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calling mister banzai7... it's the gift that keeps on giving:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2207301/Is-deficits-hiding-Obama-whips-massive-wad-cash-pay-sausages-deli.html
Makes me nostalgic for my old IBM 8088
Yeast fermentation power supply? Does that thing have an alcohol port?
If so, Yen Cross has found the perfect trading tool...
Hook up that alcohol port to the alcohol port below my nose.
Finally, an IPO for the liver challenged;)
It's been bugging the heck out of me...is it a Digi-Log Telecomputer?
Stank's Easyjunk Troll module...I lol'd. And now i know what i want for Christmas.
Who is that poor homeless child with the unkept hair? He needs a bath.
http://www.legendfilms.net/artwork/littleRASCALS3disc.png
This is what we'll all be reduced to once they're done!
Cool...Very Cool!
My model has the M1 enhancement (Ctrl + M1) that automatically covers margin calls. No worries.
its average at best and dosent come with a helicopter. unless your counting on bens
Is this the 110 Baudot version? If so, will it be upgradeable to 300 baud when that becomes available? Or will I just be SOL - as in, like owners of an iPhone-4 when the iPhone-5 is released?
I'm feeling some Old Skool ZH inside joke stuff going on... Wish I had been here sooner. Still quite funny at face value.
Not so much old school ZH as just old school as in "dawn of the computing age"... How many people would know what I mean when I say that I wrote the software that drove the green-screened Telerate terminals?
Hollerith cards, or paper tape? :>D
Paper tape, from before they found out that mylar coatings kept the stuff from swelling up in high humidity, and 80 col punch cards, both....
UC Berkeley Survey Research Center, 1966. Black screen with glowing thingies. Cobal...or something. Garbage in, garbage out. Same as now.
Has this got shitty mapping softward that makes my local bank look like a great big sucking sinkhole in the ground? Wait...... my bank is a bit sucking sinkhole!
K@
I'm holding back for the QDOS server version...
...note that the telephone receiver is bigger than the screen...lots of space to stash all kinds of gadgets in there...
With the receiver removed it looks like you have TWO cup holders! Sweet!
With the receiver removed it looks like you have TWO cup holders! Sweet!
lol
still waiting for those x-ray glasses.
Looks like one of those machines Blowfelt used in a James Bond movie to type in nuclear missle launch codes. Maybe Tyler's takes codes to detonate all the OTC Derivative bombs.
All that in such a tiny package!
What will they think of next?
What will we be trading? Percentage of Population Still Alive futures? PoPSA
Power Grid options? PG
Ammunition Availability futures? AA9mm, AA.30-06, AA.50,...
Potable Water Availability? PWA
I'd like to review the Porn operating manual before placing my order.
Isn't the point of having a doomsday that you get to walk (or limp) away from all of that nasty civilization stuff?
... er ... well ... the pages ... are kinda' ... stuck ... together.
Funny, William
Some people miss the fun " George".
Yes, but our aim is improving...
Boom/Bust OS, yeast, porn operating manual, Sac ...
Too funny.
The mantra was/ where in the hell is my "Cohiba"?
I'll take 3.
WB7. Are Theta bumper stickers and bridge flags available for purchase yet?
Well Done. William7 :0
An absolute hit WB7
Where's Marla. There's no panic at the disco without Marla on the tables.
Thanks William, reminds me of the ads in the back of Popular Science back in the late 60's and early 70's
All you needed was an outrageous price... NOW ONLY $149.99 + 1000 Green Stamps (some assembly required)
Other than a missing teletype key: perfect!
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Maxwell Smart " Shoe Phones"?
Annnd...loving it.
I prefer the old ticker tape- I make my 4 year old stand there for 6.5 hours reading me the quotes that are still denominated in 1/8s.
I once had a set-up that looked very much like that picture, an RCA dumb ASCII terminal, an analogue phone modem and a small BW TV. And I regret that I was forced to relinquish it for domestic reasons.
You mean domestic treasons..
Abort, Retry, NDAA?