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CHICKEN FIGHT 2012

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BANZAI7 DEBATE DOs AND DONTs
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YOUNG ROMNEY AT ACTING SCHOOL

 

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TO TELL THE TRUTH

 

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TRANSFORMING ROMNEY

 

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MITT BORN IN THE USA
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MIND THE GAFFES
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MITT ROMNEY DEBATE FLOW CHART
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BARACK'S BULLSHIT BINGO (DEBATE EDITION)

 

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Thu, 10/04/2012 - 11:49 | 2855994 resurger
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lol

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 11:21 | 2855888 TaxSlave
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LMAO @ the Method Acting School:  The guy leaning against the pole .... is he wearing a diaper or is his butt on backwards?  And is that Kerry?  Hahaha!

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:43 | 2855733 semperfi
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Romney win = get shot in nuts.

Obama win = get shot in face. 

I'm voting to get shot in the nuts to avoid getting shot in the face.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 10:41 | 2855718 irie1029
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LOVE that dog on the dump truck... hillarious!

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 08:52 | 2855377 Miss Expectations
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If I recall my chicken fighting past and rules correctly, it would require that Michele ride on Barry's shoulders and Ann ride on Mitt's shoulders and they fight it out until one of them falls to the ground.  It requires a lot of hair pulling and slapping.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 09:13 | 2855440 williambanzai7
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That's something I would pay to see.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 08:49 | 2855364 Miss Expectations
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Here's something to watch about the secret negotiations that happen behind the scenes of the debates:

G Farah "How Dems and Reps manage to shut out all third parties from the pres debates" - YouTube

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 07:56 | 2855232 Stud Duck
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BS Bingo, priceless!

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 06:45 | 2855158 TideFighter
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Romney: "I like you, I even like Big Bird, but the test is, do we want to borry money from China to pay for these programs (PBS)?"

WB7, If you don't do Big Bird and Obama together in the unemployment line, then you missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 01:43 | 2854928 williambanzai7
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BOHICA

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 08:28 | 2855318 BeetleBailey
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LMAO WB...brilliant!

 

These two asshats need to jump in the sewer....

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:40 | 2854565 monad
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Just as soon as I get this chronosynclastic infundibulator working I'll fix this. Oh. But I can only save myself. Too bad.

BOO-YAH!!!!!

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 01:42 | 2854926 delacroix
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tnstaafl

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:22 | 2854489 stant
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dancing with the czars

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 01:07 | 2854887 williambanzai7
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Indeed

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 12:11 | 2856052 stant
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feel free to use that in one of your bitter sweet confections. be a honor

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:28 | 2854482 monad
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On Monday along my drive to work there were 2 assholes with sandwich signs that said REPENT: THE END IS NEAR. I refrained from chasing them down with my car. There were too many witnesses and I was busy. They were asking for it, but ime its impossible to reason with blind drunk illiterate politically appointed judges...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:15 | 2854452 williambanzai7
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AMERICAN FRANKENSTEIN

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:07 | 2854215 Manipuflation
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WB7 hits another one out of the park.  Nicely done Sir.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:01 | 2854197 Sad Sufi
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William, Your Obama with fro and glasses always reminds me of

http://positivefeeling.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/SaiBaba.jpg

It has that superior, magical, feelgood quality. Brilliant.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:51 | 2854165 williambanzai7
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GANGNAM DEBATE STYLE

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:00 | 2854194 Dr. No
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Steppin' back

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:39 | 2854122 harleyjohn45
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One thing is certain, one of them will be elected.  Our choices are vote for one of them or just stay home.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:33 | 2854533 monad
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There is always a chance that the military will intervene, or a some Jewish lightning will light them up.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:43 | 2853952 LarryKudlow
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I read somewhere that the reason why Romney is not showing his 2009 taxes is because he made a lot of money. Guess How ? By investing with JOHN PAULSON !!!

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:57 | 2853986 Careless Whisper
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and the other guy isn't releasing his College application files because he was a foreign exchange student.

Whatever.

