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ON THe NoBeL FaRCe...
“If history shows anything, it is that there's no better way to justify relations founded on violence, to make such relations seem moral, than by reframing them in the language of debt—above all, because it immediately makes it seem that it's the victim who's doing something wrong."--David Graeber
The Vikings may want to revise
The metrics for winning their prize
The winner this year
Is a source of great fear
And peace can't be heard through their cries
The Limerick King
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Banzai,
Are you suggesting the EU CAN'T run an economy based on Molovtov cocktails and peasant-beating?
Just so you know, this isn't going to help your Nobel campaign any.
Actually they might give the prze to Israel AFTER she bombs Iran for her efforts in minimizing the dangers of nuclear war in the future.
Stop this world.....I want to get off as someone once said.
The Noble committee is run by hard lefties. The rest of the stupidity frows from that fact.
Giving the prize to Israel for not yet bombing Iran would probably have been more productive and less farcical.
What we are witnessing is a malaise of civilization when even insitutions cannot provide some direction.
It is as if the lighthouses of the world have turned off their lights at the height of the storm.
Remember the rules to all horror movies (your f**ked), no leaving till the end of the movie :)
This begs for a list of new Nobel Prizes.
The Nobel Prize in Sovereign Deconstruction
The Nobel Prize in Wiping Bankster's Ass
The Novel Prize in Citizen Serfing (spelling on purpose)
The Nobel Prize on Lying Your Ass Off
.....
Our modern "civilized" society has progressed so far that the ledger, the taxman, the "I Promise" untrustable politician have replaced the honesty of the sword, the rifle, the knife.
The wool suit and skirt covering a lying empty shell of a banker/politician ensuring debt serfdom.
Such progress.
AKA A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING!
Hieronymus Bosch....would be proud.
In his era it was Satan....today we have his earthly minions to contend with....Bankstas.
How about a Troika Triptych
Actually,
I prefer Satan over Banksters...
Satan is content with just your immortal soul.
The Banksters want everything else with your soul as collateral.
A certain man was begging his bank manager for a loan without success despite telling him about his sick mother in law needing an operation, his son's lousy business, his daughter's unwanted pregnancy and his wif's need for liposuction.
In the end the bank manager relented and told the man he would give him the loan if he could identify which of his two eyes was a glass eye.
The man successfully identified the glass eye and was given the loan. As he was leaving, the manager asked how he was able to identify the glass eye because no one else had ever succeeded.
The borrower replied.....I noticed a tear rolling from it as I was telling you all about my situation.
.....I'll agree with you....I had forgotten about their ability to re-hypothecate souls, so for every one they get, they can re-sell 50....even Statn is unaware of the screwing he's getting from these guys......
William, Sick, twisted, and oh so very sadly true. I weep.
"What does one say when the prize honoring peace is awarded to those whose principle achievement has been to build a giant bazooka?"
One might say "Beat that bazooka into plowshares".
But it's all relative you see. Everything looks like peace compared to hell, which is where we would all be if the EU hadn't so gallantly stepped up to save us, or some such tripple inverted bullshit argument like that.
To hell with it, I'm going fishing.
Wha t the fuck is wrong with the world?
there's not enough performance enhancing beer. i'd have had 8 tour de france titles by now.
That last one would make a great flag for the protesters.
Madame Angie is one hot NWO slut!! LOL
Virtual reality ascendant... as long as we have the power to sustain the illusion.
slight remix:
Virtual reality ascendant... as long as we provide the power to sustain the illusion.
Once everyone is dead then things will be real peaceful...Satan to win peace prize....
What you have written is quite profound yet it is the precise opposite that we must aspire to.......the death of the devil in each and everyone of us.
God that Euro Bazooka is funny. I just got my abs. workout for the day. +1
You realize if they melt the Nobel down they will have barely enough to pay for a paid subscription to Reggie Middleton's Boom Bust Blog. Then they can get all the data they seem to be missing.
Here is Nigel Farage's response to the predictable news that another left-wing sham has claimed the NPP.
I like Nigel's comparison of the EU to another failed nation building experiment-Yugoslavia. "What a load of chocolate!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7PUtS2FCfM
Bunga Barrel...LMAO
BRILLIANT WB!
You couldn't make this shit up better. These out-and-out dxouchebags spoon feed you this material....the fucks!
Keep up the EXCELLENT WORK!
The Dead Milkmen - "Peter Bazooka"
Tuesday - yes, it was Tuesday
When I saw my congressman coming out of the titty bar
He didn't look like my congressman, but that's okay
Nobody really looks like themselves anymore
I think it's got something to do with that crap
They've been pouring into the water
I decided it might be wise to follow the congressman
Just to see what he was up to.
After all, my tax dollars do pay his salary.
The congressman got into a taxi, so I hailed a taxi
Despite the obvious dangers involved
And the coloured voices in my head began to sing:
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can even hear the little insects crawl
The congressman was in taxi number 23
And I was in cab 17
But numbers are meaningless in this kind of cat and squid game
My driver was an Aries
And he laughed when I said "Follow that cab!"
And he kept laughing until he saw the cold blue steel of Little Elvis
"Keep your god-damn hands off that radio!" I warned him
"I work for the government!"
This is actually a half truth
I'm really a bike courier
But I make a lot of deliveries to government offices.
That's where I heard about the cheese.
And the coloured voices in my head kept singing:
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can even hear the little insects crawl
There's this super secret government program called
"Operation the cheese stands alone"
It's the congressmen's pet project
They claim that they're giving surplus cheese to the needy
I, of course, have my suspicions
After 15 very quiet minutes
The congressman's cab pulled up outside a warehouse
I had the Aries circle around the building and drop me off.
He seemed to be grasping the importance of my mission
Since he said I didn't have to pay him.
As long as I promised to stay very far away from him and his taxi.
I swear, some people just don't want to get involved.
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can even hear the little insects crawl
So I walked into that cold dark place
Little Elvis drawn and ready for action
I too was ready -
Ready for the moment when I would be a real American
All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can have it all, yes I can have it all
All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can even make the little insects crawl