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The Zero Hedge Daily Round Up #116 - 30/08/2012
There's most likely one Zero Hedge conspiracy theorist out there, who's looking into my family history right now, and has come to the conclusion that I'm a Luciferian Jew (can't forget the Jew part), who has serious connections with the Vatican church. It's true. I'm actually a statist vampire, personally Christened by the late Mr. Rothschild himself. Hahahahahaha, oh buddy. This is the Zero Hedge Daily Round Up.
1. 125 Harvard undergrads face plagarism probe. 2. US drought: underestimated. 3. Fortescue implodes: seeks $1.5 billion loan. 4. Wall street profits down. Wall street salary up. 5. Finland reject pooled funds. 6. U.S. Vehicle assemby rate, August decline 8%. 7. Rich feel the hurt. 8. Saving rates drop. 9. Morgan Stanley: German ratification of ESM only 60%.
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Keep dibs on Mom's basement.
Oh wait, your agent's on the phone. He says your mom accepted the offer on the house and you'll have to find new digs.
I suggest a new agent. Maybe he can get you a better booking.
Possibly at a police station.
I'm a friend of John Connor. Are you holding him here?
I'll be back...
The police station sounds nice. It suits the 'Occupy Wall Street' tattoo I decided to have imprinted onto my forehead, as a post-modern ironic statement against billboard advertising. "I once used a dildo in the shape of Obama's head and it was the most liberating thing ever."
Yep. That sounds like me.
Keep dibs on Mom's basement.
What kind of crap is this? I can't but detect a racist bias in all this colorful (the least I can say) post...and I think ZH and ZH readers deserve better!
haha, oh dear ;)