landing 'original NASA tape' with lots of vulgar language:
'Can you believe it? We are on the f-cking moon!'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIkHLO93lCA
The moon landing hoax debate is fascinating ... for several decades, including 1969, the US government did have semi-secret state of the art movie studies in Laurel Canyon near Hollywood ... the same Laurel Canyon where many children of US military and intelligence agents - such as Jim Morrison and the Doors, Frank Zappa, The Mamas and the Papas and many others - were gathered for the CIA's programme of overnight inventing the 'hippie' movement to make sure the anti-war movement was sidetracked into drugs and hedonism and eccentric behaviour
Re Laurel Canyon and how all those 'great 60s music groups' in America were military and intelligence agency children, who often had little musical background, as well as the Moon Hoax arguments, the best expert is David McGowan
A really great but lengthy summary of the 'moon landings were a hoax' argument by David McGowan, 'Wagging the Moondoggie' - much better and more thorough than it sounds - starting here:
http://davesweb.cnchost.com/Apollo1.html