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BANZAI7 BREAKING NEWS MARS
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DIVINE QE

 

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INFLATION ENEMA

What is that strange irritiation?
That's hurting our sphincter location
The pain in our ass
Is coming from gas
That's surging from Ben's cruel inflation

The Limerick King

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WISDOM OF HU FLUNG DUNG

 

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QE PIZZA 24/7

 

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BLOW BACK

 

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PAX AMERICANA

 

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Sun, 09/16/2012 - 00:31 | 2799925 williambanzai7
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Tnx, I'll check it out

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:23 | 2798624 Implicit simplicit
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I think that you will like this William!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTUi5qB9LKE&feature=player_embedded

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:11 | 2798604 richardschulz12
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New Here: Excellent, William...The Art, comments, et.al...QE3+, one prick and many of us will be walking in different arenas...Best wishes, Rich

Sun, 09/16/2012 - 00:30 | 2799923 williambanzai7
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Welcome Rich and enjoy the show ;-)

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 12:00 | 2798589 Hulk
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Banzai and the Limerick King,every bit  as good as peanut butter and jelly !!!

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 09:39 | 2798375 i-dog
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"Go home, Rover" ... ROFLMAO!!!!!!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 20:26 | 2797633 patience...
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Well done WB7.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 19:46 | 2797515 Ar-Pharazôn
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jeeeeeeeez williaaaam!!!!

 

the yankee go home was so ........... buahahahahahahahhahah

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 19:35 | 2797489 Heyoka Bianco
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Fucking legendary, Banzai-san.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 18:35 | 2797301 Milton Freewater
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Thank you William Banzai!!

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 18:25 | 2797269 jumbo maverick
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I member as a kid playing outside in the wintertime. I'd come in and ma would have a steaming bowl of Campbell's Pepper Spray soup waiting for me. Fond memory.

The pic of Debt Brother in the parade would be complete if he was holding a giant inflatable tomohawk missile in his hand.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 18:01 | 2797200 Careless Whisper
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# 2 = Divine

# 5 = EPIC

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 17:09 | 2797018 rosiescenario
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"I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people."--Isaac Newton

 

....and that is from the horses mouth as Isaac himself was caught up and lost $$$ in the So. Sea Bubble....the herding instinct is stronger than rational thinking....must be a Darinian reason for that...perhaps the free thinkers, removed from the herd, were eaten??? Very few of their genes survived....as we know all too well.

 

WB....the pizza work is just great.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:39 | 2796926 topspinslicer
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Calculate the madness of people? Easy -- take the number of people left in Detroit divided by the number of white people remaining in Detroit times the number of high school grads in Detroit with a B+ gpa further divided by the 2011 murder rate in Detroit times the number of sex text messages sent out by the previous mayor Kwamee Kilpatrick and you gots your answer boyyyyyyy!!!!! Power to the peeps and all......

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:47 | 2796949 ptoemmes
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42

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:24 | 2796858 palmereldritch
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QE Pizza.

Is that a subsidiary of Domino's?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 19:09 | 2797414 Salt
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Does the pizza have "72 Virgins" brand bacon on it?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 18:34 | 2797300 Never_Put_Down
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QE Pizza is epic..."look what I have" through the peephole, "a complete fraud" when the door is open

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:20 | 2796837 ebworthen
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Pizza bailout.

Plenty of pizza delivery jobs out there.

Ben probably believes you can buy a house on that.

I'm certain the purchase of MBS's is going to improve the labor market, I just know it, right Ben?

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:02 | 2796761 pd303
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You're really on your game this week Doctor!

I'll take a 24" x 17" print of the LIBERATORS. please! That one really needs a careful study to pick up all the details.

You should  send it to TIME to put on this month's cover? LOL!

May I pay with B(ern)ank notes? OMG!

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:00 | 2796753 Atlantis Consigliore
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Priceless: Devine as Berflunky:  last Scene in Pink Flamingos  eating shit (US Dollar) Same dog same fleas.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:07 | 2796780 kaiserhoff
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Ben looks so natural in drag. 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:32 | 2796595 disabledvet
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The problem with madness is that you can account for it. i.e. "war is an interest unto itself. It cares not how it get's paid for." I want to be angry at the Chairman for..."giving up" for lack of a better term. How can he not understand that not paying for wars has consequences, no? Wasn't that 2008 to begin with? And then I think vis a vis Washington DC "everyone else is doing it" and say "this is not a surprise." This is not Central Planning folks. This is your Government giving up. The entirety of the State is being paid for by future revenue streams of goo in the ground. And this is what the people pay their taxes for? Yikes!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:19 | 2796507 “Rebellion to t...
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Proud of you Banzai! Impressive.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:12 | 2796469 metastar
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Are we bailing out the Martians, Invading, or Both??