 

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:59 | 2854188 Dr. No
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Which one is covering up why they were dis-BARed?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:11 | 2854042 RiverRoad
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Careless Whisper:

 

"foreign exchange student"?  Even more apropos, the guy's the embodiment and poster child of some severely misplaced afirmative action and the Peter principle.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:11 | 2854041 RiverRoad
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Careless Whisper:

 

"foreign exchange student"?  Even more apropos, the guy's the embodiment and poster child of some severely misplaced afirmative action and the Peter principle.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:02 | 2854005 williambanzai7
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A smartass hiding that he is an idiot and an idiot hiding that he is a smartass. The great circle...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 20:32 | 2854103 LarryKudlow
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This is serious. Think about it.

If Romney wins, which I think he weill, I will buy GS when the opportunity comes.

 

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 06:56 | 2855175 JuicedGamma
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Larry you've been around long enough to know, buy the rumor, sell the news.  Better load up on your cheap whore stocks now.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:30 | 2853928 ZeroAffect
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Barrack's Bullshit Bingo

 

Just a Bump in the Road

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 18:29 | 2853772 Escapeclaws
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Relevant to tonight's "debate"--Webster Tarpley on how Obama intends to reward his supporters:

"According to most public opinion polls, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is slowly increasing his advantage over Republican challenger Romney, both in the national popular vote as well as in the contests for the swing states which will provide the key to the Electoral College and to final victory on November 6. According to many of these polls, Obama is gaining because he is seen by the American public as more likely to maintain what remains of the US social safety net, as compared to the reactionary Republicans Mitt Romney and his running mate Paul Ryan, who have both made clear that social programs will be subjected to deep austerity cuts.

Every day, the Obama campaign fills the airwaves with television ads portraying Romney as a heartless plutocrat who has no interest in or comprehension of the daily struggles of working people. The implication is often that Romney cannot be relied on to preserve Medicare, Social Security, Medicaid, food stamps, and other government programs which poor and unemployed people need to survive. In particular, Obamas advertising targets the so-called Ryan Plan for the federal budget, which would remove the federal guarantee (or entitlement) of medical care for senior citizens, and replace it with a voucher good for a sum of money which would usually not be enough to pay for the medical procedures older people require. They would have to pay the difference themselves, and many simply cannot.

By contrast, Obama tries to appear as responsible and caring, with genuine concern about the plight of the little people. Obama, whom his own supporters have often seen as cold and detached himself, has received help in improving his image from former President Bill Clinton, who ran on the slogan of “I feel your pain,” thus highlighting his supposed empathy with the daily problems of the downtrodden.

If these tendencies continue unchanged, it is becoming more likely that Obama will win the election.

But if Obama does win, the American people will be in for a shock of epic proportions. The evidence is now accumulating that Obama fully intends to betray his own loyal supporters - well-meaning everyday people who are even now making contributions, stuffing envelopes, ringing doorbells, and putting up posters to get out the vote on November 6 -- by selling out working people to reach a corrupt deal with the same reactionary Republicans Obama is currently pretending to oppose. It would be a deal to savagely cut Social Security, Medicare, and other vital services in the vain quest for a balanced budget and a reduction in the US public debt. Above and beyond the devastating economic effects of such a pact, it would be likely to bring on a collapse of public confidence in government so severe as to represent a true constitutional crisis.

The most recent indication that Obama intends to express his gratitude to his own followers by stabbing them in the back came in a September 24 Huffington Post article by Sam Stein entitled “Obama May Do Social Security Reform during the Lame-Duck Session, Senate Democrats Worry.” Stein quotes a warning issued by Democratic Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont that Obama is signaling to Republicans that he is willing to attack the benefit structure of Social Security pensions by making retirees wait until they are several years older to get full benefits, and by tampering with the mechanism based on changes in the Consumer Price Index which governs cost-of-living increases in the monthly Social Security checks which 56 million older Americans live on. Changing the cost-of-living allowance would have the effect of sharply reducing Social Security benefits over time. According to Sanders, “Everything being equal, unless we stop it, what will happen is there will be a ‘grand bargain’ after the election in which the White House and some Democrats will sit down with Republicans, they will move to a chained CPI." The “chained CPI” is technical jargon for a dishonest way of calculating inflation which makes price increases seen to be less than they are in reality, and thus chisels away at Social Security payments.

During Obama’s negotiations with the reactionary Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner in the summer of 2011, the tenant of the White House responded to Republican blackmail and extortion centering on a US default on public debt payments by appeasing the GOP with the offer of instituting such a “chained CPI.” But this deal fell apart because of the truculence of the Tea Party Republican faction, also known as “the reactionary beast.”

