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Now folks, just let me be clear
You really have nothing to fear
I've heard all the groans
About building those drones
What's that? I can no longer hear!!!
The Limerick King
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Iranians better beware
Defenses you better prepare
If Mitt gets the win
A war will begin
When missiles are launched from his hair
The Limerick King
The dance of the Cronys begins
A pageant of well rehersed spins
Although it's all show
We still want to know
Which of these two cronies wins
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I didn't see this until today but maybe it makes for better imagery the day after. I did watch the whole miserable thing with my husband but he managed to get a nap out of it. I'm not sure why I'm punishing myself but I'll watch the third debate, too.
What a farce this system is. At least your images and the Limerick King's words make me smile about the participants.
Just contemplating the images of these two bozos if enough to convince one of David Icke's theory that we are led and controlled by bloodlines of Reptilians hybrids in drag. Ain't nothing human in either one.
Neither of these clowns, or their circuses have a clue. The road is laid out, the concrete poured and cured, the asphalt pressed and the lines drawn. They talk about plans and new deals and binders and have no idea where the hell the cliff is because of the blinders they are wearing. Stumbling about in their 3 piece suits, sweltering under the high intensity lights powered by green energy, they blindly go forth figuring if they can't see you, you can't see them. We hide our hungry behind SNAP cards, we hide our homeless in those wonderful cars and our jobless behind firewalls and computerized job search applications.
No Grapes of Wrath for US. No Soup lines and kitchens unless it's a photo Op. Champagne and Caviar for those who can afford it and helicopters to fly us above it all. Our dainty feet must no touch the soiled landscape of industrial might which we are still looking for the elves that the cobbler employed.
We have lived the goodlife, spent the childhoods of our great grand children to fuel the hedonistic excesses of the present. Now the bill is here, the set looks worn and faded and the charade is over. Oh there are a few backstage still trying to act as though the show will go on forever, but they are deluded and haven't seen the storm clouds turning black on the horizon.
It will not be as bad as some predict, but it will be a shriving, made worse by those whose religion predicts the end of days. We won't go out with a bang, but a whimper as we try to find enough clean water to drink and some semblence of food. We will go back to judging a person by the worth of their word and strangers will have to prove their good intentions. It won't happen graduallly, it will happen with the passage of the gust front, a Sirocco that surprises everyone and most won't be able to deal with it.
I can't listen to either of them. I keep cringing like I'm watching a chainsaw horror film.
The best I can do is read the transcripts. It is horrendous all around.
Hillarious way to start the day THANKS!!
From my China-Lady "Friend"....
"NuLorkFlankie - I no undstand big dweal.... wiff u evelly day eRection day" ;)
you ZHealots ever heard of the simpsons? it's a good show...laugh a minute.
here is the scene where homer decides to become a politician and incurs $587,344.06 in student loan debt. clown college is no joke. not to be confused with carnie college; which is both a joke and where the rejects from clown college and cosmotology school wind up. still, tuition is through the roof...but carnies don't care -- they're an improvident lot...improvident to a one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0edCAOkdXgU
here's homer attempting to vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBaX9GPSaQ
oh, homer...when will you ever learn.
whenever i think of democracy, i think of homer simpson -- and vise-versa. i know that politicians think of homer simpson; you could say they meditate on him...they all wear these queer wrist-bands stamped "wwhd." it's a constant reminder that you can never fail in american politics if you can at the same time appeal to the lowest common denominator, avoid all responsibility, speak and think in the dialect of dullards and act like an impetuous man-child.
the more you think about it the less likely you are to escape the conviction that politicians and homer simpson are of a single kind -- the superfluous sort. homer simpson is an inspector in sector 7G; he occupies such a position because the law mandates that sector 7G maintain a safety inspector on staff; if the law did not in such-wise stipulate that sector 7G's safety be overseen by an inspector, there would be no such position. sector 7G would be left to its fate. the position requires that homer do absolutely nothing that could fuck things up; and if he sees a fuck-up in progress to take certain measures...and in the process save everyone living within a 200 mile radius of springfield.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJcy4w2_Dro&feature=related
thank you, america, for this plague of 'leadership' you've left the younger generations. our cup runneth over. how can we ever repay you? you know, janus has been mulling that very question. oh, janus has been mulling. and you can rest assured that the mulling will continue apace.
all they had to do was not fuck things up; but they couldn't help themselves. they are fuck-ups afterall...it's what fuck-ups do; they fuck shit up. sometimes epically. because they simply do not discriminate -- the bigger, more beautiful and valuable the thing you put in their stewardship, all the more exciting a challenge they find it. dogs lick their balls; cats eat their shit; and politicians fuck up everything they touch.
it's like that story of they guy who wants to make a pet of a snake; and then the snake bites him; and he's all like, 'hey, snakeypoo, i cuddled you and raised you from a tiny-scaly thing that could barely slither...what's with this biting routine?'
