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CRATER MERKEL
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Merkel is now in a hole
Or so says the last German poll
She's starting to crater
The voters all hater
The PIIGS debt has taken its toll

The Limerick King

 

 

DAS BIEBER FRAU
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A limerick for Das Bieber Frau
Her hair-do leaves people in awe
Although she looks fine
She still shouts out "Nein"
And may from the Euro withdraw

The Limerick King

MARIO THE PLUMBER

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Sewage is now flowing free
From PIIGS to the core of EZ
Forget Spanish pain
With Mario's drain
The Germans now drink Spanish pee

The Limerick King

EL MENDIGO

This could be Draghis' last dance
The EU is on its last chance
Rajoy abhores him
And Merkel ignores him
While nations all shit in their pants

The Limerick King

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DR SCHAEBELS GAME ROOM

 

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Fri, 09/07/2012 - 16:34 | 2773073 cougar_w
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I am the Great Cornholio and I predict:

Germany will -- without a shot fired or ever leaving her borders -- be the rightful owner and master of 2/3 of Europe by the year 2030.

Pick any 2/3 you want. And one of Merkel's cousins twice removed will be coronated. With a crown and throne and the entire thing. By a Lutheran Prelate! With support of the Pope!

The Great Cornholio has spoken!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 15:34 | 2772869 azzhatter
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Would love to see Draghi get bitchslapped

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 16:35 | 2773079 LasVegasDave
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What did I tell you, Bill?

Unless you are giving it to the Yids, you wont get a rise out of your readers.

(And the three stooges dont count)

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 18:27 | 2773350 dogfish
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Corzine is a yid call the ADL

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 15:03 | 2772727 Kastorsky
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Afroman is in da house!

You know who I'm talking about:

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z259/ComedyTree/obamaafro.jpg

You know the tune - 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls4qXjZtZXI

put your hands in the air

 

lah-lah-lah-lah

I was gonna have economy fixed

before I got high

I was gonna make bernanke do his tricks

before I got high

I have borrowed 16 trln and I know why

 

because I got high

because I got high

because I got high

 

I was gonna have Guantanamo base closed

before I got high

I was gonna end all bloody wars

but then I got high

now I'm ready to nuke Iran and I know why

 

because I got high

because I got high

because I got high

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 15:54 | 2772951 ebworthen
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All hail the choom-wagon warrior!

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 14:55 | 2772697 LongSilverJohn
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As Merkel says, "Nein means Nein, not Maybe Baby."

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 14:53 | 2772687 El Viejo
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Thank God! I thought Friday Humor day was going to be a bust.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 14:50 | 2772669 ebworthen
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There's Jon Corzine!

Quick, tell the Justice Department so they can send some flowers and a bottle of champagne.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 15:46 | 2772916 Peter Pan
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When Draghi said they would sterlize their current bond buying efforts, i think he meant that Corzine would be assigned to the task.

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 14:48 | 2772659 williambanzai7
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WEIMAR 2012

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 15:36 | 2772878 WALLST8MY8BALL
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TWISTED FROM THE ROLLING STONES "ANGIE"

 

Angie, Angie
When will those PIIGS all disappear?
Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us from here?
With no loving in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, Angie
You can't say we never tried
Angie, Europe was beautiful
But ain't it time you said NIEN

Angie, they still love you
Remember all those nights we lied?
All the dreams we held so close
Seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us from here?

Angie, don't you weep
Old bailouts still taste sweet
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie
Ain't it time the EU said goodbye?
With no loving in our souls
And no money in our coats
You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, they still love you, baby
Everywhere I look I see your eyes
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on baby dry your eyes
But Angie, Ain't it...
Ain't it good to be alive?
Angie, Angie
You can't say we never tried

Fri, 09/07/2012 - 14:38 | 2772618 walküre
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Perfect! Draghi's last dance indeed! Germany just ignores his bullshit. Rajoy is planning ESPANEXIT as we speak!

LAST ONE DON'T FORGET TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!

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