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ROMNEY RAPTURE
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MORMON END TIMES CHART

 

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CONVENTION HEADLINE

 

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CHRISTIE EATS
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THE GOP SHINING

 

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CONDOLEZZA BUSH

 

 

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GOP TAG TEAM
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These two mental-midgets looked stressed
So this is the GOP's best?
Their financial plan
Is kicking the can
With a double drop-kick to the chest

The Limerick King

 

LIBERTARIAN THEOCRAZY
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DELIVERANCE 2012
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GOP BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD

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GOP CIRCUS MAGAZINE

 

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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:11 | 2750521 diogeneslaertius
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eschatologists gonna eschaton yo

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:09 | 2750516 williambanzai7
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BIG UTERUS

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 13:09 | 2753189 Kassandra
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Read that as Big Birther.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:06 | 2750506 stant
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new tennis shoes and koolaid for almost everyone. the rest go to the waco fema camp

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:40 | 2750614 diogeneslaertius
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kinda nailed it unfortunately

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:03 | 2750500 CompassionateFascist
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But why are all the stories about Nick Dixon?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:52 | 2750454 calgal
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I hate you William! My mascara and makeup are not completely ruined from laughing so hard.

omigod

hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:02 | 2750493 williambanzai7
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Use that waterproof makeup that Boehner uses.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:31 | 2750591 MillionDollarBoner_
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And while we are on the subject...

Its not "Bayner" or Bainer"

Its "Boner", fer crissake!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:58 | 2750478 Cognitive Dissonance
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Those who wear makeup and read Banzai7 should switch to Sharpies. :)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:52 | 2750450 monoloco
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We must prove that we are dutiful sheep, and vote to affirm the corporately owned neo-liberal duopoly. If we didn't, what kind of example would we be setting for our children?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:55 | 2750461 williambanzai7
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Well put, Stepford Borgs.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:43 | 2750624 diogeneslaertius
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"Stepford Borgs"

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:46 | 2750436 Uncle Remus
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I love the smell of burning clutch in the morning.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 13:06 | 2753178 Kassandra
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For a minute there I thought you said "burning crotch".

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 23:58 | 2759373 Uncle Remus
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Only on Sadie Hawkins Day.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:46 | 2750425 lasvegaspersona
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Obama's birth certifcate, as presented by the White House in April of 2011 is forged. All you Photoshop users know, or can know if you wish to review it. So one guy (Obama ) is hiding something big, the other guy is a successful biz guy. Hate him or envy him or be disgusted by his grandpa's polyamy but for fucks sake at least he is not a proven felon....as Obama will be the day the R's take the office (should they choose to persue it which they likley will not to 'preserve racial harmony'.

I get the cynacism and the whole ZH 'there is no hope the lizard lords control the world' thing. But for adults who will vote...Romney is better than Obama. And fuck you; I gave over a grand to RP so shut the pie hole. Real mature people (yes I have finally arrived at that dreaded place) know that you do not alway get to support YOUR candidate. Sometime the other faction of your coalition wins. This is one of those times for me. I support Club for Growth races. We do well and elect more good guys than ANYONE. But when a Tommy Thompson beats our guy (Wisconsin) we suck it up an support the guy so the cause of Liberty guys at least are on the top team.

Carry on with your we are doomed , theys republicrats and bow to the banking godz thingy....I'm done.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 15:03 | 2753519 silverserfer
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dude, you are one cranky ass BITCH. Its friday fuck off. Go home and pound a half rack and masturbate to your Brett Farve poster.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 06:08 | 2751821 BlackholeDivestment
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Two evils, and you are going to vote for one? Yeah riiight, yer all growds up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qileP4bAzek 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCOoPbA2Fc ...idiot! 

 http://bible.cc/1_peter/3-15.htm

http://bible.cc/2_timothy/1-8.htm

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:22 | 2751731 Disenchanted
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@lvp

 

Is that you Sheldon?

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:32 | 2750751 Gavrikon
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I'm not disgusted by his "grandpa's polyamy(sic)."  

That's one of his few GOOD points.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:02 | 2750492 Toolshed
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WOW!!! You are a complete idiot lasvegasdouchebag. I fixed your name for you btw. You are quite welcome.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:54 | 2750443 williambanzai7
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I assume you are from Vegas. How's the shit doing in Nevada. Did Wall Street do you fine? They are happy to do you again by asking you to vote for their new brand new horse.

Say hello to the new horse, the same as the old horse.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:59 | 2750486 WillyGroper
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"If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it."

