BANZAI7 FOOD AND BEVERAGE WARNING!
While there is no exact constant in economics, the stability of gold’s purchasing power is unprecedented...
The ECB president brazenly “refused to answer questions” regarding Deutsche Bank during a closed-door meeting in the German parliament.
These two mental-midgets looked stressedSo this is the GOP's best?Their financial planIs kicking the canWith a double drop-kick to the chest
The Limerick King
What about the details of your plan, Mitt?
I mean the magic underwear and golden plates, etc.
And the fact that Jesus said if anyone says about my return here he is or there he is, don't believe him. Vultures.
IS AMERICA READY FOR A MORMON PRESIDENCY?
Will the American public accept tour groups being turned away from the White House 'cause they don't know the "secret Mormon handshake"?
Will the American public accept Mormons gallivanting around the White House in their weird-ass underwear and hairshirts?
Will the American public accept tourists being turned away from the Washington Monument 'cause they don't know the "secret Mormon handshake"?
Step 1: Get elected.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: Profit.
With apologies to the Underpants Gnomes.
This is my first post on ZH. Been a reader for a long time. All's I've got to say is that: BANZAI ROCKS!!!
Tnx, and welcome to Zero Hedge Town
I'd sign up for Zero Hedgetown but they're going to need to find a warmer location.
Zero Hedgetown Panama and I'm in.
I always thought it would be fun to be one of the Trailer Park Boys. Just watch out for Mr Lahey and flying piss jugs!!
Where even the trailer-park trash wear suits and dresses.
Suits and such from the Thrift Store (not that there is anything wrong with that).
..and where everyone has a long form birth certificate and several photo IDs.
I did not say they were official documents. Could be forged....
Welcome to fight club. Fight club rule #8... If this is your first night at fight club you have to fight..bitch
WB7... the tool with a photoshop tool... in mom's basement... you are an embarrassment to an otherwise professional website...
You are a butt-brain.
How dare you denegrate this website by calling it professional. Banzai's presence gives the site it's unique flavor,and he helps make this site the best site on the web in my humble opinion.
You are an embarrassment to your dog.
You are an embarrassment to your dog.
SmallerGovNow2 had to get rid of his cat. It kept trying to bury him.
yeah and that dog is the only one who will lick his balls any more.
Folks mocked DaVinci as well>>> :)
Speaking of Da Vinci, I once read this book by a douchetard neuroscientist, who described herself in her intro as a "child prodigy" -- and then went on to proclaim her ignorance of history by stating that John D. Rockefeller for helping to win World War II??? --- congressional investigations cited Rockefeller for illegally supplying the Nazis with oil through Spain and Switzerland --- and no, it was good and usable oil, not sabotaged, they were also cited for supplying IG Farben with stuff as well), and incorrectly claimed that Leonardo, like Michaelangelo, didn't marry nor have children.
It was illegal during that time for anyone of bastard birth, as well Leonardo (not Michaelangelo) to wed or beget children, although there exists circumstantial evidence, that Leonardo begat a child during his portraiture studies of women in an Italian village, to which he returned, 16 years and 9 months later, taking on an assistant, who his friends remarked bore a resemblance to the Master, although endless Gay art historians would mistakenly think it indicated homosexuality on Leonardo's part!
Just another Romney faux libertarian angry that the dog and pony show has turned into a mega farce.
Hey WB7: Can we get a workup of O's johnson in Chris Matthews' mouth? I think this would be a great lead in to his upcoming rivoting or penetrating interview with the POTUS. POTUS needs to tell this guy to stop cheerleading for him or folks are going to begin questioning his professional objectivity.
WB usually sticks to the Soros media network talking points, Koch bros, billiionaires, etc. Sure, you'lll get debt brother but not too much divergence, no clowning O's or Joe's gaffes or MSM worship of Obama.
divide by zero; and what do you get? infinite amounts of useless white noise. Bleah.
Everyone at this site realizes there's no qualitative difference between Soros and the other hedge fundsters, so kindly STFU, zero!
Yes, I am a Soros funded conspiracy. In fact, I am a walking Soros sponsored Think Tank. Who do you think taught him how to make his billions? He's with me now, under my parents back porch sipping Tokaji's on the rocks. Care to join us for some new investment ideas?
What all good Hungarians drink with goose liver pate...
Chris Matthews lost his mind and credibility a long time ago, but someone still pays him to be a "journalist", which is an insult to the clowning profession.
Hey, don't you know that Jesus (brother to Satan) is coming back to Utah and we've got to get our shite together?
Hey, you know if you move that "n" in Satan over a little bit, it spells "Santa" ???
I think we're overdue for some Obama cartoons. Just cause, ya know, since he's such a lying bankster shithead?
Disclaimer: calling for Obama cartoons does not in any way imply endoresment of bla bla bla
The Left/Right charade continues. WB makes the bullshit bearable.
WB is brilliant and topical -->RNC.
The DNC is next week folks...I for one can't wait!!
He's on deck. This week has been Mitts show.
Thanks mate. You didn't disappoint today with your prolific efforts!
As an aside, I watched Romney the other day and he was so blandly, telegenically convincing it looks like he will win the next election unless he does something silly like circumcise black babies with his teeth on stage. Plenty of money is pouring in from Israel, and the Obama back-lash crowd is just chomping at the bit to rid the man-of-colour at the polls.
There's really no difference between them, of course. Whether you're a covert monger of war for the MIC or an overt vendor of conflict for the MIC, the result is always the same: We send our teenagers to go and kill their teenagers for profit and prestiege and perhaps the masters who hold the pursestrings of power. Well, that's the usual plan, but I get the odd feeling that the Romney crowd are the sort of brain dead morons who believe they can survive a nuclear exchange, or even that armageddon is a desirable destination. That kind of scares me, and I don't scare easy.
I think Dr.Paul was the last chance for sanity and the kind of redemption that never materialised with Oblama. Amerka, you broke my heart. WB7, you go to great lengths to try to mend it with your humour.
At least Barry won the Nobel Peace Prize for....er....I forgot......
They put them in Cracker Jacks boxes these days...
remote control murder - there's an app for that!
You are right, with exceptions on matters which are matters of personal liberty and choice, the two of them are Keynsian bagmen for the same TPTB. Two sides of the same coin. The people holding the strings are billionaire pseudo libertarians.
Choice is an illusion as long as we continue to acquiesce to their binary interpretation of democracy.
For the next general election I've decided I will cast my vote via carrier-pigeon. It's trained like a predator drone to home in on the candidate target, and poo in the square box from great heights in the sky. I figure if it goes wrong, it'll still soil the voting paper or arbitrarly cast a vote. Mission accomplished.
To my friends in LA.
The Romnic Mormonic Rapture to capture the Presidency
Conventions sure are a blastfree will's a thing of the pastthe frenemy gameremains plenty inaneand out the ineffable is cast
Stuck in the impolitic wilderness?
Save yourself, leave the livestock behind.
Gary Johnson is going to lead the people out of the desert.
Speak softly and carry a big Johnson.
No toilet paper bitchez.
...hmm, a Muslim claiming to be a Christian Drag Queen Bride, a baptising the dead Hitler Mormon moron, and two Catholic boys waiting for a gunshot as Petrus Romanus rises. LMAO.
Now this is just call 911 plane weird. What is it, a 2012 Blue Moon err something? http://thewatchers.adorraeli.com/2012/08/31/once-blue-moon/
Haa haa haa. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3hHbpCdRt8
Banzai! Banzai! Banzia!
Wonder what Ann's secret name is?
RNC and GOP setting itself up for a collapsed tent.
"Ron Paul" will be on my ballot in November.
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