A one world currency was announced and no one noticed.
The true value of gold is much higher than the spot price quoted in the market.
Love it that WB7 got a mention on Capital Account on Monday 01 Oc2012. Used the top picture "Courtesy of William Banzai".
Spreading to a wider audience William?
Keep it up.
The Hubris of Romney and Obama
i've been thinkin...
first and foremost, i think i should say something.
and that something is this: it is for such work that you should be commended; and so, consider yourself commended.
know what eles i think? i think there are some out there who are inclined to level a certain charge against ole janus. know what that charge may be? negativity. you heard me right. janus, of all the pollyannas, being persecuted as a purveyour of pessimism. pish-posh, i say.
i'm so fuckin positive, i'm positively percolating the stuff. i'm just bristlin with good-vibrations in these days of honor, truth and dignity. and to prove it, i've assembled the following play-list to preface this morning's thoughts (which will in no way disappoint those who've come to depend on janus for a regular dose of Bitter Truth...more on that after the music).
and so we have a theme...
something to awaken you:
now that i'm older/
my heart's colder/
and i can see that it's a lie...
children, wake up/
hold your stake up/
before they turn the summer into dust/
i guess we just have to adjust!!!
adjust to this, bitchez: DEMOCRACY IS DEAD.
now, pardon me as i slaughter one or two of your sacred cows. you'll recognize his name instantly; insofar as he chews the cud and grazes regularly with all the other cloven-hoofed beasts that people the petting-zoo of amerikan real-politik. oh, you'll object and assure ole janus that he's 'different' and 'principled' and 'sincere'. and janus will ever-so humbly reaffirm:
ron paul is a worthless coward.
fuck you too, bitchez.
i've sat back and watched this craven old fool shuffle his feet and mumble at the floor for so long i want to wretch. if any of you half-witted imbeciles haven't figured it out yet, let me usher you forward unto a most evident truth, to wit: ron paul cares WAY more about the republican party than he ever has, or ever will, care about Liberty, The Republic, Truth, Justice, etc. fuck you, ron paul. tuck that mangy tail between your bony legs and trot back to whatever part of yellowville, texas you call home. it was cute while it lasted, old man; your time is up.
oh, and that pimpled and permed puke you named rand, he's just your worst attributes magnified. congrats, ron. you've raised a loyal republican; which is to say, you've raised a spineless wuss.
rand paul is useless, anyway. have you ever noticed that you never remember or contemplate a single thing this fucktard says? wanna know why? well, it's because all people of good sense and decency are doing their dead-level best to forgive him for one shortcomming after another. you keep overlooking his flaws and rand paul keeps forcing you to confront another...it just never ends. one has to eventually ask one's self, 'self, could this rand paul suck anymore than he already does?' and the self, after careful consideration, responds, 'yes, there seems to be no cap on rand paul's suckiness.' he is a fountain-head of sucktitude.
and so it seems janus must be atlas. i never shrug. but i don't know if i want the job...afterall, the wages are death.
it may be worth it, though; as it so happens, i do want something in the exchange. perhaps i should provide a pretext to what follows. it sounds tacky to just brazenly confess to lusting for revenge. and so i shall rationalize my motives; such that you will sympathize with good ole janus. he's not so bad.
God (that'd be Jehovah) is to be studied. i'll go so far as to say that it is our duty as sapient beasts to emulate The Great Everlasting. so we should first ask ourselves, 'what is The I AM like...what makes Him tick?' some clues can be found by scrutinizing His conceits...what does He covet?
well, to start with, He says He likes certain aromas such as inscence, bulls buring on altars...that sort of thing. He seems to like watching hordes of infidel armies being slaughtered in the noon-day sun (no doubt about that one). He likes for us to be merciful to one another (He doesn't get to enjoy much of that anymore). He likes unquestioning obedience. He has an exquisite sense of humor. oh, and another thing of note, He wants the blood and the fat from all sacrifices (little wonder...they're the best parts).
but if there's anything of which He's exceptionally jealous, it's vengance. He can't get enough of the stuff. seems to be His raison de entre. it's fair to say that vengance is His hobby. moreover, even the casual observer must confess that He's matchless when it comes to the sport of vengance.
