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RIDING THE MERK

"As far as European leaders are concerned, they don't want Romney, so they're probably willing to do anything to help Obama's chances..."--EU Official 

 

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Fri, 09/21/2012 - 23:29 | 2819816 blindman
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NRBQ - "Ridin' In My Car" (1986) Tribute:Thomas Robert "Tom" Ardolino (1955-2012)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BP1ASZzivA&feature=related
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Fri, 09/21/2012 - 23:03 | 2819796 blindman
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say what you will, pizza with pepper and left
over egg salad is as good as it gets. then i fell
off my chair, but so what? i discovered a truth
concerning cuisine.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 22:23 | 2819768 deerhunter
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so the guy next to me at Panera is upset Mittster only paid 2.1 million in income tax for 2011. Is there not something in all of us that wants to wretch at anyone regardless of party,  having to give this Orwellian government 2 million dollars to waste????  Anyone?  Anyone?  What do you all think Bill Clinton paid on a percentage basis for his 011 income taxles?  Anyone?

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 00:22 | 2819848 williambanzai7
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Letting Price Waterhouse work over and sanitize the optical look of your last tax return until one month before election day is not the optimal path to Presidential transparency is it.

As a tactical matter, he and his handlers dragged this out so long, the public decided to move on and has reached its own conclusion. His verbal gaffes have now overwhelmed his public persona.

Whose fault is that?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 20:59 | 2819692 Die Weiße Rose
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Angela Merkel was our last hope -

ai - yai - yai - yai - yai !

 

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 19:26 | 2819561 Pure Evil
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It looks as if Merkel swallowed some gum and is blowing a Debt Brother and Little Timmah bubble gum fart bubble out her ass.

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 00:04 | 2819838 williambanzai7
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Chewing bubble gum with her ass, that's an expression I haven't heard in a while!

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 05:04 | 2819948 dogfish
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Two more floats for your parade.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 22:03 | 2819750 dexter_morgan
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thanks....coffee spit all over my keyboard!!!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:36 | 2819470 blindman
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"What kind of a people could delight in machine-gunning the lifeboats of those who are attempting to escape, not to thrive but to merely survive, the mayhem and chaos that these same sociopaths have created through their selfish and criminal actions? And what sort of gullible fools will listen to them, and assist them in their work even if passively by saying nothing?

"The inability to identify with others was unquestionably the most important psychological condition for the fact that something like Auschwitz could have occurred in the midst of more or less civilized and innocent people.

What is called 'fellow traveling' (collaboration) was primarily business interest: one pursues one’s own advantage before all else and, simply not to endanger oneself, does not talk too much. That is a general law of the status quo."

Theodor Adorno
Have we truly learned nothing? Must we make the same mistakes again and again?

These 49 percent include for the most part the elderly, students, the working poor, soldiers and their families, and the disabled.

These 'handouts' include Social Security and unemployment insurance which people have paid for when times were good. The ranks of the working poor have swelled for sure, because of a financial collapse brought on by unfettered greed and fraud of Wall Street, and a stagnant real median wage for the past 20 years in the face of rising costs, often driven by monopolies, fraud, and cartels.

A kleptocracy is sucking the life out of working men and women by force and fraud. A group of sociopaths, who have committed one of the great crimes in history, not only blithely walk away with their loot unpunished, but come back to rob their victims once again, to finish the job. And they gorge themselves on the public trust even while begrudging the widow her pittance, or trying to steal it.

They pervert and corrupt so many, filling their hearts with their passionate lies, appealing to what is the very worst in them. They are truly a den of vipers and thieves.

You can believe what you will, but you will be held responsible for your beliefs, and your actions, what you do and do not do.

And finally, it takes a comedian to stand up and say it. "Shame."" jca
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21 September 2012
Jon Stewart: Chaos On Bullshit Mountain
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2012/09/jon-stewart-chaos-on-bu...

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:18 | 2819443 “Rebellion to t...
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I believe the medical term regarding above photo is spontaneous abortion.  The two headed beast with the afro and toothy smile/hook nosed shylock is rightfully aimed out to sea to be eaten by sea birds.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:15 | 2819328 Treeplanter
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More garbage from sad billy.

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 00:26 | 2819852 williambanzai7
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Nice score moron.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:55 | 2819275 ebworthen
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German taxpayers will ride Merkel out of town, but too late for the election.

Not that it matters; the FED will bail out Europe regardless of who is President because the banks will demand it.

The real question is; what will the sides be when WWIII breaks out and will nukes be used and how and where?

China dropping one over the U.S. West Coast at high altitude to generate an EMP to knock out the Pacific Fleet and induce looting and panic riots?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 21:20 | 2819706 Bugsquasher
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The Chinese won't need to use the bomb.  Why destroy assets they already own and/or control.  All they would need to is to unleash their hackers to bring down the EBT and SNAP card payment systems.  24 hours without free food, beer and cigarettes and the urban gettos will explode.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:06 | 2819308 q99x2
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Oh no don't loot and panic citizens around the world will go straight for the banksters and their families. That is how they'll stop it otherwise NWO worse than Nazis and Hitler.

