This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

SuNDaY EVeNiNG PRiMeTiME WiTH BaNZai7 aND THe LiMeRiCK KiNG...

williambanzai7's picture




 

TROICLOPS
.

 

Troiclops has beaten the Greeks
They haven't opposed him for weeks
He's selling them out
To gain EU clout
He's one of the Kleptocrat's freaks

The Limerick King

 

 

 

INDIANA EURO
.

 

The bail-out is headed for trouble
The Troika keeps blowing the bubble
If it springs a leak
They're all up shit creek
Leaving one massive pile of rubble

The Limerick King

 

 

WAR

 

 

The war against women is here

The rebels are getting in gear

The Psy-Ops they're using

Are somewhat confusing

Do scrawny legs fill men with fear?

 

The Limerick King

 

Leg by Jolie

Rifle by Kalishnakov

 

 

.
RUSH LIMBAUGH'S WAR

 

.
BARF LIMPDOG
.

The girls have a hate on for Rush
His testes they would like to crush
To some he's a bore
But he started a war
This turd should be given a flush!

The Limierick King

 

THE LIAR KING
.

 

The King enjoys licking his nuts
While women are hating his guts
The King of Repugs
Should get some new drugs
Before saying women are sluts

 

The Limerick King

 

 

 

RASTKEYNESIAN MON

.


Bernanke-mon lookin' so high
Bad Man be makin' us die
Listen-up mon
Redemption be gone
Bloodclot - No Printer No Cry!

The Limerick King

 

- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 03:45 | 2246618 winter2012
winter2012's picture

THE DAY wore on, the life-blood Hermes Bags 2012 seemed to ebb away from Gucci Bags Ursula, and within the emptiness a heavy despair gathered. Her passion seemed to Hermes Outlet bleed to death, and there was nothing. She Hermes Birkin sat suspended in a Hermes Birkin 35 state of complete nullity, harder to bear than death.less something happens,' she said to herself, in the perfect lucidity Hermes Birkin 30 of final suffering, `I shall Hermes Kelly die. I am at the end of my line of life.'She sat Gucci Totes crushed and obliterated in a darkness that was the border of death. She realised how all her life she Hermes Wallets had been drawing nearer and nearer to this Gucci Backpack brink, where there was no beyond, from Hermes Bags Birkin which one had to leap like Sappho into the unknown. The knowledge of the imminence of death Hermes Bags Kelly was like a drug. Darkly, without thinking at all, she knew that she was near to death. She had travelled all her life along the line of fulfilment, and it was Gucci Duffle Bags nearly concluded. She knew all she had to know, she had experienced all she had to experience, she was fulfilled in a kind of Gucci Messenger Bags bitter ripeness, there remained only to fall from the tree into death. And one must fulfil one's development to the end, must carry the adventure to its Hermes Faux Crocodile conclusion. And the next step was over the border into death. So it was then! There was a certain peace in the knowledge.After Hermes Fish Stripe all, when one was fulfilled, one was happiest in falling into death, as a bitter fruit plunges in its ripeness downwards. Death is a great consummation, a Hermes Jypsiere consummating experience. It is a development from life. That we know, while we are yet living. What then need we think for further? One can Hermes Lindy never see beyond the consummation. It is enough that death is a great and conclusive experience. Why should we ask what comes after the Hermes Ostrich Stripe experience, when the experience is still unknown to us? Let us die, since the great experience is the one that follows now upon all the Hermes Picotin Herpicot rest, death, which is the next great crisis in front of which we have arrived. If we wait, if we baulk the issue, we do but hang Hermes Victoria about the gates in undignified uneasiness. There it is, in front of us, as in front of Sappho, the illimitable space. Thereinto goes the journey. Have we not the Gucci Shoulder Bags courage to go on with our journey, must we cry `I daren't'? On ahead we will go, into death, and whatever death may mean. If a man can see the next step to be taken, why should he fear the next but one? Why ask about the next but one? Of the next step we are certain. It is the step into death.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 00:30 | 2223238 Mr Lennon Hendrix
Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

The last one by the King reminded me of the song Bad Man by Murs.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 00:22 | 2223227 Pinch
Pinch's picture

Always a delight, WB

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 23:58 | 2223199 FreeNewEnergy
FreeNewEnergy's picture

I did an extra bong hit, made another 12-step Bloody Mary and rolled three cigarettes before viewing this.

