The Zero Hedge Daily Round Up #125 - 12/09/2012

I'm not even going to go into the technical errors in making today's Round Up.

All I'm going to say is that I desperately need a new computer. Seriously, why is there no fucking image in the video!?! My computer has deteriorated so much, that it cannot even process an image onto a set of audio. 

This is the Zero Hedge Daily...*bzzzt*..*clunk*...

Edit: Oh great. So I come back from work and it turns out the video wasn't working all along. Don't worry, I've changed it and everything is good. I hate my life. 

http://youtu.be/YKkztu47IbM

1. U.S Ambassador to Libya killed. 2. iPhone 5 hits the streets. 3. ESM ratified. 4. Bill Gross limits treasury exposure. 5. China not happy over Japanese island purchase. 6. Platium soars as South African miner strike takes over. 7. Fed joke. 8. Weak 10Y auction.

Alternatively, you can download the show as a podcast on iTunes or any RSS capable device.

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Julius Reade

P.S. Or for those paranoid about the government:

http://thefinancialreality.podomatic.com/enclosure/2012-09-12T18_23_04-07_00.mp3

Comments

[janus]

don't take that detour unto despair just yet; the hating of life has just begun, djtwitt!

oh, i responded to your response...it's back on 124.

anyway, in my response to your response, i alluded to the fact that i intend to help you -- so let's commence with the helpin:

i know you think you don't like me, djtwitt.  but you don't really know me.  if, let's say, we were to meet as strangers draining pints at your local pub, you would at some point be so charmed by janus that you would (and i can absolutely assure you on this) offer for your wife/girlfriend/sister to suck me off. 

at first i'd be all-like, 'naw, djtwitt, don't worry about it...if i wanted a BJ from your wife/girlfriend/sister, i'd be more than happy to get it without your permission.'

then you'd insist.

then i'd again decline your hospitality.

and, inevitably, you'd grow more insistant. 

i'd eventually permit your wife/girlfriend/sister to pleasure me (and no, djtwitt, you cannot watch); and then you'd have to deal with a lifetime of sour disappointment on behalf of your signifcant other.  inasmuch as she'd have been janitized -- as nothing else will ever for her suffice.  i just don't want to do that to you, djtwitt...i'm too fuckin nice.

and so it is from an abundance of compassion that i endeavor to help you with your VERY obvious problems with the fairer sex (HUMAN females, djtwitt...i know how twisted you brits can be).

first: i'm sure you give your problems viz. 'the ladies' an excessive amount of consideration; and i further suppose that you sometimes settle on an insoluble enigma...to wit: 'is it me?.'  let me assure you, djtwitt, it is indubitably YOU.  and it's not really one specific thing...it's really the totality of your being.

the looks?  sure, you're as ugly as the day is long...but lots of dog-faced dudes pull the wool; so there must be more to it, wouldn't you think? 

you lack style, verve, masculinity, talent, charm...in short, you are deficient in a whole host of regards; and i intend to point them out over time.  in a methodical and deliberate fashion, i do believe i can transform you into something other than an object of loathing, revulsion and scorn.

so you see, hope is not lost! 

lookin forward to No. 126.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtFCEhLQKmQ

janus

[dottjt]

Never have I hated you more. Please fuck off. 

The fact that you intend to 'help me', suggests you're a dictator of sorts and you like controlling others, despite my reluctance. 

I don't care for anything you say and I disregard it completely. 

[janus]

guilty!  i am a dictator of sorts; the benevolent sort plato described. 

i am going to teach you about the limits of your own hate; brace yourself, bitch.  janus is fuckin ferocious.

you will NOT disregard a goddam thing i say; i command you to heed every single word.

toodles,

janus

[Barry Mcokiner]

Benghazi (/b?n????zi/; Arabic: ??????‎^[3] Bin??z?

[Tompooz]

I like the idea of a zerohedge podcast, but PLEASE, for Tyler's sake, get someone who knows how to pronounce "Benghazi" and "Iran".

[dottjt]

haha, I know. I butcher a lot of the pronounciations and it occurs to me just as I say the word. With that said, please understand that it takes 3 hours to do the bloody thing and I have bigger issues to worry about than the pronounciation of proper nouns.

I'm half-Chinese, half-kiwi. I grew up with a Chinese mother who has poor grammar and it has affected me till this day. I have immense difficulty pronoucing words, that's my one down side. But it's a daily improvement. It also depends on the day and the mood. You have bad days where you just fuck up everything single line, then you have good days where everything just flows.  

I'll be honest. I didn't really read the word properly, let alone the script. I just couldn't give a fuck this morning. I was an hour behind schedule because I forgot to turn on the alarm. 

Unless if you have 3 hours out of your work day to spare, let alone the motivation to do what I'm doing, I'll take everything you're saying with a grain of salt. 

In fact, feel free to do your own Zero Hedge podcast. No one's stopping you. Zero Hedge never asked me to do this, I decided to do it myself. For whatever reason, they decided to give me posting rights as a bonus. Consider it a privilege. 

I'm not defending myself. However empathy is your best friend.

I'm not an idiot and you're not a god. 

[janus]

au contraire mon frere...i may want to take issue with that denial of idiocy.

only an idiot would pick a fight with janus and then go and spill all those personal details.  i just don't know where to get started; so i think i'll wait, like the spider that i am, and sink my teeth in when you're at your ripest!

me play joke/

me put pee-pee in your coke,

janus