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BRACE YOURSELF
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MAIN STREET SIGN

Main Street is under attack
Employment is not coming back
Kleptos keep shooting
Our wealth they keep looting
The nation is fading to black

The Limerick King

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47% STREET

In order to live on this street
You suck from the government teat
You're lower than slime
Your life is a crime
You live just to sleep and to eat

Mitt The Twitt

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MUPPET BREADLINE

Big Bird's in line for some bread
The hardship is very widespread
Behind stands Barack
He's simply in shock
American dreams are now dead

The Limerick King

 

BOHICA

 

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TOO BIG BIRD TO FAIL

 

The Muppets are Too Big To Fail
Beware of this big yellow whale
Big Bird we must save
Or things will be grave
The system is simple too frail

The Limerick King

 

TOO BIG BIRD TO FAIL 2

 

This picture is just like the song
There's someone that doesn't belong
The others all steal
And do it with zeal
It's Big Bird who's done nothing wrong

The Limerick King

 

KNOW YOUR SHITTY DEAL MEMES

I'm glad that Romney has resuscitated the Muppet meme. 

The picture pretty much says it all.

I have no fucking idea how much it costs to subsidize Sesame Street (probably zero).

I am, however, certain it costs far less than subsidizing Big Oil and I am even more certain that it is less than perpetually subsidizing TBTF Wall Street or Goldman's shitty solar energy malinvestment deals for that matter (who was Solyndra's investment banker? The same shitty dealers backing Romney this time around).

Don't hold your breath waiting for Frick or Frack to make that simple observation.

Just more noise to distract the Muppets.

WB7

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MUPPETS AGAINST ROMNEY

 

 

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SESAME STREET 2012

 

The whole gang from Sesame Street
Are hoping that Romney gets beat
Their jobs are in flux
They think Romney sucks
He's just an entitled Elite

The Limerick King

 

MEET MR BALLOON HEAD

BALLOONHEAD IN CHIEF

 

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Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:14 | 2860156 NoTTD
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Agreed.  Just to name a few.

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 14:00 | 2860333 LetThemEatRand
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What about the $6.6 billion in cash that went missing in Iraq?   http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jun/13/world/la-fg-missing-billions-201...

 Any of you "public broadcasting is the real problem" guys getting pissed off about that?  How much Big Bird seed do you suppose you could buy with $6.6 billion?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 14:17 | 2860409 chrisd
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^TRUTH. Or the $400B+ for the war in Iraq

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 14:56 | 2860584 alien-IQ
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or the 2.3 trillion Rumsfeld said was missing from the pentagon on 9/10/01?

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 12:44 | 2860058 Stud Duck
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Just spit Baileys and hot coffee into my cancerous sinous cavity, thanks Wm for the sensation!

Made my friday!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 12:44 | 2860057 Stud Duck
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Just spit Baileys and hot coffee into my cancerous sinous cavity, thanks Wm for the sensation!

Made my friday!

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:53 | 2860303 machineh
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Mr Balloon Head -- PRICELESS!

The 'alt' version has a teat on top: Mr Condom Head (or Mr Dickhead, if you prefer).

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 12:28 | 2860007 williambanzai7
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LLOYD MUPPET

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 18:05 | 2861247 nmewn
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Hey Banzai!!!...how about one with Mitt driving the family Truckster cross country with O'Barry strapped to the top in a dog box ;-)

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 14:24 | 2860439 LMAOLORI
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Screw Big Bird he's wealthier then Mitt Romney and that's thanks to my tax dollars

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 15:52 | 2860832 ToNYC
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Elmo created more net jobs than Romney with people selling his toys; but Romney created more nut jobs by firing the 99%.

 

Fri, 10/05/2012 - 13:46 | 2860270 tongue.stan
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Pigs in a poke.

Excellent graphics as usual.

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