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If the people at the UN weren't rolling over and nearly dying of laughter after Mr. Nuclear Man pulled out that childish bomb cartoon, then we entirely have the wrong people representing us. If they took that cartoon and presen tation seriously [I've got many decades behind me, I'm somewhere between 39 and death and never, ever had seen anything more ridiculous], they are a bunch of brain-dead, zombie seals - in that case, we're in deeeeeeeep shit... Personally, I wouldn't let Mr. N wipe my cat's ass...
Good blessings to all in the lands of Pompeii.
Here's another good laugh for ya all.
Can some kind soul please put this up here to add to the collection.:
Peace!...Not just a concept.
Iran would still have to test the thing to prove it has one.
The test would most likely bring down a shitstorm.
Although no one did jackshit when DNK blew one off.
Not to worry, they'll test it in the iNuke bomb test simulation APP
Another by Aristarchan
funny thing is that when public opinion is not in jew favor - that must be antisemites.
All antisemites on the planet have made ZH their meeting place - thats why.
Oh, and Max Keiser blog too.
and dont forget the DNC - half of DNC gave jews ,sorry israel, the middle finger.
And those were brain dead democrats!
In fact 2/3 of the world are antisemites!
Out of 194 countries 120 support Iran and condemn Israel:
Even jew leaders:
Kissinger says - "in 10 years there will be no Israel"
I guess your problem is that more and more people are waking up to what jews and israel really are.
Adn the process is exponential - transformation of quantity into quality has begun.
And you better start thinking, how, after israel is gone, you or you offspring will be living among people you hate and believe to be your slaves and that hate you back.
A better bet would be that in ten years there will be no more Henry Kissinger, unless he really is a shape-shifting reptile.
it's all good
Chenney reminder is actually good. But it was Wolfowitz, Cheney just a front man, who got us into Iraq war. Israeli lobby, actually. Why? Because Iraq may have nukes or some other WMDs. Better safe than sorry, so let's get good old US do the job for us.
Holy fuck. ZH is being taken over by warmongering chickenhawks!
Zionist shills. Tons of come around for articles like this, anywhere on the Internet and especially in America. Many of 'em are even paid full-time operators, though certainly most of 'em are just plain ol' FoxNews-addicted ijits.
Get bent, Bibi.
New one from Michael Rivero:
Obozo should study this guy closely for insight on how to be taken seriously. It's all in the grave facial expressions...
Really, this guy actually stood up in front of the UN and drew an idiotic cartoon, like he is teaching kindergarten? I guess self important bureaucrat types are not so easily insulted after all.
What a joke. Hey Bibi, Colin Powell is on the line, he thanks you because he feels considerably less like a Complete Fucking Tool now.
some other excellent visual satire here:
WB7, when the Persians poop a nuke, how will you feel?
Not going to your retrsspective, at that time.
You might wish to look at Hitler/Ruhr as a time.
If Netanyahoo! is serious about preventing Iran from becoming a nuclear power, he could offer to unilaterally disarm and surrender all of Israel's nulear weaopns.
Is that silence I hear?
As they said in Dragnet, just give us the facts Ma'am.
LOL. Or maybe the fax, Ned. Here's the number: 1-900-eat-shit
Well if you ask me, when the Persians develop the ability to assemble viable nuclear devices in their intestins....shit will get interesting.
pussy junksta at >20:16 Eastern
What is your point?
[well unless you are an auto-junk bot, in which case you ....]
I found Persian women to be pretty intelligent, hot & friendly. Understandably their brothers, fathers & boyfriends regarded me as an evil menace, but nothing to go to war over. This whole war is staged by the assholes who used the cold war to extort trillions from Americans, fuck up whole countries and to deny us our inalienable rights on false grounds. To get their way, the Bernanke way, if they have to they will go to war and kill millions. Get off the grid and dig in for the impending shitstorm.
Mother, do you think they'll drop the bomb?
No Iranians under the bed.
Maybe we need to bomb them anyway...Just in case.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time For y'all have knocked her up. I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe I was not offended For I knew I had to rise above it all Or drown in my own shit.
Come on Maggot Brain Go on Maggot Brain
Kvetch & Etch-A-Sketch
I'll be the first to admit, that until Barmy Bibi took to the podium - with his Kvetch & Etch-A-Sketch routine - I didn't believe a word about the Iranians having ambitions for nuKular (thank you Dubya;)weapons - but that kiddies cartoon drawing has sure convinced me now!