- Mark Twain

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:47 | 2750437 Uncle Remus
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Uuuhhh, no.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:37 | 2750761 12ToothAssassin
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Arent all politicians at this level proven fellons sooner or later?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 05:38 | 2751795 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Arent all politicians at this level proven fellons sooner or later?

At this level, all politicians have left a long trail of their knives in the backs of those who trusted them.

To be president, you not only have to be willing to waterboard your own mother while delivering a speech on "family values", you must be able to do it with a straight face and convincing faux sincerity.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 05:46 | 2751803 williambanzai7
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To be President...

Nice

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:42 | 2750418 Heyoka Bianco
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So are the Mormons the ones who believed Xenu strapped them to volcanoes and dropped nuclear bombs on them, or that the Native Americans were the lost tribe of Isreal? Religion is so confusing.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:03 | 2750497 MillionDollarBoner_
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Whenever I think of Mormons, all I can see is Kelly McGillis's tits in that scene from "Witness"

Oh, hang on, that was Amish.

Still, brilliant tits !;o)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:13 | 2750530 Piranhanoia
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Kelly is married to a gay scientologurologist.  No tits for you.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:32 | 2750594 MillionDollarBoner_
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Sheesh!...What a waste...!

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:59 | 2750481 knukles
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The Mormons are the guys from Star Wars, silly

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 14:16 | 2753400 Overfed
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That was the original Battlestar Galactica! :-)

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:38 | 2750403 diogeneslaertius
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busobamaney will saves us

 

NWO PLUGIN HAS CRASHED: PLEASE REBOOT CIVILIZATION

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:43 | 2750420 williambanzai7
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Hes busy calling Bundesbank to get all the European Football channels.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:37 | 2750399 williambanzai7
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YOUNG MITT ROMNEY

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:00 | 2750330 williambanzai7
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WEIRD GOP SCIENCE

This science is simply insane
The monkey is clearly in pain
He feels like he's dyin'
He looks like Paul Ryan
Possessing a much larger brain

The Limerick King
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Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:11 | 2750290 williambanzai7
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A Message For Ron Paul Delegates...

SORRY SIGN

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 10:08 | 2752396 Mysteerious Roo...
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Without gettin' kissed.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 04:44 | 2751749 williambanzai7
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RON PAUL MATCHES

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:23 | 2750564 monoloco
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Did anyone see this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir5F5M8TQhk

After doing everything they could to marginalize Ron Paul, now the GOP shamelessly roles out this video at the convention in an attempt to appeal to his supporters by pretending they share his ideals. What a bunch of disgusting hypocrites.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 10:15 | 2752456 Mysteerious Roo...
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Gitcho filthy mittens offa my hanin' chad !!

 

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:28 | 2750579 diogeneslaertius
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ball game is rigged even at the district level

economy rigged

4th estate hijacked

government hijacked

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 17:28 | 2750743 KK Tipton
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Heeeeeere comes Communitarianism:

Living Outside The Dialectic: Niki Raapana talks to herself about communitarianism - http://bit.ly/OuJqSQ

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:15 | 2750307 Cognitive Dissonance
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Well.....just wait until the next election cycle. Then we'll get em'

<The entrenched system will always protect itself.>

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 15:37 | 2750400 diogeneslaertius
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the RP movement did a lot to crystallize a growing liberty culture both in the U.S. and abroad

this movement towards a free humanity will benefit from political traction created by the endeavor

indeed, resistance itself is victory

the larger cultural war is the real story i think - being aware of the fundamental decoupling from reality that has taken place etc.

 

not all RP people are delusional, I completely understand and agree with the sentiment of your comment and the implied analysis is sound

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 06:30 | 2751839 nmewn
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"the RP movement did a lot to crystallize a growing liberty culture both in the U.S. and abroad"

Gotta say it...wonderful observation.

Truth doesn't always win on our timeline but it always wins in the end.

Thu, 08/30/2012 - 16:17 | 2750546 williambanzai7
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His devout followers got hung out to dry and I don't consider his response adequate.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 07:17 | 2751829 Wakanda
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Does anyone who plays the game of controlling violence in a geographical area (government) deserve an adequate response?  I certainly would not expect one if I gave my energies in that direction.  The only people who seem to get fulfillment from devotion are folk who give themselves fully to their peaceful art(s).

Ron probably would have been murdered had he gotten anywhere near the levers and engines of power.  I'm grateful for his contributions, there are a lot more libertarian thinkers in my 'hood thanks to him and his crew.  Who can blame him for wanting to spend his last years away from the sewer?

But...it's time to move on

The Second American Revolution will grow from the inner to the outer, from the bottom to the top, from the roots to the crown.  It's unfolding now in a neighborhood near you!

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