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THe GReaT DeBaTeS 2012...
It's time for the Thrill in the Ville
These midgets are prepping to kill
Will it be Ryan
Or Ben Dover Biden
Who proves they are mentally ill
The Limerick King
Question for Biden: Will we be entltled to frequent flyer miles for staying in an NDAA facility?
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Question for Ryan: Which was the 51st State, the Cayman Islands or the City of London?
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Question for Biden: Does Lloyd Blankfein smoke a cigarette afterwards?
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Ryan Question: How big does a woman's uterus have to be in order to qualify for incorporation in the Cayman Islands?
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Ryan Question: How many tax deductions can you get for importing fully assembled Chinese dressage horses?
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Biden Question: How many drones per capita are indicative of a full economic recovery?
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Ryan Question: Will Romney wear his Michigan State Trooper uniform when he cracks down on China?
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O-BABEL
Biden Question: Which games did TOTUS watch last Tuesday evening?
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Elections are making us sick
Designed as a well-funded trick
After we've spewed
We keep getting screwed
By the left or the right pointed dick
The Limerick King
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Nobody's taking a stand
Nobody's dick is in hand
Nobody's peeing
Nobody's seeing
A flush of the system is planned
The Limerick King
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There is no debate. Biden is hands down a sleezier criminal asshole than Ryan. Ryan is more like Frank Dodd to Romney's Stillson in The Dead Zone. On the other hand, Obama is just like Keefer Sutherland in The Lost Boys... this election is bogus, no matter what heads are gonna to roll.
Popping popcorn right now!
When the debate starts, I'm going to pop a bottle of bubbly and celebrate insignificance...
Another EPIC Banzai7 work(s) of art.
The Careless Whisper Pre-Game Analysis:
The challenger will be respectful, show a strong command of the issues and details, appear young and energetic, and will give a roadmap to more j.o.b.s. and securing our embassies abroad.
The incumbant is no Clint Eastwood, and will stick to what has worked in the past -- class warfare cliches.
Biden Question: Do you still stand behind your 2008 debate assertion that the US & France have kicked Hezbollah out of Lebanon?
Sacre bleu!!!...lol.
If he does everything right, if he does it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30 percent chance he's going to get it wrong.
I'm looking for signs that he's on valium (although I don't know what that would look like...lol)...there is no way they're gonna let Joe be Joe like they're sayin.
"They're gonna put you all back in chains!"
lol...it should be great fun ;-)
I'd bet money (gold) Biden does his best to piss Ryan off with quiet calm but sharp and deep barbs and false assertions.
A slippery fox like Biden, especially with coaching, is going to take that tack.
If Biden pops his cork, he may as well sell T-Shirts in Detroit.
Love the election barf bag; does it come in extra large double thickness?
most of us who are actually from danville just want it over with, that whole side of the city is done up like the fhuere bunker, be better off if nobody even knew where danville is, weve got it pretty good here ps well done wb7
FINALLY A GOOD haka
thnks WB
Ryan almost has a hint of George W when he does that monkey look, doesn't he?
Great work WB7!
Wow that Obama/tower of Babel is pure genius! He says so many confusing and conflicting things to ensure the people are confused and submissive to the status quo.
The great bain of China.. are those the steel beams from the twin towers sent to china for disposal back then?
Nice idea
Vote for a candidate not from the duopoly of evil.
http://howstupidare.blogspot.com/2012/10/how-stupid-are-people-who-waste-their.html
Plain Vanilla Thrilla. I hear Lawrence Welk in the backround saying, "Ah start the bubble machine!"
http://lewrockwell.com/orig9/finnigan9.1.1.html
Brilliant Banzai, luv'd it :)
awesome as always WB7
Horrors, William. One slip on that pole dance could be bad news for the family jewels!
Just looking at these pics makes me feel like an elite thinker in this country. BTW love the red and blue inadvertent (?) Mickey Mouse ears over Romney-Maori. Very deep. They say talent creates luck.
