JaCKSoNHoLe 2012

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Benny's a twisted young lad
The toys that he played with were bad
When Ben wanted fun
He pulled out this gun
This weapon has driven him mad

The Limerick King



Ben is a heartless Red Queen
He uses a strange guilotine
When markets see red
It's "Off With Your Head"
With his death by inflation machine

The Limerick King


The spirit is moving in Ben
He's preaching on QE again
With a Keynesian glint
Each time he says "PRINT"
The hypnotized croud shouts "AMEN"

The Limerick King


Our financial alchemy reeks
The Ponzi is reaching new peaks
This Jackson Hole flyer
Just keeps going higher
With Keynesian printing techniques

The Limerick King


The prices for stocks are now fake
So Kleptos can stay on the take
The bubbles Ben's blowing
May keep markets growing
But sooner or later they'll break

The Limerick King




His QE is raising rich boats
While blowing-up Treasury Notes
This printing sensation
Is masking inflation
But now even furniture floats

The Limerick King



I'm hoping that Ben is in shape
He'll need to build speed to escape
A new QE flight
A Klepto's delight
The world he continues to rape

The Limerick King




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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 22:23 | 2748579 DeFeralCat
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Great stuff. Tough call but my favorite is Bernake blowing bubbles. Succint but complex it engages the viewer in an interactive way some of the others do not. This is great stuff today.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 22:06 | 2748551 OneTinSoldier66
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Awesome set! You and LK outdid yourselves.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 20:10 | 2748341 BlackholeDivestment
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(Rosemary's Baby) ...do you hear that BB, Biden is using chains again. 

(Chairsatan) ...hee hee, this little boy would grow up to be President if we could seal the black hole. Who's kid is it this time? 

(Rosemary's Baby) This one we manufactured. It has the DNA of two women, one male and we decided to splice in an actual squid and a vampire bat. 

(Chairsatan) Oh, that's explains the chains, hee hee. 

(Rosemary's Baby) Look on the floor, it's Guano, scared the crap out of him. I told Biden not to eat garlic before we raped this one. Um, I forgot, what is this child's name? 

(Chairsatan) John Q Public, hee hee.  

(Rosemary's Baby) Funny you should say that, we are making a vaccine from this new world order boy's DNA and under our Health Care Law everyone in America, and we are going for the U.N. WHO mandate too, they will be forced by law to take it, as soon as we make this boy sick with our new global pandemic Flu. 

(Chairsatan) Awesome, and we have accounts covered too, nobody will be able to buy sell or trade without the injection, hee hee hee. It's a hopium injection combo, hee hee. 

(Rosemary's Baby) Ha ha, yes, and Biden does not know it but this kid has AIDS and we just gave Biden the Glaxo Smith Kline flying pig Flu. 

(Chairsatan) That's so Georgia Guide Stone cold, Hee hee...

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 20:00 | 2748335 Blue Dog
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It's all really stupid. Bernanke is deliberately destroying the dollar. That's all you need to know.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 19:21 | 2748253 Lost Wages
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Great Chairsatan made me laugh demonically.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 19:48 | 2748307 SILVERGEDDON

Not a single photo spoof on Michael Jackson Bernanke singing that great Bee Gees song - " Staying Alive. "

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:49 | 2748180 nmewn
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Open caption...

"I'm a little disappointed Ben. I thought you had something bigger in mind for our first date."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:41 | 2748158 RealFinney
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DebtBrother: So you just throw the dead ones out here on the floor?

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 19:15 | 2748237 Stoploss
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Ben:   Heh, heh. So, is it true??

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:35 | 2748147 Cthonic
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"Come now Mr. President.  They aren't laughting at you. The Board would love to authorize another QE.  It's a timing thing."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:05 | 2748074 raiha
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Love the zombies and the MAP! The map will work when people say we never saw this coming. River of Liquidity is very Banyonesque

CAPTION.Michelle won't mind. I will be gentle. This is criteria for the Bilderberg initiation

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:00 | 2748055 cougar_w
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For some reason, I keep visualizing "The Great Jackson Cornholio"

The poor elites. They're gonna want to change their venue next time.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 21:12 | 2748457 Dr. Engali
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Hmmm.. Heh .. Heheh....heh. ... I am Cornholio .. I need TP for my bunghole.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:54 | 2748043 groundedkiwi
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Considering I have already got you by the balls Mr President lets take a sauna.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:47 | 2748020 Stud Duck
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Oh, Ben!!!!! I thought you knew that I don;t go for the kinky stuff!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:47 | 2748019 Stud Duck
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Oh, Ben!!!!! I thought you knew that I don;t go for the kinky stuff!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:02 | 2747904 Meesohaawnee
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im still waiting for my "PT Bernake. The Greatest Fraud on Earth"  .........awesome stuff

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:25 | 2747785 sansnobel
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Bravo Banzai and LK...Well done sirs!!!!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:28 | 2747754 Dr. Engali
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Wow! Fantastic job William. Hillarious as usual, and you are a genius  Limerick King. The two of you put together some really good work.

