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BANZAI7 NEWS--A new species of monkey has been discovered. Known by locals in remote parts of Keynesia as kleptula, the monkey apparently drinks ink, eats savings accounts and shits greenbacks.

The species has been discovered just as it is being threatened with being hunted and eaten into extinction by hungry banksters, angry libertarians and financial news bloggers.




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tradewithdave's picture

No FOMC members were harmed in the making of this lithograph.

clawsthatscratch's picture

I knew as soon as I saw it yesterday you would be using it, great job again!

Zero Govt's picture

this monkey that craps cash is of the 'ATM' variety ...there are 2 well-known Dung Beatles that live off its crap

the Bwanker Junkie Loser dung beatle and the Washington Loony Spendaholic dung beatle

this completes todays biology lesson


Spastica Rex's picture

Some of your best so far.


palmereldritch's picture

Can you give him a Huff Po ball cap?

(Oh, but make it edgy and have him wear it backwards. 'Cause you know they're edgy...and        ')

williambanzai7's picture

He could just as easily be wearing a JPM or Squid hat, a Yes We Can Hat or an I Luv Mitts hat...or more than likely a Princeton hat.

palmereldritch's picture

You're right. He definitely needs a fucking hat.

(P.S.  I get your point. I'm there. But have you ever tried to comment at HuffPo?  You'll know what I'm talking about then.... Makes Pravda look like Craigslist.)

williambanzai7's picture

The strategy there is to release your comment when no one will read it.

Cabreado's picture

Good stuff as always, Mr. Banzai, but don't exploit the monkeys, please... anyone with an advanced brain has recognized they are light years ahead of us.

williambanzai7's picture

The modern human animal is no longer living in conditions natural for his species. Trapped, not by a zoo collector, but by his own brainy brilliance, he has set himself up in a huge restless menagerie, where he is in constant danger of cracking under the strain.

Desmond Morris

Cabreado's picture

"The modern human animal is no longer living in conditions natural for his species."

Perhaps Desmond was wrong... and in fact we see evidence that he was, now that the human animal is finally living in The conditions of its own accord.
After all, with regard to the human animal, there is not much outside influence.
But monkeys still reign, and they've proven it, by longevity for starters...


optimator's picture

William, could you illustrate the four branches of Government

Executive, Judicial, Legislative, and the Federal Reserve.

williambanzai7's picture

The first three are actually appendages of the fourth.

White.Star.Line's picture

It amazes me also, when people assume the orders come from the government, instead of their financiers.

rosiescenario's picture

Didn't I just see this very same monkey on Drudge??? No, the eyes were different.....and perhaps the mouth, otherwise it could have been a clone...

caimen garou's picture

the monkey he got drunk
fell on the elephants trunk
the elephant sneezed
fell on his knees
and that was the end of the monk!

Clever Name's picture

You sir, are a genius.

Freebird's picture

Brilliant WB...simply brilliant. Is a T available?

tradewithdave's picture the way.  Where's the Bob Rubin "bobbing for apples" artwork from the Charlotte Ritz Carlton pool event.  Did I miss that?  The one where Iris Mack is the lifeguard dressed like Pamela Anderson...

WillyGroper's picture

I'd like to see Rubin bobbing for french fries, ummmm freedom fries, that's it.

Nick the Greek's picture

I was already laughing when I read the title.


Good work

williambanzai7's picture

God does not roll dice, he photoshops.

kaiserhoff's picture

Bastiat, surely you have learned from our Maximum Leader and President for Life,..., that a birth certificate is a many splintered thing. 

tradewithdave's picture


What are you some kind of birther?  It's not photoshopped.  It's a certificate of live birth of ben bottom dollars.  

Bastiat's picture

It does.  I think it's proof that God uses photoshop.

palmereldritch's picture

And based on the chromatic team code and his ass, he's a Democrat...not to be confused with those Republican baboons....


Bastiat's picture

That baboon needs more fiber in his diet . . . or he needs to stay away from the bathhouse for a couple weeks . .  or both.

palmereldritch's picture

Let's just chalk him up as an unidentified congress critter...

cougar_w's picture

Instant classic

P.T.Bull's picture

He's just glad to have his hair back.

BlackholeDivestment's picture

...of course a big pussie like Banzai would never put up the mirror image of the Chairsatan Monkey pooring out the Wine of Wrath from the Gloden Cup of Fornication into the mouth of the Market Whore riding the Fed Beast. LMAO.

Benny and the 911 2012 Banzai Golden Moneky Mirror images are priceless. You are funny. LMAO. Thanks for the laughs Willie. 

shovelhead's picture

I won the Golden Cup of Fornication many years ago.

I hide it from the wife.

williambanzai7's picture

Market whore is Blythe...I have something like that

BlackholeDivestment's picture

...ummm, something like Blythe, is there an echo not in here? LMAO.

markar's picture

hysterical, but an insult to monkeys everywhere.

pd303's picture

i always judge your work, Dr. Banzai, by how much i start cracking up ... in this case the guages went to 11 immediately !

Funniest ever!


Cast Iron Skillet's picture

imho one of your greatest!! thanks for your work!

RedLegs's picture

You are ... <bowing - eyes cast down,>  ...the Banzai...

monad's picture

I bet if they gave the rat some marijuana it would have lived longer, and it would have noticed the food when they revealed it. Look before you leap, Ben.