the snake replies with insolent contempt, "i'm a snake...that's how i roll, bitch."
i guess i'll tell a lil anecdote...something about snakes, as sort-of a parable about politicians:
my grandfather could pull-off the coolest trick you've ever seen. if a snake was moving away from him, and at a pace slow enough to permit grand-dad's quickly closing the distance between he and it, he (my grandfather) could run up on it, grab it by its tail, sling it like a bull-whip, snapping its head clean off in one fluid movement. it's an image that tends to stay with a person, a politician...oops, i mean a snake (of course)...losing its head in such a graphic fashion. but even snakes serve a purpose; until they don't.
we are at a point where we have to choose between real leaders or no leaders at all.
here's an idea that could be implemented by a real leader; but would never stand a chance under the current bi-cameral fiddle-faddle. it's not the constitution that's the problem; it's the constitution's supposition that those individuals who constitute the actual organs of state be something other than diseased and corrupted cadavers. oh you naive founding fathers. could you even fathom? no, you couldn't. of all the things you were, cruel was not among them.
anyway, this idea would never-ever see the light of day because none of the big-boys eat at this table; it doesn't protect and artifically support an antiquated industry; it would threaten the existence of the giant reticulated stink bug, a species found only around the most propitious spots, a species with enhanced reticulation and extra stank, generally thought to be an odious pest by all humans, this thing would be endangered...and for some reason it should matter -- my guess is the reticulation; and it would have to be completed in a timely and cost-efficent fashion. like i said, all fantasy.
but i'll share anyway:
because energy is truly a matter of national security, i would divert funds from the military to pay for this project. and this after massive cuts to the bloated war-making machine from day one. in fact, i would try and use as many military engineers and crews as were possible. after all, it's not the ephemeral, short-term blip-jobs we'd want to create; the objective is a vibrant and productive economy, wherein long-term employment is fostered by a structure conducive to the same.
cheap and abundant energy is the name of the game; and starving masses of humanity by diverting corn stocks to ethanol is no way to play. for now, and for the forseeable future (unless somebody did sumpin with cold-fushion and didn't tell ole janus) the hydrocarbon is still king. we've got lots and lots of em...they come in a gaseous form.
i say we halt this rail line in california immediately. politicians are, once again, trying to force the square peg in the round hole. americans will not give up their cars...ever. so instead of attempting to conduct their habits to harmonize with the ideals in your academic models, why not tailor the resources availble to the charecter and habits of the people as they exist? so that failure won't come running up and karate-kick you in the nads yet again, why don't you reconsider you initial premise. to wit: you know better than we do. how much more evidence do you need? what's it gonna take to convince you that you're all worthless mounds of dung? how long do you think you can stretch this stint at sector 7G?
anyway, i think we should build a system of pipelines beginning in areas that are both high-density populations and near a large natural gas field, so that we eliminate the need for costly liquification. have the infrastructe in place before the natural-gas burning autos hit the market, and then build it out from the population centers. there are massive nat-gas fields spackled across america; and if we could, over time, connect the fields directly to transfer stations and then directly to service stations in a web very much like our national power grid, we could more than elimate the need for foreign oil, we could again become net exporters.
just a modest proposal...and i've given it some thought. i think it has legs. but not in a democracy. they hobble legs in democracies...gotta make sure the crippled industries can still compete -- besides, the good ole boys have known them for so long; and the oil guys always bring the best hookers and the primo cocaine...ALWAYS. can politicians count on the nat-gas industry for the best hookers and the primo cocaine? probably not. and it's a shame for everybody. well, unless you sell coke to the oil guys, i suppose.
awww shucks, amorica. what the fuck am i saying. you've gots to jibber-jabber all day about which politician was more alpha or glib or what-the-fuck evah. rome is burning and you're locked in a mindless match of binary political ping-pong. snap the fuck out of it! both paths are well-trodden and both lead only to doom.
there is a path less traveled.
and i was the wiser for taking it,
janus
...and less appreciated to boot. (arrow count) I feel ya' dude.
i do, however, appreciate your comment.
to be fair, janus spends a good deal of time offending, spooking and abusing...i am opposed to this notion of truth=popularity. in all of history, Truth and popularity have been at odds. nothing has changed.
i just want to whittle my audience down to those who want to understand things in a new (actually very, very olde) way. those who seek affirmation from 'the people' inevitably dilute Truth and settle among the basest impulses and motivations of 'the people'. i too love 'the people' and work tirelessly in their best interest; but they have no place in the upcomming debate. it's best if they just return to their reality shows.
so long as we keep the doritos crispy, the pornography purile and the cable TV all vivid in HD, the people won't notice a thing. they'll one day wake up to a better world; and they can hate us for it then. and so, in advance, we'll say to the people, "you're welcome."
janus
romzombie ,more human than the human vs obamas iam rick james bitchez
WB7, any idea how to fix anything or are you just a clown in mom's basement making fun of anyone trying to do anything to help the mess we are in? What a fucking loser...
