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BREAKING NEWS: J-HoLe CoPTeR CRaSH...

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THE GREAT QE CRASH
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Moments later...

QE CRASH

 

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Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:57 | 2754077 matojo
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don´t you see they are spanish copters?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:48 | 2754054 HD
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Too bad the copter didn't land on Cramer...

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:44 | 2754045 YesWeKahn
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That would be wonderful if his hilicopter really crashes

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:34 | 2754028 Stud Duck
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Pilot to crew: "We are going down, been nice knowing ya boys"

Crew to pilot: "We have already jumped out, why are you still trying to land a aircraft that is doomed?"

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:32 | 2754025 silverserfer
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bernanke is americas equivilant of irans supreme leader

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 08:23 | 2754778 jelyfish
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Is capitalism a religion?  With money being its prayers. Perhaps more truth in your joke than my first knee-jerk reaction to it....hmm. 

 

(Original thought on capitalism not mine.  I can't remember where I found it.  )

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:26 | 2754019 Juan Wild
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oh no it survived

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 20:11 | 2754231 Jena
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but it's late and the wolves are hungry.  coyotes, too.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:11 | 2753991 Lost Wages
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Mr. Bean Bernanke.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:03 | 2753976 mjorden
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HE DIDN'T BUILD THAT ... 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 17:41 | 2753933 stant
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black heart down

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 05:56 | 2754701 diogeneslaertius
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Nice

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 17:38 | 2753927 Wakanda
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The QE choppers are grounded!  Does Daredevil Ben have another plan?  Blimps?

Well put WB7!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 17:35 | 2753922 slaughterer
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BB did what we any good central planner would do: defend his past actions.  But Banzai did much more...

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 17:35 | 2753921 Dkizzle49855
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Awesome.  I especially enjoyed the hockey helmet on Captain Fucktard.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:16 | 2754715 diogeneslaertius
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ben is a special needs central banker ^_^

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 16:54 | 2753818 DavosSherman
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Nice!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 16:30 | 2753764 Zero Govt
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hilarious Banzai  ;))

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 16:42 | 2753791 williambanzai7
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It reminds me of Sting Ray, Fireball XL5 and Team Holder ;-)

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 20:59 | 2754324 TheFourthStooge-ing
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It reminds me of Sting Ray, Fireball XL5 and Team Holder ;-)

Dunderbirds Are Go!

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:59 | 2754083 saturn
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Fig1 open caption?

"Concentrate, guys, concentrate!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 19:06 | 2754096 nmewn
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Flight of the Dumblebees?

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 19:12 | 2754110 saturn
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That would be Fig2 open catpion:

"Do not concentrate in one place, dumblebees!!!!!!!!!"

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 18:20 | 2754010 Jackfish
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I'm thinking the Mysterons and Captain Black.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 16:29 | 2753761 Cult of Criminality
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Pretty funny  William

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 23:46 | 2754528 Peter Pan
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If only Ben's helicopter had an ejector seat, things could have ended much more happily.

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 16:05 | 2753699 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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I remain partial to Mr. Keen's proposal, please just direct deposit into my checking account.

Sun, 09/02/2012 - 11:56 | 2756261 Hedgetard55
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As long as I get my check a few days before everyone else.

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 15:51 | 2753666 bank guy in Brussels
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Oh no, people in the US I know were waiting for that money drop!

They were thinking Ben Bernanke would do something like Steve Keen's proposal, do QE direct to ordinary citizens ... give them cash and light a fire under the economy that way!

But now it's all gone a cropper ... broken chopper in the hopper ...

Couldn't Ben B. maybe buy a used one out of the ads in the 'Chopper Shopper'?

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Another good chuckle from WB7 - 'Best Commentary on Bernanke's Speech' award today!

 

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 15:44 | 2753645 diogeneslaertius
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delightful

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 17:53 | 2753958 KK Tipton
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Hey diogenes, what was that quote you said a short while back about "the lie".

Something about knowing the lie destroys its power or something?

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 05:54 | 2754698 diogeneslaertius
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id love to find it for ya but i have no idea

i tend to write extemporaneously between bouts of work in the morning

 

was probably some corollary on  perception conditions existence maxim or etc about how observing a falsehood annihilates the super positions of "it", destroying it

 

was just trying to say that its possible to undo even massive profound evil and such by simply awakening enough people or orienting them towards reality - the way photons propagate as a single lit candle lights up a room

 

sorry i tend to just run my mouth and then i get too busy to ever come back to the ZH article i was writing in

 

but i stumbled back here somehow and thought id reply, cheers :)

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 11:08 | 2754912 KK Tipton
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Dammit!

It really was a worthy quote. Rephrased the idea in the simplest way.
Had a different but good flow to it.

 

EDIT: Found it....

"it is possible to annihilate a lie simply by becoming aware of it"

 

I cut and pasted it to a text file...the wrong one. Would have found it one of these years.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 06:15 | 2754711 diogeneslaertius
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i end up writing more on ZH than i put in my own articles for work most days lol

sad but true

 

but its great excercise and the articles that go up here are always this kick ass mix and very thought provoking- like george washingtons content and - well the entire ZH network really - Banzai is like some kind of miracle tho were so lucky to have even one artist who can do this

EVERY DAY new amazing stuff i dont know how he does it

 

 

and then you just know if you arent on the ball the community here will likely tear you to shreds so its good excercise coming here

and the commentary is often even better than the articles that get posted

really one of the top sites today imo

ZH does not fuck around

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 19:20 | 2754130 FEDbuster
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Without continued doses of QE, Obamney is going to have a hard time kicking the can down the road. Both Barry and Mittens will keep the Bernak as long as he keeps sucking up excess Federal debt.

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 05:56 | 2754700 diogeneslaertius
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gotta say i think celente nailed it and its 4 more years of Debt Brother From Planet 0

and totally, puppetA or puppetB, the bernank is gonna be kept around to bernank because he follows orders

Fri, 08/31/2012 - 20:08 | 2754228 The Watchman
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Bullish on Copter Companies..... Looks like we'll need more Copters.... Thanks Ben!!!!!!

Sat, 09/01/2012 - 12:25 | 2755046 Real Estate Geek
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William, you really rickrolled me.  I read that headline of yours and had a moment of sheer giddiness just imagining the possibilities of a helicopter crash there. Ben?  Jamie?  Lil' Timmy?  Dare I even hope--LLOYD?!?

 

It was a beautiful moment . . . while it lasted. <sigh>

 

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