Obama’s entire method of governing depends on duplicity, deception, and dissembling. At the same time, he is not entirely secretive about his preference for brutal cuts, and does signal from time to time more or less what he intends to do. But many Americans, stupefied by spectator sports and “reality” television, are too estranged from reality to understand what is happening.

During the week before his inauguration in January 2009, Obama met with the editorial board of the Washington Post and clearly announced his intention to “fix” Social Security and Medicare, using savage cuts in both cases -- an issue which he had never raised in his campaign. In Obama’s acceptance speech to the Democratic national convention in early September, he stressed that he was “eager” to reach a “grand bargain” with the Republicans, most likely during the so-called lame duck session of Congress in December, when many lawmakers will either be defeated or on their way to retirement, making it easier for them to support drastic austerity measures for which voters would seek to punish them if they got the chance.

On MSNBC Television this past Monday morning, Obama’s campaign boss David Axelrod (widely reputed to be the great-great-grandson of Bolshevik leader Leon Trotsky) did everything possible to hide Obama’s real intentions in regard to austerity against social programs. Axelrod offered no details, but kept repeating that “the approach has to be a balanced one.” This is ironic, since Obama and Axelrod are constantly attacking Romney because he refuses to specify how he intends to change the tax code. But Obama is being just as secretive about plans to shred the social safety net - a matter of life or death for those who depend on it. For Democrats, “balanced” in this context usually means life-threatening reductions in social services which are bartered for tiny modifications in the privileges of super-rich parasites.

When asked for the details of Obama’s intentions by Mark Halperin of Time magazine, Axelrod refused to respond, saying instead: “Mark, I’ll tell you what: when you get elected to the United States Senate and sit at the table - this is not the time.”

While many gullible Americans seemed to be reassured by the role of Bill Clinton in campaigning for Obama, Clinton’s very presence should be seen instead as a harbinger of coming betrayal. In 1996, Clinton capitulated to reactionary demands to wipe out Aid to Families with Dependent Children, an entitlement built into Franklin D. Roosevelt’s Social Security Act of 1935. Clinton thus ended “welfare as we know it” in order to get reelected, and in doing so set the US on a direct path to the current catastrophe of over 50 million people living in extreme poverty with nothing but food stamps to keep them alive. Clinton balanced the US federal budget for a couple of years, but he did it on the backs the poorest and most defenseless.

And, according to Steven Gillon in his recent book The Pact: Bill Clinton, Newt Gingrich, and the Rivalry that Defined a Generation, Clinton, Hillary, and their friend, the right wing Morgan Stanley executive Erskine Bowles wanted to seal a dirty deal with reactionary House Speaker Newt Gingrich to “fix” Social Security via draconian cuts in Clinton’s second term. In late October 1997, Clinton and Gingrich agreed to gut the pension system in ways strikingly similar to what Obama is preparing today. They wanted to raise the minimum age for benefits and erode the monthly checks by tampering with the cost-of-living formula. Clinton was even willing to accept the Republican demand for private accounts for investment and speculation, with huge sums going into the pockets of Wall Street brokers. But this deal blew up when Gingrich, urged on by Republican extremists, impeached Clinton over the Monica Lewinsky scandal in December 1998.

The danger for after the November election is thus a pact between Wall Street Democrats and reactionary Republicans to shift more of the costs of the current economic depression onto working people. With the forces of killer austerity dominating both major political parties, it is more urgent than ever to create an independent programmatic and organizational alternative to serve as a rallying point for class defense in the coming months. If the American people realize in November that they have been duped for a second time by the master manipulator Obama, many will start looking for a way to organize resistance against additional cuts, while fighting for an economic recovery. The critical time for creating a nationwide united front against austerity is now."

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 07:52 | 2855226 Watauga
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"reactionary Republican Speaker of the House John Boehner "

"Clinton capitulated to reactionary demands to wipe out Aid to Families with Dependent Children, an entitlement built into Franklin D. Roosevelt’s Social Security Act of 1935. "

Puh-leeze.

Organized resistance?  Nationwide united front against austerity?  Independent programmatic and organizational alternative to serve as a rallying point for class defense?  You are an Anti-Free Market/Statist who lives in government's lap, licking its boots when it feeds you and cleans up your crap. 