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 16:32 | 2796893 palmereldritch
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And so the Globalists begat the Planetarists who then begat the Galactalists.  It seemed their fee-it currency knew no bounds or end.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:24 | 2796525 williambanzai7
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MARS ATTACK

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:40 | 2796244 Agent P
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Since LK didn't take QE FLamingo...

 

The dollars will keep on a flowin'

As long as Ben's orange dress is a glowin'

She's got a gun

So you'd be best to run

Cause that bitch's nipples are showin'

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:55 | 2796377 The Limerick King
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Bravo! It's impossible to keep up with WB7s prolific genius...

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:58 | 2798502 trentusa
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pretty much- i could look at those pictures for minutes having continous revelations about the relation of printed moneys to the price of gas & bread, not to mention pizza & the liberty we deliver via air fright all over the world these days in damn near 30 mins or less. Great work Banzi

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:44 | 2796293 williambanzai7
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I'm sure you will get a hat tip for that one

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:49 | 2796342 WALLST8MY8BALL
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Manbernkrug was looking real fine

When he dressed up like Devine

After killing the drink

he hit the printer ink

And ended up looking like Swine!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 15:10 | 2796457 Temporalist
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Bernank is a free money nance

Who prefers a dress over pants

When he and the Krug

Go out and get stewed

The dollar hasn't a chance

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 20:12 | 2797597 OneTinSoldier66
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The moment I hit CTRL+P I feel free

When the economy goes in the tank don't blame me

I know that the tradition for centuries has been Gold

And although The Fed is only 100 years old

I Ben Bernanke want to be known, as the biggest debtor in his-tory

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:21 | 2796133 Lohn Jocke
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I loved pizza when I was young and Naive. Now I know that all that cheese kept me from pooping until I finally got under a bra.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:26 | 2796170 williambanzai7
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Here is a bet you can never lose. I have yet to see anyone actually swallow a whole NY slice in under a minute. You just can't do it. The cheese coagulates etc. It's an easy bet to win.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 17:30 | 2797082 NotApplicable
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Not after Bloomberg redefines a slice.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 18:40 | 2797311 Wakanda
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Mikey's NY pizza - no cheese, no wheat, no fatty meats, under 16 oz

This guy can see the Statue of Liberty from his office and just does not get it.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:32 | 2796213 Lohn Jocke
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I'm being transferred to NY soon, but I may have to pass on your suggestion. Otherwise I may not pass much else. Maybe I'll bet someone a new Iphone that they can't do it.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:44 | 2796297 WALLST8MY8BALL
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take it from this NYer, you will pass the Iphone faster then a slice from Famous Ray's!

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:56 | 2796379 williambanzai7
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Or Bens if he still there...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:17 | 2796100 RumbleGuts
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Yes Bullionaire, QE Pizza is possibly the best ever...it made me laugh and get my dogs looking at me all quizzical...ahhh, but they wouldn't understand...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:24 | 2796152 Wakanda
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My dog understands pizza perfectly, humans sometimes puzzle her.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:24 | 2796159 Lohn Jocke
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I can relate to your dog.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:12 | 2796048 George Washington
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You just get better and better, Mr. Banzai ...

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:05 | 2796012 Bullionaire
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OMG! The Divine Dr. B!!  ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH - MY EYES!

 

And QE Pizza is possibly the best ever.

 

Thanks WB7

 

 

 

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 14:41 | 2796268 williambanzai7
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I've only used that picture for one other asshole, Berlusconi, which tells you what I think of Bernanke.

Sat, 09/15/2012 - 10:20 | 2798442 blindman
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w,
the image is rather flattering to ben.
me thinks your muse and handiwork ran out in front
of your intention?
i like the image/s! very visually combative.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 17:28 | 2797069 NotApplicable
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Asshole, you say?

Ba-bop-a-ooh-mau-mau

Bop-a-ooh-mau-mau

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 13:29 | 2795770 williambanzai7
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