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BeRKSHiRe HaTHaWaY 4-1-9

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AMERIKAN OLIGARCH

 

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BULL SHIT RAM

 

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THE ORACLE

 

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MEET THE ORACLE

 

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THE ORACLE 2

 

Warren is out for a stroll

Soon to be swinging the pole

He seems so inflated

His bra over-weighted

This dance will turn into a roll

The Limerick King

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BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY 4-1-9

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AMERIKAN OLIGARCH (w/Limerick)

 

Warren is talking his book
A guy who sure knows how to cook
A thousand lies told
About owning gold
Another American crook!

The Limerick King

 

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TODO

 

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Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:50 | 2208393 spiral_eyes
Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:23 | 2208222 GoldRetriever
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For Obama he's just a shill
The market's little blue pill
but age brings a limp dick
Please - get Becky Quick!
Her interviews are such a thrill

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:51 | 2208002 Careless Whisper
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EPIC. EPIC. EPIC.

But what if Mister Buffett, Mister Mozilla, and Mister Blankfein really believe they have been victimized? And what if the Bernank agress with them?

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:30 | 2207879 OmPonzi_PonziOm
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Actually I think the graphic should be Romney on the roof with the dog driving.  And hey, I believe in unicorns and the American Indians being the last Israelites too!

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:47 | 2207695 Chuck Bone
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Hey, I have a request. Could we get that "Yo Decido" TIME cover, except instead of random latinos it's people like Ben, Dimon, Merkel, Pelosi, etc with "WE DECIDE" instead?

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:42 | 2207672 MountainMan
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William, you need to do a Romney driving around with a dog strapped on top.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:44 | 2207683 williambanzai7
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Been there done that ;-)

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 10:29 | 2207635 Downtoolong
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All the media are now giving Uncle Warren free air time so he can push his latest advice...buy a house. Say's he would buy several hundred thousand of them himself as an investment if he could figure out how to manage them all. Well, Warren, considering you could end up with a share of B of A's foreclosure portfolio on that scale you might want to figure that management thing out right quick (like Becky Quick). But, I'm sure this little inventory problem has nothing to do with his actions.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 09:52 | 2207534 Stuck on Zero
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It's amazing how a huge, finely oiled, machine consisting of lobbyists, influence peddlers, hordes of attorneys, politicos, PR groups, gladhanders, political manipulators, and publicists can keep and maintain an image of small town friendliness around a vicious and ruthless tycoon.  You have to admire the machine.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:24 | 2208232 NotApplicable
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The alternative is too frightening to consider.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 09:40 | 2207510 blindman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvvrxOIoQ0o&feature=related
Anonymous Song Still - Inside with Lyrics

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 09:29 | 2207467 blindman
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ps. brad pitt could feed the lady a cupcake now and then,
it wouldn't break the bank, the poor girl needs help.
a man who can't keep his women alive is no man at all.
i don't know who said it but it sounds true.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 09:26 | 2207454 blindman
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http://maxkeiser.com/2012/02/29/goldman-sachs-proprietary-hft-and-cdo-ma...
cloaca, the art and artist.
Goldman Sachs Proprietary HFT and CDO Machine Revealed! Produce your own ‘shitty deals’ at home with this machine.
Posted on February 29, 2012 by maxkeiser
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here a direct look inside the bowels of the machine, the matrix.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 06:22 | 2207173 Nobody For President
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Another winning day for Wild Bill.

 

Trains are still the most energy-efficient way to transport bulk material such as iron ore, coal, terrorists to FEMA camps, stuff like that.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:23 | 2208223 NotApplicable
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So that's why I saw all of those empty rail cars headed east.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 04:31 | 2207101 prains
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there once was a man from nantucket................oh fuck it

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 01:13 | 2206973 Bastiat
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Toto!!! LOL!

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:39 | 2207924 dontgoforit
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...there's no place like my foreclosed homes....go Jimmy, er, that is Warren!

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 23:28 | 2206740 The Limerick King
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The Oracle's having a dump

Just pinching one off with his rump

He's looking relaxed

Somewhat untaxed

He must have just finished his pump

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 23:04 | 2206678 GoldRetriever
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He looks like a friendly grandpa
The "Orifice of Omaha"
He just says "aww, shucks!"
As the country gets fucked
"Buy Bank of America!"

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 23:21 | 2206722 non_anon
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ha ha, yeah, no reach around from gramps

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 22:46 | 2206618 brown_hornet
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One of my buddies heard Granpa WB say he would buy a thousand houses if he could manage them.  Now my friend is all hot to trot to buy houses and rehab to sell.  

Haven't told him yet, Case-Schiller said Chicago area prices down 6.5% YoY.

The oracle of Oligarchy is just spewing for the masses.

 

ZG-What do you have against railroads?  How else are we going to get all that fabrique en Chine cheap crap delivered here to the heartland?