ZHers spend 90% of their days complaining about $16T+ in national debt, $130T+ in total govt obligations, the highest corporate tax rate in the world, numbing individual income tax rates, and so forth.  Much of the economic calamity of the United States is tied up with Social Security and Medicare, FDR's Statist power-grab and possibly the single most damaging piece of legislation in American History.  How do YOU propose to fix it?  How do YOU propose to at least get it to a place where it does not destroy the entire economy and nation?  I suppose that YOU think Obamacare was good for America, and would oppose any cuts to its ludicrous budget requirements? 

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 13:32 | 2856059 forexskin
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it doesn't take much looking at tarpley's choice of language to reach a conclusion that he dresses his rhetoric to fit the occasion. i'd like to ask him once and for all to conclusively land himself either for or against statism, but instead we get the drivel such as you note.

will tarpley effectively criticise the predominant source of statist power - the monetary system? no - he claims 'austrian econimics' is foreign to the US and therefore not a 'philosophy' that has any use here. as if an austrian school analysis is invalid because of its origin. tarpley is a tool.

webster's days as a respected analyist are numbered.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:31 | 2853857 williambanzai7
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Either way you are looking at a hose.

To understand how the country operates read Edward Bernays. We are all viewed as a bunch of idiots spoon fed the illusion of choice by an elite class of truly entitled ones who apparently know what is best for all, most notably them.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 09:04 | 2855410 TrulyStupid
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Yes a bunch of idiots who believe that wars are wealth accretive and can be financed by tax cuts. Who believe that homes are piggy banks and a source of income as opposed to a liability and a source of expenses. We believe that peace and justice flows from the barrel of a gun. That the source of all wealth on the planet is the printing press in Bernanke's basement.

Question: If lack of liquidity is the problem and QE the answer... why not simply create some more money, give it to the 47%ers whom everyone cares so much about and have them pay off their mortgages and consumer debt... presto problem solved.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 22:34 | 2854546 dapper_dan
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Right on! I tell everyone the same thing right after scrubbing the hell out of my skin when I get back from an NBER meeting. If people fully understood the extent of this truth, there'd be an uprising.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:17 | 2854246 Escapeclaws
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That is precisely how sociopaths view their victims, viz à viz themselves. Their victims are idiots and therefore deserve what they get and the sociopath is so special that he/she is entitled to break the rules. So dealing with the elite is the same as dealing with sociopaths. I know the idea that our leaders are sociopaths is a cliché, but the way you phrased your response coincided so nicely with actual sociopath behavior that, this night in particular with two brazen sociopaths spoon feeding us idiots...well, you get the picture.

In otherwords, we idiots need to wise up and figure out how to stop these predators from ruining our lives. Part of wising up is to see them for what they are and not get sucked in to playing their game by their rules. Refusing to watch the debates would be a positive first step.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:41 | 2853949 newengland
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William,

Up the ante every time. In liar's poker, sometimes the the true hand wins. No surrender.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:45 | 2853791 newengland
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escape clause politico,

So, do you want the red pill or the blue pill? If neither, then stay close to community, and the Tenth Amendment, the sovereignty of states.

Some communities and states are quite confident that they can outwit and outlast the corporatists. Good luck to you and yours, friend.

The NDAA which is approved by most national politicians does show that the political class and Wall St serve themselves first, and would bury anyone in pursuit of their fancy lifestyles.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 21:13 | 2854236 Manipuflation
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@newengland.  I will plus you one,(like that matters for anything) but how about the choice of not taking any pill at all?  I refuse to comply.

Thu, 10/04/2012 - 02:21 | 2854970 newengland
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Manipuflation,

With you.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 18:28 | 2853770 George Washington
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Awesome!

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 18:28 | 2853768 chunga
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Banzai, I hope you have some shit saved up.

You know Tyler is gonna start a Wednesday Comedy post just before the phonies get on stage.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:33 | 2853932 williambanzai7
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I always keep spare ammo...

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 18:19 | 2853731 QQQBall
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Bingo Squares:

 

Still alot of Work to Do.

We are making Progress.

We Didn't Cause this Mess.

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 17:51 | 2853614 Peter Pan
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William, what would you do with yourself without this crsis?
And what we do without you in this crisis?

Wed, 10/03/2012 - 19:03 | 2853877 williambanzai7
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Apparently, my life has been leading up to this era of kleptocronydebauchery.

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