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ROMNEY RAPTURE
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MORMON END TIMES CHART

 

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CONVENTION HEADLINE

 

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CHRISTIE EATS
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THE GOP SHINING

 

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CONDOLEZZA BUSH

 

 

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GOP TAG TEAM
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These two mental-midgets looked stressed
So this is the GOP's best?
Their financial plan
Is kicking the can
With a double drop-kick to the chest

The Limerick King

 

LIBERTARIAN THEOCRAZY
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DELIVERANCE 2012
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GOP BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD

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GOP CIRCUS MAGAZINE

 

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Fri, 08/31/2012 - 05:39 | 2751794 Wakanda
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THe HaTeFuL DeD

STeeL Yo FaCe  or

STeaL Yo FiaT

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 03:08 | 2751683 williambanzai7
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EVERY WHICH WAY

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 22:15 | 2754437 monad
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A man has got to know his limitations.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 06:36 | 2751843 nmewn
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Right turn Clyde.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 05:05 | 2751775 old naughty
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"Go ahead, Take my wealth."

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 22:43 | 2751390 williambanzai7
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Profound words Dr Fraud...

SIGMUND FRAUD

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 05:38 | 2751796 Wakanda
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Sometimes a cigar is just a long, hot, black thing that one sucks on.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:45 | 2750779 Translator
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Someone seems to have some homoerotic fetishes, class envy and maybe a little penis envy all rolled into one.....

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 09:46 | 2752272 BrotherBroGo1
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Doubtful...just try to use ours more responsibly.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 08:09 | 2751945 shovelhead
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S'ok...

Welcome to ZH, anyway. 'Be all that you can be...' is the theme here.

Cheaper than therapy.

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:25 | 2753028 Wakanda
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cheaper and way more fun!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:30 | 2750748 dogfish
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This ad has ben paid for by the Obama campain

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 23:51 | 2751495 williambanzai7
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I believe you mean OBozo.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:45 | 2750781 12ToothAssassin
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Campaign

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:11 | 2750681 Money 4 Nothing
Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:03 | 2750666 ReligiousAtheist1
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Hahahahahaha another hit piece by WB7 that was some funny stuff

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:24 | 2750724 KK Tipton
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You can't fail to hit this target no matter where you aim!

http://www.salon.com/2012/08/14/ayn_rand_vs_the_pope/

Somebody post this linked image here:

ayn-ryan-lavey1.jpg (JPEG Image, 400 × 400 pixels) - http://bit.ly/NzJIuV

"there is no better place to find the moral case for capitalism and individualism than through Ayn Rand’s writings and works. - Paul Ryan"

"My religion is just Ayn Rand’s philosophy with ceremony and ritual added." - AntonLaVey - Founder of the Church Of Satan

 

Bonus quote:

"Objectivism, the philosophy of Ayn Rand, is an acknowledged source for some of the Satanic philosophy as outlined in The Satanic bible. - Anton LaVey"

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 10:41 | 2752614 g speed
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any belief system with out morality is satanic--period.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:49 | 2750635 williambanzai7
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Stanks the cereal junk dog is back from dog holiday...

STANKS THE CEREAL JUNK DOG

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 09:02 | 2752120 RedLegs
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Welcome back Stanks - he's tan, he's rested, he's ready !

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:36 | 2750606 I_Rowboat
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When do we get the planet to lord over? I want my own goddamn planet already!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:46 | 2750632 Element
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Got a Temple Pass?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:54 | 2750649 fourchan
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banzai gold once again!  did you shrink that christe pic down lol!!!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:45 | 2750627 williambanzai7
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Will you settle for a Greek Isle or an abandoned town out west?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:33 | 2753062 monoloco
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Isn't detroit still up for grabs?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:23 | 2750563 ptoemmes
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Great...as usual.

It's pretty much confimred that Clint Eastwood is the mystery speaker tonight.

Come on, WB7, Make Our Day.

Pete

PS

Clint could take aim at Mitt with his SW Model 29 44 Magnum.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:05 | 2750670 otto skorzeny
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if you watch real close you can see when Clint shits in his Depends. The repubs really are going after the youth vote if it's Clint-maybe he'll rumble in in some massive 3 mpg Dodge Ram with 4 fat suburban soccer dad biker wannabes on Harleys as outriders

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:26 | 2750574 williambanzai7
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Yet another disappointment :-(

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:42 | 2750620 Element
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Just a matter of time until they rope-in Brad Pitt for same.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:30 | 2750587 SmallerGovNow2
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"These two mental-midgets looked stressed"...

