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HURRICANE ISAAC
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BANZAI7 WEATHER WATCH
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TAMPA BAY POLE DANCER
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TAMPA BAY POLE DANCER II

 

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Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:39 | 2742707 monad
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No banana republican shots? Peel the banana with your tongue, baby... thats it. Thats great. Now throat it, all the way down. Damn, you're good. Practice much?

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:39 | 2742720 williambanzai7
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I need newsfeed from the convention. There is a possibility there won't be one.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:23 | 2742680 Juan Wild
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Bernanke overcharging for watered-down drinks at the bar? Greenspan the bathroom attendant? I wonder what Mittens does in the VIP room....hmmmmm?

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 22:00 | 2742551 bilejones
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It seems that Isaac may hit New Orleans on the seventh anniversary of Katrina.

Katrina of course was Bush's fault.

Does that mean Isaac is Obama's?

If so, can we say, "Heck've a job, Brownie"?

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 22:52 | 2742633 New_Meat
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bj:

"Does that mean Isaac is Obama's?"

No, you idiot!  Cheney was out and Rummie lost the keys to the "Halliburton Hurricane Machine."  It got picked up by some kids out for a joy ride and they missed Tampa, dammit.

How could this be O's fault?  He can't drive anything but a clapped out old car in Mefa' MA while auditing HLS and accumulating tickets.

"Heck of a job, brownie?"  " `brownie' "???  Damn racist.

- Ned

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 22:00 | 2742543 monad
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Meanwhile, this demon is really becoming a god of a world: This is Kolab

You goddamn, dirty apes!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 21:19 | 2742452 Lost Wages
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Paul Ryan sure makes a purdy girl. *banjo music*

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 21:18 | 2742445 CompassionateFascist
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Romney is half state-socialist, half crony-capitalist. Same as Obama. And, unlike Obama, surrounded by warmongering, neo-con Zionists. Since more war means still more government I would, in a forced choice, vote for Obama. Since we have the NEITHER option, that is how I will vote. Too bad Ron Paul - in order to secure his son's so-called political future - sold out.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 21:42 | 2742506 Seize Mars
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Ron Paul didn't sell anything or anybody out. You can still vote for Ron Paul.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 21:39 | 2742500 ultraticum
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Gary Johnson is on the ballot. But most brainwashed Ameritards haven't heard of him. Just move on there, muppets.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 21:29 | 2742471 Gringo Viejo
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Jew haters rule! ZH, that is!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:28 | 2742694 FeralSerf
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Those aren't Jews.  They're lying, thieving, terrorist Zionist scum.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 20:44 | 2742359 Gringo Viejo
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Like it or not, you have to choose a side. Just like my parent's generation, "the greatest generation" (a term I used years before Tom Brokaw stumbled upon it), at times in history, people are subordinated to events. I'm 62, no illusions about the American political process. We alive today are to decide if the American Experiment of personal determination and responsibility, of God given unalienable rights is to continue, or to be abandoned. As a longtime Ron Paul supporter, I implore you, I BEG you, to cast your vote for Mitt Romney. It's all we have.

That being said, Bill, I've always admired your work. You take no prisoners. And neither did I.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:36 | 2742716 williambanzai7
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My parents are both of that generation and I consult with them constantly.

I don't see Romney as a solution at all. As much as I hate them both, I can only see things getting even worse with him in. One word....War. A spoiled rich kid draft dodger. Sound familiar?

Tue, 08/28/2012 - 02:04 | 2742837 monad
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"Why shouldn't I vote for these low EQ puppets? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot... now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' missionary duty in Paris, recruiting wine drinkers to their zionist cult. It'll be some kid from Southie... and he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from, by the son of the politicians who sent him there. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the Catholic Empire? I could be elected president."

 

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:32 | 2742706 garyw
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RMoney is no different than Obozo.  If we vote for Romney we could have the son of a bitch for 8 years. If we vote for Obozo we only have to deal with him for 4 years. Romney cannot win anyway without Ron Paul supporters and we all hate his guts. Looks like we will vote for Gary Johnson and maybe they will both lose. Or if not Obozo will have another 4 years. You Romney idiots should help us elect Gary Johnson. Or welcome to Serfdom and Socialism. Or maybe God will take us home on December 21st. 

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 21:30 | 2742468 Sathington Willougby
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Mitt Romney isn't fit to carry Ron Paul's jock.

The single party frenemies system you are so quick to subordinate to gave us this fake choice.  If you're going to give up your free will, don't beg me to, just cram it with walnuts panhandler.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 19:11 | 2742210 Joe Sixpack
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In the Mitt upside down on a pole pic- the bills should be Shekels, not Federal Reserve Notes.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:31 | 2742704 williambanzai7
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Scheckel and Jeckyl

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:24 | 2742110 shushup
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You disgust me banzai!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:30 | 2742697 williambanzai7
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Good, take your sling shorts, put them over your head and don't come back ever.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:16 | 2742090 rosiescenario
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WB, it must be difficult to select what to nail with so many targets offered....of coursethere are ones such as Aiken that do not even need any further ridicule having taken care of that issue themselves...

