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Take the Test to See If You Might Be Considered a “Potential Terrorist” By Government Officials

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There have been so many anti-terrorism laws passed since 9/11 that it is hard to keep up on what kinds of things might get one on a “list” of suspected bad guys.

We’ve prepared this quick checklist so you can see if you might be doing something which might get hassled.

The following actions may get an American citizen living on U.S. soil labeled as a “suspected terrorist” today:

Holding the following beliefs may also be considered grounds for suspected terrorism:

Many Americans assume that only “bad people” have to worry about draconian anti-terror laws.

But as the above lists show, this isn’t true.

When even Supreme Court Justices and congressmen worry that we are drifting into dictatorship, we should all be concerned.

 

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Sat, 09/22/2012 - 13:13 | 2820415 Bringin It
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Not necessarily a hermit.

I was a well compensated techno trouble shooter, for lack of a better description. l decided when the time seemed right to take a short sebatical. While doing so, I encountered some amazing intelligent, together alternative types, living and living well, off the land.

l joined the party and only regret I didn't open my eyes sooner.  Thereau had the right idea a long time ago and of course many others before and after as well.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 23:09 | 2819802 NidStyles
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Nah, just start shooting the bastards, problem solved.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 20:08 | 2819629 petolo
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That,s no longer a solution since T. Kaczynski. There is really no escape for anyone who thinks or reasons. Only trained apes need apply.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 19:34 | 2819480 THECOMINGDEPRESSION
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I'm SO screwed..

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:42 | 2819479 semperfi
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READING ZERO-HEDGE !!!   AND DOUBLE IF YOU HAVE A ZERO-HEDGE ACCOUNT !!!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:50 | 2819495 agent default
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Reading Zerohedge, listening to Marc Faber, Gerald Celente, Jim Rogers and Max Keiser, buying silver, bashing paper PMs and refering to the Eternal and Heavenly Chairman as "the Ben Bernank"

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 19:24 | 2819558 rufusbird
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Is Neb Nerbank OK?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 22:09 | 2819755 Skateboarder
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Nebbie-poo? Where the poo is actually... poo...

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 19:05 | 2819487 George Washington
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Politicians would love to convince you that reading - or even THINKING - is dangerous:

 


Sun, 09/23/2012 - 01:40 | 2821500 RockyRacoon
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How did they glue that book to her head?  Is she learning by osmosis?

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 01:10 | 2819880 Vendetta
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"How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think."  -Adolf Hitler

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 00:00 | 2819835 blindman
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this just in...
Monday, July 26, 2010
Rotating Eyeballs
Goats, like most hoofed mammals, have horizontal pupils. The purpose of those elongated pupils is to allow them to scan the horizon for possible predators.
http://gurneyjourney.blogspot.com/2010/07/rotating-eyeballs.html
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Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:28 | 2819460 rlouis
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Just shows how stupid mindless-bureaucracy can be/is.  One would hope 'they' would feel embarassed for having contributed anything to the list.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:46 | 2819486 NotApplicable
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Mindless? Embarrassed?

They're building a police state, for crying out loud!

What they feel is an ego boosting sense of empowerment. You obviously don't hang around too many of these evil-do(good)er types.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:22 | 2819449 MsCreant
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Can someone explain why these black hellicopters are hovering around my house? Is Ben doing more QE3?

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 01:39 | 2821496 RockyRacoon
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You gotta stop gardening in that skimpy 2-piece, Missy!  You're gonna cause a mid-air collision.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 21:51 | 2819738 delacroix
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what's your problem with black, are you a racist?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:24 | 2819452 George Washington
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Could be testing for radiation. </sarc>

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:17 | 2819439 Winston Churchill
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For the lucky winners;

After surviving three lucky rounds of hollowpoint.

 A permanent Timeshare at a FEMA camp,body bag optional.

 

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:23 | 2819436 Rainman
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whew.....I don't see ZH on the list so I must be okay. I'm pretty shaky on that " suspicious of central authority " stuff, though.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 21:56 | 2819742 DaveyJones
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Silly, ZH is on the secret list

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:24 | 2819453 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Saaaaaaay, what's with all those cops around Rainman's house, and the black Suburbans filled with guys in sunglasses? Wait a second.......does that sound like helicopters to you?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:15 | 2819432 Dead Canary
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Does reading subversive blogs like Zero Hedg..... OH GOD! Get off. Get off now this site now. They may be watching us!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:46 | 2819462 George Washington
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Politicians would love to convince you that breathing is dangerous ...

