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Take the Test to See If You Might Be Considered a “Potential Terrorist” By Government Officials
There have been so many anti-terrorism laws passed since 9/11 that it is hard to keep up on what kinds of things might get one on a “list” of suspected bad guys.
We’ve prepared this quick checklist so you can see if you might be doing something which might get hassled.
The following actions may get an American citizen living on U.S. soil labeled as a “suspected terrorist” today:
- Questioning war (even though war reduces our national security; and see this)
- Criticizing the government’s targeting of innocent civilians with drones (although killing innocent civilians with drones is one of the main things which increases terrorism. And see this)
- Stocking up on more than 7 days of food (even though all Mormons are taught to stockpile food, and most Hawaiians store up on extra food)
- (Not having a Facebook account may soon be added)
Holding the following beliefs may also be considered grounds for suspected terrorism:
- Liking the Founding Fathers
- Being a Christian
- Being “anti-nuclear”
- Being “anti-abortion”
- Being “anti-Catholic”
- Being “anti-global”
Many Americans assume that only “bad people” have to worry about draconian anti-terror laws.
But as the above lists show, this isn’t true.
When even Supreme Court Justices and congressmen worry that we are drifting into dictatorship, we should all be concerned.
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Tyler, when are you finally going to ban this grossly bigoted and hate-spewing troll already?
Face it: if Trav7777 deserved being banned (and he did), then this vile troll deserves no less.
Sorry,
Banning only applies to coherent posters.
Insipid annoyance does not meet ZH strict guidelines for banishment.
Blobbing up is acceptable.
ROR!
My mistake.
Bigoted? Hate spewing?
How?
There is no hate and no bigotry in reporting that no 'american' posting on this site constitutes a threat to an 'american' institution of power.
Consequently, no 'american' institution of power will waste time or energy on trying to censor them.
Just a reality check...
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Ummm, nope. Your posts are more of a surreality check.
Nevertheless, you provide many the good laughings, so keep up the good work.
Which of these little guys is Skynet sending:
?
Where is John Connor?
Going by my wristwatch, he should be about 10 by now.
I think we should build our own Terminators for personal protective detail!
GW
Your escort to LEA has arrived. We demand your full compliance.
http://reinep.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/skynet_drone_thumb.jpg?w=474&h...
Photoshopped or real?
i'm fairly sure that's from an episode of the tv show eureka
You are seeing the back of Carter's head.
That's the Viper in this episode:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1232280/synopsis
Make that 'absolutely certain'. Great show while it lasted.
Not sure George. I just googled Skynet Drone and it was on the first page of images. Looks like a model. But it is an interesting perspective.
http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&client=safa...
just sign me up!
The real kicker of course is the Founding Father's essentially built the Constitution to address every single on of those bullet points. The new "laws" are the exact opposite of the core Law of the Land. Amazing and clear as day to see what is happening.
Supporting the Constitution constitutes an act of terrorism. All elected officlals, from the President on down, swear to protect the Constitution. All elected officlals, from the President on down,are therefore terrorists. QED.
Yes the Constitution, but more importantly, the Bill of Rights.
of course the "founding fathers" had one hellova fight to get the anti-bullet points through. And that was when fully 1/4 of the colonists had self-exported b/c they couldn't live without the Crown.
- Ned
{and, of course, our Dear President is anti-this-negative-view-of-government.}
See the girl in my profile pic? She drove all the way to Mendo Coast to stay the night for the first time (sleepover) with me in a Redwood cabin on the coast. She made me smoke some weed she brought over in her 5 hour drive from Sac. She was a half JAP (jew princess, getting her Doctorate in Edukation) with milk white skin and nice yoga/apple bottom. At one point, she performed an act I will not name with fervor.
She dumped me about 3 weeks later, my being 15 years older, but the weekend was fantastic, the music festival devine.
God is good, God is great, praise God!
Live and let fucking die! The NWO homos have never skied a powder day like me or tasted half the sweet pussy I have.
tb the first rule of fight club is you try not to talk about fight club.
try? don't. Do or do not.
I'm not sure you'll make it in the first cut for the Rapture....but in answer to your question: Yes, I would like to see the girl! You have the number?
Stocking up on more than 7 days of food
Fuck. I shouldn't have gone to Costco.
I go to Sams w/my aunts card. Poor thing, she made the list by association.
Doesn't owe any "money", grows own fruits and vegetables, keeps animals to eat, hunts and fishes for more animals to eat. Heats house with firewood. Owns an axe, and has another one to grind.
compares this government to any other in history
reads any history
Who's your stylist?
his business is under water
He'll have nought to do with my dreds in that case.
Yes, lack of debt is the sine qua non of the modern domestic terrorist.
That and owning body armor.
At least it doesn’t seem like “has personal munitions cache valued in six figures” raises any red flags there.
I noticed that...
Maybe the NRA has such a choke hold on the congressmen that make these decisions that its not allowed.
No matter what, they have lists of registered weapons they can add to the terrorist list whenever they deem fit.
i'll tell you who is fucking suspicious,
no test needed.
everyone is a suspect, here in freedom town
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freedom town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNTu7wOUdqU&list=UULwXLS-KHDAABP02xEzplsg...
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I scored like 35 out of a possible 39!!
I could have scored higher, but I'm not Hawaiin.
LOL, I dropped out of the test after scoring 10 for the first 10 questions.
Daddy Bernanke is just a technocrat crook, the Bush Jr. and Obama administrations?
What if your T-shirt say`s ....enemy combatant ?
I'm surprised that being a Freemason, or union involvement, isn't on the list like in old school regimes.
In regards to recording, the ACLU has a nifty application called Police Tape.
"I'm surprised that being a Freemason...isn't on the list like in old school regimes."
Silly. That's how to tell if you might be a... Never mind.
Those are grandpa's bugaboos, and are no longer applicable. Not to mention, those are the people writing the lists.
Damn, I thought I had this terrorist thing covered. OK, I will add 5 items to my to do list.
Our government believes every American white man is a terrorist. Remember, white can be expanded?????
Remember the WHITE latino who shot the Black teenager in the hoooodiiieee. Wait a minute, the only pictures I saw was a cute little 8 year old black kid. I am waiting for the white black man that shot the brown muslim.
What a fucked up world our media creates. Does anyone buy into this shit?
but the guy in the hoodie was a terrorist. I'm cutting all the hoods of my sweatshirts.
If I had a car, I'd want a bumper sticker that says, "PROUD SUSPECTED TERRORIST" I'll be getting that shirt printed.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Wait, you don't own a car?
Why do you hate freedom and America?
The car culture is so entrenched in the fabric of society, the look on peoples faces when they find out that I don't own a car is half way between major constipation and fear of contracting leprosy (Around $1250 a year in registration and insurance will get your small 4cyl car on the road in Australia). Apparently there are four things people need to survive - food, water, shelter and a car. Who knew?!
No Car
No TV
No Cellphone
No Credit card
I won't go into any more detail, but I think my score would be fairly high here.
...but you have a library card. You're not safe!
Nice.
The only solution appears to be becoming a hermit. No tech, no internet, no human contact.
Actually, now that I think about, that sounds pretty good!