Thank you.


The Bernank:So ........Mr. president I have a few minutes between printings. What do you say we hit the Sauna together and provide each other with some liquidity. 

Obummer:  Hmmmmm..I don't know I've never done anything like that.

The Bernank:  Sure you have Mr. President...you've been fucking people over all your life.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:02 | 2747703 JohnFrodo
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Go long on the anti survalliance ball cap, short the survalliance society.


Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:12 | 2747677 Miles Kendig
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Somehow Obama - Bernanke reminds me of...


Great work William

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:44 | 2747614 williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:44 | 2747613 Fizzywig
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Hey WB7,

How about one with Chris Christie at the RNC?

A la an old Chris Farley sketch Matt Foley - Motivational Speaker at around 4:20 mark.

It's too easy.



Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:57 | 2747680 williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:24 | 2747783 Miles Kendig
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You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter - Katie  h/t

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:30 | 2747797 AldousHuxley
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greek finance minister now works part time for UPS due to government budget cuts into this salary?

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:34 | 2747562 monad
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One bank to rule them all,

More bling to bind them,

Sworn oaths don't work at all,

blackmail will remind them.

In the land of j-hole, where noone ever lies. 

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:28 | 2747548 walküre
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No caption needed. The pic says more than a thousand captions could.

The background is obviously edited but the pose of both men and their facial expressions. Remarkable. What's so funny guys? What's the smirk about? It's not sexual deviancy. That would be too simple. Something far more sinister had been the topic of their discussion. Gruesome, unfreakin' surreal and twisted.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:21 | 2747960 4horse
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bb bubble

caption    0    BBlack Male . . .  ?







Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:34 | 2747568 williambanzai7
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You're right, I had to do some serious work with what was happening by that door. But the expressions on their faces set the image up.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:02 | 2748060 Wakanda
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Ben - "I'll be done with you in a jiff - no sweat!"

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:07 | 2747723 Melin
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Caption: "See?  It'll flush easily."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:55 | 2747673 saturn
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Open caption

BB: "Do you think they know?"

Close caption

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:07 | 2747479 ThisIsBob
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Jackson arseholes.  Its a canape munch, and on your dime.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:05 | 2747472 Agent P
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Open Caption: "You wanna know the funniest part, Barry?  I only pulled out what I needed to win...I'll show you the whole thing if you get re-elected."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:43 | 2747382 q99x2
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Great set.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:40 | 2747371 trichotil
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"This place is a real shithole compared to Man's Country but any port in a storm!"



Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:28 | 2747336 NotApplicable
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Something about this page is causing the images to download with every comment post/refresh.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:20 | 2747302 gjp
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Fanastic stuff WB and LK!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:10 | 2747244 JamesBond
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que serra serra 



Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:10 | 2747241 Brother Sebastian
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Caption (Benny-boy to Obuma): 

"Would a little more stimulus put you in the mood, Barack?"


Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:24 | 2747318 NotApplicable
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"Now, Ben, as you should know, it's always a dildo, not my dildo."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:00 | 2747239 diogeneslaertius
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lol SAUNA SAM i always get an extra kick out of the little plays on terminology and etc. you do in the image names

truly such comedy is a feast for the spirit of a rapidly awakening culture

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:08 | 2747233 williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:52 | 2748188 11b40
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Reminds me of the old guideline I use for Martini's.

One is not enough, and three is too many.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:56 | 2747425 Nick the Greek
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The REAL Total Recall. Nice. Not this current Colin Farrel re-make crapolo!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:28 | 2747334 resurger
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Is this Visual Combat 3?

Love your art work WB7

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:12 | 2747262 ThirdWorldDude
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LMAO,  Miss Troika!!!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:10 | 2747243 diogeneslaertius
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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:58 | 2747435 12ToothAssassin
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Inflation of all kinds is unwelcome. Especially the third kind.

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