BaG THat SHiT JaMiE...

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MARKET WATCH: J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. did the Federal Reserve a favor when it bought Bear Stearns & Co. during the height of the financial crisis in 2008, J.P. Morgan's CEO Jamie Dimon said Wednesday. "We did them a favor. We were asked to do it and we did it at great risk to ourselves," Dimon said at an event in Washington held by the Council on Foreign Relations.

WB7: We must respond to every miserable attempt to rewrite history, particularly by this sorry piece of reckless TBTF CEO malfeasance and Wall Street parasitism.

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Me_Myself_and_I's picture

This picture made me blow out my coke all over my keyboard.



Joseph Jones's picture

Wow!  A lying, obfuscting, dissimulating Jew!  I'm shocked!

Doesn't that image remind you of the dog with human head in the Donald Sutherland movie Invasion Of The Body Snatchers? 

strannick's picture

Most Jewish people arent lying obfuscating dissimulators. I know it's obvious but apparently you dont understand this, so I thought I'd better say it anyways.

Joseph Jones's picture

The Rabbis who wrote/write the Talmud, the Rabbis who define what is Judaism, the Rabbis who define for the world what is a jew, definitely lie top to bottom.  I certainly realize the common "jew" suffers under the tyranny of the Rabbis and the Talmud as much the common goyim.

What do you think of a religion that declares the death penalty for jews who turn away from the Rabbinical rule?  Such Rabbis declared and declare now that Hitler did God's work against the jews who turned away from the rule of the Rabbis.  What do you think about that?

What do you personally make of a "jewish nation" that prohibits certain races from membership? (palestinians, even if they marry, can never become an Israeli citizen).  Why is this pure, unholy, ungodly, God-hating and human-hating practice not condemned by you and every common "jew?"  Because to publicly go against the Rabbis, even for a jew, is to risk death in the west and in Israel.

I support my claim that jews lie with this paraphrase from the Talmud: Because gentiles are not human, it's OK to lie and steal from and kill a gentile.   

disabledvet's picture

we need out Tylers' Durden. We are worried. Has "the Source" been compromised?

Wakanda's picture

Jamie is in da gutter and can't get much lower. That poor dawg has an awful job, it might be animal abuse.

WB7 nails da shiiit!


vmromk's picture

I don't know what it as about that picture, but I can't stop looking at it.....FUCKING BRILLIANT !!!!

Angus McHugepenis's picture

That's the first time I've seen a dog clean up it's own shit. What the fuck was that animal eating that caused it to produce such a filthy, steaming coil of Dimon? And why is the dog trying to get rid of it before somebody notices that huge turd?

monad's picture

Dogs will clean their own asshole with their tongue and even eat other dogs' shit, but there are some things even a dog won't do. Such as fuck a dead dog, steal pensions or sell its children into slavery. Thumbs has nothing to do with it, its about psychosis, group psychosis and mass psychosis.

Dineroguru's picture

Jamie is a piece of whale shit that should float to the bottom of the deep blue sea like Jimmy Hoffa

JuicedGamma's picture

That's almost as rich as Obama's "You didn't make that".  


No Mr Dimon, you did it at great risk to YOUR INVESTORS!!!!!!! Not yourselves, that is your fudiciary responsibility as CEO or did you forget you answered to your investors, not yourselves.

azzhatter's picture

Jamie has Bear Stearns coming out his ears

monad's picture

He spanked bare sterns with the rest of them.

nmewn's picture

Instead of having a gun stuck to their temple...ala Bank of America (Ken Lewis)/Merril Lynch/Hank Paulson...Jamie was just doin favors...sure buddy

williambanzai7's picture

The glorious hero. Remember him gloating when he did that deal?

Hey, I just beat Jimmy Cayne...

nmewn's picture

Yep. And he didn't even know how to play bridge ;-)

nasa's picture

Thanks WB7 - The boss is now giving me the eye after my outburst of laughter..

ebworthen's picture

Poor hapless J.P. Morgue, forced to take money from the FED backdoor at 0.10% to lend out at 5%-29%.

Forced to bribe (er, "contribute") to elected officials who supposedly represent constituents.

