The Zero Hedge Daily Round Up #117 - 31/08/2012

dottjt's picture

It probably crushes your little heart, that I defaced the one man you oh-so-love. “NO, Julius! Not that guy! He means everything to me!” But when it comes to Romney or Obama, any amount of defamation is perfectly fine and even acceptable. Fortunately for me, humor doesn't discriminate. All you need is an open mind. Anything else, and you're a sheep. This is the Zero Hedge Daily Round Up.

1. Ron Paul: Both parties Keynesian. I'm badass. 2. Euro unemployment diverges with U.S. employment. The stagflation beast. 3. Bernanke: Jackson Hole. 4. Housing prices: $3.2 trillion hurdle. 5. Bankia FOBR, says capital inject needed imminently. 6. European stock market takes acid. 7. Facebook shares at $18.

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Kataphraktos's picture

There are a number of people in the cafe staring at me as I continue chuckling like a madman at both the defacing of Cicero and your response to the lyrics.

shokdee's picture

Intro: Now, usually, I don't do this but uh....

Go head' on and break 'em off wit a lil' preview of the remix....


Now I'm not trynna be rude

But hey pretty girl I'm feelin' you

The way you do the things ya do

Reminds me of my Lexus coupe

That's why I'm all up in ya grill

Trynna get you to a hotel

You must be a football coach

The way you got me playin' da field


Hook: So baby gimme dat "Toot toot"

And lemme gi' ya that "Beep beep"

Runnin' her hands through my fro'

Bouncin' on twenty fo's

While they sayin' on the radio


Chorus: It's the remix to ignition

Hot and fresh out the kitchen

Mama rollin' that body

Got ev'ry man in here wishin'

Sippin' on coke and rum (rum)

I'm like so what I'm drunk (drunk)

It's the freakin' weekend

Baby I'm about to have me some fun (fun)

Bounce (10X)



Now it's like "Murda She Wrote"

Once I get cha out them clothes

Privacy is on the do'

But still they can hear ya screamin' mo'

Girl I'm feelin' whatchu feelin'

No more hopin' and wishin'

I'm about to take my key 'n'

Stick it in da ignition


Repeat Hook

Repeat Chorus


Crystal poppin'

In the stretch Navigata

We got food everywhere

As if the party was catered

We've got

Fellas to my left (left)

Hunnies on my right (right)

We bring 'em both togetha

We got drinkin' all night

Then afta the show

It's the afta party

And afta the party

It's the hotel lobby

Yeah, around about four

You gotta clear the lobby

Then take it to ya room and

Freak somebody


Can I get a "Toot toot"

Can I get a "Beep beep"

Runnin' her hands through my fro'

Bouncin' on twenty fo's

While they sayin' on the radio


Repeat Chorus(2 times)


Outro: Girl we off in this Jeep

Foggin' windows up

Blastin' the radio

In the back of my truck

Bouncin' up and down

Strokin' round and round

To the remix

We jus' thuggin' it out


- bounce bounce - bounce bounce - bounce



bounce - bounce bounce - bounce bounce -

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dottjt's picture

I have no clue what this has to do with anything, but I appreciate it. 

dottjt's picture

Human irrationality is the perfect solution to human irrationality. The never ending circle in human evolution, for better or for worse.