But pretty sure their last failsafe plan is to use controlled nuclear war for a quick transition. They tried to use the arabs but damn arabs are joining the fight against the banksters.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:41 | 2819240 ReligiousAtheist1
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Another hit piece from WB7

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:19 | 2819170 Seer
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William, could you PLEASE do something with this?

U.S., China Agree on U.S. Audit Inspections in China

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000087239639044403240457801029391158087...

I can't quit laughing!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:24 | 2819180 williambanzai7
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I hope they like cigarettes and shitty whiskey.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:53 | 2818930 Frastric
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Merkel sure likes her anal fisting...

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:51 | 2818924 williambanzai7
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THE INSULT

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 21:53 | 2819735 Sathington Willougby
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This makes me laugh.  Gee, I want to be a Randian soo bad.

 - Skinny welfare mooch.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:49 | 2818907 tongue.stan
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Days be sum nasty-ass hemoroids yo!

Time for PreparationCueE.

Angela looks moments away from the Big O....wait for it.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:42 | 2818883 Yes_Questions
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THE RING TIMMY!  GET THE RING!!!

ITS IN THE SAND!!

HURRY, I'LL DISTRACT HER!!

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:39 | 2818863 Sofa King Confused
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Hey WB7 are you suggesting that Obama is going to run them over?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:43 | 2818890 williambanzai7
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Him? Nahhhh...he's gonna pick them up and take them to Fucking Wingnuts.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:36 | 2818811 George Washington
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+ Infinity And Beyond

(well, round down to the latest QE totals which our Exalted Alchemist In Chief has conjured from unicorn skittles ...)

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:37 | 2818860 williambanzai7
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The sad thing is he runs his fascist crony machine just as efficiently as he runs his election campaigns.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:23 | 2818805 Yes_Questions
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The Merkel DP is really disturbing.

 

Why only one giving a spanking?

 

Thanks!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:42 | 2818885 exi1ed0ne
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That's Draghi trying to get out.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:45 | 2818899 Yes_Questions
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a turd one's in there?

 

;-

 

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:44 | 2818897 williambanzai7
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He is in head first!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 15:07 | 2818969 The Reich
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First in - last out

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:11 | 2818738 dogfish
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It looks like she is having a bowel movement

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:57 | 2819290 ebworthen
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When the boobs sag you have to lean over to achieve cleavage.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:23 | 2818795 otto skorzeny
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if "Black Is Beautiful" then Herr Merkel just shit a masterpiece

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:38 | 2818598 williambanzai7
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MITT ROMNEY FLORIDA

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 16:29 | 2819195 minosgal
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'Confusion 2012' is indeed his most likely epitath.

(Ann = wasp's tongue in aspic)

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 15:15 | 2819001 trichotil
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you sure that isnt tel aviv?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:54 | 2818653 cbxer55
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Tony Rombama.

All thats missing is Michelle Pfeiffer.  ;-)

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:31 | 2818572 WALLST8MY8BALL
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TWISTED FROM THE ROLLING STONES - ANGIE

Angie, Angie
When will these debts all disappear?
Angie, Angie
Can’t make a purse from a PIIGS ear
With no jobs for young souls
and fake budgets full of holes
You can't say they're satisfied
But Angie, Angie
You can't say they never tried
Angie, The EU was beautiful
But ain't it time you said NIEN

Angie, the French still loathe you
Remember when Paris was occupied
Unification dreams held so close
Seemed to all go up in smoke
Let me whisper in your ear
Angie, Angie
All your measures are austere!

Oh Angie, don't you weep
The bailouts went to Wall Street
I hate that sadness in your eyes
But Angie, Angie
Ain't it time EU said goodbye?
With no jobs for young souls
and fake budgets full of holes

You can't say we're satisfied
But Angie, they still loathe you,
Everywhere I look I see EU Lies
There ain't a woman that comes close to you
Come on baby dry your eyes
But Angie, Ain't it...
Somehow the EU is still alive
Angie, Angie
You can't say we never tried

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:02 | 2818453 williambanzai7
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FORWARD

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 21:39 | 2819728 slaughterer
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Banzai still has not discovered the inner connection between Mitt and Herman Munster and Paul his widow-peaked son Billy.  Oops I just gave him the motherload.     

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 00:24 | 2819849 williambanzai7
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Been there done that. I was the first one the day they announced Ryan.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:29 | 2818825 Yes_Questions
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Running a stop sign just isn't what it used to be!

 

Ah the halcyon days.

 

And +1 on the red blue juxtaposition.

 

B7illiant!

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:35 | 2818842 williambanzai7
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There is a fellow named delta one x-ray who scans all kinds of printed ephemera. I watch his Flickr stream to catch whatever drops in my lap...such as this ;-)

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:20 | 2818785 diogeneslaertius
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debt brutha!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 13:46 | 2818632 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Wow!

Satire at its best!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 14:38 | 2818862 DUNTHAT
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TOO BAD A PIC OF THE BERNANK IN THE CAR PASSING OBAMATRUCK COULDN'T BE ADDED CLEARLY

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