I'd bet they are so patriotic they are all accepting only U.S. median wage and no bonuses until the debt is paid off.

There isn't a pooper scooper big enough for these turds.

topspinslicer's picture

Stop holding back William, tell us how you feel about the douchebaggy!!!!!

israhole's picture

At least he loves Israel like the rest of the scumabags. It might be too later for the US, with traitors running and ruining everything vital.

WTFx10's picture

How can you tell a Zionist from a human? They are Bankers.

TrustWho's picture

Did Ben and Hank thank him for being a patriot?

So, Jamie admits to using stockholder money for a bad investment, so he could be considered a patriot by Ben and Hank? Is this narcissiistic behavior or what?

Narcissistic personality disorder is a mental disorder in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance and a deep need for admiration. Those with narcissistic personality disorder believe that they're superior to others and have little regard for other people's feelings. But behind this mask of ultra-confidence lies a fragile self-esteem, vulnerable to the slightest criticism.

Just asking?

williambanzai7's picture

That is exactly what it is. He's trying to compensate for the massive loss of credibility he has suffered.

waterhorse's picture

That's an awfully big and ugly wealth-extracting parasite arising from the excrement. 

Zero Govt's picture

Yep, there's no end to this shit

...especially while Bubble Ben keeps bailing it out and propping it up

May The Shit Be With You ....Ben just loves the stuff soooo much 

prains's picture

rewriting history: the "lance armstrongian" epitomy of american culture rewriting history for 237 years

Kayman's picture

The old sports Maxim:" I ain't doping if I don't get caught."

Translated into Bankster: " I ain't a criminal if I own the judges and politicians"

Angus McHugepenis's picture

Allow me to expand on that:

The difference between a criminal and an honest man is this; The criminal got caught, and convicted.

Wall Street is FULL of innocent men... and the people they "elect".

Pike Bishop's picture

There's mood disorder - depression etc, feeling bad when things aren't so.

Then there's neurosis - aware of reality, but misinterpreting it.

Then there's psychosis - fuck reality, this is what I see and I'm going with it.

Then there's Dimon - fuck reality, I AM REALITY. I CREATE IT. Now on your knees, give me your money, and kiss the ring on my penis.

I try to avoid violence but isn't it about time these people feared for their lives, when they say shit like this.

Or is it time for me to admit, that tolerance is always mistaken for weakness.

disabledvet's picture

"rip their face off" is Wall Street. And that's why they can't get out of their own way when dealing with the pissed off Americans. Of course tolerance on our part is mistaken for weakness...but clearly we're not here to be friends but to truly get the job done. The bottom line: we're here are hungrier for the facts, for truth, for reality and ultimately getting the job done. Clearly coupon clipping is "all the rage" on Wall Street. The irony of course is Wall Street says "the government is the problem for giving us so many coupons."

williambanzai7's picture

You are right, he is displaying traits that psychiatrists know well.

blu's picture

Is Lord Dimon becoming perhaps a tad concerned regarding his survival? We can certainly hope.

californiagirl's picture

According to him, it's "Doctor" Dimon. I suppose he thinks he saves lives and is too arrogant to notice how many of his victims feel like committing suicide.

Zero Govt's picture

Dimons are Forever no?

...oh it's a fake, we can dump this one, it's f'n worthless

Angus McHugepenis's picture

I think they're ramping up Wall Street to start pumping DDDS.

Dimon Dogshit Default Swaps

Whatever... it will all be monetized by the FED if anyone loses they're stash of dog shit.

williambanzai7's picture

Dogshit default swaps, there are some places even I am hesitant to go...but if necessary ;-)

Angus McHugepenis's picture

I do hope my random madness has inspired you to create yet another artistic masterpiece.

Carry on.

disabledvet's picture

Was it the Government that was panicking or Wall Street? I don't recall the money flowing TO Washington actually...but FROM Washington. Anywho point well taken...failure is not to be allowed. Now what shall we the people do with Greece....what shall we the people do with Greece...

waterhorse's picture

Thanks for the laugh, Wm B.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

It's the details that make it so funny ... Jaime is mid-sentence.

williambanzai7's picture

That's actually him at the session with the CFRs.