and so i've decided to try my hand at it. gotta stay busy...it's like annoying old women always say, 'idle hands are the devil's something or the other'. besides, no rest for the wicked.
three hundred people livin out in west virginia/
have no idea of all these thoughts that lie within ya/
I was wondering where you've been...
oh, you know, same-olde same-olde...just roaming to and fro about the face of the earth.
i'm gonna go ahead and commit myself to another post this evening. mrs. janus is on the way back with some wine. upon her arrival, i will drink it. after which, i will decide on a topic (or list of topics).
i've said it before and i'll say it again: en vino Veritas. and if it's there, you can bet janus will find it...must make myself stop at two bottles, though. you tend to pay a price for imbibin too much truth.
deidcation to mrs. janus and all women of noble charecter who bring their men wine and glad-tidings.
here's to the horny help-meets...wheresoevah they may be -- God bless them everyone.
truth doesn't make a noise,
Maybe it is me but I'm amazed how funny these are.
Funny is where they are intended to wind up ;-)
Midgets: the best representation of these two choads by far.
Sheep 1: Baaaaa, I agree with the puppet on the left
Sheep 2: Well baaaa back at you, I agree with the puppet on the right
Black devil goat : Why are there only two puppets?
Ovine Chorus: Shut up TERRORIST!
Gotta work on the porn Banzai! Here is a(tasteful), link you will love! http://wickedweasel.com/en
Nice Yen...what are your thoughts for Q4 in this fucked up FX market?
I believe in love at first sight!
What is that creeping red fungue on asian's babe left foot?
Too much red hue and saturation in the image processing.
Whew. Then she is perfect.
I'd guess light reflected off the red bench; sunlight coming from left, follow the shadow lines on her body (?).
N.D.A.A. Ubermensch with Predator drone overhead = Truer than I wish it was.
Keep up the good work WB7; might buy that one on a coffee mug :-)
ebworthen I would definitely buy a W.B.7 drone coffee mug. good idea ;-)
Lots to choose from here, and soon maybe will include "N.D.A.A. Ubermensch":
Banzai babes are always the perfect way to end a WB7 graphic posting
Hot Chicks With Douchebags (recommended) has a similar feature with its AssPear. It's about Balance.
Thanks for voting today, Sir/Madame. Would you like a disposable cell phone, or a hand woven sombrero?
nice work #7 ;-)
Oh, you already have three cell phones from the last places you voted at? Maybe you're PEL grant material....
Maybe if I'd lived my life better, I would have had an Asian woman like that (in #5) and filled a house up with beautiful, happy, outrageously intelligent children. Sigh...
It's not too late... Tony Randall started over at age 75 with a 25 year old hottie.
Or you can take the Woody Allen approach. adopt, then marry.
He had lots of money....
And the best way to be.
I can't help but picturing different faces on these fema stormtroopers, like the young O and ben and turbo and lloyd and krug et al. Fine young psychopaths.
Long hoodies with the Obama symbol and "Forward".
(wowz, wierd dupping man, topothethreadtoya)
Sunday morning with Stanks...
he lieks to junk it, junk it.
He's looking for the video of FZ's "Cheepnis".
Nice thighs !!!
BANZAI7 NEWS: A group of Japanese scientists announced Wednesday that they have finally synthesized the elusive element RomBarium, which has been called "Crony Stasis."
RomBarium is an extremely corrupt element which can only be synthesized in an American Presidential election. The principle property of RomBarium is the illusion of positive change, even though its change number is negative 100.
Related new element: OBAMNEUM
I'm not sure about its atomic number, but I know it has a huge number of morons. Highly unstable and reactionary but predictable element with short half-life. Causes division among other elements.
The "chick" could be "Bite Me" or Ray Walston.
Groovy, man. Far out.
He digs Ayn Rand and hard rock, but I've yet to hear anyone mention him listening to Rush. He must be a Rush fan. Some journalist, anyone, must ask him who his favorite drummer is.
gilligan's ryan, lol
i think you just opened a hole in timespace with that joke ^_^
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