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BANZAI7 NEWS--A new species of monkey has been discovered. Known by locals in remote parts of Keynesia as kleptula, the monkey apparently drinks ink, eats savings accounts and shits greenbacks.

The species has been discovered just as it is being threatened with being hunted and eaten into extinction by hungry banksters, angry libertarians and financial news bloggers.




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Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:37 | 2798463 tradewithdave
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No FOMC members were harmed in the making of this lithograph.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 10:33 | 2794665 clawsthatscratch
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I knew as soon as I saw it yesterday you would be using it, great job again!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:44 | 2793769 Zero Govt
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this monkey that craps cash is of the 'ATM' variety ...there are 2 well-known Dung Beatles that live off its crap

the Bwanker Junkie Loser dung beatle and the Washington Loony Spendaholic dung beatle

this completes todays biology lesson


Fri, 09/14/2012 - 00:00 | 2793478 williambanzai7
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Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:57 | 2793470 Coldfire
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Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:13 | 2793379 Spastica Rex
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Some of your best so far.


Thu, 09/13/2012 - 22:56 | 2793333 williambanzai7
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Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:31 | 2793420 Bastiat
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Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:21 | 2793381 palmereldritch
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Can you give him a Huff Po ball cap?

(Oh, but make it edgy and have him wear it backwards. 'Cause you know they're edgy...and        ')

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:30 | 2793416 williambanzai7
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He could just as easily be wearing a JPM or Squid hat, a Yes We Can Hat or an I Luv Mitts hat...or more than likely a Princeton hat.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 00:52 | 2793550 palmereldritch
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You're right. He definitely needs a fucking hat.

(P.S.  I get your point. I'm there. But have you ever tried to comment at HuffPo?  You'll know what I'm talking about then.... Makes Pravda look like Craigslist.)

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 01:17 | 2793579 williambanzai7
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The strategy there is to release your comment when no one will read it.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 22:54 | 2793326 Cabreado
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Good stuff as always, Mr. Banzai, but don't exploit the monkeys, please... anyone with an advanced brain has recognized they are light years ahead of us.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:05 | 2793353 williambanzai7
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The modern human animal is no longer living in conditions natural for his species. Trapped, not by a zoo collector, but by his own brainy brilliance, he has set himself up in a huge restless menagerie, where he is in constant danger of cracking under the strain.

Desmond Morris

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:46 | 2793452 Cabreado
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"The modern human animal is no longer living in conditions natural for his species."

Perhaps Desmond was wrong... and in fact we see evidence that he was, now that the human animal is finally living in The conditions of its own accord.
After all, with regard to the human animal, there is not much outside influence.
But monkeys still reign, and they've proven it, by longevity for starters...


Thu, 09/13/2012 - 22:43 | 2793285 optimator
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William, could you illustrate the four branches of Government

Executive, Judicial, Legislative, and the Federal Reserve.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 22:49 | 2793307 williambanzai7
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The first three are actually appendages of the fourth.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 22:57 | 2793338 White.Star.Line
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It amazes me also, when people assume the orders come from the government, instead of their financiers.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 22:20 | 2793219 rosiescenario
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Didn't I just see this very same monkey on Drudge??? No, the eyes were different.....and perhaps the mouth, otherwise it could have been a clone...

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 22:01 | 2793153 caimen garou
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the monkey he got drunk
fell on the elephants trunk
the elephant sneezed
fell on his knees
and that was the end of the monk!

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 21:15 | 2793005 Clever Name
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You sir, are a genius.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 20:35 | 2792884 Freebird
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Brilliant WB...simply brilliant. Is a T available?

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:39 | 2792681 tradewithdave
tradewithdave's picture the way.  Where's the Bob Rubin "bobbing for apples" artwork from the Charlotte Ritz Carlton pool event.  Did I miss that?  The one where Iris Mack is the lifeguard dressed like Pamela Anderson...

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 20:00 | 2792758 WillyGroper
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I'd like to see Rubin bobbing for french fries, ummmm freedom fries, that's it.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 18:36 | 2792420 Nick the Greek
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I was already laughing when I read the title.


Good work

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 22:47 | 2793301 williambanzai7
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God does not roll dice, he photoshops.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 20:04 | 2792772 kaiserhoff
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Bastiat, surely you have learned from our Maximum Leader and President for Life,..., that a birth certificate is a many splintered thing. 

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:36 | 2792665 tradewithdave
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What are you some kind of birther?  It's not photoshopped.  It's a certificate of live birth of ben bottom dollars.  

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:57 | 2792742 Bastiat
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Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:06 | 2792553 cougar_w
Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:59 | 2792755 Bastiat
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It does.  I think it's proof that God uses photoshop.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:10 | 2793374 palmereldritch
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And based on the chromatic team code and his ass, he's a Democrat...not to be confused with those Republican baboons....


Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:32 | 2793425 Bastiat
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That baboon needs more fiber in his diet . . . or he needs to stay away from the bathhouse for a couple weeks . .  or both.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 00:40 | 2793547 palmereldritch
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Let's just chalk him up as an unidentified congress critter...

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 18:07 | 2792311 cougar_w
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Instant classic

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 17:52 | 2792242 headless blogger
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Still lmao.......

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 17:22 | 2792126 P.T.Bull
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He's just glad to have his hair back.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 17:08 | 2792082 BlackholeDivestment
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...of course a big pussie like Banzai would never put up the mirror image of the Chairsatan Monkey pooring out the Wine of Wrath from the Gloden Cup of Fornication into the mouth of the Market Whore riding the Fed Beast. LMAO.

Benny and the 911 2012 Banzai Golden Moneky Mirror images are priceless. You are funny. LMAO. Thanks for the laughs Willie. 

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:33 | 2792658 shovelhead
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I won the Golden Cup of Fornication many years ago.

I hide it from the wife.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 17:14 | 2792104 williambanzai7
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Market whore is Blythe...I have something like that

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 01:26 | 2793588 BlackholeDivestment
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...ummm, something like Blythe, is there an echo not in here? LMAO.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:58 | 2792053 markar
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hysterical, but an insult to monkeys everywhere.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:31 | 2791922 pd303
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i always judge your work, Dr. Banzai, by how much i start cracking up ... in this case the guages went to 11 immediately !

Funniest ever!


Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:24 | 2791897 Cast Iron Skillet
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imho one of your greatest!! thanks for your work!

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:23 | 2791896 RedLegs
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You are ... <bowing - eyes cast down,>  ...the Banzai...

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:06 | 2791773 williambanzai7
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Thu, 09/13/2012 - 23:43 | 2793269 monad
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I bet if they gave the rat some marijuana it would have lived longer, and it would have noticed the food when they revealed it. Look before you leap, Ben.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:07 | 2792557 resurger
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Interesting post WB

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 18:55 | 2792495 californiagirl
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Was the rat's name Krugman?

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