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THE GREAT QE CRASH
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QE CRASH

 

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Sun, 09/02/2012 - 12:23 | 2756290 Vendetta
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Those helicopters are not very realistic for Ben's airlift.  The CH-47D would be the choice.. the following article has pictures and even has video of how well the 'solution' QE has provided

http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/april2007/chinook1.html

 

Mon, 09/03/2012 - 04:15 | 2757234 williambanzai7
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Bear in mind that I was looking for stupid looking helicopters.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 11:56 | 2756260 Vendetta
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I thought they were at Jackson Ho

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 10:39 | 2756187 johnny the boy
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He looks so silly with that hockey helmet on (holding lit match)

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 02:41 | 2755912 pd303
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Love the 2nd photo of the Bernank with the goofy 'what happened' look, Dr. Banzai.

Not to get you to give away your trade secrets, but when do those expressions of his most often occur? When he's getting grilled by Dr. Paul or some other congresscritter?

 

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 08:07 | 2756040 Boris Alatovkrap
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accompaniment with gastro-intestinal flatitude.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 23:19 | 2755783 dexter_morgan
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hard to disagree with Tom Davis on the Bernank

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kpfQVygkSoI

 

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 20:20 | 2755618 ATG
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Marvelous literalism WB.

Well done...

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 17:15 | 2755427 ebworthen
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I think Ben realized the markets were so rabid that he could drop white leaflets with only a question mark on them instead of money and get the same result.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 14:43 | 2755254 Nachdenken
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OK wheres the money ?

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 09:56 | 2754853 Atlantis Consigliore
Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:48 | 2754729 FranSix
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Presenting Alan Szabo jr.

http://youtu.be/p3nNiUStTE0

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:26 | 2754720 diogeneslaertius
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cmon and hit me, before i lose my nerve

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:08 | 2754709 diogeneslaertius
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its an insane time to be alive

but its somehow worth it when you see other people awake and fearless, creating art like this, saying things that are true and the person has no one to back them up but reality itself (premium on that these days)

 

just getting to see brave people, knowing they exist, makes the touch-and-go nature of it all somehow totally worth it :)

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 13:19 | 2755131 Aquaman
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I agree whith everything you just said....except for when you called the photoshop, art.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:03 | 2754706 diogeneslaertius
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Colonel Flick is a lightning rod for awesome comments (shouldve anticipated that)

i gotta start coming back to these posts just to read the commentary

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 05:25 | 2754681 doubledutch
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More BREAKING (a disaster )

21:00   CNY     Chinese Manufacturing PMI 
49.20   expected 50.00   

prior 50.10 

 


Sat, 09/01/2012 - 03:24 | 2754648 The Alarmist
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You rat bastard ... you get my hopes up, only for me to find it is another one of your parodies.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 03:20 | 2754647 Revert_Back_to_...
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My boxes of government cheeze cost 5.98 now.  They used to be free.  What gives?!!

This is a test..this only a test.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbAldHsRa44

Nice slow soaking rains from hurricane Issac might revive soybean crops

Hedge accordingly bitchez

In da flow don't cha know

 

 

 

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 01:21 | 2754608 ReligiousAtheist1
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You've outdone yourself with this post Hilarious stuff

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 02:18 | 2754498 BlackholeDivestment
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2012's Silver Cup of Fornication Overflows the Market Whore of Babylon as Gold Spikes 

Gas is an All Time Record High Point During August

Europa is 11.3% Out of Work 

Real Wages Spike Down 

Outflows Abound 

Puts Are In The Works 

Morgan Stanley Is Rumored In The Morgue

Benny and the Jackson Assholes QE Copter Crashes 

U.S. Reaches $16,000,000,000,000 Debt Ceiling 

Japan's Fiscal Death Reaches 239% Debt to GDP 

The EU PIIGS Trough is Empty 

China's Communist Syndrome Hit's The Economic Black Hole 

Food Prices Spike 10% 

60% of U.S. is Striken With Drought 

A Hurricane Hit New Orleans 7 Years to the Day of Katrina 

A 7.9 Quake Hits The Philippines 

A Spectacular Solar Filament Eruption Happend 

There Is Global Record Heat

The Guy Who Took The Picture of An Astroknothead Holding a Masonic Apron Remembered On A Blue Moon

Bibi Yells At The U.S. Ambassador To Attack Iran 

Iran Doubles The Amount of Centrifuges and The Russian Declare Their Nuke Plant Is Running 

North Korea Advances It's Nuclear Ability 

The U.S. Navy Rushes Carriers To The Gulf 

Russians Pull Out of Syria With Their Arms Sales Gains

Syria Is Slaughtering It's Self With Help From The Usual Suspects 

Egypt Is a Muslim Brotherhood Of Destruction 

A Mormon and a Sitting Drag Queen Are Offered To Represent The Executive NDAA MCA Rule of Thumb 