 

Am I all right?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 00:23 | 2223230 kiwidor
kiwidor's picture

Yes

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 23:07 | 2223090 HD
HD's picture

WB7 always enjoy your work. I'm a Alberto Vargas fan - your photo "war against women" just introduced me to Bruce Minney. Thanks mate.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 01:20 | 2223294 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Awesome illustrator.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 23:07 | 2223060 sIewie the pi-rat
sIewie the pi-rat's picture

sandy the Fluke lookin' high
the girl/boy  makin' us die
Listen-up RUSH
Redemption be flucked
three grand for condoms - wee no Cry

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:17 | 2222986 fourchan
fourchan's picture

jekyll island was up stream, at the start of shits creek.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:13 | 2222978 non_anon
non_anon's picture

long live the late John Candy

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:00 | 2222954 Goldilocks
Goldilocks's picture

Up On Cripple Creek - The Band (The Band 5 of 10)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EisXJSsULGM (4:31)

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:10 | 2222975 nmewn
nmewn's picture

You're reading my mind..."a drunkards dream if I ever did see one"...lol.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:58 | 2222950 SmittyinLA
SmittyinLA's picture

Will you all please stop picking on the semi-young Georgetown co-ed?  She is an official team athletic supporter.  It's her job to service the champion Georgetown basketball team.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:58 | 2222949 Dollar Bill Hiccup
Dollar Bill Hiccup's picture

If Uncle Ben lit the spleef, we'd be a whole lot better off.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:49 | 2222938 Coldfire
Coldfire's picture

WB7/Limerick King Instant Classictm bonanza!

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:00 | 2222953 nmewn
nmewn's picture

Sandra Fluke is not what she appears to be...FYI...

http://www.jammiewf.com/2012/sandra-flukes-appearance-is-no-fluke/

And neither is the horseshit about appearing before Issa's Committie.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 02:00 | 2223292 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

The idiots sure played right into the trap. Look at what Obamas poll numbers have done since this war on women diversion started.

They should know better. But when it comes to sex religion and politics, they do not know better and this will dog them straight into November.

What a convenient and noisy diversion for the banksters benefit. Anyone seen that Robo Settlement yet?

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 07:38 | 2223463 nmewn
nmewn's picture

It's quite a diversion isn't it ;-)

First, O'Barry inserts the state into religion...instead of keeping them separate as intended and all sides happy...with the complete strawman of "coverage" under ObamaCare. Then, to tie a bow on the strawmans neck and create the illusion of him being the grand Compromiser in Chief, he announces the insurance companies will provide it "free".

Really?...free?...and everyone swallows that line of bullshit without question? The insurance companies good with all that? Surely they were consulted and said sure no problem Barry...we bounce checks to pharmacies and doctors all the time!

Where were the howls of indignation from all sides when he did this? They (he) attacked both the church, religious universities & hospitals and countless private insurance companies at one time. He doesn't have the authority to do any of this.

He's acting like he's a fucking king or some demented arsonist slashing and burning everything in sight.

 And then we have Nana Pelosi straining at her leash with Fluke.

In a purely cynical act born of poll driven desperation they decided they would screw around with the vetting process, timelines and schedules of any and all who appear to testify as "expert witnesses" and claim "gender bias"...ala..."where are all the women?"

http://campaign2012.washingtonexaminer.com/article/gop-dems-played-games-over-sandra-fluke/408036

Pretty standard bait & switch operation...and yes one side walked right into it as far as public relations go.

