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“If history shows anything, it is that there's no better way to justify relations founded on violence, to make such relations seem moral, than by reframing them in the language of debt—above all, because it immediately makes it seem that it's the victim who's doing something wrong."--David Graeber

 

MODERN WAR

 

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NOBEL FARCE

 

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NOBEL FARCE 2012
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The Vikings may want to revise
The metrics for winning their prize
The winner this year
Is a source of great fear
And peace can't be heard through their cries

The Limerick King

TROIKA NOBEL
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NOBEL AUSTERITY QUEEN

 

 

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NOBEL FARCE 2

 

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TROIKA FLAG

 

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Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:32 | 2882248 mark mchugh
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Banzai,

Are you suggesting the EU CAN'T run an economy based on Molovtov cocktails and peasant-beating?

Just so you know, this isn't going to help your Nobel campaign any.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 23:42 | 2883928 williambanzai7
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NOBEL T SHIRT

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:15 | 2882193 Peter Pan
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Actually they might give the prze to Israel AFTER she bombs Iran for her efforts in minimizing the dangers of nuclear war in the future.

Stop this world.....I want to get off as someone once said.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:13 | 2882186 rustymason
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The Noble committee is run by hard lefties. The rest of the stupidity frows from that fact.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:11 | 2882182 Peter Pan
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Giving the prize to Israel for not yet bombing Iran would probably have been more productive and less farcical.

What we are witnessing is a malaise of civilization when even insitutions cannot provide some direction.

It is as if the lighthouses of the world have turned off their lights at the height of the storm.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 14:04 | 2882352 clawsthatscratch
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Remember the rules to all horror movies (your f**ked), no leaving till the end of the movie :)

 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:07 | 2882172 ptoemmes
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This begs for a list of new Nobel Prizes.

The Nobel Prize in Sovereign Deconstruction

The Nobel Prize in Wiping Bankster's Ass

The Novel Prize in Citizen Serfing (spelling on purpose)

The Nobel Prize on Lying Your Ass Off

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Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:49 | 2882108 ebworthen
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Our modern "civilized" society has progressed so far that the ledger, the taxman, the "I Promise" untrustable politician have replaced the honesty of the sword, the rifle, the knife.

The wool suit and skirt covering a lying empty shell of a banker/politician ensuring debt serfdom.

Such progress.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:06 | 2882171 WALLST8MY8BALL
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AKA A WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:33 | 2881814 rosiescenario
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Hieronymus Bosch....would be proud.

 

In his era it was Satan....today we have his earthly minions to contend with....Bankstas.

 

How about a Troika Triptych

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:35 | 2882054 shovelhead
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Actually,

I prefer Satan over Banksters...

Satan is content with just your immortal soul.

The Banksters want everything else with your soul as collateral.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:32 | 2882246 Peter Pan
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A certain man was begging his bank manager for a loan without success despite telling him about his sick mother in law needing an operation, his son's lousy business, his daughter's unwanted pregnancy and his wif's need for liposuction.

In the end the bank manager relented and told the man he would give him the loan if he could identify which of his two eyes was a glass eye.

The man successfully identified the glass eye and was given the loan. As he was leaving, the manager asked how he was able to identify the glass eye because no one else had ever succeeded.

The borrower replied.....I noticed a tear rolling from it as I was telling you all about my situation.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:56 | 2882137 rosiescenario
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.....I'll agree with you....I had forgotten about their ability to re-hypothecate souls, so for every one they get, they can re-sell 50....even Statn is unaware of the screwing he's getting from these guys......

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:06 | 2881732 forwardho
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William, Sick, twisted, and oh so very sadly true. I weep.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 11:03 | 2881714 Wakanda
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"What does one say when the prize honoring peace is awarded to those whose principle achievement has been to build a giant bazooka?"

One might say "Beat that bazooka into plowshares".

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:53 | 2881686 Downtoolong
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But it's all relative you see. Everything looks like peace compared to hell, which is where we would all be if the EU hadn't so gallantly stepped up to save us, or some such tripple inverted bullshit argument like that.