Mon, 09/24/2012 - 16:52 | 2825726 Lore
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"Politicians would love to convince you that breathing is dangerous ..."

Look up Agenda 21 and "Smart Meters."  You want to be "sustainable." don't you? Of course you do.

http://change.nature.org/2011/04/01/no-fooling-cow-burps-and-farts-contribute-to-climate-change/

http://www.postsustainabilityinstitute.org/what-is-un-agenda-21.html

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 20:56 | 2819676 i-dog
Fri, 09/21/2012 - 23:40 | 2819823 JOYFUL
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Kareful Dawg!....he's in an ugly mood today...I think we battered him a bit harder than usual yesterday...

he's just akkused me of bein a 'non-terrorist' ....

not sure if there's any worse he can kome up with, but be prepared if he lashes back at ya with some line like "non-luciferian' or somethin!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 20:18 | 2819640 Crabshacker
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I'm convinced it's dangerous when they're breathing.....oh fuck!! I guess I just made the list.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:13 | 2819429 Racer
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Ooops, ... where can I hide.... oh dear..

*Kaboom....*

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:09 | 2819420 Money 4 Nothing
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When you have them come to your front door for an interview, it's pretty safe I can skip your test ;) .

 

The Enemy.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:59 | 2819408 tony bonn
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i would be labeled a terrorist by these totalitarian terrorist crime lords.....

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:44 | 2819371 diogeneslaertius
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help me tom cruise get the fire offa me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ8-eiHLg-M

 

in other news: Mossberg, Glock, Au, Ag, Rice im going to DISNEYLAND!

Take the "Are you with White al cia duh" taste test Challenge!

Engineered ordo ab chao, the taste of a new world order generation!

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 13:54 | 2820561 palmereldritch
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God bless religion

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 00:39 | 2819864 ShakaZulu
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Thank you! for that clip.  I needed a good laugh after reading this article.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:42 | 2819369 diogeneslaertius
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according to this list i am like some kinda white osama bin laden

 

is that bad?

from "always be prepared" to "if you are at all prepared you are white al-qaeda" in a handful of decades

 

 

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 12:35 | 2820362 Woodyg
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A 'white Osama"?

So you're on the CIA payroll and the family are long time business partners of the bush clan?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 22:31 | 2819772 Oldballplayer
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Dont worry, it will take them eleven fucking years to find you.

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 16:05 | 2820818 NewWorldOrange
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"Dont worry, it will take them eleven fucking years to find you."

Yeah, you'd be at greater risk if you were on of Cheney's hunting buddies.

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 04:47 | 2819942 Urban Redneck
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It took them eleven years to find a 6'4" millionaire in one of the poorest countries on earth...

Given their inability to find millions of illegal aliens within their own borders, I think the timeline required for finding the "terrorists" in their own minds is much longer.

Sun, 09/23/2012 - 10:27 | 2821855 g speed
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hey don't ya know--thats what nukes are for--- want to find the needle --burn the hay stack.

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 07:59 | 2819997 duo
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a 6'4" millionaire who had to travel with a kidney dialysis machine

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 19:18 | 2819543 Kassandra
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We don't need no stinkin' test!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:24 | 2819344 mberry8870
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I am a real live enemy of the state!!!!!!!!

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 17:22 | 2819337 Precious
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Putting an empty chair in your yard.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 23:30 | 2819810 Bernankenstein
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Putting an empty-headed chairperson in your Fed

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:54 | 2819508 FEDbuster
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Answered yes to 34 out of 39, where's my FEMA/NDAA camp located?

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 23:06 | 2819688 duo
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nah, they will have 449,999,999 rounds of .40 cal left after you.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 19:22 | 2819548 Cthonic
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If you answer yes to ten or more, they'll likely skip the internment and proceed directly to having you quietly interred.

Fri, 09/21/2012 - 18:53 | 2819503 12ToothAssassin
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This list describes every single person in the USA

Sat, 09/22/2012 - 08:42 | 2820026 smlbizman
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12t, just dont show this list to the...."if you aint doin nothin wrong you aint got nothin to worry 'bout"...guy

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!