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And
Its
Gone
!
Would be funnier if they weren't back at the same old pop stand. Insuring stuff they don't understand, for scumbags whose primary business is betting against their clients.
Hmmm, a flush wood screw.
Godd for building empty bookshelves and iPad stands...
Or a guillotine.
Now all they need is a slogan to go with it.
Actually the old one still works.
We Know Money = We No Money, or We AIn't Got any of your money left any more.
Ha! Good one. We Ain't Got none of your money left no more.
Fixed it, fucking Yankee.
AIG was only in a cash flow crunch.
What turned it into the disaster were the conditions imposed by the NY Fed as part of the
bridge finance to see it thru' that crunch.
Until that point the CDS contracts that were key in the failure) were recourse.
The promiisory Notes from the failed RMBS trusts were supposed to be exchanged for the money proceeds.
The NY Fed made all the contracts non-recouse as a pre condition.
We now know there were no Notes in those trusts anyway,and TBTF kept the money, and never
passed it onto the RMBS investors either.
Someone at the NY FED already knew that , right then.
Who needs a conspiracy theory, when you have facts.
The tasteful thickness of it.
Oh, my God. It even has a watermark!
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
Raised lettering, pale nimbus... white.
Impressive. Very nice.
Potential Slogans:
"We screw you so you don't have to"?
"Screwing you since 2008"
All Income Gone ! " It is not just a name - it is what we do for you ! "
scrweing you :)
make that 'G' a mouth and give it some tax eating teeth.
AIG, i.e...Always inserted gradually.
Screw of "I" slowly inserted into a bare assed, unsuspecting butt crack, (the American taxpayer).
Oooh, baby, that's one tight thread!
Promise not to go too deep, okay?
Assholes In Goldman
..or Government.
AIG, the worlds largest insurance company in 2007, duped by a bunch of MBS geeks that understood how you could use the last 7 years of loss history to construct a fraud scheme that turned out to be the largest swindle in human history!
You gotta give them the credit due, they pulled it off, just like you gotta give Osama and company credit for their evil deeds. The really big question is , who did the most damage?? My vote goes to the MBS geeks, as they are still alive and Osama is dead! Osama had to live hiding in mud huts, the geeks are hideing in plain sight and laughing about the ripoff they pulled!
Shhhh..
Around here its impolite to state that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11
If you must refer to al qaeda, please use the correct format; Al-CIAeda
you left out the mossad...
That's right. We don't care for obviously fake conspiracy theories around here.
Yet you ridicule?
Although it compromises simplicity, a capital dome motif could be incorporated into the upper part of the 'G', signifying AIG's special status as a ward of Big Government.
That works for the GM logo too.
Allyour Income Gone
Americans Ingested Group
Allegory Icarus Gulfwax
American Impalement Group
AND ITS GONE!