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THe FRaCTioNaL PRoBLeM...

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THE FRACTIONAL PROBLEM (BENSANITY)

The Fractional Problem is the problem of predicting the motion of currencies that interact with each other fractionally.

Solving this problem has been motivated by the need to understand the mind of the Chairsatan and the gravitational pull the planets and the stars.

 

QUANTITATIVE GEEZER

 

 

Bensanitys sweeping the nation
An undrafted printing sensation
A master of stealth
He'll steal all your wealth
His forte is bubble inflation

The Limerick King

 

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THE PUMP
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The Depression is kicking my butt

Inflation's a punch in the gut

The latest insult

From the Kleptocrat cult

For gas they demand my left nut

 

The Limerick King

 

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Wed, 02/29/2012 - 20:18 | 2210406 Billy Shears
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Billy, you are INSANE...and we love you for it! Rock-it Beavis!

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 18:40 | 2210128 non_anon
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nothing changes

Ben Franklin was for the Stamp Act of 1765 when his man was to get the lucrative contract but when it went to a rival, old Ben F railed against the act.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 18:15 | 2210042 rsnoble
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I have my own fractional problem.  I only have a miniscule fraction of what the elite have, in fact you'd probably have to use "to the zillionsths" to represent my wealth in comparison.  No big purchases for me anytime soon.  Well.........except for the $250,000 fine for not having health insurance in 2014 that the honorable cunt disorderment Pelosi said was appropriate. That would seriously be the end of the line for me.  Fuck these morons raw.  Maybe that's how they'll pay off the deficit.  Fine everyone for everything they own.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 18:09 | 2210023 Boxed Merlot
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His forte is bubble inflation...

 

I find it amusing he's perfectly fine with his own son racking up frn400K in student loan debt.  What's he signaling with that?

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 19:44 | 2210322 Wakanda
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Large supply of inkjet cartridges ready to go!

Low hourly wage will rise to $100.  Pay that student debt in a year.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 17:23 | 2209787 williambanzai7
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MR KEYNES HOLIDAY

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 19:00 | 2210192 non_anon
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Hey Banzai, try this one as an unintended consequence of zero percent interest rates.

"Well, it seems that a growing number of these retirement-impaired older folks are also moonlighting as marijuana dispensers. (We don’t call them “dealers” here in California).

“At a time when many Americans are looking for any job they can get, medical marijuana is still proving to be a growing industry,” CBS News reports."

http://dailyreckoning.com/an-unexpected-new-growth-industry-for-retired-americans/

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 23:28 | 2211001 i_fly_me
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This reminds me of an old Bloom County offering:

 

Frame 1:
Senator Befellow: "A farmer! A man of the earth! My heart bleeds for good folks like you. Going through hard times, are you?"

Farmer: Nope, doin dandy.

Frame 2:
Senator Bedfellow: Good! This is an excellent batch of corn you have here...

Farmer: 'Taint corn. It's dope.

Frame 3:
Senator Bedfellow: Pardon?

Farmer: Here, take some home to the wife.

http://www.examorata.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Image1.jpg

 

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 20:04 | 2210374 williambanzai7
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The war on medical marijuana is yet another reason to be pissed of at Barry.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 16:30 | 2209492 Dermasolarapate...
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Murray Rothbard would be proud of Banzai today...(and most other days, too!).

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 16:06 | 2209382 Convolved Man
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We are but parameters in his equations.

Well..., some might be operators.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 18:49 | 2210157 walküre
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Interesting that article on RP SuperPAC HQ in Utah, where Romney's homeys hang. Worth reading and following-up. I sure will.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 15:32 | 2209197 citta vritti
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sounds like the procreative product of this limerick would do quite well in the economy to be:

There once was a man from Dundee

who married an ape in a tree

the result was quite horrid

all chin and no forehead

four balls and a purple goattee

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 15:30 | 2209188 duo
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Newton's gravitational law works great if you consider only two bodies.  Add a third mass and the interaction between the three cannot be solved closed form. 

If something as simple as Newton's gravity theory can't predict a system with 3 actors, how does the Bernank expect to predict a system with 300 million?

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 17:18 | 2209196 williambanzai7
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You get an A ;-)

And I got junked by Krugman.

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 17:41 | 2209891 duo
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A law that applies in space

when applied to the whole human race

cannot predict chaos

Bernanke can't save us

from swans that are black in the face

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 15:27 | 2209175 WALLST8MY8BALL
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If they ask for the right

Ill put up a fight

with a jab and a mean upper cut!

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 15:22 | 2209144 bbq on whitehou...
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I once had a left nut

 

now i have gas in the trunk

 

I'll save the old lady for a tank of gas maybe

 

if only by then they dont take my other nut.

 

Wed, 02/29/2012 - 15:13 | 2209120 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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Oh come on now Limerick King, you've got two!

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