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OBSeRVaTioNS FRoM CRaTeR MeRKeL...
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Merkel is now in a hole
Or so says the last German poll
She's starting to crater
The voters all hater
The PIIGS debt has taken its toll
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A limerick for Das Bieber Frau
Her hair-do leaves people in awe
Although she looks fine
She still shouts out "Nein"
And may from the Euro withdraw
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Sewage is now flowing free
From PIIGS to the core of EZ
Forget Spanish pain
With Mario's drain
The Germans now drink Spanish pee
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This could be Draghis' last dance
The EU is on its last chance
Rajoy abhores him
And Merkel ignores him
While nations all shit in their pants
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I am the Great Cornholio and I predict:
Germany will -- without a shot fired or ever leaving her borders -- be the rightful owner and master of 2/3 of Europe by the year 2030.
Pick any 2/3 you want. And one of Merkel's cousins twice removed will be coronated. With a crown and throne and the entire thing. By a Lutheran Prelate! With support of the Pope!
The Great Cornholio has spoken!
Would love to see Draghi get bitchslapped
What did I tell you, Bill?
Unless you are giving it to the Yids, you wont get a rise out of your readers.
(And the three stooges dont count)
Corzine is a yid call the ADL
Afroman is in da house!
You know who I'm talking about:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z259/ComedyTree/obamaafro.jpg
You know the tune -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls4qXjZtZXI
put your hands in the air
lah-lah-lah-lah
I was gonna have economy fixed
before I got high
I was gonna make bernanke do his tricks
before I got high
I have borrowed 16 trln and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high
I was gonna have Guantanamo base closed
before I got high
I was gonna end all bloody wars
but then I got high
now I'm ready to nuke Iran and I know why
because I got high
because I got high
because I got high
All hail the choom-wagon warrior!
As Merkel says, "Nein means Nein, not Maybe Baby."
Thank God! I thought Friday Humor day was going to be a bust.
There's Jon Corzine!
Quick, tell the Justice Department so they can send some flowers and a bottle of champagne.
When Draghi said they would sterlize their current bond buying efforts, i think he meant that Corzine would be assigned to the task.
TWISTED FROM THE ROLLING STONES "ANGIE"
Angie, Angie
When will those PIIGS all disappear?
Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, Angie
You can't say we never tried
Angie, Europe was beautiful
But ain't it time you said NIEN
Angie, they still love you
Remember all those nights we lied?
All the dreams we held so close
Seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us from here?
Angie, don't you weep
Old bailouts still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie
Ain't it time the EU said goodbye?
With no loving in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, they still love you, baby
Everywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on baby dry your eyes
But Angie, Ain't it...
Ain't it good to be alive?
Angie, Angie
You can't say we never tried
Perfect! Draghi's last dance indeed! Germany just ignores his bullshit. Rajoy is planning ESPANEXIT as we speak!
LAST ONE DON'T FORGET TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!