Does ZH have a new fem-bitch censor in charge of making sure no one ever has a good day????
Enquiring minds want to know. I may have to take my perversions elsewhere, or sue for triple the subscription price..., let me rephrase that last bit....
WB...I was going to use that National Lampoon BRILLIANT mag. cover as my avatar here - but I am glad you used it in a better way.
My tech repairman wants me to stop coming to ZH, as I keep spilling beverages in my bloody keyboard. He was here last night, and I showed him why. A complete child of the 60's, and radical, he laughed until he cried on several of your postings - then he got serious and left here worried that someone might come along and black bag you......
Several laptop brands have spill resistant keyboards with drain holes on the bottom. The old IBM (TM) PS2 keyboard had a membrane between the keys and the electronics.
I also worry about WB7. I am sure he has a harem of ninja babes watching over him in Mumbai ( ;-) )
The first photo looks like a promoted Nigerian 419 scammer working under Obama's uncle.
.....its his uncle's attorney who is currently handling the DUI case....
Always on topic ---- VO IST DAS TITTIES?
Does ZH have a new fem-bitch censor in charge of making sure no one ever has a good day????
Enquiring minds want to know. I may have to take my perversions elsewhere, or sue for triple the subscription price..., let me rephrase that last bit....
Not the dog. Sweet Jesus, William, the quality of mercy is not strained.
And the pooch is probably the last innocent in Euroland, even though he has some Border Collie in him.
Sic 'em Spot. Rip 'em a new nut sack.
Even Border Collies are innocent. Wicked smart, but still innocent.
I have met BCs with more smarts than their human "owner". They have looked at me and said "What is that idiot going to ask me to do next?"
Was half raised by an old rascal BC called Colonel, in honor of my Uncle's commanding officer.
Dog had more common sense than I did until I was eleven, if not forever;)
I lost my common sense at 11 and did not even realize it until I was 30. Dogs and cats ran circles around me for 2 decades.
Don't delude yourself...they still are
I agree, many days they do! Ultimately, I'm the one who fills everyone's bowls with food.
Just send that yadi guy a email with all my account info and login info.
I sure hope he gives me all that money....
The client sodomization department will surely be the last one downsized. That's got to be the safest job on earth.
No shit!
The image of the gun at the dog's head above, is painful for some of us animal lovers ... even as humour with no harm to animals actually intended.
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Pop hit by the Nigerian who several years back became a star by his ultimate classic song about the 419 scams:
'I go chop your dollar!' by Uzodinma Okpechi, hilarious:
"I go take your money disappear ... just a game ... You are the loser ... I am the winner!"
Complete with dancing girls -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1nKR3gYRY8
That's actually a famous cover shot from National Lampoon in the 1970s.
My brother had it... "Buy this magazine!", right?
"Tom, can you get me off the hook"
http://youtu.be/d30Y0n1nDH4?t=48s
Ill see that
and raise you the greatest scene in american cinema
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3w7BljLB-0&feature=related
WB...I was going to use that National Lampoon BRILLIANT mag. cover as my avatar here - but I am glad you used it in a better way.
My tech repairman wants me to stop coming to ZH, as I keep spilling beverages in my bloody keyboard. He was here last night, and I showed him why. A complete child of the 60's, and radical, he laughed until he cried on several of your postings - then he got serious and left here worried that someone might come along and black bag you......
Be safe my friend....
Several laptop brands have spill resistant keyboards with drain holes on the bottom. The old IBM (TM) PS2 keyboard had a membrane between the keys and the electronics.
I also worry about WB7. I am sure he has a harem of ninja babes watching over him in Mumbai ( ;-) )
Let us hope so...
In rare form tonight.. great work :D