NeW SPeCieS oF MoNKeY DiSCoVeReD...
BANZAI7 NEWS--A new species of monkey has been discovered. Known by locals in remote parts of Keynesia as kleptula, the monkey apparently drinks ink, eats savings accounts and shits greenbacks.
The species has been discovered just as it is being threatened with being hunted and eaten into extinction by hungry banksters, angry libertarians and financial news bloggers.
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