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MiND oF a KeYNeSiaN

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MR KEYNES BREAKTHROUGH EXPERIMENT
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Cats can now walk on the ceiling
The masses will find this appealing
And with this distraction
Keynes flew into action
To stimulate Kleptocrat stealing

The Limerick King

 

MIND OF A KEYNESIAN (Revised)

 

The morons who venerate Keynes
Have somewhat remarkable brains
Instead of IQ
It's loaded with goo
That runs out whenever it rains

The Limerick King

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BEN BERNANKE 2020

Benny has seen better days
Gone are his Keynesian ways
After the crash
He only had cash
He's now hoping charity pays

The Limerick King

 

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Mon, 10/01/2012 - 20:54 | 2847021 nmewn
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Fucking traitors is more like it.

Everyone needs to look deeply into the mirror in times like these...and ask not what they can do for the country but what the country can do for me...lol.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 19:01 | 2846773 kurt
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"Eggy Wegs... I like to SMASH 'em"

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 18:09 | 2846667 Careless Whisper
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yup, that's a possibility too, but of course that could go hand-in-hand with an intentional collapse or a kick the can scenario.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 17:18 | 2846553 Careless Whisper
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<= UP if you think he just wants to kick the can as long as possible.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 17:03 | 2846492 williambanzai7
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There is no sane reason to think the US economy is recovering. It flies against all factual/commonsensical inputs. There is also no reason to believe that this horseshit is designed to do anything but pad the pockets of the entitled billionaire class and the Wall Street Welfare Queens. The only thing that is improving is their collective net worth.

What we have is a continuous cycle of brazen pillaging before the big kahuna hits.

Cheer up though...

Just this morning I read there is enough blood in the human brain for it to remain conscious up to 3 seconds after the guillotine blade strikes.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 21:25 | 2847114 Hulk
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blink if ya got em !!!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 20:21 | 2846934 Almost Solvent
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"There is no sane reason to think any economy is recovering."

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 17:54 | 2846632 SAT 800
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High velocity bullets are much better. What is called in the trade; "turning out his lights"; aka, a head shot; does it all.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 17:21 | 2846563 walküre
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BING BING BING

There is no sane reason to think the US economy is recovering.

Absolutely true. To suggest otherwise is insane.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 17:18 | 2846555 Offthebeach
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My business is booming. I go to BJ Wholesale and buy those large lots of toilet paper, soap, baby milk formula. Then I break'm up and Craigslist the single items. Near the end of the month I finance at a flat 30%. Nice. Also 40oz of gasoline at 4$.
Thanks Uncle Ben!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 17:23 | 2846568 walküre
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Not too shabby. But keep in mind your friend's mother is making $85/hour on her computer. Was your last month's paycheque $15,869 ???? I bet you it wasn't!

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 18:19 | 2846689 Offthebeach
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I branching out. Going to take over the local landfill and charge 20$/day for dump picker salvage rights. 50$ family all day rate. Besides the eats, one good cast iron tub, you break even. After that is gravy .
Third world jobs for a devolving American economy.
Thanks Uncle Ben!
( /sarc )

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 00:09 | 2847411 walküre
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+1 for your entrepreneurial spirit. Not sure if you're entirely sarcing because I think you may be onto a potentially growing business. The 3rd world meme may be salvation for a "devolving" American economy as you say.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 17:13 | 2846532 NewWorldOrange
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Heh. I've read that witnesses to such executions have said that if you shouted the executed's name in the head's ear, the eyelids would pop open.

"CHAIRSATAN!"

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:31 | 2846419 kaiserhoff
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Ben finds his critics "unconvincing."

Wonder how he will feel about the treason trial?

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:43 | 2846461 akak
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No problem ---- his trial will only be "transitory".

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:53 | 2846490 NewWorldOrange
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Yep. Not so much like the OJ Trial as the Mussolini "trial."

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:19 | 2846374 NewWorldOrange
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Ben Bernanke is more dangerous to America than any single person in U.S. history. More dangerous than any President, any foreign enemy including Hitler or Stalin. This man isn't going to just destroy America if he's allowed to continue, he's likely to destroy the world.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 23:39 | 2847359 lasvegaspersona
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I agree but he has had a lot of help. Congresses and presidents that can't control spending forced some of his actions and the Maestro was more than just a warm up act.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:34 | 2846434 AldousHuxley
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It is not the man, but the system....or rather the interest of the elites to perpetuate the delusion.

 

outside forces didn't stop the roman empire. it crumbled within.

 

no system is perfect and thus requires reset every centry or so. America's time is near.