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:28 | 2742693 williambanzai7
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I did a bunch on Aiken. They are on my Flickr stream.

I have been thinking about him. I disagree with what he said about rape and I disagree with his view on abortion as well.

However, the other scumbags all threw him under the bus for political expedience. Even though they espouse the same views as him. Ryan in particular cosponsored a bill that included the controversial language about violent rape.

He is sticking to his guns in principle, and the rest are playing hypocrite chameleon. Pretending like they are friends to women.

So who is worse him or the chameleons?

They all belong in the same sewer and it will cost them the election.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 17:21 | 2741974 titty sprinkles
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Aaagghhhh... eye bleach, I need eye bleach!  http://eyebleach.com/

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 22:07 | 2742563 StychoKiller
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Stare at yer avatar for awhile! LOL

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 16:49 | 2741912 walküre
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WB, here's what I want to see. A picture that would truly express what the office of the President has become.

Take a picture of the cheapest and dirtiest street hooker and put Mi$$ens Romney's face on it.

He's the dirtiest and sleaziest political whore epidimized. Make Obama the black whore for all I care. They're both whores.

Without them stripping bare naked and giving head to Wall Street, neither is "elected" (haha, what a joke) to "serve" (another joke) in the White House.

In my most humble opinion there is NOTHING more DEGRADING for a MAN than asking other men for money so they can take up the "job" of getting them off.

To top it all off, the 2 WHORES are being celebrated at "conventions" by their fellow street workers before the people get to push a button or mark their X on which of the 2 WHORES they'd like to see more.

DISGUSTING.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 16:29 | 2741870 Stud Duck
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Cant wait to see how he treat the Dem in a few weeks, Good Job William, as alway! As alway we will listen for hours on the American Way but none of the speeches will dwell on the disaster we face this next year when the debt bomb hits,

Most of the delegate should of spent their money on food for the winter. My corn crop last year made 178 bushel per acre, made 6-7 bushel last week. I hope the insurance is going to be able to pay the differnece, just wonder where the federal boys are going to come up with the trillion dollar they are going to owe! 

Don;t know about most of you ZH people but this crop situation is really in the realm of drastic right now, you city deller may want to hedge on some food for next winter!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 23:36 | 2742715 FeralSerf
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Is it worth harvesting the 6-7 bushels?

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 16:51 | 2741920 walküre
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I hope the insurance is going to be able to pay the differnece

Jon Corzine will pay you personally!

Keep your corn and store it. Sell it when the prices are going into orbit as they will.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 16:32 | 2741880 williambanzai7
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You can count on it ;-)

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:59 | 2742185 nmewn
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I heard Charlie Crist (republican turned independent turned political whore) will be speaking there...you can't miss him, he's the orange skinned guy with the white hair.

Pretty sure dats raaaycis or sumpin...but whatever ;-)

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 22:45 | 2742621 New_Meat
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I'ma thinkin' that the "whore" was there all along.  Just was, how did they say it, ... ah yes ... "repressed."  That's the word.

- Ned

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 16:02 | 2741786 Shizzmoney
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Here's an idea for some GOP photoshops, Mr. Bonzai:

Protesters Dressed As Vaginas Greet GOP Delegates

 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 00:13 | 2759388 Uncle Remus
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That's just screaming for some FZ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ubBw3dE8Wc

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 15:12 | 2741593 irie1029
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frigging hillarious.... 

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 15:06 | 2741565 MrBoompi
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Too fucking funny WB!!!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 14:37 | 2741468 walküre
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Does anybody still care? Really?

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 15:07 | 2741566 OutLookingIn
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Apparently if you must ask, you don't!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 14:29 | 2741446 Uncle Remus
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Tilt

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 14:13 | 2741393 ReligiousAtheist1
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Priceless WB7

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 14:16 | 2741386 Dr. Engali
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Mittens getting blown away in the hurricane was hilarious; however, I have images burned in my mind now that I don't think will ever go away. I think you need to publish some visual combat girls to counteract that effect.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 16:39 | 2741887 williambanzai7
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PEAK MOON

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 19:16 | 2742222 BigJim
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Geishzilla?

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:55 | 2742173 nmewn
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Excellent Banzai.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 18:42 | 2742143 Dr. Engali
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Cool. ...Very cool. ... Thank you.

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 17:30 | 2741995 bank guy in Brussels
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Lovely ... with a spiritual quality

WB7 ... dissident master of artistic humour at times ... but connecting with something higher too

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 15:26 | 2741654 bank guy in Brussels
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Yes ... Banzai Visual Combat babes

The more they are undressed

The less we will be stressed

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 13:59 | 2741365 uncle_vito
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Cool photo of drone control center!

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 13:42 | 2741309 fourchan
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my drone looks good over the romneycane

Mon, 08/27/2012 - 13:40 | 2741306 williambanzai7
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