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FEDERAL RESERVE FIRE DEPARTMENT

 

FIREMAN TIM

My wife looks up from the newspaper with bewilderment at another story about people in the financial world or their lobbyists complaining about Wall Street Fire codes.

Four years ago, on an evening in March 2008, I received a call from Jimmy Con the CEO of Bear Stearns informing me that they had a giant toxic inferno in their building.

Bear Stearns was the smallest of the major Wall Street fire traps, but it was deeply entwined in financial markets and had the perfect mix of innovative flammables.

When the CEO of Bear Stearns called that night, it was not because I was his firm's supervisor or regulator, his mistress or his poker partner, but because I was then the head of the Federal Reserve Fire Department of New York, which serves as the volunteer fire department for Wall Street.

The financial fire regulations in the law at that moment were as tragically antiquated and weak as they are today. Neither the Fed, nor any other federal agency, has the necessary comprehensive fire code enforcement authority over Ponzi tinderboxes like Bear Stearns, hazardous waste operations like AIG, government-sponsored chemical waste dumps like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and financial arsonists like Goldman Sachs.

Fire Code Regulators such as myself did not have the mental bandwith they needed to oversee and impose prudent fire safety practices on large nonbank financial institutions. And they had no authority to extinguish fires at these firms, or bank holding companies. The fire safeguards on banks were much tougher than those applied to any other part of the financial waste origination and storage system, but even those provisions were not strong enough to prevent the mother of all blazing asset backed/derivative kahunas.

The failure to modernize the financial fire safety system sooner is the most important reason why this financial wildfire was more severe than any since the Great Depression, and why it has been so hard to extinguish the fires of the crisis. Our failure to implement safety reforms is why the crisis has caused gross domestic product to fall at an annual rate of 9% in the last quarter of 2008; why millions of Americans lost their jobs, homes, businesses and savings; why the housing market is still so far from recovery; and why our national debt has grown so significantly.

In order to calm the sheeple, President Obama asked Congress to create the appearance of fire reforms quickly, even though no one in office seems to know how to put the fires out and even if they did who would pay them to do so? Put simply, The Dodd-Frank Wall Street Fire Code Reform and TBTF Protection Act, signed into law by the president on July 21, 2010 is a flame retarded regulatory farce.

Four years after the financial wild fires began to unfold, some people seem to be suffering from amnesia about how close America is to complete financial conflagration under the outdated regulatory system we now have. May I say Lloyd, no small feat to deliver. 

My wife occasionally looks up from the newspaper with bewilderment while reading another story about the proliferating wild fires in the financial world and says: "WTF are you doing everyday numb nuts?"  

To this I confidently reply...absolutely nothing.

Tim Geithner

 

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Sat, 03/03/2012 - 01:46 | 2219237 Element
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Israel DEMANDS US Go To War On Iran If Sanctions 'Fail'

Israeli officials say that Binyamin Netanyahu is not happy with Obama's 'vague assertion' that all options are on the table in dealing with Iran. ... The two sides are attempting to agree a joint public statement to paper over the divide but talks will not be made easier by a deepening distrust in which the Israelis question Obama's commitment to confront Iran while the White House is frustrated by what it sees as political interference by Netanyahu to mobilise support for Israel's position in the US Congress.

 

Apparently Netanyahoo thinks he's the proper Commander in Chief and should be given full command of USA's 'defense'.

Why won't someone in the US Military literally bitch-slap this worthless little cocksucker during an open press conference and have Marines frog-march him through the streets while kicking his arse intermittently with great gusto, all the way back to the nearest airport, plus attach a giant placard to the skunks back, which says;

"Don't call us, we'll call you."

 

Come on USA!  Snap the fuck out of it!

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 02:47 | 2219290 mess nonster
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Don't worry, an attack on Iran cannot happen until all of the servants of God are sealed in their foreheads.

We just better hope God needs a whole lot more than He has already, that's all.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 13:29 | 2217123 ButIfNot
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Too bad it wasn't "financial firemen" responding on 9/11 instead of real firemen.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 13:26 | 2217110 battle axe
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Burn baby Burn...

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 14:34 | 2217353 Goldilocks
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The Trammps - Disco Inferno
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M (3:44)

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 13:29 | 2217125 sodbuster
Fri, 03/02/2012 - 13:21 | 2217089 swissaustrian
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FRB 451, always looking to burn your gold and silver in the futures market.

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 13:11 | 2217036 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Looks like we are about to get hosed - again!

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 14:33 | 2217352 Goldilocks
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It puts the lotion on it's skin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrwDFgEeFCE (0:06)

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 15:57 | 2217785 Cui Bono
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yes precious it gets the hose again... Maybe that's what T7777 meant the other day with the blowtorching....

Go ahead and try and unhear this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b28URAtaxeA&feature=related

Think I might go us this for the caption contest... CB

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 19:27 | 2218523 Goldilocks
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Taylor Swift - American Girl (Tom Petty cover) New single 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_ml9Jab2gk (4:12)

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 02:43 | 2219288 mess nonster
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Shes uncannily Pettyish

stream of consciousness...

My ol' man was born to rock

he's still tryin' t' beat the clock...

think of me what you will

I've gotta little space to fill

So let's get to the point

Let's roll another joint

Let's head on down the road

There's somewhere I've gotta go...

Sat, 03/03/2012 - 17:52 | 2220313 Goldilocks
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B T O, Rollin Down the Highway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlyhO3jHiHk (4:02)

Fri, 03/02/2012 - 13:58 | 2217229 Manthong
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But they don't have a clue what they are in for..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivKlZpwdOdQ

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