To hell with it, I'm going fishing.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:50 | 2881678 resurger
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Wha t the fuck is wrong with the world?

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:55 | 2881689 prains
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there's not enough performance enhancing beer. i'd have had 8 tour de france titles by now.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:40 | 2881641 kaiserhoff
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That last one would make a great flag for the protesters. 

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:39 | 2881636 sodbuster
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Madame Angie is one hot NWO slut!! LOL

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:31 | 2881600 mess nonster
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Virtual reality ascendant... as long as we have the power to sustain the illusion.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:40 | 2881642 tip e. canoe
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slight remix:

Virtual reality ascendant... as long as we provide the power to sustain the illusion.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:23 | 2881442 nick howdy
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Once everyone is dead then things will be real peaceful...Satan to win peace prize....

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 13:23 | 2882216 Peter Pan
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What you have written is quite profound yet it is the precise opposite that we must aspire to.......the death of the devil in each and everyone of us.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:19 | 2881298 Yen Cross
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 God that Euro Bazooka is funny. I just got my abs. workout for the day. +1

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 08:15 | 2880801 williambanzai7
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MODIFIED EURO BAZOOKA

You realize if they melt the Nobel down they will have barely enough to pay for a paid subscription to Reggie Middleton's Boom Bust Blog. Then they can get all the data they seem to be missing.

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:24 | 2882020 Cpl Hicks
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Here is Nigel Farage's response to the predictable news that another left-wing sham has claimed the NPP.

I like Nigel's comparison of the EU to another failed nation building experiment-Yugoslavia. "What a load of chocolate!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7PUtS2FCfM

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:05 | 2881946 BeetleBailey
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Bunga Barrel...LMAO

 

BRILLIANT WB!

You couldn't make this shit up better. These out-and-out dxouchebags spoon feed you this material....the fucks!

 

Keep up the EXCELLENT WORK!

Fri, 10/12/2012 - 08:48 | 2880871 WALLST8MY8BALL
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The Dead Milkmen - "Peter Bazooka"

 

Tuesday - yes, it was Tuesday
When I saw my congressman coming out of the titty bar
He didn't look like my congressman, but that's okay
Nobody really looks like themselves anymore
I think it's got something to do with that crap
They've been pouring into the water
I decided it might be wise to follow the congressman
Just to see what he was up to.
After all, my tax dollars do pay his salary.
The congressman got into a taxi, so I hailed a taxi
Despite the obvious dangers involved
And the coloured voices in my head began to sing:
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can even hear the little insects crawl
The congressman was in taxi number 23
And I was in cab 17
But numbers are meaningless in this kind of cat and squid game
My driver was an Aries
And he laughed when I said "Follow that cab!"
And he kept laughing until he saw the cold blue steel of Little Elvis
"Keep your god-damn hands off that radio!" I warned him
"I work for the government!"
This is actually a half truth
I'm really a bike courier
But I make a lot of deliveries to government offices.
That's where I heard about the cheese.
And the coloured voices in my head kept singing:
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can even hear the little insects crawl
There's this super secret government program called
"Operation the cheese stands alone"
It's the congressmen's pet project
They claim that they're giving surplus cheese to the needy
I, of course, have my suspicions
After 15 very quiet minutes
The congressman's cab pulled up outside a warehouse
I had the Aries circle around the building and drop me off.
He seemed to be grasping the importance of my mission
Since he said I didn't have to pay him.
As long as I promised to stay very far away from him and his taxi.
I swear, some people just don't want to get involved.
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can hear it all, yes I can hear it all
All I gotta do is put my ear to the wall
And I can even hear the little insects crawl
So I walked into that cold dark place
Little Elvis drawn and ready for action
I too was ready -
Ready for the moment when I would be a real American
All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can have it all, yes I can have it all
All I gotta do is bang my head on the wall
And I can even make the little insects crawl

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