But the damage being done to contract law, individual rights and religious freedom is not going unnoticed in many quarters.

As far as Fluke, she's a pawn to them. They don't give a crap about her or her "activist cause"...if they can use her they will & did...and then they will throw her away like a used condom.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:46 | 2222928 nmewn
nmewn's picture

All I ask in life is to live in a country where I can attend the law school of my choice, have my parents pay 58k a year for this privelge and have birth control pills I could pick up at Walmart for nine bucks a month delivered "free" to my dorm room door.

That's all I ask.

And this chair...and that painting...and maybe...a dildo.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:31 | 2223022 Tijuana Donkey Show
Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

and a webcam..........

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:30 | 2223020 Heyoka Bianco
Heyoka Bianco's picture

Rush is a pile of shit, but he's right on this. Why should anybody be picking up a $3000 a year tab for anyone's birth control? It's not a war on women, and I'm surprised that any ZHers would come out on the side of more government misspending and social engineering.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 01:16 | 2223278 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Limbaugh has a pretty good chance of learning what happens when you call an unemployed law student a slut and a prostitute on the public airwaves.

You can push your metaphors with a public figure, but I doubt any court would find that a Private citizen becomes a public figure for defamation purposes, by testifying at one half a hearing.

This is what his lawyers told him and that is the only reason he made a retraction.

I believe in civility in public discourse. Imagine what would happen if every private citizen, private citizen not elected official, who speaks up has to worry about being treated like that on the public airwaves.

It's not the first or last time Limbaugh put his foot in his mouth.

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 00:01 | 2223193 Manthong
Manthong's picture

Rush might have missed it on this one..

"Idealogical Whore" seems more fitting.

"Students for Reproductive Rights" .. like there are any restrictions on her.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 23:55 | 2223185 patience...
patience...'s picture

Not so much for the gov, but rather against the offensive Rush Limpbone.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:43 | 2222920 tankster
tankster's picture

Separated at birth

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:25 | 2222898 JohnKozac
JohnKozac's picture

Rush did more to get Barry elected then anything Barry could have done by his commnets. Every woman I know said they are for sure voting for Barry just to spite the Repugnicans.

Q: Did Barry pay Rush to alientate every female Rep?

For me, they are all the same 'cept forPaul, the only straight shooter.....

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 06:39 | 2223426 dogbreath
dogbreath's picture

John,    So seriously ask the women you know if they consider themselves smart and or intelligent.  They do have the right to vote based on what ever criteria they like,  but iof that is how they make their choices its like voting for someone because their opponent wore a striped cravat and they strongly dislike striped cravats.    stupid bitchez.

You are probably right though that this is a huge plus for obummer.   head games full speed ahead.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:41 | 2223039 Clowns on Acid
Clowns on Acid's picture

She is a slut....

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:32 | 2222903 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

Ron Paul is the only one out there who says anything interesting to reflect on.

The rest are all bagmen.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:55 | 2222947 LasVegasDave
LasVegasDave's picture

Marek?  Hercules in America from National Lampoon?

Man that was some funny shit

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 20:52 | 2222828 DavosSherman
DavosSherman's picture

Nice!!!

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 20:20 | 2222786 doomandbloom
doomandbloom's picture

Troiclops...hilarious...!! 

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 20:26 | 2222791 williambanzai7
williambanzai7's picture

THE MIND OF BANZAI7

Mon, 03/05/2012 - 00:55 | 2223265 geekgrrl
geekgrrl's picture

They're apparently genetically related.

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:57 | 2223069 HD
HD's picture

Which is which?

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 22:26 | 2223014 EvlTheCat
EvlTheCat's picture

Jabba the liverspot

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:22 | 2222886 Don Birnam
Don Birnam's picture

WB7 -- Harryhausen himself would be frightened by the resemblance.

Well done...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 21:15 | 2222881 t0mmyBerg
t0mmyBerg's picture

Yep.  The one recapitulates the other all rightee...

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!