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:22 | 2208214 NotApplicable
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I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't buy a giant fedgov portfolio for ten cents on the dollar, then spinoff a property management company from WF that will get all sorts of federal aid and fees for their trouble.

It's omelet time.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 22:39 | 2206595 williambanzai7
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OCCUPY JOLIE

Meme today, gone tomorrow...

Sun, 03/04/2012 - 07:35 | 2207027 baby_BLYTHE
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dp

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 22:10 | 2206512 nmewn
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Here you go Warren.

Put your money where your mouth is, write the check;

Gifts to the United States
U.S. Department of the Treasury
Credit Accounting Branch
3700 East-West Highway, Room 6D37
Hyattsville, MD 20782

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 20:56 | 2206338 non_anon
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breaking news

Interpol Arrests 25 Suspected Anonymous Hackers

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/interpol-arrests-25-suspected-anonymous-hackers-20120228-ncx

courtesy Drudge

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 22:44 | 2206607 Sean7k
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One of the charges is: putting fangs on photographs of politicians and company executives. PATHETIC.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 08:37 | 2207360 blindfaith
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Grasping at straws is what frightened illerate adults do.  Acting like 4 years olds is something adults do too.

Why am I not surprised by this when we have on record THE AUTHORITY to arrest for no plausible reason. 

Welcome to guilty until proven innocent new america.

 

 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 21:57 | 2206486 Zero Govt
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expecting next headline: Interpol computers down... Interpol releases 25 suspects as 'mistaken identity'

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 12:18 | 2208198 NotApplicable
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Look at the article. It was a honeypot for idiots sting. Probably nothing but kids.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 20:50 | 2206323 Zero Govt
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Brilliant Banzai ...just where is Warren and his train-set?

Warren loves his train-set, you've got to be a moron to love a train-set, 100 years of morons (politicos) propping up train-sets and Warren has joined the morons loving train-sets

when Govts east to west go bankrupt so do all the insolvent train-sets...bye bye train-sets, bye bye Warren

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 09:20 | 2207447 battle axe
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Old Warren is going to make a fortune with his Trains hauling oil from the Canadian Oil Sands since his whore Obama nixed the pipeline....The Oracle cares only for the Oracle...

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 21:30 | 2206414 williambanzai7
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I have a confession to make. I had a huge Lionel train and Aurora racing set in my basement when I was a kid.

It all got displaced by guitar...

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 11:57 | 2208042 BeetleBailey
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LOL! Brilliant WB! Bloody funny!

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 08:17 | 2207330 Wakanda
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Rock on WB7.

Disturb the airwaves.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 22:00 | 2206480 Zero Govt
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so you've moved on from the train set (good move) ..to a guitar which has the potential to generate a self-sustaining income (unlike the last 100 years of trains)

...only fools (politicos, and now Warren) stick with this transport tragedy, 100 years and counting waiting for extinction to be put out of its misery

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 06:34 | 2207188 Ghordius
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Zero Govt, I really don't understand how you can be so contemptuos of trains in general. the "decline" of railroads in the US has a lot to do with the government money funding the roads - trains have to pay for their own tracks.

from an energy use perspective, trains need ten times less energy per ton transported and from an energy source perspective locomotives can be converted more easily to let's say gas, or nuclear electricity (like here in europe) or even micro-nuclear.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 13:38 | 2208635 Zero Govt
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Ghordius  -  i was 3 times junked and you 5 times green arrowed by Cupids in love with their train sets

the majority has spoken, i'm wrong on this one ...unless the majority haven't a clue what they're dribbling on about of course

Pull the plug on all train subsidies ...i guarantee 100% every antiquated pitiful 100 year long State subsidised joke of a transport system will be shuttered world wide in under 5 years.. the majority can go hang by the balls in bankruptcy court

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 08:25 | 2207338 boiltherich
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Yeah Yeah we all know that, what I am dying to know is what is a virtual sex toy? 

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 20:56 | 2206333 lotsoffun
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can he still take a bubble bath?  that's funny.  i wonder if he owns 'mr. bubbles'?  he's helping blow a few.  bubbles i meant.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 20:40 | 2206302 non_anon
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the Sophist of Omaha

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 01:26 | 2206989 323
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Give it a rest already.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 15:42 | 2209260 greyghost
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the autobots are out today defending israel, even though 80% of rabbis think israel/zionist are an abomination...oops

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 23:39 | 2206773 john39
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If an Iranian bulldozer had crushed Rachael corrie, she would be a household name in the US. Same for the young man, a us citizen who was assassinated by the idf in international waters on the first floatilla. Cold blooded murder. But the US government response? Crickets.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 00:02 | 2206846 Chupacabra
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Honestly, I can't figure out who is most mentally ill, Tamboo with his various links or you linking to that mind-numbingly insipid article on "livestrong."  Maybe you could both die in a fire?   (Painlessly, of course, I am not without mercy)

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 20:21 | 2206253 Wakanda
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Toto is following the Yellow Brick Road.

Smart pup!

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