Ebola Is On The Phone 

West Nile Virus Is Flying Death 

Hantavirus Is Killing Hikers 

...and if a Marine Complains About Corruption The SS, ''We Don't Pay Our Whore's'', Will Take You Away 

Haa haa, ho ho, hee hee, haa haa, and the Muppets Sing...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TgNCoVmziQ

 

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:01 | 2754705 diogeneslaertius
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no no no its all a conspiracy theory

the flickering box in the corner of the room even said so

if you see a bird hopping around in a tree it doesnt exist, you are making it up

XD

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:16 | 2754716 Disenchanted
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If I see a waddling, quacking duck, it's obvious that my eyes are lying and I'm really seeing the great American bald eagle.

 

boo-yah...

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 21:43 | 2754399 Arnold Ziffel
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The AP fact checkers have determined that Obama was not actually in the chair next to Clint.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 22:28 | 2754449 nmewn
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It was a great Trojan Horse wasn't it?

I've been laughing my ass off over it all day...I guess its time to let the cat out of the bag...on the one hand, O'Barry surrogates say that ole Clint is just a senile old fool talking to a chair...yet, it proves O'Barry's thin skin, narcissist that he is...he responded to some "senile old fool"...ROTFL!!!

http://thehill.com/blogs/twitter-room/other-news/246875-obama-tweets-chair-this-seats-taken

He needs to re-read Rule #5 in his stupid little handbook, he got played along with every best & brightest progressive intellectual he has.

Made my day ;-)

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 05:27 | 2754683 BeetleBailey
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Gee...why doesn't O'Cuntus run on his record?

If his "accomplishments" were so fucking good, why then, isn't this fuckwad out trumpeting them?

Because there are none..........

O'cuntus is a an EPIC FAILURE.....fuck off Barry....we're sick to death of hearing your lispy-fag voice anyway - douche.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 12:10 | 2756275 Vendetta
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I agree 100%.  However, I am also looking forward to the total failure Mitt will bring should he end up hanging out in WH.  Both parties work for the same team and that team doesn't include the non-money powerz ... like the average US citizen.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 05:37 | 2754688 williambanzai7
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He saved Wall Street, saved Guantanamo, saved the health insurance industry, invented Solar power, allowed NDAA to pass, revolutionized the drone doctrine, saved GM, saved Corzine....see he is a savior.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:00 | 2754704 diogeneslaertius
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he also killed bin laden as if he were kidney failure incarnate

 

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:13 | 2754674 Disenchanted
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nmewn said:

"Made my day ;-)"

 

Yes I can see that would be a big deal for a political party loyalist.

To me it seems like more useless chair shuffling on the Titanic.

 

See George Washington's Farewell Address on factions and parties...excerpt:

The alternate domination of one faction over another, sharpened by the spirit of revenge, natural to party dissension, which in different ages and countries has perpetrated the most horrid enormities, is itself a frightful despotism. But this leads at length to a more formal and permanent despotism. The disorders and miseries which result gradually incline the minds of men to seek security and repose in the absolute power of an individual; and sooner or later the chief of some prevailing faction, more able or more fortunate than his competitors, turns this disposition to the purposes of his own elevation, on the ruins of public liberty.

 

Without looking forward to an extremity of this kind (which nevertheless ought not to be entirely out of sight), the common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it.

 

It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms, kindles the animosity of one part against another, foments occasionally riot and insurrection. It opens the door to foreign influence and corruption, which finds a facilitated access to the government itself through the channels of party passions. Thus the policy and the will of one country are subjected to the policy and will of another.

 

But of course your party/faction's leader is always the 'good guy' ...right? It's always 'the other sides' fault...

Hmmm, seems like I saw an article about "The Other Side" somewhere very recently...where was that I wonder.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 07:52 | 2754764 nmewn
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It is as Banzai alludes to above.

First and foremost, Clint Eastwood is an actor. He presented a piece of performance art, not a political speech. Out of all the things of real substance that were spoken about, from taxation to deficits to debt to energy to the suffocating regulations encountered by small business to the values I know you and I both share...in all the speeches that came before or after...O'Barry chose to respond to an actor...talking to a chair...lol.

Was it the fact that the empty chair contained no substance at all (just as Clint's act implied) mocking O'Barry's rather large ego compared to his results or that O'Barry can't grasp reality and prefers his unicorns and the surreal to the real?

Now, you accuse me of being a "party loyalist".  The only truth in that statement is that one of the two major parties candidates will be the next president. Thats just a simple fact. Like many, I was a democrat at one time, so I don't know what loyalty winds up meaning when a party moves away from my principles.

