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JaCKSoNHoLe 2012

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Benny's a twisted young lad
The toys that he played with were bad
When Ben wanted fun
He pulled out this gun
This weapon has driven him mad

The Limerick King



Ben is a heartless Red Queen
He uses a strange guilotine
When markets see red
It's "Off With Your Head"
With his death by inflation machine

The Limerick King


The spirit is moving in Ben
He's preaching on QE again
With a Keynesian glint
Each time he says "PRINT"
The hypnotized croud shouts "AMEN"

The Limerick King


Our financial alchemy reeks
The Ponzi is reaching new peaks
This Jackson Hole flyer
Just keeps going higher
With Keynesian printing techniques

The Limerick King


The prices for stocks are now fake
So Kleptos can stay on the take
The bubbles Ben's blowing
May keep markets growing
But sooner or later they'll break

The Limerick King




His QE is raising rich boats
While blowing-up Treasury Notes
This printing sensation
Is masking inflation
But now even furniture floats

The Limerick King



I'm hoping that Ben is in shape
He'll need to build speed to escape
A new QE flight
A Klepto's delight
The world he continues to rape

The Limerick King





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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 22:23 | Link to Comment DeFeralCat
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Great stuff. Tough call but my favorite is Bernake blowing bubbles. Succint but complex it engages the viewer in an interactive way some of the others do not. This is great stuff today.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 22:06 | Link to Comment OneTinSoldier66
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Awesome set! You and LK outdid yourselves.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 20:10 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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(Rosemary's Baby) you hear that BB, Biden is using chains again. 

(Chairsatan) ...hee hee, this little boy would grow up to be President if we could seal the black hole. Who's kid is it this time? 

(Rosemary's Baby) This one we manufactured. It has the DNA of two women, one male and we decided to splice in an actual squid and a vampire bat. 

(Chairsatan) Oh, that's explains the chains, hee hee. 

(Rosemary's Baby) Look on the floor, it's Guano, scared the crap out of him. I told Biden not to eat garlic before we raped this one. Um, I forgot, what is this child's name? 

(Chairsatan) John Q Public, hee hee.  

(Rosemary's Baby) Funny you should say that, we are making a vaccine from this new world order boy's DNA and under our Health Care Law everyone in America, and we are going for the U.N. WHO mandate too, they will be forced by law to take it, as soon as we make this boy sick with our new global pandemic Flu. 

(Chairsatan) Awesome, and we have accounts covered too, nobody will be able to buy sell or trade without the injection, hee hee hee. It's a hopium injection combo, hee hee. 

(Rosemary's Baby) Ha ha, yes, and Biden does not know it but this kid has AIDS and we just gave Biden the Glaxo Smith Kline flying pig Flu. 

(Chairsatan) That's so Georgia Guide Stone cold, Hee hee...

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Blue Dog
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It's all really stupid. Bernanke is deliberately destroying the dollar. That's all you need to know.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 19:21 | Link to Comment Lost Wages
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Great Chairsatan made me laugh demonically.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 19:48 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON

Not a single photo spoof on Michael Jackson Bernanke singing that great Bee Gees song - " Staying Alive. "

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:49 | Link to Comment nmewn
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Open caption...

"I'm a little disappointed Ben. I thought you had something bigger in mind for our first date."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:41 | Link to Comment RealFinney
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DebtBrother: So you just throw the dead ones out here on the floor?

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 19:15 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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Ben:   Heh, heh. So, is it true??

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:35 | Link to Comment Cthonic
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"Come now Mr. President.  They aren't laughting at you. The Board would love to authorize another QE.  It's a timing thing."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:05 | Link to Comment raiha
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Love the zombies and the MAP! The map will work when people say we never saw this coming. River of Liquidity is very Banyonesque

CAPTION.Michelle won't mind. I will be gentle. This is criteria for the Bilderberg initiation

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:00 | Link to Comment cougar_w
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For some reason, I keep visualizing "The Great Jackson Cornholio"

