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BANZAI7 NEWS--A new species of monkey has been discovered. Known by locals in remote parts of Keynesia as kleptula, the monkey apparently drinks ink, eats savings accounts and shits greenbacks.
The species has been discovered just as it is being threatened with being hunted and eaten into extinction by hungry banksters, angry libertarians and financial news bloggers.
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I knew as soon as I saw it yesterday you would be using it, great job again!
this monkey that craps cash is of the 'ATM' variety ...there are 2 well-known Dung Beatles that live off its crap
the Bwanker Junkie Loser dung beatle and the Washington Loony Spendaholic dung beatle
this completes todays biology lesson
BERMONKEY!
Some of your best so far.
+1
Hehehheh
Can you give him a Huff Po ball cap?
(Oh, but make it edgy and have him wear it backwards. 'Cause you know they're edgy...and ')
He could just as easily be wearing a JPM or Squid hat, a Yes We Can Hat or an I Luv Mitts hat...or more than likely a Princeton hat.
You're right. He definitely needs a fucking hat.
(P.S. I get your point. I'm there. But have you ever tried to comment at HuffPo?...lol. You'll know what I'm talking about then.... Makes Pravda look like Craigslist.)
The strategy there is to release your comment when no one will read it.
Good stuff as always, Mr. Banzai, but don't exploit the monkeys, please... anyone with an advanced brain has recognized they are light years ahead of us.
The modern human animal is no longer living in conditions natural for his species. Trapped, not by a zoo collector, but by his own brainy brilliance, he has set himself up in a huge restless menagerie, where he is in constant danger of cracking under the strain.
Desmond Morris
"The modern human animal is no longer living in conditions natural for his species."
Perhaps Desmond was wrong... and in fact we see evidence that he was, now that the human animal is finally living in The conditions of its own accord.
After all, with regard to the human animal, there is not much outside influence.
But monkeys still reign, and they've proven it, by longevity for starters...
William, could you illustrate the four branches of Government
Executive, Judicial, Legislative, and the Federal Reserve.
The first three are actually appendages of the fourth.
It amazes me also, when people assume the orders come from the government, instead of their financiers.
Didn't I just see this very same monkey on Drudge??? No, the eyes were different.....and perhaps the mouth, otherwise it could have been a clone...
the monkey he got drunk
fell on the elephants trunk
the elephant sneezed
fell on his knees
and that was the end of the monk!
You sir, are a genius.
Brilliant WB...simply brilliant. Is a T available?
...by the way. Where's the Bob Rubin "bobbing for apples" artwork from the Charlotte Ritz Carlton pool event. Did I miss that? The one where Iris Mack is the lifeguard dressed like Pamela Anderson...
I'd like to see Rubin bobbing for french fries, ummmm freedom fries, that's it.
I was already laughing when I read the title.
Good work
The actual monkey itself looks photoshopped:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2202569/The-colourful-new-species-African-owl-faced-monkey.html
God does not roll dice, he photoshops.
Bastiat, surely you have learned from our Maximum Leader and President for Life,..., that a birth certificate is a many splintered thing.
@Bastiat
What are you some kind of birther? It's not photoshopped. It's a certificate of live birth of ben bottom dollars.
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LOL!
Looks like Gene Wilder:
http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/gene-wilder-haunted7.jpg
It does. I think it's proof that God uses photoshop.
And based on the chromatic team code and his ass, he's a Democrat...not to be confused with those Republican baboons....
http://idea.membrane.com/songwriter/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Red-Baboo...
That baboon needs more fiber in his diet . . . or he needs to stay away from the bathhouse for a couple weeks . . or both.
Let's just chalk him up as an unidentified congress critter...
Instant classic
Still lmao.......
He's just glad to have his hair back.
...of course a big pussie like Banzai would never put up the mirror image of the Chairsatan Monkey pooring out the Wine of Wrath from the Gloden Cup of Fornication into the mouth of the Market Whore riding the Fed Beast. LMAO.
Benny and the 911 2012 Banzai Golden Moneky Mirror images are priceless. You are funny. LMAO. Thanks for the laughs Willie.
I won the Golden Cup of Fornication many years ago.
I hide it from the wife.
Market whore is Blythe...I have something like that
...ummm, something like Blythe, is there an echo not in here? LMAO. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV3IsQlZsiM
hysterical, but an insult to monkeys everywhere.
i always judge your work, Dr. Banzai, by how much i start cracking up ... in this case the guages went to 11 immediately !
Funniest ever!
LOL
imho one of your greatest!! thanks for your work!
You are ... <bowing - eyes cast down,> ...the Banzai...
I bet if they gave the rat some marijuana it would have lived longer, and it would have noticed the food when they revealed it. Look before you leap, Ben.
Interesting post WB
Was the rat's name Krugman?