That's actually a great look for Romney. Plus, it might help him pull votes in American Samoa...
Atlas Shrugged starts tomorrow night at a theater near you. Go Hank Rearden!
+1 for the Limerick King.
Thanks Captain. I'm just happy to be along for the ride...
This insanity is the only thing keeping me sane!
Thanks! Laughed so hard my sides ache.
I'm voting for a third party. Not sure which one.
I may pick a name out of a hat.
End of America.
End of America.
DURDEN/BANZAI-2012
'pends on the State you're voting in. either it is oh, nevermind, or it is a vote for O.
then just vote for O
'cuz the third party outfits, like it or not, have not gained the appeal to organize sufficiently to gain adequate support. that's just a fact. Have to go back to truly great disruptions, (end of the Whigs, etc.) for this to work.
This year won't be a truly great disruption, unless there are "irregularities" at the polls. If that is the case, then you do get your "End of America."
But, imho, not yet.
- Ned
Gary Johnson.
http://www.garyjohnson2012.com/
I've become suspicious of anyone who claims they will correct the imbalances in the US economy by lowering taxes.
What I've noticed is that taxes are lowered for the rich primarily or even exclusively, who then obviously become even richer, creating greater imbalances that seem to call out for more and greater corrective measures such as -- well such as lowering taxes.
I'd like to hear how someone intends to mitigate that pattern because it is destroying us faster than extremist Islam ever dreamed of doing. I don't think they can, because mitigation veers into "socialism". So it just sort of goes without saying that lowering taxes is somehow good for America, so yeah let's do that. Well America has never had so many rich people before, and never has money become so concentrated as it is now, and I don't see how lowering taxes (again) will alter that in any way whatsoever.
Or maybe I just don't get it. Okay I said I would pick a name from a hat, so in you go Gary Johnson you rich motherfucker. Good luck.
Write in Jerry Sandusky, seeing as how we're all just innocents being ass raped in the showers by the political status quo.
Love the Paul (Travis Bickle) Ryan. I can just imagine Senator Charles Palantine standing next to him saying, "We meet at a crossroads in history. No longer will the wrong roads be taken."
jeenyus!
Ryan Question: When did Ayn Ryan begin her lifelong study of the teachings of St Thomas Aquinas?
This choice is a catch-22
What should perplexed voters do?
The difference is nil
Just take the blue pill
And brace for the upcoming screw
The Limerick King
This two faced hopeless poster is the best eva!!!
DEVO - FREEDOM OF CHOICE
A victim of collision on the open sea
Nobody ever said that life was free
Sank, swam, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choice
I'll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Your freedom of choice
In ancient rome there was a poem
About a dog who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!
Then if you got it you don't want it
Seems to be the rule of thumb
Don't be tricked by what you see
You got two ways to go
I'll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!
In ancient rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want
A challenge. Now write a song to Bob Dylans song the times they are a changing, but change the lyrics to...the laws they are a changing.
The Laws...They are a Changin'
Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the fiat
Around you has grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your assets to you
Are worth savin'
Then you better start preppin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the laws they are a-changin'.
Come writers and critics
Who hate the fool Ben
Just keep your gold stacked
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
The fool's blamin'
For the criminal now
Will be later to win
For the laws they are a-changin'.
With senators, congressmen
We are appalled
We'll stand in your doorways
We'll stand in your halls
And if you get hurt
It's your own god-damned fault
There's a battle outside
And it's ragin'
We'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the laws you are a-changin'
Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And please realize
Our economy's planned
Your sons and your daughters
Are following Rand
Your penal code's
Rapidly agin'
They wrote up a new one
Now justice is banned
For the laws they are a-changin'.
The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The moral one now
Will soon be harrassed
As the eaters now
Will later be gassed
Humanity's rapidly fadin'
And the honest one now
Will later be last
For the laws they are a-changin'.
DEVO were so far ahead of the times...