The poor elites. They're gonna want to change their venue next time.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 21:12 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Hmmm.. Heh .. Heheh....heh. ... I am Cornholio .. I need TP for my bunghole.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:54 | Link to Comment groundedkiwi
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Considering I have already got you by the balls Mr President lets take a sauna.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Stud Duck
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Oh, Ben!!!!! I thought you knew that I don;t go for the kinky stuff!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:47 | Link to Comment Stud Duck
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Oh, Ben!!!!! I thought you knew that I don;t go for the kinky stuff!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:02 | Link to Comment Meesohaawnee
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im still waiting for my "PT Bernake. The Greatest Fraud on Earth"  .........awesome stuff

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:25 | Link to Comment sansnobel
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Bravo Banzai and LK...Well done sirs!!!!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:28 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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Wow! Fantastic job William. Hillarious as usual, and you are a genius  Limerick King. The two of you put together some really good work.

Thank you.


The Bernank:So ........Mr. president I have a few minutes between printings. What do you say we hit the Sauna together and provide each other with some liquidity. 

Obummer:  Hmmmmm..I don't know I've never done anything like that.

The Bernank:  Sure you have Mr.'ve been fucking people over all your life.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:02 | Link to Comment JohnFrodo
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Go long on the anti survalliance ball cap, short the survalliance society.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:12 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Somehow Obama - Bernanke reminds me of...

Great work William

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:44 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:44 | Link to Comment Fizzywig
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Hey WB7,

How about one with Chris Christie at the RNC?

A la an old Chris Farley sketch Matt Foley - Motivational Speaker at around 4:20 mark.

It's too easy.



Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:57 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:24 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter - Katie  h/t

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:30 | Link to Comment AldousHuxley
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greek finance minister now works part time for UPS due to government budget cuts into this salary?

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment monad
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One bank to rule them all,

More bling to bind them,

Sworn oaths don't work at all,

blackmail will remind them.

In the land of j-hole, where noone ever lies. 

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:28 | Link to Comment walküre
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No caption needed. The pic says more than a thousand captions could.

The background is obviously edited but the pose of both men and their facial expressions. Remarkable. What's so funny guys? What's the smirk about? It's not sexual deviancy. That would be too simple. Something far more sinister had been the topic of their discussion. Gruesome, unfreakin' surreal and twisted.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 17:21 | Link to Comment 4horse
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bb bubble

caption    0    BBlack Male . . .  ?



Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:34 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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You're right, I had to do some serious work with what was happening by that door. But the expressions on their faces set the image up.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:02 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Ben - "I'll be done with you in a jiff - no sweat!"

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment Melin
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Caption: "See?  It'll flush easily."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:55 | Link to Comment saturn
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Open caption

BB: "Do you think they know?"

Close caption

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:07 | Link to Comment ThisIsBob
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Jackson arseholes.  Its a canape munch, and on your dime.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Agent P
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Open Caption: "You wanna know the funniest part, Barry?  I only pulled out what I needed to win...I'll show you the whole thing if you get re-elected."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:47 | Link to Comment negative rates
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Man, i'm impressed!



Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:43 | Link to Comment q99x2
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Great set.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:40 | Link to Comment trichotil
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"This place is a real shithole compared to Man's Country but any port in a storm!"

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:28 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Something about this page is causing the images to download with every comment post/refresh.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:20 | Link to Comment gjp
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Fanastic stuff WB and LK!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:10 | Link to Comment JamesBond
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que serra serra 



Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:10 | Link to Comment Brother Sebastian
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Caption (Benny-boy to Obuma): 

"Would a little more stimulus put you in the mood, Barack?"


Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:24 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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"Now, Ben, as you should know, it's always a dildo, not my dildo."

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 15:00 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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lol SAUNA SAM i always get an extra kick out of the little plays on terminology and etc. you do in the image names

truly such comedy is a feast for the spirit of a rapidly awakening culture

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:08 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
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Wed, 08/29/2012 - 18:52 | Link to Comment 11b40
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Reminds me of the old guideline I use for Martini's.

One is not enough, and three is too many.

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:56 | Link to Comment Nick the Greek
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The REAL Total Recall. Nice. Not this current Colin Farrel re-make crapolo!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:28 | Link to Comment resurger
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Is this Visual Combat 3?

Love your art work WB7

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:12 | Link to Comment ThirdWorldDude
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LMAO,  Miss Troika!!!

Wed, 08/29/2012 - 14:10 | Link to Comment diogeneslaertius
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