I stand behind what I've said before dis...a new party or movement (or however you want to describe it) can only be built after O'Barry is removed from office...he is that dangerous in my view. He does not respect laws that have already passed through the legislative process (only the ones he agrees with) or the separation of church & state or of the supremacy of the individual over its government. His "You didn't build that" line stands on its own merit, as a testament to how this power mad man views us, "the little people"...thats you and me dis. You should have known this four years ago when he blabbered about "bitter clingers" in front of million dollar contributors...it was pretty clear to me then, just as the "you didn't build that" is now clear to everyone.

I've already announced I voted for Paul in the primary, that chapter is now over...O'Barry and his crazy uncle Joe have to go.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 08:47 | 2754798 Disenchanted
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Just vote for 'the other side' one more time. This time will be different and O'Romney and his crazy nephew Ryan will really change the most important things. /s

 

Sorry, but...That's what I heard in your reply. Whether Romney or Obama is selected won't mean squat, the status quo is once again safe. That's what really matters to the special interests who are the real powers in this country. We the People be damned.

 

To be honest I didn't listen to or watch any more of the (R) convention after the five minutes I viewed of the delegates roll call the other night. Nor do I plan to inhale any of the stench from the (D) convention when it happens. I've got better things to do than worry about which cult of personality has the highest poll numbers.

 

Good luck with your dream that a Romney(R), or 'the other side's' dream that an Obama(D), 'win' will be our salvation.

 

I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on your tv
I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you one and one makes three
I'm the cult of personality
Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi
I'm the cult of personality

~ Living Colour - Cult of Personality

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 09:09 | 2754821 nmewn
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You'll just have to trust me on what many on the "other sides" intentions are...its probably not what you think at all ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBPeBoK9E_g

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you

Frank Zappa

/////////////////////////////////////
And a chuckle...

http://bluecollarphilosophy.com/2012/08/obamas-this-seats-taken-tweet-photoshopped-with-clown-hair-picture/

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 09:05 | 2754817 Disenchanted
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When I say "most imortant things" I'm asking where is the (R) vs. (D) public debate on the entity(Fed Reserve) that controls this nation's money/economy and whose interests is the 'Fed' really beholden to, as I brought up in this post on another thread(regarding an Alan Greenspan speech in 2002):

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/can-it-happen-again-again#comment-2754692

 

This is the root issue(exactly who is in control of our money/currency/economy) of many of our other problems.

Instead I only hear about Chik-fil-A, Clint and the chair, and other similar, senseless diversions...

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 09:31 | 2754839 nmewn
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I can only say, the one who pushed the hardest for an audit and transparency at the Fed had a R next to his name, even though it should be an L...its just the way it is...and the ones pushing for a replacement to the current tax code (which would ultimately remove the fiscal need for the Fed) also have R's.

We'll soon see how many on the "other side" really believe in what they call "fairness" when the money supply for war AND welfare is at risk of drying up.

I'm saying they will scream themselves hoarse with righteous indignity at Granny cliff diving...but I could be wrong ;-)

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 00:04 | 2754547 williambanzai7
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That Chair is actually a well known Hollywood method actor. It appeared in numerous Mamet films. ;-)

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 22:25 | 2754448 divide_by_zero
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"mostly false" I believe they said.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 22:27 | 2754447 divide_by_zero
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Argh double post

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 22:26 | 2754446 divide_by_zero
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Fucking phone

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 21:23 | 2754371 Dr. Engali
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That's funny as hell Banzai. That look on Ben's face in that helmet cracks me up. It reminds me of the Dukakis in the tank picture.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 21:09 | 2754342 resurger
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LMAO

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 20:48 | 2754309 trichotil
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repost the road warrior chopper pics.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 20:13 | 2754237 liz pendens
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Ben's helicopter is like Christine.  Being too big to fail it rebuilds itself on command.  At the end it would appear totally crushed by the bulldozer that is reality, but a tiny piece would twitch...

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 20:11 | 2754232 Colonel Klink
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Die in a fire Ben!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 20:18 | 2754247 akak
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Being burned at the stake for high crimes and treason is a tradition too, Ben.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 19:59 | 2754211 honestann
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Don't worry predators, you can now appoint Paul Krugman as fed chairman.  He has a bigger, badder, faster helicopter than Ben.  Just ask him.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 20:29 | 2754267 WALLST8MY8BALL
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MANBERNKRUG!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 19:37 | 2754163 DaylightWastingTime
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helicopter went kerplunk? no worries, there's always the ever efficient USPS to make the delivery and save the day.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 19:10 | 2754103 Racer
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ha ha, the chairSATAN beheaded as well.... that's all that's left of him ha ha ha ha ha

Tis a shame that's not reality   :(

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 19:11 | 2754104 theXman
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LMAO!

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