LOL! This dude thinks this can be fixed.
Reality Check: NONE of these clowns WANTS to "fix" what you think is broken. To them, it's not broken. This is why for decades it has always been a choice of which turd is shinier... false choices, all.
These people deserve all of the mocking that can be dished out. If it makes us think and laugh in the process, then it's full of win.
STFU, the guy is a genius
Ya ya, Mom's basement.
I've had five different fucking mortgages and paid every one off in full, put two kids through college and done business successfully in three different continents.
What have you done with your life shit head?
I thought so...
Your idea of fixing is obsolete. We all know it's already been fixed. All you need to do is lean over.
"Your idea of fixing is obsolete. We all know it's already been fixed. All you need to do is lean over."
fixed? you meant printed :P
SmallerGovNow2, any idea on how to fix anything or are you just some clown in mom's basement criticizing people with more internet fame than you?
we are screwed chief. just look at the math. my mom lives in my basement, tonights dancing with the czars will send ammo and gun sales out the roof.
You are fucking shitting yourself right? Who gives a fuck what his ideas are? I certainly don't. I just like his photoshop and limerick skills.
And that is where you will find the idea.
People out where I'm at are voting for Mitt over Obama because Obama is black. I live in idiot La La land where skin color still matters...never mind about the drones or any of the bombing "campaigns" Obama has done...or that he hasn't thrown one Bankster in the slammer...Nope, its his skin color they're voting against. So, maybe we are all about to get a 4 year educational experience on Mormonism.
I'm afraid I can no longer stand up for the American people and make excuses for them.
The mormons are ready for the collapse. Or is it the Amish?
Q: What do you get when a Mormon marries a Mexican?
A: A basement full of stolen groceries.
(that's funny shit, I don't care who you are)
Don't settle for the lesser of 2 evils
LUCIFER SATAN MEPHISTOPHELES 2012
You know I can
go, baby, go, baby, go, baby, Go!!!!!
I was going to say this stuff is not funny anymore but sadly it is , even after all these years......
Me thinks this is shaping up to be a 21rst century debacle.
If one could only go back to 1979 , fast forward to 1987 and then sleep for 500 years with Erin & Pamela...................
www.youtube.com/watch?v=upXuN8tGYDE
another xmas of blood as mirth, drone style
It don't matter which clown we end up with - they both work for the circus.
And, the circus considers all of it's paying customers derisively described since the beginning of circuses, as "MARKS "
So, let the boot fucking of America continue !!!!!
Really?
Only children think it don't matter which clown is in charge.... One is a socialist clown, thinking he is King. The other a business clown, still thinking that we need to be invading every country on the planet. Well, Obama the dickhead proved he's no different about the invasion bullshit. At least Romney would stop the USSA conversion to the failed USSR...
Socialism is ok right? Just as long as it is for the wealthy. Market capitalism for everyone else.
Inverted socialism supported by inverted fools.
I won't vote for either...BUT...we know Obama didn't change a thing, maybe Romney will. Maybe.
The only people who are going to change shit are we the sheeple ............. if enough of us wake up, look around, see the matrix, and start pulling out the tubes. You remind me of the classic Charlie Brown - football comic.
http://www.democracynow.org/
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pardon
a dog will always return to his own vomit.
Banzai... if I may be so bold as to offer a suggestion in the hope that you can concoct such a visual pleasure.
I think the elephant mounting the donkey should be changed to show the elephant reaming the donkey a new corn-chute with its trunk. Just a thought...
Damned right, equal time for the Log Cabin Republicans.
Show us the frothy santorum!
note: the trophy room has lights, a fireplace, and an American Flag. ain't never seen Mitt with an ascott. I have seen him eating a PBJ sandwich.
- Ned
Dude? What Trophy's
Humour has to have a skosh' of truth to it. Mitt is waaaay too clean (well beyond my tastes) for what you are proposing.
Seamus hanging on the wall. look carefully at my images.
Is his wife's name "Clit"? I'm sure I have a photo of her here somewhere...
He is... The Most Un-interesting Man In the World. "Stay poor -my friends."
That's really dark. As Joel Salitin would say, " a people who treat animals as nothing but a pile of protoplasmic goo to be manipulated without regard to their welfare are a lost society." I fear any man who can torture an animal being in charge of a lemonade stand, let alone the president of the United States. But, enought about Obama, let's talk about Mitt Romney's dog.
The Farce is certainly with us, Obozo-wan!
I am surprised William Banzai has not made a parrallel between Hugo Stinnes and Mitt Romney...
Correction: "So You and Your Boss is a Moron".
Addendum: "So You're a Castrating Bitch and Your Boss is a Hamster-Balled Moron."