 

 

 

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 19:27 | 2846830 disabledvet
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From "Barbarians at the Gate" (great movie about the LBO insanity of the 80's btw) to "The Barbarians are Inside." we'll know how solid this pathology is going into the election. A total collapse of the President's poll numbers would be a wake up call. It's not like the PTB wants you to vote...

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 19:56 | 2846877 New_Meat
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"great movie"

vet: you don't know the half of it, try the real deal: http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?sts=t&tn=barbarians+at+the...

about KKR and such.

Total collapse of Our Dear Prez Pollz noz?  I think we're seeing some cracks.  Like Telemundo doing the actual journalism that American Journalists won't do (esp. wrt Fast'nFurious.)

Inquiring people of all persuasions are a'wonderin'

So, is this the thing?  That the ptb push O outta' the way 'cuz he's messin' things up?

- Ned

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 20:39 | 2846980 nmewn
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Yes, Operation Castaway out of Tampa...it wasn't "just" Mexican gangs the Obama government was running guns to. Univision did some serious journalistic work there...even at the risk of pissing off some of its viewers.

Ballsy, adhering to the code of truth...good on em.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:52 | 2846483 NewWorldOrange
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I get what you're saying Aldous, but despite the system, a different man in the same position, for example Jim Grant or even a Paul Volcker, probably could and likely would have went about it all much differently, and even a lot of Keynesian ijits at this point would probably admit defeat rather than double-down on QEternity (or so many of them are saying.)

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 23:11 | 2847308 CompassionateFascist
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"a different man in the same position...". Not possible: the Greenspan/Bernanke PonziRegime representes a fundamental shift in America's ethno-financial power structure. You see the same thing on the SC: WASPS all gone, replaced by Jews, Catholics, a latina, a black. And ditto everywere else in the ZOG. The Great Race is dieing, and with it Western Civilization.  

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:51 | 2846482 Wakanda
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America's time is now.

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 06:18 | 2847649 machineh
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America's time was 22 Nov 1963 and 11 Sep 2001. 

'Resets' ...

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:12 | 2846345 Temporalist
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Is that a solid gold cane that Keynesian BB bum has?  A fraudster to the end.

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 00:47 | 2847456 philipat
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Actually it's unfair to blame Keynes. What is being practised today is NOT Keynesian economics. Keynes theory was that Government spending should be COUNTER cyclical. That is, Governments should SAVE by running surpluses during good times, then deploy those savings during bad times. Congress appears to have forgotten the first part and now everyone takes the name of Keynes in vain when what we really have is unctrolled profligate spending, whatever part of the cycle we are in..

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 09:18 | 2847993 jayman21
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I hear this and my first reaction is....do you believe in free markets or not?  In order to accomplish this, you need to trust someone to play god.  It never ends well.  Keyes also believed in sticky wages which means that the free market does not adjust.  I say it adjusts much better than anyone looking at rear-view mirror statistics.

What you say is true, but keeps smart people's eye off the ball assuming you believe in free markets and free people.  Free people do not try to control things or other people.  BTW - cycles are going to be there with or without us.  Weather will change, people move, products improve, volcanoes erupt, I can go on and on.  Capital markets can only react and allocate efficiently if they are allowed to.  I do believe in free markets.  Sticky wages is a tool for TPTB to stay in power and steal.

 

 

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 22:19 | 2847230 palmereldritch
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I ain’t blind
Just a matter of time
Before you steal it
It’s alright
Ain’t no guard in my house

Clouds covered love's
Barb-wired snare
Strung up, strung out
I just can’t go without
I could never drown in

They wanna get my…
They wanna get my

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 02:34 | 2847550 Peter Pan
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Benny has a flying machine

That no one has ever seen

It's all full of shit

Even the cock pit

Methinks he's the new Mr Bean

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:33 | 2846431 kaiserhoff
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Gucci bag under his ass?

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 00:49 | 2847458 philipat
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That was Lagarde. And it was LV.

Mon, 10/01/2012 - 16:22 | 2846391 Lohn Jocke
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His mother a ten dollar whore

He thinks he's a friend to the poor

he finds it so funny

he keeps printing money

and sheeple keep begging for more.

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 02:47 | 2847558 Peter Pan
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Lohn Jocke, good rhyming but I think we need to leave mothers out of it. Particularly if they have passed away. I am not trying to be a do gooder but we need to keep those that are blameless out of it.

Tue, 10/02/2012 - 06:16 | 2847647 machineh
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Okay, his daughter then. Fixed it for ya!

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