Really?  I guess it's because they don't just photoshop BS all day...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:36 | 2750603 williambanzai7
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Here have a deep sniff...

TAMPA BAY POLE DANCER

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 08:01 | 2751932 SmallerGovNow2
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WB7... the tool with a photoshop tool... in mom's basement...  you are an embarrassment to an otherwise professional website...

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 09:38 | 2752250 Rusty Diggins
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Hey SGN2, ya know it's break time (here at the fusion center), there is left over pizza from yesterdays persona modulus imitation seminar, I saved you a slice.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 08:29 | 2751980 williambanzai7
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SmallerGovNow2 a simpleton who speaks but does not see...The very busy self important idiot who spends his most valuable time leaving verbal excrement in spaces which he finds personally offensive due to his limited mental capacities.

Remember to shut the door on your way out douchebag. And don't come back.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 10:33 | 2752567 dontgoforit
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Certain cynicism has its use, but you propose anarchy.  Been tried - read Lord of the Flies.  And then there's bad taste and 'no taste.'  In the sewer doesn't make you better - it's makes you stink.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 08:22 | 2751963 williambanzai7
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SmallerGovNow2 a simpleton who speaks but does not see...

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 12:37 | 2753075 DollarMenu
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He is also a newbie - a week old and he knows all about everything.

After all, he is a professional with papers to prove it.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:19 | 2750542 monad
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Romney rapture: Pledge on the next 20 trillion congress approves 70 : 1, less campaign costs of $1 billion. Step on it (120x-x)! for (x,0 step -0.001) and put it out on the street. Borrow against it plus fees. Allen will cook.

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:14 | 2750535 dontgoforit
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WB7.  I've taken a turn for the better - your stuff is not so funny anymore. 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:02 | 2750664 Cortez the Killer
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Agreed.  William is getting more bitter and less relevant.

I think the shelf life on his humor has expired

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 14:11 | 2753385 silverserfer
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man, the lazy eyed bible thumpers are out in force today. Thump faster harder, faster! Defendy your boy mittens.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 14:21 | 2753412 Overfed
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You mean Book of Mormon thumpers. Or is it Pearl of Great Price? Meh.

BTW, WB7, the Magic Underwear was a nice touch. ROFL.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 07:29 | 2751896 cjbosk
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An interesting age indeed when we have a presidential candidate that is self made, worth gazillions, has a solid marriage, children/grandchildren...the American dream of sorts, not to sound like a cliche.  RP is not on the ticket people, move on please...you're wasting all of our precious time.

Then you have Billy-gook Banzai who snypes from under his parent's back porch the likes of the successful and the relevant.  I think it's time for Billy-gook to head back to Branson to make some money of his own.  He's clearly been drinking too much of his own Coolaide.  And to think ZH has a spot at the top of the page for this prick?  They need to fire their head of business development. 

http://www.shoji.com/

 

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 09:15 | 2752163 williambanzai7
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Try a little harder than the gook living under his Moms back porch. It doesn't work well with someone who left home before you dropped through the shoot and has kids older and more successful than you dipshit.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 06:07 | 2751827 BeetleBailey
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uh..........fuckin............WRONG!

WB has never been MORE relevant.

This confirms it about you Cortez: You have no sense of humor, which means.......YOU'RE A COMMIE!

Personally, my vote is for "None of the FUCKING ABOVE" - but if I was pushed into choosiing between the two doofuses on the ballot representing deeply flawed and hugely suspect "parties", I'd scream, swear and pull the lever for Romney.

...at least we KNOW what he is - not O'Cuntus, who we NOW know cannot run a single fucking thing, and spends money we don't have on stupid shit-projects that don't work. I can go on and on about O'Cuntus....fuck him. He had his turn at the wheel - move over douchebag....let a real motherfucker take over.

Banzai points out the futility of it all - that no matter whom is thrust upon us as a "leader" - they are puppet bankster assholes.

Well done WB...keep flinging the shit!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:11 | 2751722 Disenchanted
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oh look, another political party loyalist.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:10 | 2751718 williambanzai7
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Who gives a rats ass what you think.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:19 | 2750555 williambanzai7
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Try spinning a top and see if it keeps going ad infinitum...

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:42 | 2750619 diogeneslaertius
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i hear this colonel flick guy has the inside baseball on dirac sea navigation

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