Boy, was I ever wrong!
Mr. Bill and Gumby, could have done the presentation. Mr. hand, could have squashed their pony pal , "POKEY".
Painted " Guards Red" of course.
From Michael Rivero:
Pic of the year..
The sad thing is, that people like you will still deny Iran's role when they trace the uranium back to Iran after an American city is destroyed
You'll prob even be glad it happened.
And William, welcome to the club. Once again you miss the chance to blast Abomb-ajad, and instead provide him with a convenient excuse.
You would have advanced quickly in Goebbels ministry.
Yeah, because Iran's plan is to nuke an American city...LOLOLOLOLOL! Are you the stupidest fucking person on the face of the Earth??? Call me when Israel signs the nuclear non-proliferation treaty. Call me when the U.S. stops being the only country that has ever actually incinerated hundreds of thousands of human beings with a nuclear device. And frankly, if Iran DOES destroy an American city, there are PLENTY of choices in Jesusland over which I would not shed a SINGLE TEAR...
What in the fuck makes you fucking warmongers think that Iran wants a nuke and would ever use one if they had it? Islam? I got news for ya', Pakistan has had nukes for years and is a Muslim country. How come they haven't nuked Israel? I'll answer that for ya': it's because they want their country and people to continue existing. I'm more than certain that Ahmedinajad wants his country and people to continue existing, too.
Get it through your chickenhawk skull: Iran is not our enemy. The Rothschilds, Rockefellers, Morgans and so on, and the banks that they control, are our enemies. Fix your enmity on them.
Why would the only sane actor,Iran,do that ?
I certainly would not trust any USNIST statement proving the origin of anything.
Our Govt. is to be trusted less than the Iranians. so very sad. but true a statement.
how can you be sure that you are real?
"how can you be sure that you are real?"
Troll Ans= i spam therefore i am
You realize that intelligent people laugh at people who live in Las Vegas, right?
You mean wannabe Elites like you?
Much to love and hate about Vegas, but like it or not it is part of the American soul, and what you hate about the place is what you hate about yourself.
So go back to your intellectual circle jerk. Ill keep raking it in and enjoying life in the dumbest (most exciting)city in America.
Yawn. Lived in Phoenix. Been to Vegas many times. Fun for two or three days, and then...you're still in Vegas...
even if Iran is lying like everyone, they sure dont want to launch 1 or 2 nuclear warhead on Israel and get back 300 from Israel. Pretty simple
Dr. Strangelove prodigy.
lol that's from dr. strangelove :D
I believe...in a nuclear-free Middle East
You got a problem with that?
About 50 years to late buddy, but hey, no big deal.
Great stuff, Mr. Banzai ...
Top American and Israeli military and intelligence officials actually say that:
GW, you cite "Iran has not decided to build a nuclear bomb".
Do you know that no US warship has ever entered a Japanese port with a nuclear weapon? Of course it is true, it must be. But the crafty statesmen handling this very sensitive situation solved the problem by defining a nuclear weapon as an assembled thingie. The component parts, not assembled (for our own security reasons--look up "generate" in this context) are intentionally kept apart.
And, well, just like O talked about a "bump in the road" when 4xAMCITS (one an ambassador) were executed, I do have to call you a shit-head for saying that pooping a nuke on an Israeli city is "not that dangerous". You are truly a fucking retard for that statement.
And, no it doesn't fucking matter which city in the world that the bloom touches. The next nuke that is popped will open the floodgates; open season.
GW, your dismissiveness of critical matters kills your very good creditabality on so many other issues.
But it is your call and perspective.
Just fucking wrong on this issue.
Prefix 5 - Ned
I believe the "not that dangerous" statement refers to the fact that if they tried to actually use a nuke they would be at risk of the same thing happening to them but at a more significant degree. We could bring the whole country to rubble twenty times over if desired. And you better beleive every Jew and Israel-sympathizer would be screaming for it (not saying right or wrong, just as a fact). It would not be worth the risk for them and, as such, it is not that dangerous, in the same way that Pakistan (for example) having nukes is not that dangerous. Not to compare Iran and Pakistan but you get my point.
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God Bless all y'all.
"the Auto-Junk prototype has been perfected by our Very Own GW."
No "auto-junk" feature needed gangsta boi. You're doing a great job on your own. Oh, and I called you a waaaambulance.
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